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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 09:36 AM
i have the best one! Well, yesterday, around ... 9:45-ish PM, me , some friends, Allison, and some kids i don't know went to Mike's, my friend, house. We first watched Kill Bill 2. A very boring movie. And then some people were going to watch a movie called "You got Served". At the middle, Allison whispered in my ears, to go upstairs. We went. And you know the rest. Im not lying, and sometimes i wonder why me, an ugly , immature idiot got laid. Even nerds get laid. It was awesome. I don't know why, because she didn't want to do it before getting married, but oh well. We didn't do anal, or oral, or anything. Just normal, but it was cool. I know this is a message board, but i find it so cool.

_SickBoy_
11-25-2005, 09:40 AM
I can't believe it's not butter

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 09:46 AM
You're lame.

JoY
11-25-2005, 09:46 AM
I'm a Boy & I had sex. with a GIRL. & we had SEX. & it was aaaaawesome!!!!!!11

this is so Steven Shaw. but less sugarcoated.

0r4ng3
11-25-2005, 09:47 AM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".

JoY
11-25-2005, 09:48 AM
hahahahahaha! *wipes away a tear from laughter*

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 09:50 AM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".

Fucking brilliant!

JohnnyNemesis
11-25-2005, 10:36 AM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".

This is why you're so fucking awesome.

Megs
11-25-2005, 10:39 AM
in your friend's house? sick, truly sick.

coke_a_holic
11-25-2005, 10:49 AM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".
Dude, you rock so much. I physically can not stop laughing.

On the thread's main topic: You're a dirty liar and you knew no one would believe this but you posted it anyway. Nice one.

All About Eve
11-25-2005, 10:52 AM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".

You win .

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 10:57 AM
Dude, you rock so much. I physically can not stop laughing.

On the thread's main topic: You're a dirty liar and you knew no one would believe this but you posted it anyway. Nice one.


Im not lying, but oh well.

Back in Black
11-25-2005, 11:10 AM
I got laid too.

Vera
11-25-2005, 11:32 AM
Hey Steve, what means of protection do you & your gf use?

nieh
11-25-2005, 11:33 AM
Hey Steve, what means of protection do you & your gf use?

None. Otherwise it doesn't count, right?

Endymion
11-25-2005, 11:38 AM
None. Otherwise it doesn't count, right?

abortion is the only acceptable form of birth control to count as a loss of virginity. you get double points if you do it yourself with a coat hanger.

Vera
11-25-2005, 11:45 AM
None. Otherwise it doesn't count, right?
:[

Thanks for telling me NOW.

Human
11-25-2005, 11:51 AM
Congrats. *claps*

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:33 PM
How long were you up there? 10 minutes? Really? Holy shit, you did it twice?

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 02:52 PM
Must have been lots of foreplay, then.

Betty
11-27-2005, 06:16 PM
For some reason I thought this thread was really cute, in a very pathetic sorta way. I could elaborate, but I won't. Just really cute.

SkunkIt
11-27-2005, 06:21 PM
Ahh, the lengths one will go to avoid "You Got Served".
ROFL :D........

barangatang
11-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Did you have an orgasm?


Edit: Do you get an orgasm or do you have an orgasm?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-27-2005, 06:31 PM
Men have an orgasm. The female orgasm is a myth.

.

barangatang
11-27-2005, 06:43 PM
The female orgasm is a myth.

.

Could you count an abortion as an orgasm?

JohnnyNemesis
11-27-2005, 07:01 PM
I love how having sex is what makes her the best girl in the world.

Shit, lots of girls should be competing for that title by that logic.

ruroken
11-27-2005, 07:02 PM
NO WAY! I got laid last night too! :eek: :D :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-27-2005, 07:10 PM
I love how having sex is what makes her the best girl in the world.

Everyone knows the best girl in the world is one that has sex AND cooks.

Like, duh.

Alec
11-27-2005, 07:15 PM
Everyone knows the best girl in the world is one that has sex AND cooks.

Like, duh.
There you go.

Endymion
11-27-2005, 07:15 PM
fuck sex, it's too much effort for the man. the ideal chick blows, cooks, blows, and cleans.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-27-2005, 07:16 PM
Hands up, who read that as "has sex AND cocks"?

Alec
11-27-2005, 07:19 PM
fuck sex, it's too much effort for the man. the ideal chick blows, cooks, blows, and cleans.
fuck you!!

Blue_Dragon
11-27-2005, 09:31 PM
Hands up, who read that as "has sex AND cocks"?

*puts hand up*

me

Jebus
11-27-2005, 09:32 PM
lolz @ orange

Sunny
11-27-2005, 09:54 PM
fuck you!!

you're only bitter cause you'll never get a bitch as good as what he described.

:P

Endymion
11-27-2005, 10:15 PM
you're only bitter cause you'll never get a bitch as good as what he described.

:P

<3 teh sunnyz!

XYlophonetreeZ
11-27-2005, 10:21 PM
I'm disappointed. People didn't make fun of this thread enough.

bd007h
11-27-2005, 10:25 PM
I'm disappointed. People didn't make fun of this thread enough.

I've somewhat given up on the Lodat bashing

Sunny
11-27-2005, 10:40 PM
<3 teh sunnyz!

sunnylove=good.

threads about getting ass=bad.


beep.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-27-2005, 10:42 PM
I've somewhat given up on the Lodat bashing

This thread officially gives you the right to start again. Shit, if you posted anything that even close to this bad I'd start bashing you again. But your posts have been a lot better.

I guess it's because unlike Linda and some other legends of the BBS, Lodat isn't constantly coming to his own defense, which makes it more difficult, even with a goldmine for ridicule like this thread.

So Lodat, why the silence? Is it the old "ignore 'em and they'll go away" treatment, or are you too embarrassed for having made this thread to attempt any kind of defense?

sKratch
11-27-2005, 11:12 PM
Am I the only one who thinks this thread is a little cute?

Betty
11-27-2005, 11:59 PM
Allow me to quote myself:


For some reason I thought this thread was really cute, in a very pathetic sorta way. I could elaborate, but I won't. Just really cute.

I can't make fun. It's too adorable. Maybe just the way he was really honest about it. He wasn't really making some sort of lame attempt to say he has sex without saying it. He just said he did and it that he thought it was really cool and that's kinda cute. I suppose I just elaborated, oh well.

Tizzalicious
11-28-2005, 12:36 AM
I can't make fun. It's too adorable. Maybe just the way he was really honest about it. He wasn't really making some sort of lame attempt to say he has sex without saying it. He just said he did and it that he thought it was really cool and that's kinda cute. I suppose I just elaborated, oh well.

Exactly. I thought it was kinda cute too. He didn't try to say it in another post by pretending to just mentioning it because it was ontopic, but just stated that he was amazed that he had sex, that he didn't expect it. And that he was really happy about it.

Rag Doll
11-28-2005, 06:11 AM
Agreed with Betty, sKratch, and Tizz. It was kinda cute.

Just a Girl
11-28-2005, 12:23 PM
it is cute! it was very honest, and not in a 'look at me i've had sex' way. it was more 'woah, i had sex, with someone i like!' and it's cute cute cute.

although really we should all be offended that the only reason she's the best girl in the world is because she had sex with him. women are more than objects, etc, etc.