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Megs
11-25-2005, 12:35 PM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
Further proof of the worst kind,
that people have poisoned minds,
A tale of a grown man,
Who takes pictures in the mirror,
But we all know that lots of them,
Are captured within a flash,

sharply dressed and frowning,
He doth twist the cores of many,
But his life's so full and joyous,
They'll cross themselves and say "goodbye",
For under the face of this wretched foe,
Lies a man,with nowhere to go,
And if you challenge him,
You'll be the one feeling low.

For though he might be older,
he is the youngest at heart,
The mind of german bomber,
Could nary be much faster,
For all know no other,
For they have no real envy,
And they have no cover,
With diabolic insult showers,

So hark to the tale of Sin Studly,
And cover the ground to sheild his feet,
It's what you should do to prepare,
Unless you desire to get beat,
he's naught but a diminishing animal,
a gaunt staring bastard,
Which makes it more compelling,
For you to turn away.

So this cruel and viscious tigress,
Will destroy your dignity and pride,
She'll put the Isis to your throat,
And demand to be your bride,
If you are that unlucky man,
That she claims as her majetok,
She'll brand her claim apon your butt,
And treat you like white livestock.

For this racially condemning master,
Does not respect the others around,
And he knows that others are rightful too,
But will not take his mind and make it bound,
below those steaming pits of hell,
cooking, burning, crisping up,
And acting as everyone's hell bringer,
pour his blood into a cup.

For he is a fucking trader,
And keeps his insults in boxes,
With a huge lock and key,
And only those how it unlocks,
and so only he can unlease these terrors,
between you and me,
For we are to know that some day,
"monsieur Studly will kill us some day!"

So hark to the tale of Sin Studly,
And cover the ground to sheild his feet,
It's what you should do to prepare,
Unless you desire to get beat,
he's naught but a diminishing animal,
a gaunt staring bastard,
Which makes it more compelling,
For you to turn away.
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Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 12:36 PM
...... ballads rhyme.

JoY
11-25-2005, 12:37 PM
nice attempt, but.. no.

Izie
11-25-2005, 12:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/hit.gif

That's SO bad it's not even funny.

Megs
11-25-2005, 12:39 PM
...... ballads rhyme.
i know, some of it does, but i couldn't be assed to spend time on it.

JoY
11-25-2005, 12:39 PM
then don't make one.

the_GoDdEsS
11-25-2005, 12:39 PM
You lose. No more comments.

Izie
11-25-2005, 12:40 PM
then don't make one.

What she said.

Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 12:40 PM
Lamest thing I've seen for ages. Seriously fucking pathetic. In fact, I'm gonna quote it in it's entirity so your pathetic lameness can't be edited out in the future.


So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
Further proof of the worst kind,
that people have poisoned minds,
A tale of a grown man,
Who takes pictures in the mirror,
But we all know that lots of them,
Are captured within a flash,

sharply dressed and frowning,
He doth twist the cores of many,
But his life's so full and joyous,
They'll cross themselves and say "goodbye",
For under the face of this wretched foe,
Lies a man,with nowhere to go,
And if you challenge him,
You'll be the one feeling low.

For though he might be older,
he is the youngest at heart,
The mind of german bomber,
Could nary be much faster,
For all know no other,
For they have no real envy,
And they have no cover,
With diabolic insult showers,

So hark to the tale of Sin Studly,
And cover the ground to sheild his feet,
It's what you should do to prepare,
Unless you desire to get beat,
he's naught but a diminishing animal,
a gaunt staring bastard,
Which makes it more compelling,
For you to turn away.

So this cruel and viscious tigress,
Will destroy your dignity and pride,
She'll put the Isis to your throat,
And demand to be your bride,
If you are that unlucky man,
That she claims as her majetok,
She'll brand her claim apon your butt,
And treat you like white livestock.

For this racially condemning master,
Does not respect the others around,
And he knows that others are rightful too,
But will not take his mind and make it bound,
below those steaming pits of hell,
cooking, burning, crisping up,
And acting as everyone's hell bringer,
pour his blood into a cup.

For he is a fucking trader,
And keeps his insults in boxes,
With a huge lock and key,
And only those how it unlocks,
and so only he can unlease these terrors,
between you and me,
For we are to know that some day,
"monsieur Studly will kill us some day!"

So hark to the tale of Sin Studly,
And cover the ground to sheild his feet,
It's what you should do to prepare,
Unless you desire to get beat,
he's naught but a diminishing animal,
a gaunt staring bastard,
Which makes it more compelling,
For you to turn away.

Sunny
11-25-2005, 12:41 PM
well, at least you're kinda cute. stick to taking pictures.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 12:42 PM
What the hell was that? That was painfully horrible.

JoY
11-25-2005, 12:43 PM
well, at least you're kinda cute. stick to taking pictures.
I generally agree.

Rancid_Guyxxx
11-25-2005, 12:44 PM
Worst ballad ever.

Izie
11-25-2005, 12:45 PM
well, at least you're kinda cute. stick to taking pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/jumphug.gif

I love sunnies!

and I'm just trying to whore my smileys, shhh

Human
11-25-2005, 12:47 PM
That sucked.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-25-2005, 01:03 PM
I actually feel kind of bad for her. She probably worked on it for hours.

JoY
11-25-2005, 01:05 PM
I don't care how long she's pondered to come up with this, it was wasted time.

Sunny
11-25-2005, 01:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/jumphug.gif

I love sunnies!



yey! i <3 the humpyhug!

Izie
11-25-2005, 01:07 PM
Glad you like it :D

Megs
11-25-2005, 01:10 PM
I actually feel kind of bad for her. She probably worked on it for hours.
minutes actually, that's why it's a pile of shit. also, i was concentrating on other things.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-25-2005, 01:13 PM
Then why post it?

Izie
11-25-2005, 01:14 PM
^^Excuses, excuses.

It still sucks, and we don't care why.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:15 PM
minutes actually, that's why it's a pile of shit. also, i was concentrating on other things.

No, you're wrong. It's a pile of shit because you have no talent whatsoever.

Megs
11-25-2005, 01:17 PM
you should see some of the shit i used to write when i was younger. i would go get it, but it's locked in the attic, along with the stuff we haven't sorted out yet. i used to write loads when i was younger.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Who locks their attic?

the_offsprings_monkey
11-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Hey give meg a break OK, she's just having a bit of fun, so why have you people got to take it so serious.

Conspiracy of One
11-25-2005, 01:21 PM
i used to write loads when i was younger.
Please, don't start again.

And we don't want to see some of the "Shit you wrote when you were younger". We wan't to see the good stuff you wrote now, the very little or none there is.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-25-2005, 01:22 PM
you should see some of the shit i used to write when i was younger. i would go get it, but it's locked in the attic, along with the stuff we haven't sorted out yet. i used to write loads when i was younger.

Nobody would want to read them.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-25-2005, 01:24 PM
Nimrod In Town']Nobody would want to read them.
sorry but I would like to read some, send me it on msn :)

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-25-2005, 01:41 PM
Sorry Megs, but your ballad is severely "enh."

platinumpt
11-25-2005, 02:21 PM
I was expecting something funny. Meh.