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Skate Rat 19
11-24-2005, 08:24 AM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nina
11-24-2005, 08:28 AM
Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Let the bashing begin.

-hides-

Sin Studly
11-24-2005, 08:29 AM
Recent studies suggest that breathing is good....

Not in your case.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-24-2005, 08:29 AM
USE THE FUCKING SEARCH BUTTON YOU IDIOT. and post in the joke thread.

Lammat
11-24-2005, 08:30 AM
ok it's funny, but the last thing is retarded

wheelchairman
11-24-2005, 08:31 AM
This is tragic. I'm willing to risk bad sex for the next 2 years, it's more than you'll get. By the way, what happened to that bank you were going to rob?

Skate Rat 19
11-24-2005, 08:35 AM
by the way what happened to everyone fucking memory, i said it was an idea, not that i was actually gonna do it.

Tizzalicious
11-24-2005, 08:35 AM
Wow, you totally ruined that with that last line.

Terrible.

Sin Studly
11-24-2005, 08:36 AM
by the way what happened to everyone fucking memory, i said it was an idea, not that i was actually gonna do it.

I remember you explicitly stating you were going to do it as soon as you managed to get access to an automatic weapon.