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Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 07:47 AM
I wouldn't doubt it.

Betty
11-30-2005, 07:49 AM
They tell me I was conceived on the kitchen table.

igniton/pyro
11-30-2005, 07:50 AM
They tell me I was conceived on the kitchen table.
thats.....................................good.... ........................i guess.............

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 08:07 AM
Your parents never wanted you ; your existance is invalidated.

Tizzalicious
11-30-2005, 08:21 AM
Nope, it took them years before my mom got pregnant. They tried so hard...Which is a really disturbing thought, so nevermind.

igniton/pyro
11-30-2005, 08:24 AM
Your parents never wanted you ; your existance is invalidated.
i know......................... :(

Sunny
11-30-2005, 08:29 AM
totally expected. my mom was in her thirties... she didn't want to have a baby earlier, lol.. and then they were like OK LETS HURRY UP AND MAKE ONE, it's about damn time.

so they did, and here i am. =p

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 08:58 AM
Ha! I never really asked because I don't give a shit, but I'm ASSUMING I was an accident. There's a 7 year gap between my older brother and I, and I was conceived right around the time my parents got back together after a dispute.

I think I'm a product of make up sex.

Rag Doll
11-30-2005, 09:00 AM
Total accident. My mom's boyfriend at the time ran out when he heard she was pregnant. But, luckily, my mom didn't listen to my Grandma...or I'd be an abortion. oh noez... =(

the_offsprings_monkey
11-30-2005, 09:03 AM
:eek: My mum planned me, god I wish I was an accident.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 09:04 AM
Heh, my sister was an accident but I wasn't. I bring it up in every fucking argument. It pwns her soul :(.

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 09:05 AM
:eek: My mum planned me, god I wish I was an accident.

Don't worry. You're a living accident in life, even though you weren't an accident in conception.

Tizzalicious
11-30-2005, 09:06 AM
Total accident. My mom's boyfriend at the time ran out when he heard she was pregnant. But, luckily, my mom didn't listen to my Grandma...or I'd be an abortion. oh noez... =(

You are a living abortion!!! <33333

the_offsprings_monkey
11-30-2005, 09:09 AM
Don't worry. You're a living accident in life, even though you weren't an accident in conception.
LOL Oh god that's classic. Thanks for cheering me up :)

wheelchairman
11-30-2005, 09:12 AM
They weren't trying to have a baby, but they weren't *not* trying either. That's as far as I've ever researched the subject. Some other interesting facts, my mother was evacuated from where she was in 1986 due to the Chernobyl accident, I was born a few weeks early and with yellow skin, AND never learned to speak until I was 4 because I was really lazy.

Anya82
11-30-2005, 09:12 AM
nope! totally planned. Same my brother and sis.
that's why they love me oh so much :p <3

clokey43
11-30-2005, 09:13 AM
I believe I was an accident. Being the last of 4 my mum wanted to stop at 3 but, oh well, I don't mind.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 09:13 AM
I was planning on saying pretty much exactly what Ricky said. I think I should create a new poll just for Ashley, "Were you a mistake?".

Rag Doll
11-30-2005, 09:17 AM
You are a living abortion!!! <33333

i am! ;p

haha <333

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 09:19 AM
Heh, I have parents who wanted me, and you guys don't.

Back in Black
11-30-2005, 09:31 AM
I wouldn't doubt it.
Are you a spammer. I wouldn't doubt it.

Preocupado
11-30-2005, 09:31 AM
having a baby wasan't an accident, but being a male was. My mother wanted a girl. tough luck.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-30-2005, 09:41 AM
Nope. I was wanted, though. My sister wasn't. They wanted to have only 2.

Back in Black
11-30-2005, 09:45 AM
Is your sister hot? If she is then she wasn't a mistake.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-30-2005, 10:05 AM
Is your sister hot? If she is then she wasn't a mistake.

Dude, shut up.

Back in Black
11-30-2005, 10:07 AM
Nimrod In Town']Dude, shut up.
no, I will not. I Just asked a question and I want an answer.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
11-30-2005, 10:08 AM
no, I will not. I Just asked a question and I want an answer.

i DON'T KNOW IF she's hot! She's my god-damn sister, for fucks sake.

Mentally_Challenged
11-30-2005, 10:10 AM
Ah shit, I voted on the wrong one.

My mother did actually 'get knocked up on purpose.'




Damn cursor.

Back in Black
11-30-2005, 10:12 AM
Nimrod In Town']i DON'T KNOW IF she's hot! She's my god-damn sister, for fucks sake.
Mark (duracell) makes jokes about his sister being hot.

Vera
11-30-2005, 10:17 AM
I always think I was, but my parents stick to their "we-dated-for-5-years-before-your-birth-and-wanted-you"-story.

Liars.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 10:34 AM
Lots of parents lie about it. The only reason I believe mine is because they told my sister she was an accident.

Megs
11-30-2005, 10:41 AM
nah. i wasn't. but my brother was. my mum was apparently on the pill at the time ross was ermmm....made....and apparently, kids are more likely to turn out homosexual that way....this renders quite true so far...........

JoY
11-30-2005, 10:42 AM
Sam is a living abortion, lolz. ;p

<3

I wasn't an accident. 5.5 years before me my parents had tried real hard to have my darling brother & in the time between my brother & I.. they tried real hard to have me. & here I am. =)

Kerr
11-30-2005, 10:43 AM
Oh, my parents definately wanted me.

Megs
11-30-2005, 10:54 AM
Y'know, it amazes me how sin studly can even make good things sound bad.
"no, my mother got knocked up on purpose"

the_GoDdEsS
11-30-2005, 11:24 AM
I was desperately wanted and saved their marriage.

Izie
11-30-2005, 12:20 PM
I am yet another example of a living abortion.

So yes, I was a total accident. And then they gave me to my grandparents who basically raised me, lolz. I'm a living abortion with two sets of parents, how cool is that?

ruroken
11-30-2005, 12:21 PM
No, but we all know Brett was.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 12:22 PM
No, but we all know Brett was.

I dunno about that. He was definitely a mistake, but we can't be sure he was an accident.

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 03:00 PM
Are you a spammer. I wouldn't doubt it.

Fuck, does your keyboard even HAVE a question mark?

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 03:21 PM
Fuck, does your keyboard even HAVE a question mark?
go have a cry. as long as you understand what hes talking about

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 03:31 PM
SMASH, no one cares about you or was communicating with you in this instance. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll reply to something you say one of these days, but until then, wait patiently, bide your time, and shut the fuck up when no one cares enough to communicate with you.

beautifulnightmare
11-30-2005, 03:33 PM
heh i was an accident...my mom didn't know she was pregnant for 2 months when she started getting pains in her stomach and went to the doctors :rolleyes:

ninthlayer
11-30-2005, 03:41 PM
My father probably wanted me but I doubt my mother did. I was born a year and four days after my sister. So, halfsies?

I like using the fact that my younger brother is only my half brother against him.
Oh, and apparently I have an older half brother, but I have no idea who he is/how old he is/where he lives/if he's dead. Lolz, FAMILY TIES!

Offspring7
11-30-2005, 04:28 PM
I'm the youngest out of three girls. My first sister was unplanned and my mom really got knocked up out of marriage. But things worked out, and here I am, a planned bundle of joy.

0r4ng3
11-30-2005, 05:48 PM
I'm apparently a "pleasant suprise", but I know it's all bullshit. My parents tell me I was at their wedding, which I think is really funny. I was technically a bastard for about a year.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 05:51 PM
Well considering I was adopted, there's no way I wasn't.. =/.

T-6005
11-30-2005, 05:52 PM
I'm apparently a "pleasant suprise", but I know it's all bullshit. My parents tell me I was at their wedding, which I think is really funny. I was technically a bastard for about a year.
I was a bastard for something like 6 months.

Bastard pride!

And apparently I cried throughout the wedding.

I wish I'd shit on whoever was holding me. That's how you properly build ties with people.

Sinister
11-30-2005, 05:55 PM
my parents made me on purpose, I think.

and I'm pretty sure my younger sis was conceived on valentine's day evening or night - she was born in mid-november. do the math.

Linda
11-30-2005, 06:59 PM
I was technically a bastard for about a year.

Technically, you still are.

0r4ng3
11-30-2005, 07:03 PM
I'm not too sure about the actual meaning of the word, but I think you're right.

Bastard Pride! I should totally make t-shirts and pins.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 07:04 PM
I'm not too sure about the actual meaning of the word, but I think you're right.

Bastard Pride! I should totally make t-shirts and pins.

No offense, but that would be lame. "Yes, I'm a bastard." would be funnier.

0r4ng3
11-30-2005, 07:05 PM
Don't care what it says, as long as I get to wear a shirt that acknowledges my (accidental) existence.

I don't know
11-30-2005, 07:09 PM
I guess so, my mom just find out she was pregnant after almost 5 months of pregnancy,hehe :D

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 07:30 PM
mum: hey dear, you where an accident.
child: what do you mean mummy?
mum: it means we didnt plan you
child: i dont understand mummy
mum: it means we didnt want you
child: dont you love me mummy?
mum: no.

T-6005
11-30-2005, 07:32 PM
Don't care what it says, as long as I get to wear a shirt that acknowledges my (accidental) existence.
I'm up for this. "The best accident you'll ever run into" will be on my shirt.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 07:33 PM
I'm up for this. "The best accident you'll ever run into" will be on my shirt.

Hahahaha I'd so buy one of those.

T-6005
11-30-2005, 07:38 PM
Hahahaha I'd so buy one of those.
Well there you have it - it's a brilliant idea.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 07:39 PM
Well there you have it - it's a brilliant idea.
a better shirt would be like one of those pointing shirts for example: im with stupid *pointing right*. except it should say: it was an accident *pointing right*

T-6005
11-30-2005, 07:40 PM
a better shirt would be like one of those pointing shirts for example: im with stupid *pointing right*. except it should say: it was an accident *pointing right*
Right, right... except we're trying to make a point about ourselves here.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 07:43 PM
Right, right... except we're trying to make a point about ourselves here.
well i like to make fun of the "unplanned"
haha you were an accident

0r4ng3
11-30-2005, 07:44 PM
a better shirt would be like one of those pointing shirts for example: im with stupid *pointing right*. except it should say: it was an accident *pointing right*
Wait, why is it pointing right, if we're the mistake?

By the way, T-bo's shirt is much funnier.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 07:44 PM
We could make one "My sister is 47."

T-6005
11-30-2005, 07:46 PM
well i like to make fun of the "unplanned"
haha you were an accident
I think you're missing the "we're already laughing at ourselves" part.

No, wait. I'm sure of it.

Anyways, how's about "Aren't you glad the condom broke?"

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 07:48 PM
well think of it as im joining in at laughing at you

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 07:50 PM
Arrow shirts generally suck.

And I was raised by a single Mom, and I always drew connections from that to monotheism. Even as a child I wondered how kids with two parents thought of God. It was so easy for me because there was an absolute power in my home, so the concept of an absolute power over the entire world was a little easier to digest.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 07:52 PM
Mis parentes were 18 and 15 when I was conceived, I doubt they were using a condom at all.

T-6005
11-30-2005, 07:53 PM
And I was raised by a single Mom, and I always drew connections from that to monotheism. Even as a child I wondered how kids with two parents thought of God. It was so easy for me because there was an absolute power in my home, so the concept of an absolute power over the entire world was a little easier to digest.
I was sort of thrown by that change of subject.

But that is an interesting thought. I grew up in a two parent home. I'm an atheist. Make of that what you will. Would it be because my parents never exercised an absolute amount of power over me? I honestly doubt it - absolute and instant retribution accompanied any improper act, and the rules were quite clear. So I'm not sure that there's necessarily a correlation.

Offspring7
11-30-2005, 07:54 PM
mum: hey dear, you where an accident.
child: what do you mean mummy?
mum: it means we didnt plan you
child: i dont understand mummy
mum: it means we didnt want you
child: dont you love me mummy?
mum: no.

your mother seriously said that to you? awww...that was mean of her.

All About Eve
11-30-2005, 07:55 PM
I'm agnostic due to thought and consideration about different beliefs.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 11:05 PM
your mother seriously said that to you? awww...that was mean of her.
oh what a creative insult.
die.
before i kill you myself.

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 11:06 PM
She wasn't insulting you.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 11:08 PM
She wasn't insulting you.
well if she had any common sense, she would know that im refering to mistakes, not me

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 12:07 AM
Technically, you still are.

She's right, if you're born out of wedlock you carry the taint of bastardhood for all eternity (and God doesn't let you into heaven).

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 05:51 AM
I was a bastard for something like 6 months.

Bastard pride!

And apparently I cried throughout the wedding.

I wish I'd shit on whoever was holding me. That's how you properly build ties with people.
I was in my mommy's tummy at her wedding.

Johnny, what you wrote just blew my mind in a way. Although it's true, our parents are our models for God. Although usually they say it's our fathers. The transition into atheism (for those who become atheists) is often seen as a form of rebellion (which could be of the same as Satan against God being a father and son thing as well.) I just woke up. If God's modelled after my dad he's always hated his job and has heart problems.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 06:06 AM
I'm glad both you a T-6005 found that so interesting. I think there are definitely very interesting parallels.

I've always thought of atheism as (partly) a result of increased socialization. There's something slightly impractical in the contemporary world about ideas like "faith" (when we're constantly told that we must do the opposite and get up, do something, or we'll fall to pieces and wither away or fall into obscurity...this falls in line with capitalism. the only way faith is involved is in really general terms, whereas faith in a deity is pretty specific), and something weird about belief in a higher being when you notice how your actions are connected to the actions of so many other people and so many thing YOU do.

Forgive me if I'm making little sense, I just woke up.

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 06:31 AM
I know what you mean. But in my own example the step to atheism happened when I was 12, and I thought "why do I believe in God?" and the only answer I had was that I was told to by my parents. So I stopped. Nothing dramatic happened, or anything like that. Although I felt like I was reshaping the very fundaments of the world.

I went through some bitter anti-religious periods at that age too, then I just mellowed out a few years later.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 07:42 AM
I'm with you on that, though I don't define myself as atheist. Well, I'm about as atheist as I am leftist, in the sense that I agree with the beliefs overall, but refuse to associate myself with the trendy bullshit that accompanies such categorization.

Anyway, again, I'm glad you guys saw where I was going with the family connection to deities.

Kitten
12-01-2005, 08:21 AM
I was planned. However, my brother who is 18 years my junior was completely unexpected.

nameless
12-02-2005, 04:30 PM
apparently both my sister and i were planned! i only found out when my sister fell pregnant and my mum wasnt too happy as it wasnt planned!