View Full Version : Got Silo?

12-01-2005, 06:03 PM

Thanks for your interests in our unique underground properties. Built at a cost of millions, these heavily reinforced historic structures were designed to withstand nuclear attack. They bring new meaning to the word "shelter". Centuries from now they will remain.

Very few of these first generation missile sites were built. All other sites decommissioned after 1965 are being destroyed to conform to international treaty agreements. No more structures of this size and strength are being built. Most of these properties are rough after 30 years of neglect, but with some clean up and reconstruction inside, their grandeur is restored.

We have now sold 27 of these properties to excited owners that plan to refurbish and use them for various personal and commercial purposes. Because the availability of these properties is limited, we see them as an investment sure to grow in value.

These properties are selling fast and we are finding it difficult to find others available for sale. These historic defense structures are the castles of this 20th Century. If you want to know more about the properties we have for sale please contact us. We can provide more detailed information and drawings of the Atlas-E, Atlas-F, and Titan 1 sites, plus the listing information and locations of specific sites we have for sale.

Thanks again for your interest.

Anyone fancy chipping in?

12-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Sure. I have, like, 10 bucks.

12-01-2005, 08:10 PM
Right, we're up to 11 dollars.

Original prankstA
12-01-2005, 08:12 PM
i would but i gotta by some christmas presents

12-01-2005, 08:31 PM
I would, I have like $100 and there isn't anything else I really care for...but how the hell will I GIVE the money?

12-01-2005, 08:35 PM
So we're 11 dollars closer to buying a missle silo.

Ah, progress.

12-01-2005, 08:37 PM
No...$111 closer...

12-01-2005, 08:38 PM
I have 40$'s yay only 4,999,849 dollars to go.

12-01-2005, 08:38 PM
I'm sure we'll get it in no time...