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Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 11:54 AM
... but has crazy_offspring_girl completely stopped posting since I made that ballad?

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2005, 11:55 AM
Ashkimmed deep?

nieh
11-27-2005, 12:01 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure she stopped posting after "telling you off" over MSN.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 12:04 PM
*adds her to the list with Preecey and punkangel and Thucydides and all the other worthless crybaby vaginas who fled the BBS because of me*

Izie
11-27-2005, 12:15 PM
Hmmmm, and I was wondering why there was less idiocy on the boards.

This solves the mystery.

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 12:16 PM
Sin Studly, who are you?*

*As in Zoolander. Ben Stiller: "Who am I?"

MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-27-2005, 12:25 PM
Sin Studly, who are you?*

*As in Zoolander. Ben Stiller: "Who am I?"

As in OMG YOU ARE SO SMART!

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 12:34 PM
Well no, i'v been away for the weekend getting a life and earning money! :rolleyes:

Izie
11-27-2005, 12:35 PM
...bummer :/

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 12:37 PM
You should really do that more often then, if the result is you not being here.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 12:37 PM
Well no, i'v been away for the weekend getting a life and earning money! :rolleyes:

Do they like cutters on street corners?

Tired_Of_You
11-27-2005, 12:38 PM
I'm disappointed. I really thought she was gone...

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 12:39 PM
As in OMG YOU ARE SO SMART!


wtf? what was that all about?

.:SMASH:.
11-27-2005, 12:41 PM
you guys are all fucking assholes

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 12:46 PM
even me?

10

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 12:47 PM
No, you're the retarded one he seems to have no problem with.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm disappointed. I really thought she was gone...
Don't give youre hope's up :rolleyes:

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 12:51 PM
No, you're the retarded one he seems to have no problem with.

hey look what I've written in this thread: first a was only kidding but it still was a question I wanted to be answered: who are Sin Studly that makes people get away from this boards. And someone answered me and I didn't get it, and I asked what he meant, and I mean: what did I do to look like an asshole? if the joke was borig (yeas i kinda sucked), ignore it.
So well, I'm the only non-asshole in this thread that Smash doesn't have a problem with. I'm kinda against sin studly. it's not very nice of him to discuss people away from here. i'm kinda against this whole thread.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 12:56 PM
hey look what I've written in this thread: first a was only kidding but it still was a question I wanted to be answered: who are Sin Studly that makes people get away from this boards. And someone answered me and I didn't get it, and I asked what he meant, and I mean: what did I do to look like an asshole? if the joke was borig (yeas i kinda sucked), ignore it.
So well, I'm the only non-asshole in this thread that Smash doesn't have a problem with. I'm kinda against sin studly. it's not very nice of him to discuss people away from here. i'm kinda against this whole thread.

Try this for not very nice. COG has bought this pretty much upon herself.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19064

JoY
11-27-2005, 12:57 PM
so yeah, you're wrong.

Human
11-27-2005, 12:59 PM
I think it may be. I haven't seen her post in awhile.

nieh
11-27-2005, 01:01 PM
Don't give youre hope's up :rolleyes:

Don't get your hopes up. You were close!

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:01 PM
I think it may be. I haven't seen her post in awhile.
Ahem (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22&page=675&pp=10) ......

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:02 PM
I think it may be. I haven't seen her post in awhile.

You do read threads that you post replys in, correct? She posted in here.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:03 PM
Don't get your hopes up. You were close!
Ooh dam so close, dam us British.

.:SMASH:.
11-27-2005, 01:04 PM
I think it may be. I haven't seen her post in awhile.
omfg, i haven't seen you on the bbs for ages! hi leah!

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:06 PM
Try this for not very nice. COG has bought this pretty much upon herself.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19064


Sin Studly quote:
*adds her to the list with Preecey and punkangel and Thucydides and all the other worthless crybaby vaginas who fled the BBS because of me*


So you proved one that caused this herself, and Sin Studly tells us there are at least four other girls who has "fled the BBS because of (me)" him.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:06 PM
Ooh dam so close, dam us British.

Indeed, or at least damn the ones who can't even type their own language.
And did you come back here to justify the reasons for your low self-esteem? Call your boyfriend, he's reason enough for that.

Human
11-27-2005, 01:07 PM
You do read threads that you post replys in, correct? She posted in here.
Yeah but I only read the first two pages or so most of the time.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:08 PM
Sin Studly quote:
*adds her to the list with Preecey and punkangel and Thucydides and all the other worthless crybaby vaginas who fled the BBS because of me*


So you proved one that caused this herself, and Sin Studly tells us there are at least four other girls who has "fled the BBS because of (me)" him.

At least they didn't feel the need to gang up on him, via an internet chat program to feel tough. And if you actually understood some of the history behind it, you might not look so stupid.

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 01:09 PM
omfg, i haven't seen you on the bbs for ages! hi leah!

I was actually kinda glad. Wait, I didn't even notice she wasn't here.

Oh, and Bacterium, Preece is a guy.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:10 PM
Yeah but I only read the first two pages or so most of the time.

It was on the first two pages.

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:12 PM
At least they didn't feel the need to gang up on him, via an internet chat program to feel tough. And if you actually understood some of the history behind it, you might not look so stupid.


So COG is the bad one, cause she got mad, and the rest are okay cause they didn't reply on Sin Studly?
I don't know no history, but I know enough from reading this thread.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:12 PM
Oh, and Bacterium, Preece is a guy.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, sport.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:14 PM
So COG is the bad one, cause she got mad, and the rest are okay cause they didn't reply on Sin Studly?
I don't know no history, but I know enough from reading this thread.
Hay, i only told him because it needed saying!
once you see him more around these bords.. he is a total dick.
ooh yea hi im fat cutter! :D

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Hay, i only told him because it needed saying!
once you see him more around these bords.. he is a total dick.
ooh yea hi im fat cutter! :D


oh yeah, I'm kinda on your side.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:17 PM
Hay, i only told him because it needed saying!

It still needs saying, but we're going to have to find somebody a little more articulate and intelligent than you to say it, you stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc. Why the fuck can't you ever succeed at your damned suicide attempts, you useless fucking burden on the world?

Human
11-27-2005, 01:17 PM
omfg, i haven't seen you on the bbs for ages! hi leah!
Oh um...hi...and I only left for a day...=)

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:18 PM
It still needs saying, but we're going to have to find somebody a little more articulate and intelligent than you to say it, you stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc. Why the fuck can't you ever succeed at your damned suicide attempts, you useless fucking burden on the world?
Aww you said that just for me? how sweet are yew1!111!!

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:19 PM
"It still needs saying, but we're going to have to find somebody a little more articulate and intelligent than you to say it, you stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc. Why the fuck can't you ever succeed at your damned suicide attempts, you useless fucking burden on the world?"



I mean wtf is this? Who's an "stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc" here?

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 01:20 PM
I mean wtf is this? Who's an "stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc" here?

crazy_offspring_gal. Just stop posting, seriously.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:20 PM
It's official ; you're as bad as living at you are at dying. You're just nothin but a big ole' failure, aren't you Kim?

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:21 PM
I mean wtf is this? Who's an "stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc" here?

COG. If you read up her posts you might understand. But for someone who can't even conquer the obvious difficulties behind quoting someone on here, I guess you wouldn't like that much reading. It would take you too long.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:21 PM
I mean wtf is this? Who's an "stupid fat ashkimming retarded britfag gothic slutwhored scarred-up attentionwhoring dramaqueen lardarse palefaced thunderthighed crybaby slutwhoring mollusc" here?
Me :rolleyes: ..... Apparently

Ooh dam.. he forgot to say 'fat cutter' :( Bum cheese

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:22 PM
Ooh dam.. he forgot to say 'fat cutter' :( Bum cheese

No, he didn't.

0r4ng3
11-27-2005, 01:22 PM
ashkimmingNo, he said it.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:23 PM
It's official ; you're as bad as living at you are at dying. You're just nothin but a big ole' failure, aren't you Kim?
Ooh yea so very true, in so many diffrent ways!

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Ooh dam.. he forgot to say 'fat cutter'

- fat
- ashkimming
- lardarse
- thunderthighed

Jesus christ you're fucking stupid.

coke_a_holic
11-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Reading COG's replies are pretty similar to shoving a plastic spoon directly into the eye until it splits open.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:25 PM
- fat
- ashkimming
- lardarse
- thunderthighed

Jesus christ you're fucking stupid.
Yes, very stupid. Are you stupid to not recognise it?

0r4ng3
11-27-2005, 01:25 PM
Yes, very stupid. Are you stupid to not recognise it?
He did recongnize it, duh.

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:26 PM
Everyone is just so humble in this thread. I don't know what the fuck COG has written before, it can be worse than what Sin Studly writes, but I know what Sin writes and it fucking sucks.
And conspiracy_of_one; no I'm not gonna stop posting here.

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 01:26 PM
Haha, Mike. She reminds me of Linda, just with worse grammar, spelling, and punctuation. And she doesn't use the " :rolleyes: " smilie as much

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Reading COG's replies are pretty similar to shoving a plastic spoon directly into the eye until it splits open.
Drinking coke is like drinking acid.

Kitten
11-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Drinking coke is like drinking acid.

Have a shitty ashkimming session with your boyfriend?

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Mike, you got baaaadly pwnt so it seems. ASHKIM TIME!!

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 01:28 PM
Drinking coke is like drinking acid.
Well yea true it rots your liver but where did that come from?

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:29 PM
He did recongnize it, duh.
Jeez, i was saying it because he should of know by now that i am stupid.

the_GoDdEsS
11-27-2005, 01:29 PM
Well yea true it rots your liver but where did that come from?

And smoking gives you cancer.

0r4ng3
11-27-2005, 01:30 PM
Jeez, i was saying it because he should of know by now that i am stupid.
He does know, and says it constantly. You're the only one who says he doesn't.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 01:30 PM
Have a shitty ashkimming session with your boyfriend?
No I feel to dizzy to lose any blood atm, so she cannot have one with me.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 01:30 PM
And smoking gives you cancer.
Pffffft tell me somethink I don't know.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:31 PM
Have a shitty ashkimming session with your boyfriend?
Nope :D

ten

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:35 PM
Kim, why haven't you commented on this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19092) yet?

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:37 PM
Kim, why haven't you commented on this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19092) yet?
Because I really can not be assed to read thru a childish poem.

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 01:40 PM
Because I really can not be assed to read thru a childish poem.
You mean....

"Because I can't be assed to read through a poem that I could never even comprehend. And would get frustrated after reading through too many large words."

And oh yeah- " *Cuts* "

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:41 PM
You mean....

"Because I can't be assed to read through a poem that I could never even comprehend. And would get frustrated after reading through too many large words."

And oh yeah- " *Cuts* "
yea. ooh and -

" * Cuts deeper * " :rolleyes:

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:42 PM
You mean....

"Because I can't be assed to read through a poem that I could never even comprehend. And would get frustrated after reading through too many large words."

And oh yeah- " *Cuts* "


Haha, I liked that ending!

barangatang
11-27-2005, 01:42 PM
I've read the poem over and over agian. Every time I cut a little deeper.


Translation:


I've read the poem over and over . Every time I cut a little deeper.

0r4ng3
11-27-2005, 01:42 PM
Both of you, stop it!


It's not "cut" anymore.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:43 PM
Both of you, stop it!


It's not "cut" anymore.
Fine.....* Slash * then!

Bacterium
11-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Both of you, stop it!


It's not "cut" anymore.


na, we're ashkimming nowadays

Conspiracy of One
11-27-2005, 01:45 PM
Fine.....* Slash * then!
No, its *Slits Throat*. Try it, it's what all the cool kids do.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:46 PM
No, its *Slits Throat*. Try it, it's what all the cool kids do.
Yea ok, I'll wright that on the to-do list.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:49 PM
It's ashkim. The word is ashkim. And Kim, it's obvious you've already read the poem. You're such a whore for attention you'd read anything about yourself, and we all know it, and you should know we all know it.

So, I'm just glad to see the poem's upset you so much you feel the need to ignore it. Huzzah.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:52 PM
It's ashkim. The word is ashkim. And Kim, it's obvious you've already read the poem. You're such a whore for attention you'd read anything about yourself, and we all know it, and you should know we all know it.

So, I'm just glad to see the poem's upset you so much you feel the need to ignore it. Huzzah.
Point is ; Why would I read such crap? It's such a waste of my time!

barangatang
11-27-2005, 01:54 PM
Point is ; Why would I read such crap? It's such a waste of my time!

But still, you read it.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:55 PM
But still, you read it.
What the first line? I got bord after that :(

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 01:55 PM
If your time is so valuable, why do you attempt suicide constantly?

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 01:57 PM
If your time is so valuable, why do you attempt suicide constantly?
cuz lyke itz teh cool thang!1!11

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 01:57 PM
If your time is so valuable, why do you attempt suicide constantly?
Why not?
(10)

All About Eve
11-27-2005, 02:00 PM
How would you know it's a poem if you haven't read it?

Linda
11-27-2005, 02:02 PM
No, its *Slits Throat*. Try it, it's what all the cool kids do.

You seem to think you're so cool, so you do it.

crazy_offspring_gal
11-27-2005, 02:02 PM
How would you know it's a poem if you haven't read it?
Well let me think... ok the word 'ballad' - poem

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 02:03 PM
How would you know it's a poem if you haven't read it?
maybe it's cause of the name "Ballad" on the effin title.

All About Eve
11-27-2005, 02:04 PM
But the link he gave you only said 'this' and not the title, therefor you read it.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 02:04 PM
Why not?

a) The human survival instinct (null and void in your case, since your suicide 'attempts' are obviously designed to bring about attention and sympathy, not dead)
b) The desire most people have not to look like a worthless stupid fuck who can't even succeed at something as easy as ending their own life

the_offsprings_monkey
11-27-2005, 02:07 PM
a) The human survival instinct (null and void in your case, since your suicide 'attempts' are obviously designed to bring about attention and sympathy, not dead)
b) The desire most people have not to look like a worthless stupid fuck who can't even succeed at something as easy as ending their own life
Ever hear of being spoken out of kill yourself?

All About Eve
11-27-2005, 02:08 PM
Being talked out of it comes prior to the attempt.

Sin Studly
11-27-2005, 02:11 PM
Hahahaha, what, you talked her out of killing herself, so she decided to compromise and fake an attempt instead?

All About Eve
11-27-2005, 02:14 PM
Hahahaha, what, you talked her out of killing herself, so she decided to compromise and fake an attempt instead?

I think they signed a contract for a specific number of attempts, actually. TOM - you should have made the fine print 'the last one has to be real'.