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ruf
12-01-2005, 04:32 PM
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Sin Studly did this better than you.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
Sin Studly did this better than you.
i didn't see sins post, where is the link?

nieh
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

I've seen the exact same thing with higher numbers for America, including the pizza thing.

T-6005
12-01-2005, 04:37 PM
I've seen the exact same thing with higher numbers for America, including the pizza thing.
Same here.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:38 PM
oh here is the whole list...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate..
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst being sick into the toilet.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:43 PM
I've seen the exact same thing with higher numbers for America, including the pizza thing.
oh yeah?! just let my find the others i have......

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:45 PM
So? I have plenty of those for America. And more, infact.

Offspring7
12-01-2005, 04:50 PM
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling

"Cracker pulling"? Is that a British term?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:50 PM
Uh.. as in pulling a cracker?

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:50 PM
So? I have plenty of those for America. And more, infact.
i know what you gonna do... you are just going to switch the word Britain to America. So post them, and i ll see wich ones you switched them.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 04:53 PM
i know what you gonna do... you are just going to switch the word Britain to America. So post them, and i ll see wich ones you switched them.

I won't post them because I don't need to bash your country in order to validate my own.

Anyway, I hate my country.

The Talking Pie
12-01-2005, 04:56 PM
I've seen the exact same thing with higher numbers for America, including the pizza thing.
When I saw that list last it was for Australia. I wonder what country its racist author originally targetted before every random idiot who came into possessing it altered it to suit their agenda and attack their international rival?

That_Guy91
12-01-2005, 04:56 PM
I find it hilarious that this thread's title is "Sometimes I can't help but to laugh at britons"

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 04:58 PM
*reads thread*

*attempts to summarize*

Hmm...

FAILURE!!!

ninthlayer
12-01-2005, 04:58 PM
TPKYL and ruf should start a guild of tryhards.

ruf
12-01-2005, 04:58 PM
When I saw that list last it was for Australia. I wonder what country its racist author originally targetted before every random idiot who came into possessing it altered it to suit their agenda and attack their international rival?it could very well be for Australia or Britain, I can not think of any other country.

That_Guy91
12-01-2005, 05:01 PM
it could very well be for Australia or Britain, I can not think of any other country.
what about, i don't know, ANY other country?

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:02 PM
Police reveal that a british woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (BBC News)

noodlesfan
12-01-2005, 05:02 PM
-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
sorry dude, 'merica has you beat.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:03 PM
what about, i don't know, ANY other country?
any other country like what?

The Talking Pie
12-01-2005, 05:09 PM
any other country like what?
Like any? The mere fact that at least three different countries have been cited as having appeared on that exact same list by different individuals rather invalidates what little credibility it has. Further, your continued defence of said list in the face of such facts somewhat exposes you as a racist and nothing more. I mean, it was old, unfunny, etc. You brought nothing to the thread other than racism.

Spork
12-01-2005, 05:11 PM
Police reveal that a british woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (BBC News)


Events like this never occur in other countries. Nope. Never.



Ever.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:26 PM
Like any? The mere fact that at least three different countries have been cited as having appeared on that exact same list by different individuals rather invalidates what little credibility it has. Further, your continued defence of said list in the face of such facts somewhat exposes you as a racist and nothing more. I mean, it was old, unfunny, etc. You brought nothing to the thread other than racism.
Post this same thing on TheUnholy's thread, and I may think you are for real.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 05:31 PM
Post this same thing on TheUnholy's thread, and I may think you are for real.

Difference is I'm not really a racist. My thread was simply more to point out a comic than anything else.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:32 PM
Events like this never occur in other countries. Nope. Never.



Ever.
of course not (only in britain). Just kidding guys, I don't think this story was real, I know british women prefer italians, but the salami thing nah!

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:35 PM
Difference is I'm not really a racist. My thread was simply more to point out a comic than anything else.
I know, I did this thread just to balance the plane field betwenn brits and french. I like you guys, all brits, frenchs, even aussies.
Are we cool now?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-01-2005, 05:36 PM
Were we ever not cool? Dude, I don't like my country either.

ruf
12-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Were we ever not cool? Dude, I don't like my country either.
Come here, come with papa!
tell me what is it you don't like your country?

the_offsprings_monkey
12-01-2005, 05:51 PM
You perv, Dave RUN!!!

.:SMASH:.
12-01-2005, 07:00 PM
Sin Studly did this better than you.
thats not fair, sin studly cannot be compared to anyone whn it comes to insulting people

Sin Studly
12-02-2005, 12:19 AM
Such failure :(