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Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 07:52 AM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
A tale of rampant elitism,
That could make a newbie pale,
The senior members flocked around,
And kissed each others feet,
The retards were upset by this,
And they hated the elite,

They shouted accusations,
However lame and weak,
"The only reason you like TripBoy,
Is cause he's part of your clique!
I deserve as much respect,
I've got two-thousand posts,
And I joined in late November!"
And such other stupid boasts.

They couldn't see why they were hated,
They rejected reality,
Post Count and Join Date mattered more,
Than brains and personality,
Until a newbie sauntered in,
And destroyed the status quo,
A man we'd cover in whipped cream,
And lick from head to toe,

And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).

So in marched this ghetto spic,
With tolerance abound,
For all the stupid retard fucks,
That deserve the Potter's Ground,
He treated them like human beings,
No matter what they deserved,
Until they stepped over the line,
And got their asses served,

So he became a fixture,
Of the board we love so dear,
He made the bitches so damn wet,
He made the bastards queer,
Attractive but not good-looking,
He was still a Don Juan macker,
And he made the racist nazi scum,
Treat him like an Aryan cracker,

So we all hail our Ricardo,
And we heap on our praise and love,
Betwixt the newbies and elites,
He was like an olive branch'd dove,
But we still worry a little,
Because even though he rocks,
Dirty dominican scumbags,
Wear shoes without no socks,

And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).

Izie
11-25-2005, 07:54 AM
Oh, how great this is :):):)

I like the chorus best ;p

That_Guy91
11-25-2005, 07:54 AM
dude, you should totally get a record deal.

JoY
11-25-2005, 07:59 AM
hahahaha, I fucking LOVE this. Justin, remind me to sex you up when we meet.

*bows at teh Master*

JohnnyNemesis
11-25-2005, 08:01 AM
Holy shit, this is pure, absolute, GENIUS! I can't tell you how loud I'm laughing over here.


My favorite parts:


For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin)

But we still worry a little,
Because even though he rocks,
Dirty dominican scumbags,
Wear shoes without no socks,

Methinks the newbies will be quite pissed with this. Makes it even better.

JoY
11-25-2005, 08:03 AM
those parts in particular cracked me up too.

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 08:15 AM
Thank Izie, she bullied me into finishing it :P

Rag Doll
11-25-2005, 08:48 AM
I love it. Especially the "that means he speaks latin" part. Great job, Justin. *applauds*

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 01:47 PM
Form an orderly single line for fellatio, please.

Little_Miss_1565
11-25-2005, 04:59 PM
Hi-larious. Hey, how come everyone else gets a ballad but meee?

T-6005
11-25-2005, 05:02 PM
Another great one - you're on a roll, Justin.

original_prankster
11-25-2005, 05:05 PM
LOL. That's awesome. :D

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 05:07 PM
Hi-larious. Hey, how come everyone else gets a ballad but meee?

You haven't said the magic word. (hint ; it rhymes with 'cut necks')*


* (In Ashley and Kim's case, it didn't just RHYME with cut necks, it WAS cut necks)

neocon58
11-25-2005, 06:21 PM
Another nice one.

Offspring-Fanatic
11-25-2005, 06:35 PM
bravo .

Offspring7
11-25-2005, 06:52 PM
hahaha...that was great! i especially loved the part about him being latino and that means he speaks latin. i love how it actually flows together and rhymes. hilariously great writing skills, justin.

Little_Miss_1565
11-25-2005, 08:03 PM
You haven't said the magic word. (hint ; it rhymes with 'cut necks')

Why, what could it be? Nut wrecks? Hut flecks? Shut chex?....

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 10:58 PM
No ballad for you!!!!!

Little_Miss_1565
11-26-2005, 08:14 AM
OKAY, FINE.

Butt. Sex.

Sin Studly
11-26-2005, 08:25 AM
No, the magic words are "I will submit to allowing Justin (ie ; Sin Studly) to buttsex me, without lube, as hard as he wants"

Little_Miss_1565
11-26-2005, 08:43 AM
I will totally poo all over you.

offspringis the best band
11-26-2005, 08:45 AM
Hi-larious. Hey, how come everyone else gets a ballad but meee?

Because, the car.

.:SMASH:.
11-26-2005, 01:32 PM
sin, the next yankovic

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2005, 01:33 PM
sin, the next yankovic

Wow, you're a joke.

.:SMASH:.
11-26-2005, 01:43 PM
Wow, you're a joke.
thank you, i was only up untill 2 in the morning this time

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2005, 01:47 PM
thank you, i was only up untill 2 in the morning this time

Pfft. And that's an excuse?

.:SMASH:.
11-26-2005, 02:05 PM
Pfft. And that's an excuse?
i was hoping...

the_GoDdEsS
11-26-2005, 02:08 PM
i was hoping...

Get out of this thread, cane toad.

.:SMASH:.
11-26-2005, 02:10 PM
Get out of this thread, cane toad.
no i quite like it here.

JoY
11-27-2005, 06:36 AM
*giggles @ Little Miss*

SkunkIt
11-27-2005, 04:15 PM
That was great! LMFAO *Stading ovation*