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Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 12:03 PM
- MarkBryan420

... that's all for now, I'll update later.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 12:05 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/thkyl.jpg

That Punk Kid You Love
11-23-2005, 12:12 PM
- That Punk Kid You Love

... that's all for now, I'll update later.


So,your mother doesn't count as sex?



That is all,Roger. Iggy bin with him.

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 12:16 PM
Speaking of parents getting fucked ; you're an orphan.

JohnnyNemesis
11-23-2005, 01:42 PM
Me = dying of laughter right now!

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 04:08 PM
Better than dying from BEING SHOT WITH A FUCKING GUN, eh?

yay
11-23-2005, 05:22 PM
Im a BBS Virgin. Wont be able to say the same thing in a few weeks though. hehehe.

Endymion
11-23-2005, 05:26 PM
Im a BBS Virgin. Wont be able to say the same thing in a few weeks though. hehehe.

finally going to let your boyfriend break your shit cherry?

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 05:32 PM
Im a BBS Virgin. Wont be able to say the same thing in a few weeks though. hehehe.


what's that supposed to mean?? :confused:

yay
11-23-2005, 05:46 PM
finally going to let your boyfriend break your shit cherry?
Whats that supposed to mean?

ninthlayer
11-23-2005, 05:52 PM
That you're going to give it up to your guy.

Awh, young lust.

yay
11-23-2005, 06:26 PM
That you're going to give it up to your guy.

Awh, young lust.
I like females. Your quite sexy my dear, what is your name?

punker
11-23-2005, 06:31 PM
I like females. Your quite sexy my dear, what is your name?

you're a dude?

ninthlayer
11-23-2005, 06:32 PM
zomg!

WHATTA HOMOS!!

Italia311
11-23-2005, 07:09 PM
- That Punk Kid You Love

... that's all for now, I'll update later.


LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I just bursted out laughing in the fucking library. Im fucking DYING...lol

XYlophonetreeZ
11-23-2005, 07:11 PM
You mean you're actually not ashamed to be on an Offspring message board in a public area?

Italia311
11-23-2005, 07:59 PM
Hhaha, sometimes...

Im on my laptop typing an essay no one can see but me...I was taking a lil break..lol funny shit.

Nicole
11-23-2005, 10:39 PM
Im a BBS Virgin. Wont be able to say the same thing in a few weeks though. hehehe.

You've pre-planned losing your virginity? Jesus.

This topic cracks me up.

.:SMASH:.
11-24-2005, 12:42 AM
Speaking of parents getting fucked ; you're an orphan.
all this paying people out thing never gets old to you?

Back in Black
11-24-2005, 07:56 AM
- That Punk Kid You Love

... that's all for now, I'll update later.
dude, WTF, I'm a virgin.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-24-2005, 08:05 AM
You mean you're actually not ashamed to be on an Offspring message board in a public area?
I go on the message bored anywhere I please, I don't see what's to be ashamed of?

That_Guy91
11-24-2005, 08:06 AM
maybe the fact that nobody was talking to you.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-24-2005, 08:08 AM
maybe the fact that nobody was talking to you.
I know that but I don't get why people keep saying stuff to people like "ain't you ashamed to go on the bbs in public"

honey
11-24-2005, 08:13 AM
Quite stupid to make a list of this.

Sin Studly
11-24-2005, 08:27 AM
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

honey
11-24-2005, 08:29 AM
Exactly.
.

JoY
11-24-2005, 08:53 AM
no, that was a point flying by. you've just missed it. twice.

_ߥ_vil_
11-24-2005, 09:08 AM
I like females. Your quite sexy my dear, what is your name?

PMSL now.
What???

lost_nvrfound
11-24-2005, 08:33 PM
Exactly.
.
hahahaha!

...genius

sKratch
11-24-2005, 10:31 PM
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/omegaeffect.gif

Endymion
11-24-2005, 10:58 PM
lol omega is my favorite number (see chaitin's constant).

endlesst0m
11-24-2005, 11:57 PM
- That Punk Kid You Love

... that's all for now, I'll update later.

hahaha...i bet people are already planning to copy this idea onto another message board or a myspace bulliten or something...

lost_nvrfound
11-25-2005, 01:02 AM
hahaha...i bet people are already planning to copy this idea onto another message board or a myspace bulliten or something...
wouldn't doubt it

honey
11-25-2005, 05:37 AM
You people don't get it.

Sarcasm ;)

JoY
11-25-2005, 06:15 AM
if THAT was sarcasm, you use it extremely poorly & I suggest you never use it again.

JohnnyNemesis
11-25-2005, 06:38 AM
^What she said.

lost_nvrfound
11-25-2005, 07:18 AM
... agreed^^

China Boy
11-25-2005, 09:48 AM
Yay's Schedule
Monday: Eat big sandwich. Purchase a new kitchen knife.

Tuesday:Meeting with the local cutters club.

Wednesday: Eat another big sandwich

Thursday: Date with boyfriend

Friday: Try to get stoned by sniffing sugar, and to get drunk by drinking milk. This will sure be a wild night!

Saturday: Have a hangover from all the milk. Vomitation expected.

Sunday: Lose virginity to boyfriend. They will live happily ever after.

honey
11-26-2005, 06:01 AM
if THAT was sarcasm, you use it extremely poorly & I suggest you never use it again.
I was in a bad mood, I'm not sure if I wanted to make it clear.

Sin Studly
11-26-2005, 06:08 AM
You're an idiot. Stop posting. Go cook your man a steak and get your vag pounded, that's all you stupid females are around for anyway.

honey
11-26-2005, 06:57 AM
Someone needs a girlfriend..

Sin Studly
11-26-2005, 07:27 AM
True, the house is getting pretty dirty.

honey
11-27-2005, 12:12 PM
Let me guess; white 'stuff' anywhere? ;)

That's why I said you need a gf, you need a place to let it all go.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 12:14 PM
Yeah, I need somebody to clean up all the tissues.

honey
11-27-2005, 12:15 PM
Don't worry, you're still in denial. It won't be too long.

coke_a_holic
11-27-2005, 12:16 PM
I believe lodat has earned a spot on this thread after his own "zogm lost my virginity during u got surved!" thread.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 12:21 PM
Don't worry, you're still in denial. It won't be too long.

...... you're an idiot, and everything you say makes me literally wince in disgust.

honey
11-27-2005, 01:01 PM
I don't care about you. I care about me.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:05 PM
You'd be the only one.

endlesst0m
02-21-2006, 10:10 PM
hahahaha. i'll never forget this thread.

Rocky-girl
02-21-2006, 11:12 PM
if THAT was sarcasm, you use it extremely poorly & I suggest you never use it again.
I like your post. But I think it wsn't sarcasm, it was a some kind of joke.

JohnnyNemesis
02-21-2006, 11:20 PM
This thread is indeed amazing.

Sin Studly
02-22-2006, 03:33 AM
Wow, this thread rules.

Yay for forgetting awesome threads I've made until somebody bumps them and I get to laugh my fucking arse off at them. Bump more!

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2006, 03:55 AM
What's so great about this thread? Seems fairly mediocre to me.

Sin Studly
02-22-2006, 04:11 AM
The greatness of this thread is its implicit and subtle power to allow me to suggest anybody who doesn't approve of it is a virgin.

You fuckin' virgin.

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2006, 04:19 AM
Lolz, fuckin' virgin.

Rocky-girl
02-22-2006, 04:29 AM
Maybe you stop bothering? I think Sin Studly made that thread to cheer himself.

Sin Studly
02-22-2006, 06:42 AM
Shut up, virgin.

killer_queen
02-22-2006, 06:56 AM
Virgins are cool. They won't go to hell.

Dante
02-22-2006, 08:15 AM
The greatness of this thread is its implicit and subtle power to allow me to suggest anybody who doesn't approve of it is a virgin.

You fuckin' virgin.

^Yeah what he said^

Paint_It_Black
02-22-2006, 08:28 AM
^Yeah what he said^

So basically you are posting to say you agree with Justin's answer to my question. Considering that Justin had already answered my question, and it is in fact his thread, why on earth did you think we needed, wanted, or would in any way value your opinion?

0r4ng3
02-22-2006, 08:31 AM
So basically you are posting to say you agree with Justin's answer to my question. Considering that Justin had already answered my question, and it is in fact his thread, why on earth did you think we needed, wanted, or would in any way value your opinion?
^Yeah, what he asked^

lolz.

Rocky-girl
02-22-2006, 09:11 AM
Virgins are cool. They won't go to hell.
Don't you know why he hates virgins?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-22-2006, 09:43 AM
Wow, this thread rules.

Yay for forgetting awesome threads I've made until somebody bumps them and I get to laugh my fucking arse off at them. Bump more!

I was going to bump some of your adventure art.com threads but decided not too. I was inspired to make my own however.

the_GoDdEsS
02-22-2006, 09:44 AM
Zomg, Rakeem? That gave me hours of giggling.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-22-2006, 09:52 AM
Zomg, Rakeem? That gave me hours of giggling.

If that was in response to me. Yes, lol http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13141

Sin Studly
10-15-2006, 09:14 PM
Bumped and Ground.

Little_Miss_1565
10-15-2006, 09:39 PM
My oh my.


Virgins are cool. They won't go to hell.

Hell has better music.

Endymion
10-15-2006, 09:50 PM
Hell has better music.

what's hell got that can trump creed?

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2006, 09:51 PM
I'm still a virgin.

Little_Miss_1565
10-15-2006, 09:58 PM
what's hell got that can trump creed?

MAIDEN!

Also I want to hang out with Kurt Cobain.

no_way
10-15-2006, 09:58 PM
I'm still a virgin.

All I have to say is "................."

Little_Miss_1565
10-15-2006, 10:00 PM
All I have to say is "................."

It's not true, I watched Ninth rail him in the butt.

no_way
10-15-2006, 10:01 PM
Ninth plus half the BBS

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2006, 10:03 PM
Also I want to hang out with Kurt Cobain.

From someone who told me ages ago:

Q: Did you know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
A: Yeah, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch.


All I have to say is "................."

I'll be pure and disease free forever.

RickyCrack
10-15-2006, 10:03 PM
they say that when you have sex with somebody, you're having sex with everybody they've had sex with. So by nailing Ninth (daily), by transitive property I'm having sex with Ricky. <3

JohnnyNemesis
10-15-2006, 10:03 PM
It's not true, I watched Ninth rail him in the butt.


Ninth plus half the BBS

Sunny's penis is bigger than anyone else's, I learned.


they say that when you have sex with somebody, you're having sex with everybody they've had sex with. So by nailing Ninth (daily), by transitive property I'm having sex with Ricky. <3

Ricky on Ricky action! HOT!

Endymion
10-15-2006, 10:04 PM
Q: Did you know that Kurt Cobain had realy bad dandruff?
A: Yeah, they found his 'Head and Shoulders' behind the couch.

oh, amazing!

Llamas
10-15-2006, 10:48 PM
Ricky on Ricky action! HOT!

I am soooo turned on.

Lizardus
07-16-2011, 10:45 PM
I am soooo turned on.

Sometime I like to take two gi-joes and re enact this.