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offspringis the best band
11-22-2005, 07:42 PM
Since I don't do Instant Messengers anymore and I'm in the boards about 10 minutes a day (alright, a bit more than that) I will be using this thread to talk to you guys. So if you have any questions, comments, criticism or suggestion you can stick them up your ass. If you wanna chat with PTY, do it here.

So.



Sup?

The_Hombre
11-22-2005, 07:48 PM
Could you explain that one again, just more slowly?

Human
11-22-2005, 08:28 PM
Who is PTY? Are you a member of it? What genre of music are they? And are they famous?

The_Hombre
11-22-2005, 08:29 PM
PTY is probably short for "Pity Me"

Human
11-22-2005, 08:30 PM
Haha...maybe...

Sin Studly
11-22-2005, 09:13 PM
Idiots, remove yourself from this thread.

PTY, do you still dress up as 'Naked Man' at parties?

the_GoDdEsS
11-23-2005, 02:03 AM
PTY is a cult.

When are you gonna provide me with more stories about furries?

Endymion
11-23-2005, 08:46 AM
PTY is a cult.

When are you gonna provide me with more stories about furries?
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/tgiff.jpg

the_GoDdEsS
11-23-2005, 09:06 AM
Hahaha. Awww.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 09:22 AM
PTY me.. lol please.

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 10:43 AM
Go hang yourself already, emo.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 10:44 AM
Pfffft you retard, you're meant to tell me to cut my wrist, and I might later, depends on how my night go's.

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 10:48 AM
*plays the fucking violin for you*

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 10:49 AM
*plays the fucking violin for you*
I can play my own violin you twat.

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 10:58 AM
We know. Believe me, we know. We are reminded each and every day that you and your vapid fucking girlfriend will never stop sobbing to the tunes of your own metaphorical violins, and expecting the whole fucking world to get teary-eyed over your meaningless bullshit drama.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 11:01 AM
We know. Believe me, we know. We are reminded each and every day that you and your vapid fucking girlfriend will never stop sobbing to the tunes of your own metaphorical violins, and expecting the whole fucking world to get teary-eyed over your meaningless bullshit drama.
umm I meant I can play the violin but yea... w/e you say.

offspringis the best band
11-23-2005, 01:59 PM
You people are funny.

Yes, I do dress myself (undress myself) as Naked Man (sometimes Naked Guy, too) but the pressures of being a father of two and a good husband have kind of relegated Naked Man/Guy to a private home status. So I don't walk around Naked no more, which is a shame.
PTY is me.


Any more questions?

T-6005
11-23-2005, 02:40 PM
Yes. Can I find any Adventures of Naked Man stories somewhere?

offspringis the best band
11-23-2005, 02:53 PM
Yes. Can I find any Adventures of Naked Man stories somewhere?
Don't know about that. As far as I know, there haven't been any published Adventures of Naked Man/Guy (Guyman?) stories anywhere, in any medium. I wrote a few Penthouse letters back in 98 but I think that was about it. And they really didn't have much to do with Naked Guyman anyway but were more like a chronicling of my short-lived affair with a very attractive, voluptuous and fat-bottomed Mexican nurse down at the animal clinic.

They were very erotic.

Mota Boy
11-23-2005, 02:58 PM
Why ten minutes?

offspringis the best band
11-23-2005, 02:59 PM
Who is PTY? Are you a member of it? What genre of music are they? And are they famous?

PTY is short for Punker Than You, which was my screenname in the old message board, way back in the day when message boards were actually entertaining and everybody still trusted Matt Vore. If you want a short bio, I'm a 27 year old male. I live in New York. I'm married to a beautiful woman and I'm a proud parent of 2. I enjoy long walks on the beach and doing laundry for the elderly. I came up with the already overused and slightly nonsensical "I generally agree", "Because, the car" and "Ozymandias Ozymandias" catch phrases, as well as the less-succesful "my potro is your potro". I probably have more money than you. My dick bends a bit to the right.


Yes, I am famous.