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Sin Studly
12-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Now I feel terrible for ripping on people like TPKYL and UnityMinerRulez. This really sucks. :( :( :(

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 03:47 PM
Now I feel terrible for ripping on people like TPKYL and UnityMinerRulez. This really sucks. :( :( :(HA no-uncle.

wheelchairman
12-02-2005, 03:47 PM
Well that totally sucks man. My uncle and I will totally share a toast to your dead uncle, for you. My uncle and I are really sorry to hear this. What's it like losing an uncle? My uncle and I have never experienced this.

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Want a hug? :(

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-02-2005, 04:00 PM
If you're serious, sorry.

Endymion
12-02-2005, 04:01 PM
Want a hug? :(
i think he'd like an uncle. as would we all.

JohnnyNemesis
12-02-2005, 04:14 PM
i think he'd like an uncle. as would we all.

Holy shit that was priceless

Sin Studly
12-02-2005, 04:15 PM
I want my uncle back! :(

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 04:23 PM
I want my uncle back! :(
Let's sing a song and have a toast in his memory.


Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip:Suck my balls

bd007h
12-02-2005, 04:30 PM
It must suck to be pwn3d by life.

Sinister
12-02-2005, 04:32 PM
Now I feel terrible for ripping on people like TPKYL and UnityMinerRulez. This really sucks. :( :( :(

hope you won't mind me doing this then.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously though, losing someone in the family really sucks. my cousin died 2 years ago, so I know what I'm talking about.

edit :
i think he'd like an uncle. as would we all.

i don't get the joke there... :confused:

Sunny
12-02-2005, 04:34 PM
i think he'd like an uncle. as would we all.

oh my god, endy, take me now.

the_GoDdEsS
12-02-2005, 04:49 PM
i don't get the joke there... :confused:

Whaaaat? *laughs*

Endy's line was pure brilliance.

Sinister
12-02-2005, 04:51 PM
Whaaaat? *laughs*

Endy's line was pure brilliance.

most likely, but I still don't get it... if only I spoke english better.... dammit.

ninthlayer
12-02-2005, 04:52 PM
Seriously though, losing someone in the family really sucks. my cousin died 2 years ago, so I know what I'm talking about.
Your cousin died, har har har.

My uncle doesn't have a leg, but he's still alive.
Oh, and I have eight uncles in total.
Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle Uncle.
That many.
'kbye.

The Talking Pie
12-02-2005, 04:53 PM
I nearly woke people up with my laughter when I read what Endy said. But I wanted to wait for other people to comment on it first, because you know, I'm an insecure pussy like that.

offspring fan
12-02-2005, 04:58 PM
I want my uncle back! :(
:( well now i feel bad for you. and i dont like you :(

Obie2trice
12-02-2005, 04:59 PM
If it`s true, RIP

Sinister
12-02-2005, 05:02 PM
If it`s true, RIP

yeah... maybe Justin made it up, and he's laughing his ass off looking at the sympathy right now

ninthlayer
12-02-2005, 05:03 PM
Regardless of if it's true or not, your cousin is dead.

Obie2trice
12-02-2005, 05:03 PM
yeah... maybe Justin made it up, and he's laughing his ass off looking at the sympathy right now

yeah that`s what I thought, but you never know,

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 05:10 PM
No-uncle laughing, yes most probably.

Sinister
12-02-2005, 05:27 PM
Regardless of if it's true or not, your cousin is dead.

and the time it's been since he died is more than enough for me to completely recover.

dain84
12-02-2005, 05:52 PM
Now I feel terrible for ripping on people like TPKYL and UnityMinerRulez. This really sucks. :( :( :(
Hey No-uncle.

0r4ng3
12-02-2005, 05:53 PM
Hey No-uncle.
Hey, creative thinker.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 05:58 PM
Hey No-uncle.
Oi cunt, stop stealing my names, meh what the hell EVERYBODY feel free to call him it.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 06:02 PM
Hey NO-UNCLE, I'm off round my uncles tomorrow to see my cousins.

0r4ng3
12-02-2005, 06:08 PM
Hey NO-UNCLE, I'm off round my uncles tomorrow to see my cousins.
Replicate off, tryhard.

T-6005
12-02-2005, 06:11 PM
Replicate off, tryhard.
Are you kidding? This pillar of subtlety and wit?

ninthlayer
12-02-2005, 06:12 PM
I appreciate 0r4ng3.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 06:15 PM
WHAT!!?!?! I really am going to my Uncles tomorrow to see my cousin, just thought I would rub it in.

Offspring7
12-02-2005, 06:17 PM
Why rub it in? He's probably not telling the truth. You're making yourself look like an idiot.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-02-2005, 06:23 PM
Why rub it in? He's probably not telling the truth. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
Pfffffft even my normal post do that, this is just making the process faster.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-02-2005, 09:56 PM
Hmm,all the best wishes to you and the family man. Im really sorry for your loss bro.

HornyPope
12-02-2005, 09:57 PM
I thought Per's was pretty funny.

I'll join in the condolences for Justin because I know it's a true tragic event in his life. He won't make up this story like TPKYL and Unitiz would. Amen.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-02-2005, 10:02 PM
I thought Per's was pretty funny.

I'll join in the condolences for Justin because I know it's a true tragic event in his life. He won't make up this story like TPKYL and Unitiz would. Amen.



Dude,are you trying to say I made up the death of my own fucking dad!? Im still depressed right now because of his loss. Why the hell would I make up my dad being killed? He ruled man.

endlesst0m
12-02-2005, 10:10 PM
Now I feel terrible for ripping on people like TPKYL and UnityMinerRulez. This really sucks. :( :( :(

its not true. just think about Sin's personality...ask yourself,would the Sin Studly you know really do this and expect to get a comforting reaction from any of you?

haha he's just messing with you.

calichix
12-02-2005, 10:32 PM
oh my god, Sin Studly I'm seriously so sorry. if the'res nething I can do TELL ME. :( :( :(

Endymion
12-02-2005, 10:46 PM
you could share one of your uncles.

neocon58
12-02-2005, 11:18 PM
you could share one of your uncles.

Are you referring to one of those 'special' uncles?

Endymion
12-02-2005, 11:21 PM
Are you referring to one of those 'special' uncles?
no. but i was going to cap it off with "selfish bitch" but i figured it wouldn't come off as sarcastic and flamboyant.

JohnnyNemesis
12-03-2005, 01:49 AM
Meh, even if this WAS genuine on Sin Studly's part, the reaction would likely be the same.

Sin Studly
12-03-2005, 02:48 AM
Hmm,all the best wishes to you and the family man. Im really sorry for your loss bro.

Hahahahhahaa, your father's fucking dead, No-Dad!

HornyPope
12-03-2005, 03:19 AM
Dude,are you trying to say I made up the death of my own fucking dad!? Im still depressed right now because of his loss. Why the hell would I make up my dad being killed? He ruled man.

Yup. It's all lies. Your father wasn't killed.

That Punk Kid You Love
12-03-2005, 03:29 AM
Hahahahhahaa, your father's fucking dead, No-Dad!



Hey,your uncle just died and I have a mighty large array of dead uncle jokes.

ruf
12-03-2005, 03:45 AM
I want my uncle back! :(
have you tried ebay?

Sin Studly
12-03-2005, 06:20 AM
Hey,your uncle just died and I have a mighty large array of dead uncle jokes.

My uncle isn't dead, dumbfuck. I lied about it, like you lied about your dad.

JohnnyNemesis
12-03-2005, 12:10 PM
have you tried ebay?

Holy shit, that was funny.

I'm surprised to see such humor coming from the Greek.

Sin Studly
12-03-2005, 12:36 PM
EROS needs to die.

China Boy
12-03-2005, 04:09 PM
My uncle is dead. Luckily, I have a spare uncle.

ninthlayer
12-03-2005, 04:47 PM
You're still a gook.

China Boy
12-03-2005, 04:50 PM
You're still a gook.
How many spare-uncles would I need to not be a gook?