View Full Version : My Experiment with Sims 2

12-02-2005, 11:14 AM
Read more here! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wheelchairman/51250.html)

I'm hilarious. And I was doing this stuff long before somethingawful, I just never bothered to write it down.

12-02-2005, 11:17 AM

12-02-2005, 11:20 AM

weird, but cool. nice references too.

defy me
12-02-2005, 11:20 AM
Hahaha sounds like fun

12-02-2005, 11:24 AM
That made me laugh around 4 or 5 times and I actually paid interest into The Sims for once, good stuff.

12-02-2005, 11:25 AM
I feel sorry for Sarah :( The poor guy.

<3 for this though: "The rejection stung like the blade of a razor on the wrist of a female offspring fan."

And I like the guy in the garden with the gnomes too. I think I'm gonna get myself one of those.

12-02-2005, 11:34 AM
the last part (where Sarah plays the piano) reminded me of the movie Saw

12-02-2005, 11:49 AM
I've never seen saw. those unoriginal bastards :(:(

12-02-2005, 12:05 PM
it reminds me of Saw as in:

the voyeur psycho (you) locks the teen rawk and draws a scenario for him:

You've been listening to Avril Lavigne to escape from your pathetic reality. Now the perfect sound of Sarah playing the piano will show you the only way for freedom before you starve to death delusioning of gnomes who are waiting to eat your flesh as you become too weak to fight.

Can you find freedom throught music, teen rawk?

12-02-2005, 12:14 PM
I would make a whole family, and put them all in the smallest possible island and delete their exit, and then make them cook until they set a fire.
I only have the first one...
Also, in the first one, did you know that Hobos can only die of starvation? They will walk through fire and stand on water. It's kinda funny...

12-02-2005, 01:13 PM
If there is enough popular support for it, I'll record myself reading the sections out loud.

12-02-2005, 01:22 PM
That was fucking awesome. I burst into a fit of laughter as soon as I saw the boy surrounded by the gnomes of despair. Make more, plz.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-02-2005, 01:24 PM
Yeah, make more.

12-02-2005, 04:38 PM
Hahahaha! I love the Sims. And I can't wait to get the Sims 2. I always used to trap visitors in walls and just leave them there. But that was hilarious.

12-02-2005, 04:41 PM
I didn't find that extremely hilarious, except for the Gnome Trap.

12-02-2005, 09:04 PM
I liked the part where the guy is stuck with the gnomes.