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TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 09:57 PM
Thought I'd post something seeing as I found some internet at last. I'll be back in a few days. In the meantime shower me with tales about how much you've all missed me.

Rag Doll
11-21-2005, 10:13 PM
i've missed you. boo.

hope you're having a totally awesome time =D

Jebus
11-21-2005, 10:13 PM
you's be in cali now?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 10:16 PM
I was in cali. I'm now in Nevada - Laughlin, to be precise. I've been to Vegas and I bought a tacky light-up version of the Vegas sign. It's totally awesome - pics when I have my big America-picture-topic.

Now, I have only 3 mins left, so bye all for another few days.

Endymion
11-21-2005, 10:22 PM
I was in cali. I'm now in Nevada - Laughlin, to be precise. I've been to Vegas and I bought a tacky light-up version of the Vegas sign. It's totally awesome - pics when I have my big America-picture-topic.

Now, I have only 3 mins left, so bye all for another few days.


dude, what the fuck? we could have hung out!

Sin Studly
11-21-2005, 10:44 PM
wtf, you were gone?

GreenTerror
11-21-2005, 10:45 PM
Laughlin is fun. Don't die, ok?

That Punk Kid You Love
11-21-2005, 10:48 PM
Dave,if you die can I have your gambling winnings? You have gambled right? Do it now! Gamble!

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 10:53 PM
TPKYL, he has to be 21 to gamble. I thought it was 18. Have fun, TUNB. :)

peko
11-21-2005, 11:07 PM
^ There's some places where you only have to be 18 to gamble. Unfortunately, you have to be 21 in Vegas. =\

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 11:10 PM
you have to be 21 in Arizona too. I figured that out after I tried to buy a lottery ticket a few days ago. I thought in most places it was 18.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 11:27 PM
dude, what the fuck? we could have hung out!

I was with family. And anyway, it's a coach trip. I literally haven't had time to do anything.

And no, I didn't gamble. I did go to Ceaser's Palace though, a long-time ambition of mine.

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 11:29 PM
Did they let you in the strip bars in Las Vegas?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 11:31 PM
I didn't try. I was with family, remember Though I did collect a LOT of prostitute's caling cards. I'm hoping to make a collage.

Endymion
11-21-2005, 11:33 PM
I didn't try. I was with family, remember Though I did collect a LOT of prostitute's caling cards. I'm hoping to make a collage.
isn't it great how they do that?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 11:35 PM
I loved it. I half-considered calling one and sending her to the room of an EVIL Welsh bitch on the coach.

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 11:41 PM
I didn't try. I was with family, remember Though I did collect a LOT of prostitute's caling cards. I'm hoping to make a collage.
Ha ha! Did you get a free pictures of naked women in the casinos too?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-21-2005, 11:42 PM
Ha ha! Did you get a free pictures of naked women in the casinos too?

Oh, they werent naked. Simply suggestive.

SkunkIt
11-21-2005, 11:43 PM
Ha ha ha ha! :D

Anya82
11-22-2005, 12:01 AM
Damn you, Dave!!!!! you were in California!!!
i wish we could have met!

Anyway, take care!

Not Ozymandias
11-22-2005, 12:10 AM
Once you get home never leave us again.

the_GoDdEsS
11-22-2005, 01:31 AM
Too bad you haven't met up with anybody. Enjoy your time.

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2005, 08:28 AM
Come back. Now. I haven't had an erection in weeks.

JoY
11-22-2005, 08:53 AM
Dave cookie, you is mean. Bella misses you. *tear*

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 09:01 AM
Oooh! Hope you're having a great time!

You should have gone to New York to sex Rick.

JoY
11-22-2005, 09:08 AM
& then tell me all about it, so I know what the future holds for me.

Edit: I'm forgetting words.. grmbl.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 09:10 AM
Buttsex?

(10 characters)

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2005, 09:13 AM
^Lots of it.

But unfortunately, Dave is vaginally challenged :(

That just means there will be some surprises!

JoY
11-22-2005, 09:13 AM
I was thinking of oral, especially seeing Rick's latest topic. mmm.

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 09:14 AM
Who knows, maybe Daves hides a vagina under all his manliness (??)

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2005, 09:15 AM
^Yes. Yes. And oh yes.

JoY
11-22-2005, 09:15 AM
omg, are you saying..??!

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2005, 09:17 AM
Ha! That yesses were for your last post, but that was a delightful turn of events.

JoY
11-22-2005, 09:33 AM
I fully agree. made me giggle. ;P

JohnnyNemesis
11-22-2005, 09:56 AM
Yayz! Check yor PMs. zomg yum!

Endymion
11-22-2005, 09:59 AM
dave and i were totally in the same state for a few hours.

i feel tingly.

Back in Black
11-22-2005, 10:33 AM
I was in cali. I'm now in Nevada - Laughlin, to be precise. I've been to Vegas and I bought a tacky light-up version of the Vegas sign. It's totally awesome - pics when I have my big America-picture-topic.

Now, I have only 3 mins left, so bye all for another few days.
while you are in the U.S. you should come on over to Appleton, WI.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-22-2005, 10:35 AM
while you are in the U.S. you should come on over to Appleton, WI.
I think you just persuaded him NOT to go near that state.

Back in Black
11-22-2005, 10:36 AM
Come back. Now. I haven't had an erection in weeks.
you are so immature.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-22-2005, 10:38 AM
you are so immature.
Woah wtf is going on here?

ruroken
11-22-2005, 01:13 PM
I've been gone too, so I don't really give a damn.

EDIT: Which is why I missed the joke...

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-22-2005, 02:13 PM
TPKYL, he has to be 21 to gamble. I thought it was 18. Have fun, TUNB. :)

He's 17. Im actually older than him.

SkunkIt
11-22-2005, 03:04 PM
I thought he was 16. His I.Q. doesn't suit his age. He's like a 18 year old trapped in a 17 year old's body.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-22-2005, 03:06 PM
I thought he was 16. His I.Q. doesn't suit his age. He's like a 19 year old trapped in a 17 year old's body.

Yes, i know .

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:35 PM
*Sexes all who requested*

I'm back. I've been awake for 30 hours. I hate British weather. I loooove electronic heaters.

Back in Black
11-25-2005, 01:37 PM
*Sexes all who requested*

I'm back. I've been awake for 30 hours. I hate British weather. I loooove electronic heaters.
you missed all the spamming that Johnny Nemesis did.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:37 PM
Hey, what's up? Tell me everything exciting of your trip.

Edit; i yet have not finished your drawing, i started it . I just haven't finished it. It's hopeless. Don't wait for it.

JoY
11-25-2005, 01:39 PM
*kisses computerscreen*

as close as I could get.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:42 PM
I'm too tired to give a blow-by-blow account of the trip. I'll make a big thread tomorrow, with pictures. But basically, I went to all the big cities up the West Coast, and the Grand Canyon.

And I never had any intention of going anywhere a state that even borders WI.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:43 PM
I'm too tired to give a blow-by-blow account of the trip. I'll make a big thread tomorrow, with pictures. But basically, I went to all the big cities up the West Coast, and the Grand Canyon.

And I never had any intention of going anywhere a state that even borders WI.

Awesome. Shame you didn't come here.

Back in Black
11-25-2005, 01:43 PM
And I never had any intention of going anywhere a state that even borders WI.
We could have met and became best friends.

JoY
11-25-2005, 01:44 PM
We could have met and became best friends.
*bursts into wild laughter*

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:46 PM
*bursts into wild laughter*

What she said.

And Lodat, I actually passed fairly close to you, within about 40 miles. I passed reeeeally close to Endy, too.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:49 PM
40 miles is close?! Oh well. I want to see the pictures.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:49 PM
Nimrod In Town']40 miles is close?! Oh well. I want to see the pictures.

I was travelling 200-300 miles a day. Yes, 40 miles is close.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 01:49 PM
Nimrod In Town']40 miles is close?! Oh well. I want to see the pictures.
Closer than he was to my area.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:51 PM
I was travelling 200-300 miles a day. Yes, 40 miles is close.

You should've said 200-300 miles. You should've told your friends "Hey, 'tards, lets go to Sacramento, and desperatly look for a kid i know !"

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:53 PM
Nimrod In Town']You should've said 200-300 miles. You should've told your friends "Hey, 'tards, lets go to Sacramento, and desperatly look for a kid i know !"

Oh yeah. All the old people on the coach would've loved it.

By the way, old people from the UK are awful and I hate them.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:57 PM
Oh yeah. All the old people on the coach would've loved it.

By the way, old people from the UK are awful and I hate them.

Yeah, me too. :mad:


That would've been funny, though.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:36 PM
I've slept for 4 hours after being awake for 34. I HATE JETLAG!!

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:39 PM
The only thing jetlag is good for is an excuse to visit waffle house at 3 in the morning, but I'm betting that's an American thing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:41 PM
Hah, nothing's open in the UK at this time. Nothing opens 24 hours except McDonalds, and I'm hardly gonna hang out there.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:42 PM
Ha, McDonalds. You gain 20 pounds from reading the menu at that joint. Waffle house is a breakfast restaurant, very casual and kind of southern, open pretty much all the time.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:45 PM
Ha, McDonalds. You gain 20 pounds from reading the menu at that joint. Waffle house is a breakfast restaurant, very casual and kind of southern, open pretty much all the time.

20 pounds? Pah. I gain no weight from eating anything. I once ate a cream cake and lost weight.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:47 PM
20 pounds? Pah. I gain no weight from eating anything. I once ate a cream cake and lost weight.

Well Americans don't have the British metabolism.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:48 PM
Well Americans don't have the British metabolism.

British metabolism?

Obviously you've never been to Britain. Wall-to-wall fat chicks.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 09:49 PM
British metabolism?

Obviously you've never been to Britain. Wall-to-wall fat chicks.
In that case, it's just one fat chick.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Obviously you've never been to Britain.

I wish I had, but unfortunately have not. I do find it a wonder that France hasn't sunk into the ocean with all the meals they eat there, but I don't know much about the British Eating Experience.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:51 PM
In that case, it's just one fat chick.

*Sniggers*


I wish I had, but unfortunately have not. I do find it a wonder that France hasn't sunk into the ocean with all the meals they eat there, but I don't know much about the British Eating Experience.

The British Eating Experience consists of one element: Too Much.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:53 PM
*sigh*. That seems to be a motif these days.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:55 PM
*sigh*. That seems to be a motif these days.

I'm like it too, I totally eat too much. I just don't gain weight.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 09:57 PM
I just don't gain weight.

You, are a bastard.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 09:59 PM
You, are a bastard.

*Looks up from gorging on cream cakes and custard* Pardon?

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 10:01 PM
I had half a piece of eclair cake today, three bites of sweet potato casserole (ie teh sex), and a couple of the little cheese/spinach dip filled things and I think I gained weight.

coke_a_holic
11-25-2005, 10:05 PM
I only eat unhealthy foods, and I'm slowly becoming underweight. I should probably start eating good stuff more often, maybe I'd gain weight from it?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 10:07 PM
I only eat unhealthy foods, and I'm slowly becoming underweight. I should probably start eating good stuff more often, maybe I'd gain weight from it?

Yeah, I'm like that. Healthy foods don't help, plus they taste awful.

coke_a_holic
11-25-2005, 10:12 PM
Yeah, I'm like that. Healthy foods don't help, plus they taste awful.
Nah, I like carrots, broccoli, and cucumbers. I just don't eat them as much as I eat chocolate, saturated fat, and corn syrup. But seriously, I'm 6'1" and less than 140 ibs, which is just above underweight. Hurray for extreme metabolism!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 10:13 PM
I'm only an inch shorter and I'm 125.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 10:13 PM
Nah, I like carrots, broccoli, and cucumbers. I just don't eat them as much as I eat chocolate, saturated fat, and corn syrup. But seriously, I'm 6'1" and less than 140 ibs, which is just above underweight. Hurray for extreme metabolism!

Can I have yours? Please? I'm 6'0 and 198, which would normally be fat but I have muscle and I'm naturally big and all that, but I could still do to lose about 10 pounds.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 10:13 PM
Nah, I like carrots, broccoli, and cucumbers. I just don't eat them as much as I eat chocolate, saturated fat, and corn syrup. But seriously, I'm 6'1" and less than 140 ibs, which is just above underweight. Hurray for extreme metabolism!
You may have extreme metabolism, but I don't eat. 5'10'', 132 lbs.

coke_a_holic
11-25-2005, 10:16 PM
I'm only an inch shorter and I'm 125.
Ha, shit. That's 3 people I know with the same anorexic-ish body type. In middle school, I used to ask kids what day it was and respond with "YES! It's an eating day! w00t!" No wonder I don't have any friends. (attention plz?)

AAE: If you can find some way to do it, I would love to share my lack of muscle/fat with you.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 10:17 PM
Can you transplant metabolisms? :rolleyes: