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Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 09:57 AM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
Further proof the weaker sex,
Is surely not female,
A tale of a slavic midget,
Who stands about five feet tall,
But we all know that many men,
Are captured in her thrall,

Blonde and helpless looking,
She doth melt the hearts of men,
But her mind's so sick and twisted,
They'll cross themselves and say 'Amen',
For under the face of this Goddess,
Lies an Angael from The Pit,
And if you underestimate her,
You'll be in the deepest shit,

For though she might be pretty,
She is the cruellest vlastnicka,
The mind of Jeffrey Dahmner,
Could nary be much sicker,
For Slavs know no zlutovanie,
For they have no real emotions,
And they enslave poor westerners,
With diabolique love potions,

So hark to the tale of Simma,
And bow down to lick her feet,
It's your only fucking option,
Unless you desire to get beat,
She's naught but a Slavic animal,
A hairless type of ape,
Which makes it more degrading,
For the victims of her rape.

So this cruel and viscious tigress,
Will destroy your dignity and pride,
She'll put the Isis to your throat,
And demand to be your bride,
If you are that unlucky man,
That she claims as her majetok,
She'll brand her claim apon your butt,
And treat you like white livestock.

For this racially filthy monkey,
Does not respect the Master Race,
And she knows that Slavs are niggers,
But will not take her rightful place,
Below that of the Aryan Man,
Cooking him his fucking steak,
And acting as his footstool,
Doing housework till daybreak,

For she is a fucking slaver,
And keeps her majetok in chains,
With a very long and brutal whip,
And incredibly short reins,
And so she terrifies the white man,
From the virgin to the lecher,
For we're told that some forboding night,
"Mistress Bleak is gonna getcha!"

So hark to the tale of Simma,
And bow down to lick her feet,
It's your only fucking option,
Unless you desire to get beat,
She's naught but a Slavic animal,
A hairless type of ape,
Which makes it more degrading,
For the victims of her rape.

That_Guy91
11-25-2005, 09:58 AM
why are you always talking to ye children?

Izie
11-25-2005, 10:00 AM
A very productive day, ballad-wise ;)

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2005, 10:15 AM
Oh.my.God. *gasps again* I fucking love this. And I'll degrade you too, all out of pure Slavic love of course, Westerner.

My Slavbortions belong to you.

i <1337 moj majetok.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 10:15 AM
This is the first time I read an entire "Ballad of..." and I must say, you are a genius.

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 10:16 AM
The ballads are nothing more than cheap fluff, totally devoid of any artistic value. If you want genius, read my Cadaver Synod poem.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 10:17 AM
Maybe it's not exactly genius, but it's better than most stuff I've read.

JoY
11-25-2005, 10:43 AM
This is the first time I read an entire "Ballad of..." and I must say, you are a genius.
you should read them more often, they're fucking great.

I'm loving this, Justin.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 10:44 AM
I just read "The Ballad of Johnnynemesis", and that one is awesome as well.

DirtyMagical
11-25-2005, 12:00 PM
That just brightened my day. =)
Sim Simmaa's hawt.

Rag Doll
11-25-2005, 12:24 PM
These are great. woo!

Vera
11-25-2005, 12:33 PM
I have no idea how someone can come up with this stuff. Wonderful. Loved Izie's one, too.

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2005, 12:35 PM
That just brightened my day. =)


It brightened mine incredibly and *licks*

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2005, 01:48 PM
I have no idea how someone can come up with this stuff. Wonderful. Loved Izie's one, too.

Me neither. But Sin Studly can. That guy's poetry gives me wet panties alerts. Bahaha. BUMP.