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Rocky-girl
11-28-2005, 06:58 AM
Help me! I thought I knew english, but now when I'm at this site I see I don't know english! Fuck! I can't understand you better. I don't know what to do. Yes, really, I was tought in school, and can tell you about many different things in english. But I can't understand you. What shall I do? Fuck! And I think nobody can help me here. :mad:

the_offsprings_monkey
11-28-2005, 07:08 AM
Sorry but what language did I just read?

Rocky-girl
11-28-2005, 07:15 AM
It's english, you're right. But after I wrote this thread I find a very usefull english dictionary. I hope it helps me to translate your threads. :D

Sin Studly
11-28-2005, 07:19 AM
Add me to MSN, and I'll be happy to help improve your English with simple conversations and stuff.

Trippy
11-30-2005, 07:29 AM
хуя тут однополченцы даже есть. а то я думал кроме этих поганых янки я никого не найду. ты вообще откуда? и лет то тебе скоко?

Rocky-girl
11-30-2005, 07:32 AM
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JoY
11-30-2005, 07:32 AM
Add me to MSN, and I'll be happy to help improve your English with simple conversations and stuff.
I'd take that offer, if I were you.

wheelchairman
11-30-2005, 07:44 AM
Reading English online here, will do the trick. Just have patience.

And talk to Sin Studly.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 07:48 AM
And ignore Trippy ; he's an idiot.

Trippy
11-30-2005, 07:54 AM
No ; Become friends with HAU and Trippy ; Only that way you can be cool.

It was a joke.

But her English isn't really that funny, it's too good for a Russian person.

Vera
11-30-2005, 11:16 AM
Do what I did - just talk with people and try your best to understand what they are saying. Don't worry about how correct your entries are, as long as we understand what you're trying to say with them, they are good enough. For words you don't know, use a dictionary. If you don't understand some conversation, try to find out the basic idea of what people are talking about but just ignore the thread otherwise.

Your English isn't perfect but I understand the point in your posts - that's what is important.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 11:38 AM
Her English is infinitely more understandable than that of many of the people who were born and raised in England. Plus, her mistakes are fucking adorable.

That Punk Kid You Love
11-30-2005, 11:42 AM
It's english, you're right. But after I wrote this thread I find a very usefull english dictionary. I hope it helps me to translate your threads. :D


Translate this:


What fuck moonpants and moonboots collide with a butter stick when they came inside the mansion with Jedi Knights.

notoriousdoc
11-30-2005, 11:46 AM
Translate this:


What fuck moonpants and moonboots collide with a butter stick when they came inside the mansion with Jedi Knights.
You actually make emo kids look cool

That Punk Kid You Love
11-30-2005, 11:50 AM
You actually make emo kids look cool



Curse you,you lard filled make-up faced son of a donkey.

notoriousdoc
11-30-2005, 11:58 AM
Curse you,you lard filled make-up faced son of a donkey.
At least my donkey hasn't been shot

That Punk Kid You Love
11-30-2005, 12:02 PM
At least my donkey hasn't been shot





Stop it. Stop it. Shut the fuck up and die and don't say "Like your father" cause its not working ok. The fact you have to hit on the fact my dad is dead proves that your afraid to get against me.

notoriousdoc
11-30-2005, 12:05 PM
Apart from your intense stupidity

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 12:42 PM
Heh, at least notdoc has parents, you fucking orphan piece of shit. Stop trying to make the awesome little Russian girl feel bad about her Russified English ; her English pwns you. And your father's dead. Dead and fucking rotting, under a winding sheet, a pine lid and six feet of Potter's earth. Dickless orphan.

Betty
11-30-2005, 02:55 PM
Justin totally has a crush.

the_GoDdEsS
11-30-2005, 03:00 PM
Justin totally has a crush.

That's only because she's Slavic and naturally Aussies are whores for accents and like to be degraded by subhumans.

ruroken
11-30-2005, 03:01 PM
Hey it really is your birthday...Happy birthday...but I still want you to die.

Italia311
11-30-2005, 03:03 PM
Oh man, learning another language the proper way is so harD!!!! I am far from perfect in english and on top of that I speak I dialect of italian like its goin out of style, well, depends who I'm talking too:)

Try to keep interacting with people as much as you can :)