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wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 01:51 AM
Well my friend Phil, who has just been diagnosed with Minumonsdfkcljlascv (kissing disease, I don't know how to spell it, but he hadn't eaten or drunk anything else than chocolate milk for like a week.) Anyways he was in no condition to write his report on China (a part of a group report), so I offered to do his part for him. My only condition was that I would not do any research, and that I would make all my facts sound realistic.

Anyways I ended up inventing a company because it sounded neat. And putting sexual innuendos and different places.

Also the line that says "China is the fat eclair of southeast asia, ready to burst with capital like cream on the face of the world market" originally said "China is the pulsating phallos of southeast asia, ready to burst with capital like cum..."

I am so funnies. Anyways I took screenshots of the essay, so that no google search on it would be found, should any teacher be curious.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/bullshit1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/bullshit2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/bullshit3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/bullshit4.jpg

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 02:24 AM
Haha, I like "What dark hole is sucking all those jobs into its soppy walls?"

And poor Phil :(

Smart thinking on the posting the screen shots.

wheelchairman
11-22-2005, 09:42 AM
I also said "rushing forward ... with economic growth"

and

"warmer and warmer relations. Intimate contacts are .... causing many mouth mouth agreements."

Those are subtler though.

Also I used the word analysis because it has the word "anal".

Tizzalicious
11-22-2005, 09:59 AM
Also I used the word analysis because it has the word "anal".

You are way too anally fixated.

You scare me sometimes.

Sunny
11-22-2005, 10:59 AM
lol oh my god. *in awe*

Rag Doll
11-22-2005, 11:22 AM
ha. awesome...and then some =)