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HornyPope
11-21-2005, 07:48 PM
Pro-

+ All the girls love it.
+ It's good for your health. #1 recommended by doctors.
+ It makes blowjobs taste better.
+ Social interactions
+ Our very own Simona, Tizz, Iza and Bella are huge anal sluts.
+ Tizz in fact had her own "I <3 anal" website, until it was shut down with millions of dollars in ass(ets) and endorsements as part of the US war on terrorism following the 9/11 attacks. Bush has yet to offer an apology.
+ The participants are in no way descriminated against age or sex. Equal oppertunity!
+ Piemel in de kont


Cons-

- No abortions. :(:(:(:(
- It's not nearly as good as double penetration.
- You're not having it at this very instant. (You should).
- It was invented by Greeks (whatta homos)

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 07:49 PM
-/+ it's where the poop comes out (a mixed blessing)

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 07:52 PM
It's just not funny without the "lolz".

But very good observation.

Sunny
11-21-2005, 07:52 PM
..there are cons?

:[

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 07:54 PM
Wait, this is supposed to be a humorous thread instead of a serious one?

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 07:55 PM
Wait, this is supposed to be a humorous thread instead of a serious one?

No, I assure you everything listed above is true to the letter. No joke what-so-ever.

Sunny, one has to be objective. I'm trying as hard as I can to respect others people, and list the cons on their behalf.

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 08:34 PM
Hrm...

+ Prison is boring without it

sKratch
11-21-2005, 09:48 PM
- Annoying to constantly require re-lubrication by applying saliva via felatio, and lube is expensive

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 09:57 PM
+ All the cool kids do it.
- It makes the girl get all "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!" and "Oooohhhhh!!!!!" so its hard to have it in public without getting a few looks.
+ The penis is well heated.
- The penis starts to smell frequently.

Sunny
11-21-2005, 09:59 PM
- Annoying to constantly require re-lubrication by applying saliva via felatio, and lube is expensive


blood = nature's best lubricant. ;D

Not Ozymandias
11-21-2005, 09:59 PM
+ If you do it right you can make someone cough up bloody scat for a week

Mota Boy
11-21-2005, 10:02 PM
- You can't see them cry (rape only)

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 10:03 PM
+ If you do it right you can make someone cough up bloody scat for a week


Also the urine and sperm could come out brownish.

Not Ozymandias
11-21-2005, 10:07 PM
Don't quote my posts, orphan, it makes me look bad.

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 10:09 PM
- Annoying to constantly require re-lubrication by applying saliva via felatio, and lube is expensive

Social interactions, dude. Social interactions.

PWNED. YOU GOT NUTHIN'.


- You can't see them cry (rape only)

You can flip them around.

peko
11-21-2005, 10:10 PM
I'm slightly disgusted by the blood remark. I'm too innocent for this. :(

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 10:12 PM
Looking at someone's face while fucking their asshole is just cheap and wrong. All the gross expressions. *quivers*

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 10:12 PM
Shut up. We all know you never had sex.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Shut up. We all know you never had sex.


If that was ment to attack me:


What? I had sex an hour ago. Im mighty happy.

If that was ment at peko:

Damn straight yo.

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 10:16 PM
The only sex 14 year old, ugly, emo, males get is from their father... and in your case... well... you get the point.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 10:18 PM
What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Im not 14 ok. Im 17! Get it into your mind! Its my true age!

peko
11-21-2005, 10:22 PM
I don't think your age really matters. You're a moron either way.

HornyPope
11-21-2005, 10:24 PM
I don't think your age really matters. You're a moron either way.

A very good assesement. I approve.

He's still 14 though.

Mota Boy
11-21-2005, 11:32 PM
You can flip them around.
But really, nothing compares to seeing it face to face, as it's happening. Even when performed in front of a mirror, there's still some essence of distance, somehow it's not as real. Just to see the tears be shaken loose under the onslaught of dozens of unwelcomed thrusts; it's really something special.

Isolated Fury
11-21-2005, 11:40 PM
What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Im not 14 ok. Im 17! Get it into your mind! Its my true age!
You just recently removed the year from your birthday in your public profile. And previously, it did not say that you were 17.

You're just making yourself look bad.

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2005, 11:43 PM
What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Im not 14 ok. Im 17! Get it into your mind! Its my true age!

You've said 14, 17, and 19 in the past. Why are you blaming us for never believing you?

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 11:59 PM
You've said 14, 17, and 19 in the past. Why are you blaming us for never believing you?



Godzilla! 19? Never. I said I look 19. I really am 17 though. Unless all the years Ive lived were just my mind playing tricks on me.

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 12:42 AM
You said you were 14 until like a month ago. Seriously, choose an age you look.

.:SMASH:.
11-22-2005, 12:45 AM
con

-it hurts

Vera
11-22-2005, 12:54 AM
..there are cons?

:[
What I was going to reply. Thanks girlfriend. ;D

Sin Studly
11-22-2005, 02:05 AM
- It makes the girl get all "Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!" and "Oooohhhhh!!!!!" so its hard to have it in public without getting a few looks.

That should have been listed as a pro. (PS ; you're an orphan)

Little_Miss_1565
11-22-2005, 04:16 AM
blood = nature's best lubricant. ;D

I would just like to state for the record that I am the original author of this statement!

Lars
11-22-2005, 04:24 AM
How about this one:

Blood: The Natural Lubricant (An Apocalyptic Adventure Beyond Sodom and Gomorrah)

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 07:59 AM
Ah, the days of www.tizzlovesanal.com

I have some

- it can hurt a lot
+ that's no problem when the boyfriend has a 3" penis

Lammat
11-22-2005, 09:53 AM
+ Piemel in de kont

haha lol

:)

Sunny
11-22-2005, 09:57 AM
I would just like to state for the record that I am the original author of this statement!

zomg i totally attempted intellectual property theft oh noes :[

next time i use it i'll be sure to include "copyright 1565 all rights reserved" :P

JoY
11-22-2005, 10:36 AM
Pro-

+ All the girls love it.
+ It's good for your health. #1 recommended by doctors.
+ It makes blowjobs taste better.
+ Social interactions
+ Our very own Simona, Tizz, Iza and Bella are huge anal sluts.
+ Tizz in fact had her own "I <3 anal" website, until it was shut down with millions of dollars in ass(ets) and endorsements as part of the US war on terrorism following the 9/11 attacks. Bush has yet to offer an apology.
+ The participants are in no way descriminated against age or sex. Equal oppertunity!
+ Piemel in de kont


Cons-

- No abortions. :(:(:(:(
- It's not nearly as good as double penetration.
- You're not having it at this very instant. (You should).
- It was invented by Greeks (whatta homos)
I so love you for this. hahahaha. in fact, I'll give you buttseckts for it.

the_GoDdEsS
11-22-2005, 10:54 AM
"It has pleased Nature so to make us that we attain happiness only by way of pain. But once vanquished and had its way, nothing can equal the joy one tastes upon the entrance of this member into our ass, it is a pleasure incontenstably superior to any sensation produced by the same introduction in front."

Philosophy in the Bedroom by Marquis de Sade

Lolz, member.

Sunny
11-22-2005, 11:14 AM
marquis de sade is my personal hero <3

HornyPope
11-22-2005, 11:28 AM
First, pain is NOT a con.

Second, Bella, i'll take it. As in "take the offer". While you take the penis. Just no knots, please.


And I was in the Marquis de Sade watering hole in Prague. I drank to his health... a lot of beers.

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 11:30 AM
+ My muse for the greatest song I ever wrote.
- Didn't work.

the_GoDdEsS
11-22-2005, 11:31 AM
And I was in the Marquis de Sade watering hole in Prague. I drank to his health... a lot of beers.

Hahahaha. I heard Czech beer does not taste like piss though.

HornyPope
11-22-2005, 11:40 AM
Nope, it does not.

Unless you buy that crap for 1.5kronas a bottle, while the deposit for the bottle is 3kronas.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 11:45 AM
+ My muse for the greatest song I ever wrote.
- Didn't work.

Actually, this thread needs that song, because it's awesome.

"Piemel in de Kont" by Per

oh Tizz, I want to stick my penis in your butt
you say no, but I say yes, you know you want it
come on, I never meant it when I called you slut
So stick out your butt baby, come on, flaunt it

buttsex, oh I know it hurts baby,
it was never meant to be this way
I can see your tears baby,
let's try again another day

I'm not really afraid of AIDS
and I don't know too much about STDs
even though they do butt sex, it's only for the gays
I just want your butt, what a sleaze

Curiosity got the best of me
now I want the rest of you
come on, anal, honey
bend over, is all you gotta do

besides my peepee is so small
it won't hurt at all

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 11:46 AM
It's called PWN3D In De Kont you stupid slut.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 11:48 AM
No. You never pwn3d my asshole. Fuck off.

the_GoDdEsS
11-22-2005, 11:49 AM
I love the way you two are so affectionate. <3

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 11:51 AM
We are almost like TOM & Crazy Offspring Gal. The only thing missing is him telling me to shut up.

Original prankstA
11-22-2005, 11:52 AM
there aren't any cons

Izie
11-22-2005, 12:03 PM
Hey, the "buttsex makes blowjobs taste better" got stolen from me :(

Well, it's not REALLY mine, but :( anyway

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 12:05 PM
We are almost like TOM & Crazy Offspring Gal. The only thing missing is him telling me to shut up.
Shutup and calm the fuck down!

Iz, that's right, it was stolen from me you anti-semitic serb.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 12:06 PM
Shutup and calm the fuck down!



See what I mean? He is the one who always starts it.

Izie
11-22-2005, 12:43 PM
Shutup and calm the fuck down!

Iz, that's right, it was stolen from me you anti-semitic serb.

Lolz, you should post the clip :p

RebelBoy
11-22-2005, 12:55 PM
Wow. I leave for a long time,and the first thing I see when I get back is anal sex. Sweet,Im proud.

HornyPope
11-22-2005, 01:11 PM
Lolz, you should post the clip :p

You mean "I want it in the butt"?

Izie
11-22-2005, 01:12 PM
Actually, that one had occured to me too, but I was refering to the "buttsex makes blowjobs taste better".

Oh, what I won't say.

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 01:19 PM
Lolz, you should post the clip :p
Done, but you're only not doing it, because you're like me (to a larger extent), oh so vain.

Iz talking about Butt sex, blowjobs, and anti-semitism while being a serb (http://rapidshare.de/files/8014444/forper2.wav.html)

Izie
11-22-2005, 01:22 PM
In the words of the Devil (from the Devil's advocate btw:p): Vanity, my favourite sin.

I agree.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 01:24 PM
I love Iz.

Sunny
11-22-2005, 09:49 PM
[QUOTE=wheelchairman
Iz talking about Butt sex, blowjobs, and anti-semitism while being a serb (http://rapidshare.de/files/8014444/forper2.wav.html)[/QUOTE]


omg, that was beautiful. *tears up*

Rag Doll
11-22-2005, 09:58 PM
ehe, Iz is great <3

and I will never get enough of Per's song. ever.

Izie
11-23-2005, 02:22 AM
See Per, we make such a great team!

Let's do more stupid shit and amuse the world.

(nah, we're not doing it for the praise, honestly!)

JoY
11-23-2005, 06:43 AM
First, pain is NOT a con.

Second, Bella, i'll take it. As in "take the offer". While you take the penis. Just no knots, please.


And I was in the Marquis de Sade watering hole in Prague. I drank to his health... a lot of beers.
although it's tempting, I'll leave the piemel straight.

in de kont!

Tizzalicious
11-23-2005, 10:30 AM
I forgot one!

+ Iz is good at it