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That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 09:19 PM
Gosh its boring right now. Travel to my house and when you get here yell "BUTTSEX!!!" and I'll come out with lube.

HornyPope
12-01-2005, 09:22 PM
Wow you're just terrible.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 09:25 PM
Wow you're just terrible.


Come'on,baby. You know you want my ass.

T-6005
12-01-2005, 09:27 PM
You're so non-1337.

Or is it another cool number?

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 09:36 PM
You're so non-1337.

Or is it another cool number?



1m l33t m07h4f||ck4. Oh and you don't have to be 1337 to have buttsex.

T-6005
12-01-2005, 09:40 PM
1m l33t m07h4f||ck4. Oh and you don't have to be 1337 to have buttsex.
You should have to be to quote such an overquoted expression.

Just because.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 09:49 PM
You should have to be to quote such an overquoted expression.

Just because.


Hey,its your opinion. But,it doesn't justify for everyone. We should all be able to have buttsex with each other and other people even if not part of a group. Slavic or not.

T-6005
12-01-2005, 09:50 PM
Hey,its your opinion. But,it doesn't justify for everyone. We should all be able to have buttsex with each other and other people even if not part of a group. Slavic or not.
It's not at all about being slavic.

It's about ripping somebody else's expression off. Your lack of originality in this thread makes me completely bored.

Find something new, then maybe I'd be more interested.

I doubt it. Then again, I'm drunk. So who knows?

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 09:57 PM
It's not at all about being slavic.

It's about ripping somebody else's expression off. Your lack of originality in this thread makes me completely bored.

Find something new, then maybe I'd be more interested.

I doubt it. Then again, I'm drunk. So who knows?



Well ok then. Hmmmm. Anybody wanna get high off markers?

calichix
12-01-2005, 10:27 PM
Here's a story. One day my home skillet and I were talking to this disgusting loser on the phone because we were bored and wanted to exploit his horny 22-year-old-ness. Anyhoo, so she says, "Tell me something REALLY KINKY, Wally." and he says, "Turn around so I can slap your crusty ass." then I said, "Oooh I want in on the ass action, Wally." and he said, "I want to bite your round beach ass. Hard." WHAT?! haw haw haw.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 10:32 PM
Here's a story. One day my home skillet and I were talking to this disgusting loser on the phone because we were bored and wanted to exploit his horny 22-year-old-ness. Anyhoo, so she says, "Tell me something REALLY KINKY, Wally." and he says, "Turn around so I can slap your crusty ass." then I said, "Oooh I want in on the ass action, Wally." and he said, "I want to bite your round beach ass. Hard." WHAT?! haw haw haw.



Let me guess,5 mins later he tried to buttfuck both of you.

calichix
12-01-2005, 10:36 PM
Not quite. We try to avoid Wally in public situations as much as humanly possible. He's embarrassing. But he did offer.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 10:39 PM
I have no fucking idea what you or your "home skillet" look like but for some reason I wanna say I can't blame Wally for asking.

JohnnyNemesis
12-01-2005, 10:43 PM
My guess is that 5 minutes later they would tell TPKYL that he's not funny.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-01-2005, 10:46 PM
My guess is that 5 minutes later they would tell TPKYL that he's not funny.


But hella good fuck.

T-6005
12-01-2005, 11:19 PM
But hella good fuck.
Since we're into ripping people off in this thread.... WHATTA HOMOS.

And contextualize off.

calichix
12-02-2005, 12:01 AM
...um......

Sin Studly
12-02-2005, 12:03 AM
Ignore him, Laura. He's just a stupid orphan.

Izie
12-02-2005, 12:43 AM
...stop trying. Now.

.:SMASH:.
12-02-2005, 01:24 AM
Come'on,baby. You know you want my ass.
it does appear that he likes anal

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2005, 01:31 AM
What's with the Slavic reference?

Oh and, you fail.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-02-2005, 09:41 AM
TPKYL makes me sad.

0r4ng3
12-02-2005, 02:18 PM
Since we're into ripping people off in this thread.... WHATTA HOMOS.I generally agree.

coke_a_holic
12-02-2005, 02:37 PM
You should rename this "Who wants to make a situation worse by making a new thread that is just as boring as the lack of new threads?" Lame.

Preocupado
12-02-2005, 05:13 PM
http://cabanavc.com/DocadeHumor/Humor/erroalvo.gif

ninthlayer
12-02-2005, 06:05 PM
Preocupado pays for sex.

Preocupado
12-02-2005, 06:31 PM
that is so embarassing



ANYWAYS, these are some girls from Casa Carmem, Porto Alegre.

guess wich one of these holds my $100 at her bank account.

http://g4.gigafoto.com.br/2005/12/03/4310754.jpg
http://g4.gigafoto.com.br/2005/12/03/4310748.jpg
http://g4.gigafoto.com.br/2005/12/03/4310744.jpg

but then again... i feel so bad that i've paid for sex :(

HornyPope
12-02-2005, 07:09 PM
I'd pay a 100$ for those.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Gosh its boring right now. Travel to my house and when you get here yell "BUTTSEX!!!" and I'll come out with lube.
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5324/afq5ql.jpg

T-6005
12-02-2005, 07:55 PM
I'd pay a 100$ for those.
I probably would as well.

HornyPope
12-02-2005, 09:16 PM
And for 200$, you know what I would do? I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

http://tinypic.com/i44sbb.jpg

All About Eve
12-02-2005, 09:35 PM
And for 200$, you know what I would do? I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

*pic*

Ahahaha, priceless.

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2005, 11:08 PM
Ugh, they look like a bunch of dumb blondes only good for a fuck and then get kicked out. I wouldn't even go as low as to pick one of those.

Preocupado
12-02-2005, 11:24 PM
Casa Carmem is not exactly a marriage agency, goddess.

and HP, watch for your corn hole, man!

wheelchairman
12-03-2005, 03:05 AM
I need the office space dvd.

ninthlayer
12-03-2005, 07:06 PM
Can you guess who has it and would cuddle with you while watching it Periwinkle?

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 04:48 AM
Well I'm hoping it's my little Hi!awathan fellow.