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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 01:11 PM
Are you a virgin? 'Cause, if you aren't i want to ask something. How can you seduce your girlfriend if she doesn't want to have sex before getting married ?

Sunny
11-23-2005, 01:13 PM
uhh, roofies?

or fancy alcohol and diamonds.

;p

coke_a_holic
11-23-2005, 01:15 PM
Tell her STDs and pregnancy are just old wives tales.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 01:15 PM
I might add she's one of those girls that plans on a good future, studies alot, and hates alcoholic liquids.

I'm screwed.

T-6005
11-23-2005, 01:37 PM
Be better at charming her pants off.

0r4ng3
11-23-2005, 01:38 PM
I'm screwed.
Actually, you're not. Quite the opposite is true.

Hahahaha!

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 01:39 PM
Actually, you're not. Quite the opposite is true.

Hahahaha!

Hahah, you're right.

JohnnyNemesis
11-23-2005, 01:40 PM
You must mean reality. I've noticed that in your sig and it's driven me nuts, but I never said anything.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 01:41 PM
Well, i'll be back later to see if any good advice was posted.

The artist is [out].

T-6005
11-23-2005, 01:41 PM
You must mean reality. I've noticed that in your sig and it's driven me nuts, but I never said anything.
Yeah, that's fucked me up as well. Very, very aggravating.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-23-2005, 01:42 PM
You must mean reality. I've noticed that in your sig and it's driven me nuts, but I never said anything.

Heh, fine. I'll change it.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-23-2005, 02:23 PM
This,is what you do:

Go out with her and tell her something like "Did you know Im the luckiest guy in the world because I have you?" or "You saved my life [color] eyes".

Take her to dinner and buy her anything she wants.

Go to some feild or park with her and lay under the stars.

Kiss her and hope for her to get into it.

This is what Krissy and me used to do but we only had sex once.

JohnnyNemesis
11-23-2005, 02:28 PM
^No way in hell did that incredibly fake and corny shit work. You been watchin' too many teenage drama shows, man.

Lodat, she won't be having sex with you if she's not ready, and pushing for it only makes you seem desperate or possibly scary. Be careful with how you handle this situation.

Sin Studly
11-23-2005, 04:13 PM
uhh, roofies?

Trust a Slavic to give the only good advice in the thread.

(PS; halfbricks are cheaper)

Nicole
11-23-2005, 11:13 PM
I'd work out what does it for her then try and get her into a position where she wants to. You would have to be pretty strong to resist your own sex drive if it was becoming too much.

Or, roofies.

ninthlayer
11-23-2005, 11:35 PM
Boob grabbery, wow. I like how absurd that sounds.

ninthlayer
11-23-2005, 11:48 PM
Just like in high school?

Tizzalicious
11-24-2005, 05:58 AM
This,is what you do:

Go out with her and tell her something like "Did you know Im the luckiest guy in the world because I have you?" or "You saved my life [color] eyes".

Take her to dinner and buy her anything she wants.

Go to some feild or park with her and lay under the stars.

Kiss her and hope for her to get into it.

This is what Krissy and me used to do but we only had sex once.

That's horrible. She must have been desperate.

wheelchairman
11-24-2005, 06:05 AM
Or fictional?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 08:45 AM
^No way in hell did that incredibly fake and corny shit work. You been watchin' too many teenage drama shows, man.

Lodat, she won't be having sex with you if she's not ready, and pushing for it only makes you seem desperate or possibly scary. Be careful with how you handle this situation.

I just mentioned it once.

Vera
11-24-2005, 10:32 AM
If her reasons are religious, she's a brainwashed idiot. Dump her and have sex with her sister. With Jesus watching.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 10:35 AM
If her reasons are religious, she's a brainwashed idiot. Dump her and have sex with her sister. With Jesus watching.

No, it's not religious reasons. She just doesn't want to have any yet.

notoriousdoc
11-24-2005, 10:38 AM
Masturbation is more fun in churches (ask Wishomie) so sex should be as well.

China Boy
11-24-2005, 10:46 AM
You need to get her horny somehow.
How?
Don't ask me I'm a virgin.

offspringis the best band
11-24-2005, 11:31 AM
What the fuck does this subject line have to do with the topic at hand, anyway.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 11:34 AM
What the fuck does this subject line have to do with the topic at hand, anyway.

It doesn't. I just couldn't think of any subject.

offspringis the best band
11-24-2005, 11:40 AM
Nimrod In Town']It doesn't. I just couldn't think of any subject.

How about "How to get some sex". Or "How can I get booty". Or even "a question for all you non-virgins". Jesus, it's not like it's quantum physics.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 11:43 AM
How about "How to get some sex". Or "How can I get booty". Or even "a question for all you non-virgins". Jesus, it's not like it's quantum physics.

You shouldn't be talking . "Would you fuck a sheep?" , and all of them you said are lame.

offspringis the best band
11-24-2005, 11:45 AM
Nimrod In Town']You shouldn't be talking . "Would you fuck a sheep?" , and all of them you said are lame.

And "I reject your really and substitute my own!" is the epitome of wit and insight? And you're obviously way too dense to figure out where the sheep thing is from. Jesus, man, do you ever get out of your basement at all?

I win again.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 11:47 AM
And "I reject your really and substitute my own!" is the epitome of wit and insight? And you're obviously way too dense to figure out where the sheep thing is from. Jesus, man, do you ever get out of your basement at all?

I win again.

What is your problem, little boy?

offspringis the best band
11-24-2005, 11:48 AM
Nimrod In Town']What is your problem, little boy?

Replace "problem" with "damage" and you'll have yourself a quote from the movie were the sheep thing is from.

That's it. You're on your own, kid.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 11:50 AM
Replace "problem" with "damage" and you'll have yourself a quote from the movie were the sheep thing is from.

That's it. You're on your own, kid.

Thank you. You're as annoying, and immature as hell.

offspringis the best band
11-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Nimrod In Town']Thank you. You're as annoying, and immature as hell.

And you have a problem with proper comma placement.

http://www.imdb.com

Now go read up.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-24-2005, 12:08 PM
Yes, correct my grammar. That's an awesome comeback !

Anyway, cease having a conversation with me. Im leaving.

T-6005
11-24-2005, 01:29 PM
TPKYL - No wonder it only happened once.

As for the creator of this thread -
Whatever.

0r4ng3
11-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Replace "problem" with "damage" and you'll have yourself a quote from the movie were the sheep thing is from.

That's it. You're on your own, kid.
Holy fuck, he messed up the quote that I typed word for word in the other thread.