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.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 10:57 PM
i had my girlfriend over for about 2 hours and she pashed me like 20 times in that time period! i must be doin something right!

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 11:06 PM
What does "pashed" mean? That's not a common term here.

neocon58
11-30-2005, 11:07 PM
Pash = Make Out
Smash = Dreaming

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 11:07 PM
Pash = Make Out
Smash = Dreaming
neocon58 = masturbating over topic

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 11:10 PM
Oh.

Well, most people are gonna think you're lying, but even if you're telling the truth, why the fuck would we care? The thought of someone with your tongue in their mouth is pretty fucking disturbing, kid.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 11:10 PM
you sure pwned me there..

JohnnyNemesis
11-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Didn't mean to. Just expressin' myself. But yeah, I guess I did.

.:SMASH:.
11-30-2005, 11:11 PM
Didn't mean to. Just expressin' myself. But yeah, I guess I did.
lol i like your attitude

ruf
11-30-2005, 11:56 PM
i had my girlfriend over for about 2 hours and she pashed me like 20 times in that time period! i must be doin something right!
what exactlie the word "pashed" means?

bd007h
11-30-2005, 11:57 PM
what exactlie the word "pashed" means?

neocon58 explained it a few posts back.

Sin Studly
11-30-2005, 11:58 PM
Fucking hilarious!!!!!!

arak0r
12-01-2005, 12:02 AM
its high quality topics like this, that propel this board to the top of anyones favorite list.

Nicole
12-01-2005, 12:07 AM
Well done, at least one person of the opposite sex finds you attractive. It's bound to increase your online popularity.

neocon58
12-01-2005, 12:35 AM
neocon58 = masturbating over topic

actually, neocon58 = barfing at the thought of smash partaking in intimate physical contact from any human being, male or female. (Mind you I expected male)

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 02:50 AM
I support SMASH and his girlfriends persuit of happiness*.

* provided they don't breed.

ruf
12-01-2005, 03:00 AM
I support SMASH and his girlfriends persuit of happiness*.

* provided they don't breed.
you mean pursuit right?
cause sometimes i m not sure if you do it on purpose.

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 03:05 AM
I can't spell, that's been established over and over again.

ruf
12-01-2005, 03:12 AM
I can't spell, that's been established over and over again.
ok, i ll remember that next time i read your posts.

Idiot
12-01-2005, 03:52 AM
Another one of those "I have a girlfriend, I'm better than everyone else" threads.

You're not the only one to have a girlfriend you know.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 04:05 AM
i had my girlfriend over for about 2 hours and she pashed me like 20 times in that time period! i must be doin something right!
WOW!?!?! Dude no offence yea, but me and my girl kiss fucking loads, god we spent like 2 hours non stop kissing the other day, yet I didn't make a thread about it.

neocon58
12-01-2005, 04:16 AM
WOW!?!?! Dude no offence yea, but me and my girl kiss fucking loads, god we spent like 2 hours non stop kissing the other day, yet I didn't make a thread about it.

Jesus fucking christ. Please keep posting, for my amusement.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 04:17 AM
Jesus fucking christ. Please keep posting, for my amusement.
My mate chucked a gherkin at me in Mc'Donalds last week. anyways, I was just putting my point across, why the hell make a thread about kissing your girlfriend.

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 05:47 AM
you mean pursuit right?
cause sometimes i m not sure if you do it on purpose.
It was a Freudian slip, he was just thinking of me.

Ashley, you are a hypocrit and you know it. Bragging about your girlfriend at the moment you said that was stupid. It's tragic.

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 05:49 AM
It was a Freudian slip, he was just thinking of me.

Heh, like that time I meant to say "Hey Per, what's your opinion on Cuban Communism" and accidently said "Hey Per, pound me hard without lube until I scream like a faggot bitch"

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 05:56 AM
That was a good 2 minutes. :o

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 06:07 AM
2.5 minutes, 1.5 inches. And I loved every bit of it.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 07:14 AM
Did he manage to make you bleed anyway? Certainly there are ways to compensate for time and size?

Sin Studly
12-01-2005, 07:19 AM
I fucked a bigdicked guy before we hooked up, to save his ego.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 07:22 AM
You're a sweet, kind-hearted man, Justin.

Just a Girl
12-01-2005, 07:34 AM
WOW!?!?! Dude no offence yea, but me and my girl kiss fucking loads, god we spent like 2 hours non stop kissing the other day, yet I didn't make a thread about it.

yeah, i mean, no offence, but me and my boyfriend kiss all the time too. i mean, goddamn, we never stop. and sometimes we even have sex! in fact, we do that a lot too! but you don't see me bragging about it.

p.s. me and boyfriend love having sex.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 07:38 AM
^This is why we love you.

nieh
12-01-2005, 07:39 AM
yeah, i mean, no offence, but me and my boyfriend kiss all the time too. i mean, goddamn, we never stop. and sometimes we even have sex! in fact, we do that a lot too! but you don't see me bragging about it.

p.s. me and boyfriend love having sex.

You = awesome.

Just a Girl
12-01-2005, 07:44 AM
who doesn't love someone who's so cool that they use other peoples threads to brag about their boyfriend, rather than making their own?

hehehe. ay dear.

seriously though, you're both wonderful. *cheesecakes*

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 07:58 AM
I fucked a bigdicked guy before we hooked up, to save his ego.
this is true love. <3<3

ruroken
12-01-2005, 09:10 AM
Wow, you got to make out :rolleyes:
Do you have any idea how lame this is? Making a topic because you got to make out with your girlfriend?

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 09:12 AM
lolz, i dunno, he must be doing sumthing rite!!! :cool: ;)

Tizzalicious
12-01-2005, 11:21 AM
Oh noezzzzzz!!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Me and my girlfriends send each other hate-filled text messages and parcel bombs.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 11:31 AM
Me and my girlfriends send each other hate-filled text messages and parcel bombs.
Ha beat getting a pebble lobbed at your nuts. :D

sKratch
12-01-2005, 11:59 AM
yeah, i mean, no offence, but me and my boyfriend kiss all the time too. i mean, goddamn, we never stop. and sometimes we even have sex! in fact, we do that a lot too! but you don't see me bragging about it.

p.s. me and boyfriend love having sex.
I don't feel comfortable about you sharing so much information about our relationship.