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TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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Offspring7
12-01-2005, 03:11 PM
Help me out?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 03:17 PM
With what?

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 03:21 PM
I don't get it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm not explaining it. Just think about it.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-01-2005, 03:22 PM
With what?

With my homework.

What's the volume of water if it were lower by absolute zero?

WebDudette
12-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Is it possible to upload picture without putting thme on photobucket or something first.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 03:23 PM
I hate you all.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Is it possible to upload picture without putting thme on photobucket or something first.

No. You have to put it in an uploading site.

Spork
12-01-2005, 03:25 PM
Well...I got it =/

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-01-2005, 03:26 PM
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No, TUNB, i did get it. I just found it slight funny.

nieh
12-01-2005, 03:32 PM
What's a France?

0r4ng3
12-01-2005, 03:34 PM
What's a France?
Heh, I read this as "Whatta France".

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 04:09 PM
Heh I got it, very good. :rolleyes:

T-6005
12-01-2005, 04:12 PM
As a Frenchman, I'm extremely offended...

And I laughed. Sue me.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:14 PM
I don't get it.
i do get it, but I dont find it funny at all.

coke_a_holic
12-01-2005, 04:16 PM
I've heard better French jokes, this one was alright. I don't know, I smiled, but I pretty much knew exactly what was going to happen by the 2nd panel. They could've made it better.

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 04:23 PM
i think i got it, but i don't think its funny. does it have to do with France being followers?

0r4ng3
12-01-2005, 04:24 PM
i think i got it, but i don't think its funny. does it have to do with France being followers?
You've heard of World War II, right?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:24 PM
Sigh... ......................

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 04:32 PM
I've heard of it, but I can honestly say I haven't studied it yet. I'd like to, but I figure I'll leave it up to the history teacher. And in case people were thinking that I'm stupid, yeah, I lack common sense and I don't get jokes easily.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:33 PM
IT'S SAYING THAT ONE FRENCH TOWN WAS CAPTURED AND THEREFORE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH TOWNS SURRENDURED ALONG WITH IT, BECAUSE FRANCE HAS A STEREOTYPE OF SURRENDURING.

Jees.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-01-2005, 04:34 PM
To Offspring7: No! We didn't think that!

TUNB, we knew that already . Duh.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
Nimrod In Town']To Offspring7: No! We didn't think that!

We didn't?


Nimrod In Town']TUNB, we knew that already . Duh

She didn't, Lodat.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-01-2005, 04:37 PM
We didn't?



She didn't, Lodat.

It was sarcasm.


Well, she didn't.


Ah, girls and their inferior minds.

coke_a_holic
12-01-2005, 04:37 PM
Offspring7: In World War 2, France got captured by the Nazi's without even putting up what could remotely be called a fight. It basically became their bitch in a split second. Poland put up more of a fight than France. POLAND.

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 04:40 PM
haha. ok, ok, yes i get it now. I'm sorry, I really didn't learn about World War II yet. And now I've learned a little bit about France's role in WWII.

ninthlayer
12-01-2005, 04:42 PM
The Maginot Line makes me roffle.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:47 PM
Offspring7: In World War 2, France got captured by the Nazi's without even putting up what could remotely be called a fight. It basically became their bitch in a split second. Poland put up more of a fight than France. POLAND.
yeah Poland put up more fight and thousands died because of that.

noodlesfan
12-01-2005, 04:53 PM
because the french is of the major retardedness when it comes to war. just look at the american revolution. after napoleon left, france was doomed

noodlesfan
12-01-2005, 04:55 PM
haha. ok, ok, yes i get it now. I'm sorry, I really didn't learn about World War II yet. And now I've learned a little bit about France's role in WWII.
i learned aboot WWII in the 4th grade, where in the hells do you go to school?

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 04:56 PM
i learned aboot WWII in the 4th grade, where in the hells do you go to school?

A high school with a fucked up curriculum.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:59 PM
To be fair I'd know next to nothing about WWII either if I hadn't done a LOT of my own research.

Spork
12-01-2005, 05:00 PM
To be fair I'd know next to nothing about WWII either if I hadn't done a LOT of my own research.


Really? I'm assuming you took the GCSE History course, did they teach the
Cold War instead?

ninthlayer
12-01-2005, 05:01 PM
yeah Poland put up more fight and thousands died because of that.
Because rolling over is a better option than fighting, right?
Coward.

noodlesfan
12-01-2005, 05:05 PM
I roll over when i cant sleep

ninthlayer
12-01-2005, 05:06 PM
It must be so embarassing being you.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:22 PM
Because rolling over is a better option than fighting, right?
Coward. what do you know about wars? nothing.
Sometimes in order to survive you have to surrender.
And since there always be more wars, you'll have a chance to clean you name, later.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 05:32 PM
what do you know about wars? nothing.

Fought in a war then did you, Ludendorff?

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:47 PM
Fought in a war then did you, Ludendorff?
I just finished playing Call of Duty 2, hah! I WIN

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 05:48 PM
Your existence makes me sad.

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
Am I the only one who found that comic hilarious?

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
FFS!!! THANKS ALOT CUNT, you finaly made me side with dave, GO FUCKING DIE.
EDIT: this post is aimed at ruf

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 05:50 PM
Am I the only one who found that comic hilarious?

Hell no. I did too.

WebDudette
12-01-2005, 05:51 PM
No, I found it pretty funny.

Did the French surreder to the rioters yet.

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 05:51 PM
I'm glad I'm not crazy then.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 05:52 PM
Am I the only one who found that comic hilarious?
It had me in hysterics.

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 05:53 PM
It had me in hysterics.


Heh I got it, very good. :rolleyes:

You're not just saying that to fit in, now are you?

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 05:55 PM
To ruf:
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the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 05:56 PM
You're not just saying that to fit in, now are you?
Nope.

a) I hate the french with a passion (yep that makes me rasist)
b) I Understood it.

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 05:57 PM
Nope.

a) I hate the french with a passion (yep that makes me rasist)
b) I Understood it.

French aren't a race.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:58 PM
Your existence makes me sad.
you didn't get huh?
anyways

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 05:59 PM
you didn't get huh?
anyways

Is there even a way to reply to this?

ruf
12-01-2005, 06:08 PM
Is there even a way to reply to this?
I have good news for ya, you just did it!

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 06:11 PM
I have good news for ya, you just did it!

Actually I didn't. I asked a question to everyone else, pointing out your statement as the object as my question, but didn't reply to it.

(pwnt)

Not Ozymandias
12-01-2005, 06:58 PM
Why would you want to help laughing at the French? That's what they're there for...

.:SMASH:.
12-01-2005, 07:03 PM
i dunno why, but i didnt manage to smile a fraction...weird though...considering how incredibally funny it was...

wheelchairman
12-01-2005, 07:19 PM
ah but France never got pwn3d by non-violent non-cooperation. *shakes head*

ruf
12-01-2005, 07:26 PM
Actually I didn't. I asked a question to everyone else, pointing out your statement as the object as my question, but didn't reply to it.

(pwnt)
But you clicked REPLY, didn t you?

All About Eve
12-01-2005, 07:29 PM
1. No, I clicked quote.

2. Even if I did I would be replying to the thread, not your post.

The eccentric cat
12-01-2005, 09:49 PM
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Hahaha. That was pretty damn funny.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 10:04 PM
If you look up France in the modern dictionary you'll see a vagina.

ninthlayer
12-02-2005, 03:16 AM
You're a tryhard.

But if anyone wants a comedic French-related experience they can do this:
Do a Google search for French Military Victories and select "I'm Feeling Lucky."

A bit old, but still funny.

Vera
12-02-2005, 12:04 PM
What's there to get, really? French people are funny, no matter what sort of description is provided to the stereotype. Period.