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dalaksta
11-23-2005, 05:10 PM
For everyone who celebrates thanksgiving, have a good one tomorrow!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 05:15 PM
thanksgiving is shit.

dalaksta
11-23-2005, 05:18 PM
I'm just glad that I'm off school really

the_offsprings_monkey
11-23-2005, 05:22 PM
Pfffft lazy fat americans.

Italia311
11-23-2005, 06:14 PM
dude...thanksgiving was in october, what are you on???


lol :P

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 06:33 PM
yay! my family is weird and because our family from cali isnt coming...we're having crab and lobster!

dalaksta
11-23-2005, 07:14 PM
crab and lobster?

dalaksta
11-23-2005, 07:15 PM
Pfffft lazy fat americans.
yea americans are fat, not all of us, and sure were fuckin morons but hell getting out of school is good for anyone, am I wrong?

Pretty_Girl
11-23-2005, 07:57 PM
thanksgiving is tomorrow, november 24th and i say happy thanksgiving everybody!! i know i'm new, so hi :)

ninthlayer
11-23-2005, 08:02 PM
Pfffft lazy fat americans.
Lazy?
I'm working a twelve hour shift and then banking on the three and a half hours of sleep I'll get before going to my grandparent's house for lunch to last me the day.

Fat?
Leave you girlfriend out of this.

Britfags.

Note: with a name like "Pretty_Girl" I'm just going to automatically assume that you'd be better off labelled as "Heinous_Broad" and that you lack personality.

Pretty_Girl
11-23-2005, 08:06 PM
Note: with a name like "Pretty_Girl" I'm just going to automatically assume that you'd be better off labelled as "Heinous_Broad" and that you lack personality.

Jeez, that's real nice. i dont think i lack personality

All About Eve
11-23-2005, 08:18 PM
Jeez, that's real nice. i dont think i lack personality

You don't; you just lack an interesting personality and an ability to comprehend.

Tired_Of_You
11-23-2005, 08:23 PM
Ha. I didn't even realise it. Neither did I when it was Thanksgiving in Canada.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:29 PM
Yes, happy Thanksgiving everyone. I find tomorrow a great oppurtunity to show off and wear my new designer mini skirt I bought yesterday.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 08:31 PM
Yes, happy Thanksgiving everyone. I find tomorrow a great oppurtunity to show off and wear my new designer mini skirt I bought yesterday.


good for you!

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 08:32 PM
crab and lobster?


yeah, my family's weird like that.

plus usually we only have turkey and stuff if we're having guests.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:32 PM
good for you!
And how is this so great that you feel you must make a comment about it?

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 08:34 PM
And how is this so great that you feel you must make a comment about it?


its called i was being sarcastic. nobody really needs to know that "you just brought a new designer mini-skirt."

stop showing off.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:35 PM
Awz, she's jealous.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 08:47 PM
oh yeah...im SOOOOOOO jealous. :rolleyes:


you just dont need to show off. it makes you look stupid. so, for a little advice, dont do it anymore. mmk?

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:49 PM
Sure I don't need to showoff but there is nothing wrong with doing it once in awhile. That is all I have left to say on the matter.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 08:53 PM
Yes, happy Thanksgiving everyone. I find tomorrow a great oppurtunity to show off and wear my new designer mini skirt I bought yesterday.
take pics. unless u are ugly

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 08:53 PM
alright then. thats settled... but did you really have to say "designer?"


oh well. back on topic.



I LIKE PIE!

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:55 PM
yes, pie is very good. My mom makes Pumpkin Pie from scratch. mmmmmm

That_Guy91
11-23-2005, 08:55 PM
alright then. thats settled... but did you really have to say "designer?"


oh well. back on topic.



I LIKE PIE!
sadly, that was on topic.
and happy thanksgiving everyone.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:55 PM
take pics. unless u are ugly
No, I don't like taking pics. it's a big hassle to upload them onto the computer. Sorry. Maybe later.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 08:56 PM
shit..........

bd007h
11-23-2005, 08:56 PM
I want to see former Bills quarterback Drew Bledsoe get sacked at least four times tomorrow.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 08:58 PM
wtf... wrong topic. btw i already had thanxgiving

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 08:58 PM
shit..........
I can't believe you care about seeing pics of it. No offense but you must be really desperate.

bd007h
11-23-2005, 08:59 PM
wtf... wrong topic. btw i already had thanxgiving

not really. Football is a major part of Thanksgiving day in America.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 09:01 PM
I can't believe you care about seeing pics of it. No offense but you must be really desperate.


or he just bought a new vibrator....

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:02 PM
Sorry but I have absolutely no idea what a vibrator is.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 09:03 PM
mmm...alright......im not explaining it


someone older plz help out! someone a little more...perhaps...outspoken??

bd007h
11-23-2005, 09:03 PM
Sorry but I have absolutely no idea what a vibrator is.


wow..........

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:03 PM
I can't believe you care about seeing pics of it. No offense but you must be really desperate.
no im not desperate. just curious

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 09:04 PM
no im not desperate. just curious


uh huh........

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:04 PM
Y'all just tell me aight? Or I be talkin like dis for da rest of da year.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:04 PM
Sorry but I have absolutely no idea what a vibrator is.
how old are u?

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-23-2005, 09:05 PM
Sorry but I have absolutely no idea what a vibrator is.

That's just sad. Very.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:05 PM
uh huh........
seriously...

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 09:05 PM
Y'all just tell me aight? Or I be talkin like dis for da rest of da year.


i'd tell you but i dont like talking about stuff like that!! thats one of the ONLY times ive used a word in that relation!

get someone else to tell you! here i'll make a whole thread

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:08 PM
no im not desperate. just curious
Look on page 2 of Photo Album. See Tizz's skirt? It's a bit like that but about 5 inches shorter, the grren in her skirt is gray, the bottom is fringed and there are little jewel thingies on it(I forgot what they are called) in the shape of a rose. On the back right hand corner it has the designer's name(I'm too lazy to look) in those fake jewel thingies. The reason I got it because I lost 20 punds in 2 months and decided to treat myself to a shopping excursion. Woo! 110 baby!

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:09 PM
how old are u?
I'm 16 .

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-23-2005, 09:10 PM
Sorry but I have absolutely no idea what a vibrator is.

Do you live in a fucking box? A vibrator is a sex toy used to vibrate the clitoris to cause pleasure for a woman.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Oh, that's just sick and disgusting.

That_Guy91
11-23-2005, 09:12 PM
also, now the thread seems pointless.
EDIT: i meant the other thread that Offspring-Fanatic made.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:13 PM
i memerized the definition of masturbation from out first sex class in grade 7.
masturbation: the touching or rubbing of the genitals to produce a pleasurable sensation


..or something like that... grade 7 was a long time ago

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-23-2005, 09:13 PM
Officially,

This message is hidden because PinkRoxMySox92 is on your ignore list.

That_Guy91
11-23-2005, 09:14 PM
um... why?

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:14 PM
This is turning into a very sick conversation.

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-23-2005, 09:15 PM
um... why?

She annoys me.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:15 PM
um... why?
Because I didn't know what I vibrator was.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:15 PM
i know. we should stop now.

That_Guy91
11-23-2005, 09:15 PM
thats not really a reason for ignore-listing.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:16 PM
Okay. Everybody: from this point on we shall talk about thanksgiving.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:17 PM
i totally remembered who shane (rancidguyxxx) reminds me of...

he reminds me of that kid with the glasses from american dad

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:17 PM
thats not really a reason for ignore-listing.
I know, but maybe he's just got issues or he has women hormones in him and he happened to get menopause earlier than the norm.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:18 PM
I know, but maybe he's just got issues or he has women hormones in him and he happened to get menopause earlier than the norm.
yes that must be it :rolleyes:

Conspiracy of One
11-23-2005, 09:18 PM
I know, but maybe he's just got issues or he has women hormones in him and he happened to get menopause earlier than the norm.
Shut up, you unknowledgeable twat.

NDM1
11-23-2005, 09:18 PM
Thanksgiving < teh buttseckts

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:19 PM
yes that must be it :rolleyes:
Of course it is.

PinkRoxMySox92
11-23-2005, 09:19 PM
Thanksgiving < teh buttseckts
Buaha, correct.

That_Guy91
11-23-2005, 09:19 PM
Shut up, you unknowledgeable twat.
is unknwledgeable a word?

bd007h
11-23-2005, 09:20 PM
i totally remembered who shane (rancidguyxxx) reminds me of...

he reminds me of that kid with the glasses from american dad


He looks like Rivers Cuomo in that one pic of him.

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:20 PM
Of course it is.
lol.. the thought of that is actually quite humorous

Conspiracy of One
11-23-2005, 09:21 PM
is unknwledgeable a word?
Absolutely not. Of course a "Knowledgeable person" is one with alot of information about many things. "Unknowledgeable" must be the complete opposite, right?

Blue_Dragon
11-23-2005, 09:21 PM
He looks like Rivers Cuomo in that one pic of him.
no. he's totally the glasses kid

Mota Boy
11-23-2005, 09:34 PM
Waking up at 3:15 tomorrow morning to go on the traditional Thanksgiving duck hunt. Gonna drive two hours out to some god-forsaken part of the state in a most-likely vain attempt to murder some innocent-yet-delicious birds, then drive two hours back, undress, shower, start drinking and hang out with the family until all the guests arrive (all in all, we've got eighteen people eating at our house), gorge myself, watch football and nap.

The skies are blue, the beer is cold, the temperature is perfect and the furniture is outside. Rock on.

Drummerguy123
11-23-2005, 09:35 PM
Waking up at 3:15 tomorrow morning to go on the traditional Thanksgiving duck hunt. Gonna drive two hours out to some god-forsaken part of the state in a most-likely vain attempt to murder some innocent-yet-delicious birds, then drive two hours back, undress, shower, start drinking and hang out with the family until all the guests arrive (all in all, we've got eighteen people eating at our house), gorge myself, watch football and nap.

The skies are blue, the beer is cold, the temperature is perfect and the furniture is outside. Rock on.

Sounds like the perfect Thanksgiving.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-23-2005, 09:41 PM
hey did you guys hear on Bob and Tom about the people who stuffed a hen inside a turkey? They cooked it, and the other lady took it out, and thought she cooked a pregnant turkey! apparently, it took them awhile to convince her it wasnt pregnant!!!

.:SMASH:.
11-24-2005, 01:59 AM
For everyone who celebrates thanksgiving, have a good one tomorrow!
racist. not all religions have thanksgiving let alone nationalities. thanksgiving is shit. you are shit. you smell like shit. thanksgiving also smells similar. all this talking about shit is reminding me of this thread...

That_Guy91
11-24-2005, 07:07 AM
racist. not all religions have thanksgiving let alone nationalities. thanksgiving is shit. you are shit. you smell like shit. thanksgiving also smells similar. all this talking about shit is reminding me of this thread...
how is it racist if he's not dividing anything by race or religion? your country dosen't have any holidays that only they celebrate?

Back in Black
11-24-2005, 08:53 AM
Happy Turkey day. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat the shit out of the Cowboys.

Back in Black
11-24-2005, 09:00 AM
They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! all right..
This is uhh, this is the thanksgiving song
I hope you enjoy it.

[starts playing]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

Shout from crowd: I love you adam!
Adam sandler: ohhh, I love you!
Love to eat turkey
ícause itís good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
ícause itís turkey to eat
So good

Adam sandler: that clappinís messing my head up man. I appreciate it. but I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. here we go... thanks anyways

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Letís eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With betty grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million elvis fans
Canít be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
Thatís right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Canít believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Canít believe tyson
Gave that girl v.d.

White meat, dark meat
You just canít lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
Iíll never take down
My cheryl tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy davis jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving

Happy thanksgiving everybody!

Mota Boy
11-24-2005, 10:34 AM
racist. not all religions have thanksgiving let alone nationalities.
First off, you fucking dumbass, Thanksgiving is not a religious holiday. Secondly, all nationalities that don't have it are clearly inferior, so it doesn't matter if anyone from their bottom-feeding society, especially people that are clearly the dregs of those culturally-inferior lands, get their panties in a bunch in a fit of poorly-concealed jealousy over the fact that they don't live in such an obviously more advanced nation.

I'm running on perhaps an hour or two of good sleep, I blasted hot lead at defenseless animals and I started drinking before nine a.m. It's a good day.

Liesbeth
11-24-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm just glad that I'm off school really

That's so unfair! I have school tomorrow :mad:

Drummerguy123
11-24-2005, 11:40 AM
Happy Turkey day. GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat the shit out of the Cowboys.

lol. I don't care who wins. I hate the Cowboys and Broncos.

Mota Boy
11-24-2005, 01:50 PM
Dear God am I full... over half a dozen dishes, not including the turkey, rolls or *six* different pies offered for dessert... it's glorious.

Blue_Dragon
11-24-2005, 04:38 PM
racist. not all religions have thanksgiving let alone nationalities. thanksgiving is shit. you are shit. you smell like shit. thanksgiving also smells similar. all this talking about shit is reminding me of this thread...
thanxgiving usually smells of turkey... wtf

Offspring-Fanatic
11-24-2005, 09:04 PM
YAY THANKSGIVING!

ahh im stuffed...the turkey sucked though. it was dry. my grandma makes really good turkey though.

i bet if it was just me and my stepmom, she'd try to poison me.

i was hungry, so im stuffed because of the beef stick. beef sticks are goooooood. **burps a lot** :p

Drummerguy123
11-24-2005, 09:06 PM
I didn't eat much, but the ham and turkey were excellent.

0r4ng3
11-24-2005, 09:08 PM
My family follows a tradition that we eat all the Thanksgiving food n stuff for lunch, and just have whatever for dinner. Nonetheless, it was very good.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-24-2005, 09:12 PM
yeah we eat at like 4-5pm. then...we played GameCube Mario Kart Double Dash (i suck at that game), and then played hide and go seek tag at 7. haha im TOO FAST and i never got tagged!

then i left my dads house and came back to my moms.

Rag Doll
11-24-2005, 09:15 PM
i totally remembered who shane (rancidguyxxx) reminds me of...

he reminds me of that kid with the glasses from american dad

Anthony Federov. And he does look like him!!

I'm not a big fan of thanksgiving. I worked 9-3. Came home to an empty house. Watched a little tv. And then the parents came home from my uncle's fiancee's house, and we had dessert. Yup. I'm content not doing much for this holiday.