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[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-29-2005, 07:21 PM
Okay, retarded title, but, damn it, I just feel like ranting a wee widdle bit, yakay?

Alright, you know the term "I've lost faith in all humanity"? It makes Lodat go GRRRRRAAAAAUUUURGHHHH! Why? Because, damn it, these kids haven't ever seen anything terrible. They see some Japanese dude invent a bulletproof condom, and then they're all like "I've lost faith in humanity." They act like they're the only damn human alive with a brain, look down on everyone just because that certain someone thinks they have what qualifies as "Jesus_Trait_activeplugin". God damn it motherfucking dickfaced asscunter! I don't bloody know what it is, but when some dickwadded dickmonkey comes onto the Internet, sees gorilla pron, and says "I have lost faith in humankind," it just pisses the Jesus laserbeams out of me. What have these bastards seen of war? Of poverty? Of emotional deprivation? NOTHING! They just... fuck. Fuckity fuck FUCK! I just want to take the Internet, crumple it into a big data-y ball, and shove it down their throats! DAMN IT! Wit is educated insolence.

Okay, done.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-29-2005, 07:24 PM
Fuck, the insults were well-crafted in that.

$10 says someone replies to this with "I've lost all faith in humanity :D "

0r4ng3
11-29-2005, 07:25 PM
I've lost all faith in losing faith in humanity.

The eccentric cat
11-29-2005, 07:26 PM
I've never heard the term "I've lost all faith in humanity".... Or hear someone actually say it.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-29-2005, 07:26 PM
What the hell? Dickmonkey? Jesus laserbeam? What the hell is wrong with me?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-29-2005, 07:27 PM
"Jesus laserbeams" was truly inspired, I thought.

The eccentric cat
11-29-2005, 07:27 PM
Nimrod In Town']What the hell? Dickmonkey? Jesus laserbeam? What the hell is wrong with me?
Jesus laserbeam was the best.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-29-2005, 07:27 PM
"Jesus laserbeams" was truly inspired, I thought.
What do you mean?

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-29-2005, 07:28 PM
Well, it's original, and made me laugh.

"Jesus wants me for a laserbeam."

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-29-2005, 07:29 PM
Well, it's original, and made me laugh.

"Jesus wants me for a laserbeam."

Oh, yeah, i was pissed.

the_offsprings_monkey
11-29-2005, 07:34 PM
I've lost all faith in humanity :D

Now where is that $10?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-30-2005, 10:07 AM
I've lost all faith in humanity :D

Now where is that $10?

0r4ng3 said it first . You lose.

dickmonkey
12-03-2006, 08:24 PM
Dickmonkey, here, from dickmonkey.com (http://www.dickmonkey.com/).... you summoned?

Dickmonkey, OUT.

Rag Doll
12-03-2006, 08:29 PM
hmm...so looking back...

who else thinks this was stolen?

WebDudette
12-03-2006, 08:31 PM
I was thinking that as I was reading it.

T-6005
12-03-2006, 09:05 PM
I must admit I was too.

Little_Miss_1565
12-03-2006, 09:06 PM
"Jesus_Trait_activeplugin" FTW.


hmm...so looking back...

who else thinks this was stolen?

Google Jesus_Trait_activeplugin, and you win the Google game--only one hit, being this post.

Also, why was this revived?

Rag Doll
12-03-2006, 09:13 PM
i'm shocked.

and yeah, i cant figure out why it was bumped either.

DeAtHsTaR
12-03-2006, 11:26 PM
i'm shocked.

and yeah, i cant figure out why it was bumped either.

It was bumped by some weird mothafucka.

Rag Doll
12-03-2006, 11:27 PM
Yes, we got that. Thank you.

*Why* did he bump it though?

Llamas
12-03-2006, 11:40 PM
Ever tried googling your username? The first site for ilovellamas is this forum. Apparently other people have the username, too, but mine comes first. :)

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2006, 02:40 AM
Nimrod should save this. It was his high point.