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Unsanctioned
12-02-2004, 01:51 PM
My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.

Trip Boy
12-02-2004, 01:53 PM
Sluts.
Stop posting.

Izie
12-02-2004, 01:55 PM
Ooooooooooooooh, BBS dating service!

Nice.

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2004, 01:55 PM
My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.

Contact your local dating agency and buzz off.

Idiot
12-02-2004, 02:00 PM
Contact your local dating agency and buzz off.

Well said madam. =)

4eh
12-02-2004, 02:07 PM
yeah, really :D

Vera
12-02-2004, 02:19 PM
Hahaha, is this for real?

DUKESTER76
12-02-2004, 02:28 PM
i'll agree with Goddess, he should try looking for himself. maybe he is an ugly fuck if he cant get himself a girl. i dont need no one to be hunting a date for me, i can do it myself.

Tijs
12-02-2004, 02:42 PM
My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.
Let me know if you got my email.

Endymion
12-02-2004, 02:59 PM
next up for bidding is me. ladies, do you thing.

Betty
12-02-2004, 03:03 PM
$5........

Tijs
12-02-2004, 03:04 PM
$75.......

Vera
12-02-2004, 03:05 PM
$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

Tijs
12-02-2004, 03:06 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Damn you Vera, damn you...

Endymion
12-02-2004, 05:05 PM
<3 vera <3

Anya82
12-02-2004, 05:07 PM
ok.. who's next?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-02-2004, 05:07 PM
Let's all bid for TripBoy.

Anya82
12-02-2004, 05:08 PM
come on! nobody would ever pay a damn shit for him!

sKratch
12-02-2004, 05:13 PM
This topic disturbs me.
A) The person who made the topic sounds serious
B) Endy is unfaithful to me

Endymion
12-02-2004, 05:16 PM
B) Endy is unfaithful to me
am not, you're still my lover.

sorry baby, gotta go save the internet!

DUKESTER76
12-02-2004, 05:41 PM
ill be next if anybody is feeling desperate

JoY
12-03-2004, 02:21 AM
oh my fucking goodness.

Vera
12-03-2004, 04:12 AM
B) Endy is unfaithful to me
Of course he is, you never pay him enough attention.

Or suck his dick.

meaning_of_life
12-03-2004, 04:37 AM
see this is the thing that pisses me off about the fucking internet. all sorts of sad people try to find a piece of meat to fuck, and the only ones willing to oblige, are hideously deformed. i kno all you people are kidding in reply, and thats ok, but it just disurbs me. seriously to the dude who started this, go out and find yourself a girl, for your supposed "mate". (we all know its you)

Vera
12-03-2004, 05:18 AM
This is seriously the worst place to look for a shag, but I'm okay with people doing it online even though the "hi i wana b ur friend!"-messages from creepy guys annoy me sometimes.

Dante
12-03-2004, 07:32 AM
$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

Wow I think that was just a little to much then we needed to know.

Dante
12-03-2004, 07:33 AM
$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

Just a little to much info.

Thanks

sKratch
12-03-2004, 07:56 AM
Just a few more posts than I needed about that, THANKS!!!one~1

Vera
12-03-2004, 07:58 AM
I was only being friendly. Prude.
Go find someone your own age!

Tijs
12-03-2004, 08:04 AM
Neat, I got an email back from this dude (topic-starter):

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My email:
I'm 18, I'm a male though, and straight. I'm not looking for a male either. Is that a problem?
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His email:
Nah, I was just lookin for chicks, and I would just pick any random name out of nowhere.
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So shallow...

Vera
12-03-2004, 08:16 AM
He Private Messaged me on this BBS:


That might not work out, but pm me if you change your mind

I sent a note back saying I'm 17 so he should leave me the fuck alone and stop using the BBS as a dating service.

Tijs
12-03-2004, 08:18 AM
That guy is really taking it serious... fair enough, but he think's we're taking it serious too. Sad sad sad...

JoY
12-03-2004, 08:42 AM
PM:
:o Subject: Maybe
Are you single?


what on fucking earth gave this fruitloop the idea I'm remotely interested?
Sanni... *suspicious look* have you been matchmaking again??

Tizzalicious
12-03-2004, 08:49 AM
Neat, I got an email back from this dude (topic-starter):

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My email:
I'm 18, I'm a male though, and straight. I'm not looking for a male either. Is that a problem?
------

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His email:
Nah, I was just lookin for chicks, and I would just pick any random name out of nowhere.
------

So shallow...

what happened to openmindedness?

Vera
12-03-2004, 08:54 AM
Sanni... *suspicious look* have you been matchmaking again??
Dude, I would *never* match ANYONE with a BBS creep. Except maybe for an April Fool's joke but it's DECEMBER.

You shouldn't have told him you were 20. You should've said you were a 50 year old homosexual from Wisconsin.

JoY
12-03-2004, 08:57 AM
well fuck Sanni, everyone here knows I am!
don't rub it in, babe.

huhuhu, like yeah, I'm a twenty year old girl. I'm blonde with boobs. & I live in Amsterdam..
..yeah fucking RITE. *cracks up*

Vera
12-03-2004, 08:58 AM
I probably shouldn't blow your cover by calling you Bob all the time.

Bob.

JoY
12-03-2004, 09:00 AM
stop that. :(

Vera
12-03-2004, 09:03 AM
Oh, you're so cute, Bob.

Did you get the porn I sent you?

JoY
12-03-2004, 09:07 AM
yes, it was quite.. satisfying. *blush*
the dude on dude porn was good, but you I'd like to see in different positions.

Vera
12-03-2004, 09:22 AM
Aww, Bob.

I'll send you more if you like.

the_GoDdEsS
12-03-2004, 10:33 AM
come on! nobody would ever pay a damn shit for him!

They wouldn't pay shit, they'd pay gold. And all kinds of sacrifice. Come on, dance for Ghede!

Anya82
12-03-2004, 10:36 AM
Hola! Queres tequila y crack cocaine, puuuuta?

hmmm solo si practicas tu español mejor, pinche pendejo.

Anya82
12-03-2004, 10:44 AM
Pendejo.....
No sabes ni un carajo de español, verdad cabron? jajajajaja
Esta bien.. me caes bien de todos modos.

Y.. no, gracias... provecho con tu taco. Espero que no te cause indigestion, pinche puñal... chinga tu madre!!!!

Anya82
12-03-2004, 10:56 AM
hahahahaha!

this guy is funny.....

Anya82
12-03-2004, 03:23 PM
well, that's better now... you're starting to get it better :)

Anya82
12-03-2004, 03:48 PM
señorita, con letra Ñ, por favor.

DUKESTER76
12-03-2004, 09:48 PM
how do you do that N with the little squiggly line ~????

SpongeBob
12-04-2004, 12:43 AM
This topic disturbs me.
B) Endy is unfaithful to me

skratch–i'll still be your rebound bitch.

Vera
12-04-2004, 02:32 AM
how do you do that N with the little squiggly line ~????
Ñipa española.

Anya82
12-05-2004, 07:04 PM
ñ = Alt+164
Ñ = Alt+165

It's a common letter in spanish language... it's called "eñe" i don't know how to describe the sound

Anya82
12-06-2004, 08:42 AM
that's pretty damn close to it...

DUKESTER76
12-06-2004, 01:02 PM
It's like a regular n, but with the added squeak of the drive-thru microphone at McDonalds.
now thats funny, i know how it sounds like though


ñ = Alt+164
Ñ = Alt+165

It's a common letter in spanish language... it's called "eñe" i don't know how to describe the sound
thanks for that, now i will know how to spell a few things in spanish with that. ñ. yay it worked

Anya82
12-06-2004, 01:10 PM
glad 2 help ya

slayer/metallicafan661
12-06-2004, 01:28 PM
wat r u talking about? dukester is a asshole

DUKESTER76
12-06-2004, 01:35 PM
Get A Fucking Life!!!!!!!!!!

Anya82
12-07-2004, 09:01 AM
Next time, come to visit me, so we can share some beers
hahahaha

slayer/metallicafan661
12-07-2004, 07:10 PM
well dukester just admit that ur jerk.

DUKESTER76
12-07-2004, 07:19 PM
hey TripBoy, did you drink the water there??

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2004, 10:20 AM
Can you hook up anything stronger?

No, she does not have what *I have*. *grins evilly*

Anya82
12-08-2004, 10:54 AM
ooh.. yeah, sure.. that makes me soooo sad....
there's nothing i want more than be just like "the goddess"

bite me

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2004, 10:57 AM
ooh.. yeah, sure.. that makes me soooo sad....
there's nothing i want more than be just like "the goddess"

bite me

They all want to be me.

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:16 PM
Sluts.
Stop posting.


you have a equal chance too if you want to be in a relationship....haha

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:17 PM
They all want to be me.


right people want to be you that is just nasty....and your face too

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:18 PM
You're going to wish you hadn't bitched at the all mighty, Goddess.

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:21 PM
You're going to wish you hadn't bitched at the all mighty, Goddess.


I dont care the goddess can kiss my royal ass!! oh, yeah my mothers hairy ass is prettier than the goddess!! what what

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:23 PM
Yeah your age is starting to make sense.

punkangel
12-08-2004, 05:26 PM
Yeah your age is starting to make sense.



...........but I act and look 15 that is why my bf is with me today.................

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-08-2004, 05:29 PM
...........but I act and look 15.................

Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:30 PM
Ooh so now you feel all confident that you have a 15-year-old boyfriend? Sorry to break to you but you act nothing like one, 13 fits you.

nitropenguin!
12-08-2004, 05:31 PM
Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.
She, Nightbringer, she. lol

the_GoDdEsS
12-08-2004, 09:52 PM
I dont care the goddess can kiss my royal ass!! oh, yeah my mothers hairy ass is prettier than the goddess!! what what

You're being nasty.

You insulted your own mother and that's a pretty low thing to do.
Plus, show us your picture if you're gonna bitch at other people for being "ugly". Oh and I did not see how relevant the the reference to your boyfriend was at all. It sounded so desperate.
But yeah, you're oh so punk, dudette! You're just a plethora of incessant idiot talk.

Hey, and how are your friends?

sKratch
12-08-2004, 10:08 PM
punkangel has been putting up a great argument for being the second person to go on my ignore list

meaning_of_life
12-08-2004, 11:18 PM
dont worry bout punk angel. your very pretty. any bet she is hideous.

meaning_of_life
12-09-2004, 01:57 AM
watever man...

meaning_of_life
12-09-2004, 03:39 AM
watever man...

meaning_of_life
12-09-2004, 04:14 AM
watever man...
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TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 04:32 AM
She, Nightbringer, she. lol

She, then. Sorry, I automatically assume people are males unless it's obvious they're not.

JoY
12-09-2004, 06:44 AM
punkangel has been putting up a great argument for being the second person to go on my ignore list
third for me.

sKratch
12-09-2004, 06:46 AM
You always have to be better, don't you? I really don't know why I put up with you, joy.

JoY
12-09-2004, 08:33 AM
yeah, I know. I'm difficult to be around. too bad that at a message board you simply don't have a choice, really. :p

Vera
12-09-2004, 11:28 AM
You always have to be better, don't you? I really don't know why I put up with you, joy.
I still don't know how she does it.

sKratch
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
It's all in the special sauce.

punkangel
12-09-2004, 05:12 PM
Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.



girl girl she she god the name is punkangel!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 05:17 PM
girl girl she she god the name is punkangel!!

I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to nitropenguin. But, turns out she's a girl anyway. But it's less obvious with her. I know you're a girl.

punkangel
12-09-2004, 05:20 PM
I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to nitropenguin. But, turns out she's a girl anyway. But it's less obvious with her. I know you're a girl.


kewl that is fine...but you quoted my thing...

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 05:21 PM
kewl that is fine...but you quoted my thing...

Nitropenguin said that your age is becoming more clear. You said you're 15. I responded, saying yes, you're 15, that's precisely what she (nitropenguin) means, that you act like a 15 year old.

punkangel
12-09-2004, 05:26 PM
Nitropenguin said that your age is becoming more clear. You said you're 15. I responded, saying yes, you're 15, that's precisely what she (nitropenguin) means, that you act like a 15 year old.


I act 15 doesnt mean I'm 15.... think about it...how old are you??

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 05:27 PM
Does it really matter?

punkangel
12-09-2004, 05:31 PM
Does it really matter?


not really....

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2004, 05:32 PM
Then why ask?

punkangel
12-09-2004, 05:41 PM
Then why ask?


how do I know I'm always curious...