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Preocupado
11-21-2005, 12:49 PM
This saturday night he got a 15 year old prostitute into my car. She jumped straight to my lap and started unzipping my pants while i was driving, but when i saw her face i thought: "oh me gosh, herpes and no condoms...", so i said "take care of him first" and i drove to the beach where she took care of him for $3,00. We got rid of the girl and, at a downtown gas station, he realised she lifted his $50,00, unoticed.

What did he do? He told a policeman about it.

Now the idiot is locked, without his $50,00 and probably contracted some disease.

Nirushika6789
11-21-2005, 12:52 PM
what age is your friend?

Cejus
11-21-2005, 12:53 PM
LOlzz, pwn3d!!

A 15-year old prostitute? That's weird. Is it normal in Brazil? :confused:

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 12:55 PM
He is 21 years old and has a cocaine filled peanut for a brain.

And no, 15 isn't much common in Brazil. Usually, they're about 13, 14 on the streets.

JoY
11-21-2005, 12:56 PM
that's beyond dumb. holy shit.

The_Hombre
11-21-2005, 01:00 PM
If he is 21 and has the intention of fucking (what most countries consider as) underage girls, he is no better than Gary fucking Glitter and deserves everything he gets.

Paedo

the_offsprings_monkey
11-21-2005, 01:01 PM
I have to laugh at that lol.

the_GoDdEsS
11-21-2005, 01:02 PM
That's pretty brainless.

DirtyMagical
11-21-2005, 01:03 PM
What did he do? He told a policeman about it.

That's supposed to be a lesson? For teenagers?
Why teenagers? Is this an age group known for taking a specific interest in prostitutes?

And if your "friend" had half a brain cell he wouldn't be locked up.

Preocupado
11-21-2005, 01:09 PM
That's supposed to be a lesson? For teenagers?
Why teenagers? Is this an age group known for taking a specific interest in prostitutes?

And if your "friend" had half a brain cell he wouldn't be locked up.


If you're an adult and still haven't figured how stupid that could be, stay away from me, thank you. Fortunetly, the police has done that for me, concerning my friend.

And you think the lesson is "don't tell a policeman if you pay $3,00 for a 15 yr old girl to blow you", you fucking idiot?

Kerr
11-21-2005, 01:15 PM
I know someone who got fucking hammered last Tuesday at a party, had nuprotected sex with some slut he doesn't even know at all (could've caught summit, haha) and the funny thing is (and the guy is in the same year as me) and couldn't even find it the first two times!!!

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 01:50 PM
This....disease.Ha ha ha ha! ROFLMFAO

DirtyMagical
11-21-2005, 01:54 PM
And you think the lesson is "don't tell a policeman if you pay $3,00 for a 15 yr old girl to blow you", you fucking idiot?

I don't quite understand what it is that you're trying to say.
And I think I'm rather glad that I don't.

Mota Boy
11-21-2005, 03:16 PM
Up next, on a very special episode of "The Offspring BBS"...

T-6005
11-21-2005, 03:19 PM
couldn't even find it the first two times!!!
I think I'd die of embarrassment if that ever happened... let alone twice. He must have been FUCKED.

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 03:27 PM
If you guys read up any newblogs, the "Hello officer, I got robbed off my drugs and i'd like to get them back please" stories appear daily.

JoY
11-21-2005, 03:56 PM
I know someone who got fucking hammered last Tuesday at a party, had nuprotected sex with some slut he doesn't even know at all (could've caught summit, haha) and the funny thing is (and the guy is in the same year as me) and couldn't even find it the first two times!!!
find what? your sentence was incomplete.

Taime13
11-21-2005, 05:19 PM
If he is 21 and has the intention of fucking (what most countries consider as) underage girls, he is no better than Gary fucking Glitter and deserves everything he gets.

Paedo

gary glitter might be killed by a firing squad in veitnam for abusing a underage kid.
he was caught trying to flee the country and they caught him, so they are deciding if they should kill him by firing squad.

ps death by firing squad is how they die for that crime in veitnam

HeadAroundU
11-21-2005, 05:28 PM
find what? your sentence was incomplete.
I bet it was his penis....

Kerr
11-22-2005, 12:54 PM
find what? your sentence was incomplete.
Where to put it in. Sorry about that.

.:SMASH:.
11-22-2005, 01:01 PM
This saturday night he got a 15 year old prostitute into my car. She jumped straight to my lap and started unzipping my pants while i was driving, but when i saw her face i thought: "oh me gosh, herpes and no condoms...", so i said "take care of him first" and i drove to the beach where she took care of him for $3,00. We got rid of the girl and, at a downtown gas station, he realised she lifted his $50,00, unoticed.

What did he do? He told a policeman about it.

Now the idiot is locked, without his $50,00 and probably contracted some disease.
isnt that a lesson for stupid people?