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Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 07:44 AM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
Of a Serb so beautiful and fine,
With a dick bigger than a whale,
And when she melts your very soul,
And you journey to Europe,
If you're not protective of your ass,
You'll need stitching back up,

This foxy little vampire,
Will bite clean through your skin,
And as you bleed and sob in pain,
She'll ram her penis in,
This viscious dominatrix,
Will pwn your very soul,
And you'll plead and beg for mercy,
Whilst impaled on her pole,

So remember to stay cautious,
And just give her a chaste hug,
Unless you want to shit your pants,
When you don't wear a buttplug,
For this seductress will convince you,
With hot and sticky drinking games,
And by kissing girls while you watch,
To find the asses she always maims,

So hark to the ballad of Izie,
She who bears the monster cock,
Bigger than a fucking streetlight,
And harder than granite rock,
But fear ye not the buttseckts,
For they make blowjobs taste better,
And gas the Jews with Zyklon-B,
For it just makes that Serb wetter,

So despite the pain and damage,
Most of us would still submit,
We'll get ourselves a little drunk,
And our teeth we'll firmly grit,
We'll wonder if maybe afterwards,
She'll treat us to less painful love,
But even if she doesn't,
We'll still thank the Lord above,

For the Lord above is Serbian,
And She is a sexual beast,
Hugh Hefner is in a famine,
When compared to Izie's feast,
And when ye venture to her temple,
You're but(t) a human sacrifice,
And surely being at her mercy,
Could maybe still be sort-of nice,

And so I bare my heart and soul,
And surrender to her pwnage,
The pwnage of the Slavic Beast,
The nigger of the Serb sausage,
For we're all but Izie's bitches,
And she is a mistress, cruel,
And surely, tis a bless'd thing,
To surrender to her rule,

So hark to the ballad of Izie,
She who bears the monster cock,
Bigger than a fucking streetlight,
And harder than granite rock,
But fear ye not the buttseckts,
For they make blowjobs taste better,
And gas the Jews with Zyklon-B,
For it just makes that Serb wetter,

Izie
11-25-2005, 07:46 AM
I officialy <3 you. A lot.

*grin*

_SickBoy_
11-25-2005, 07:47 AM
I got bored after So

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 07:47 AM
I officialy <3 you. A lot.

*grin*

No <3'ing me when Bella isn't around to stitch me up, kthnx.

Izie
11-25-2005, 07:48 AM
She's around!

And I told ya I'd be gentle ;p

Tizzalicious
11-25-2005, 07:52 AM
Hahahaha.

I love it.

I love sticky Iz. And her huge cock. And anyone who would say no to buttsex with her just because of a little bleeding & a few stitches is teh stupidz. Iz's cock = <3.

JoY
11-25-2005, 08:10 AM
bloody fantastic. teh Cocktease part was included, I'm overflowing with Justin-love right now. & obviously, Iz-love. lots of Iz-love.

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2005, 09:17 AM
Hahahaha. Fucking awesome.

DirtyMagical
11-25-2005, 11:07 AM
That was a good read.

Izie
11-25-2005, 12:44 PM
It IS a good read. Hence it's being bumped.

And I lube all of you ladies ;p