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lost_nvrfound
12-03-2005, 11:26 PM
seeing as this needs to be done right...

nominate who you think the best pwner on the boards is... please try not to repeat... justin is a given

JohnnyNemesis
ninth
dive
ozy
TTIG
Vera
The_Goddess
sim
sanni
or4ang3 (happy?)
jag

bd007h
12-03-2005, 11:28 PM
JohnnyNemesis

neocon58
12-03-2005, 11:28 PM
Do we really need another thread like this

Endymion
12-03-2005, 11:38 PM
ninth, dive, ozy.

Drummerguy123
12-03-2005, 11:39 PM
ninth, dive, ozy.

dive? Sorry. I must be really tired becasue I'm drawing a blank here.

bd007h
12-03-2005, 11:41 PM
you're not the only one

Drummerguy123
12-03-2005, 11:43 PM
you're not the only one

Oh. good. Now I don't feel so stupid.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-03-2005, 11:46 PM
Add TTIG, Vera, and The_Goddess.

lost_nvrfound, where in North Carolina do you live?

lost_nvrfound
12-03-2005, 11:59 PM
greensboro

EDIT: Is TUNB still a big pwner? I haven't been coming into general chat much lately.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 12:15 AM
Hahaha. I think your city spends about half its money on looking good to the commuters on I-40. All those nice hotels, restaurants, and lit-up buildings, you know. If someone who didn't know any better was driving by, they might think Greensboro gets a lot of tourism. But once you actually get into the city it's not like that at all.

bd007h
12-04-2005, 12:15 AM
one of my cousins used to live in Raleigh

T-6005
12-04-2005, 12:35 AM
For quality pwns, Nina.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 12:54 AM
TPKYL's dad.

He pwnt his son pretty hard by dying.

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 01:12 AM
From that list? Ozy.

I used to be quite good, but I've fallen off lately. I've hit a slump I suppose.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 01:15 AM
From that list? Ozy.I generally agree.

Ozymandias.

Betty
12-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Lots of good ones so far!

Recently, I'm gonna nominate JaG... she's been rockin'.

HornyPope
12-04-2005, 01:43 AM
Remember the days when the distant whispers of my name alone could make one shiver and sweat in horror? Has it been so long.

Lolz im so nice and cuddly now. How are you, friends?

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 01:45 AM
Heh, Vlad used to be worse than me. Once he impaled 4,000 posters and dipped his bread in their blood whilst they slowly died in agony.

Izie
12-04-2005, 01:57 AM
I like the way Sanni pwns people. Hence, Sanni.

ninthlayer
12-04-2005, 04:15 AM
I remember when break was the poster to fear.

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:22 AM
HP & Break are teh old skool, yeah.

Ninth & Ricky are the cream of the crop nowadays, though. I don't know if I'd call what Justin does "pwning". It's what he's always done, in a way.

Sim doesn't pwn people enough, but she's great, yeah.

I haven't seen Dive in ages. But he was good.

I've only seen a few pwns by JaG but she's good, too. Never seen Nina pwn anyone.

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:23 AM
There was also something slyly self-pwning about my post above. Dammit.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:38 AM
I don't know if I'd call what Justin does "pwning". It's what he's always done, in a way.

Agreed. I'm just being me.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 05:00 AM
I'm pretty much gonna agree with whatever everyone else said. I also have my moments.

I think the best pwns are the unexpected ones, the ones that come from the people you'd never expect.

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:07 AM
that would be noodlesfan, he is the best pwn3r on the board, i think that you should give noodlesfan your passwords so he may give the illusion of a good pwn3r to your person.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:08 AM
0r4ng3 has done some awesome pwns in the best. Rick does the most, so I'd say him, but 0r4ng3's have had me in stitches too.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 07:12 AM
that would be noodlesfan, he is the best pwn3r on the board, i think that you should give noodlesfan your passwords so he may give the illusion of a good pwn3r to your person.
Self-pwnage doesn't count.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:14 AM
Self-pwnage doesn't count.

PWNZD!

See?

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:18 AM
Roffles at Or4ng3. Now that I'm not brand new anymore I'm going to try to do some, but of course I have basically nothing to my credit as of now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:19 AM
Trying is baaad. Let it come naturally. =p

pretty fly 88
12-04-2005, 07:20 AM
This may be the dumb question, but what exactly is pwning?

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:26 AM
This may be the dumb question, but what exactly is pwning?

What you just did to yourself.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:27 AM
Trying is baaad. Let it come naturally. =p

I more meant at the beginning I was too nervous to get on the bad side of the wrong people

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:28 AM
That's alright, most posters don't count as people.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:29 AM
That's alright, most posters don't count as people.

I've come to find that out.

pretty fly 88
12-04-2005, 07:30 AM
What you just did to yourself.
What is that supposed to mean?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:31 AM
What is that supposed to mean?

She means you just pwnd yourself.

Tizzalicious
12-04-2005, 07:31 AM
She means you just pwnd yourself.

It's a he!

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 07:32 AM
Pain Incorporated, obviously.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:32 AM
She means you just pwnd yourself.

I thought we already established I had a penis.

pretty fly 88
12-04-2005, 07:32 AM
so pwning is basically the same thing is badmouthing?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:32 AM
I thought we already established I had a penis.

I have so many penises to keep track of, I can't be expected to keep on top of all of them.

EDIT: Shit, I just realised the extreme ambiguity of that post.

Tizzalicious
12-04-2005, 07:33 AM
I have so many penises to keep track of, I can't be expected to keep on top of all of them.

EDIT: Shit, I just realised the extreme ambiguity of that post.

Lolz. On top of them all.

Edit: wow, I quoted at the exact same time you edited, when I hit quote your edit wasn't there yet.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:33 AM
Well mine > than most, so you better remember.

lolz at second sentence too.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:34 AM
I play golf with my penis of steel.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:35 AM
I play hockey.

pretty fly 88
12-04-2005, 07:35 AM
i hate to break it to you all, but it doesn't sound like being the best pwner on the boards is a very good honor. I don't know, or care, who it is.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:35 AM
Golf > Hockey

I also demolish houses with it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:36 AM
i hate to break it to you all, but it doesn't sound like being the best pwner on the boards is a very good honor. I don't know, or care, who it is.

That's cos you obviously suck at it. Go away.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:37 AM
Golf > Hockey



You wear plaid in golf.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:38 AM
You wear plaid in golf.

My point exactly. Plaid pwnz.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:39 AM
My point exactly. Plaid pwnz.

Plaid = teh gayz. Unless it's on flanel bed sheets. Flanel, yum.

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:39 AM
I thought we already established I had a penis.
You had a penis?



PWNED.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:39 AM
You had a penis?



PWNED.

I'm letting one of my less blessed friends borrow it at the moment.

Tizzalicious
12-04-2005, 07:40 AM
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I vote for Vera, she pwns the funny way.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:41 AM
Heh. What on earth would you do with a borrowed penis? Just slap it about, I guess.

Swish swish, shlock shlock.

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:42 AM
I'm letting one of my less blessed friends borrow it at the moment.
Wise move, man, what if they return it dirty or in pieces? I guess it's one of those situations where "Sorry, dude" just doesn't cut it.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:42 AM
Heh. What on earth would you do with a borrowed penis? Just slap it about, I guess.

Swish swish, shlock shlock.

It's one of those don't ask don't tell situations.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:43 AM
Wise move, man, what if they return it dirty or in pieces? I guess it's one of those situations where "Sorry, dude" just doesn't cut it.

Oh, they know if they do that I'll crush their testicles with a nutcracker.

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:44 AM
It's probably something you better not advertise a lot. Girls in general don't like to hear their boyfriend's cock has a queue list. $5 per day?

Edit: I'll private message you my address. Do you only do free shipping within the US?

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:46 AM
It's probably something you better not advertise a lot. Girls in general don't like to hear their boyfriend's cock has a queue list. $5 per day?

Blackmarket style all the way.

$5 a day? I'm not a cheap penis whore. I charge $6.50 minimum.

50cents a pound x number of miles divided by 1000 for shipping, so it can get rather expensive.

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:49 AM
Can I get a picture of the product?

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:51 AM
Can I get a picture of the recipient and what it will be used for?

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:57 AM
I'll send it to you only after you have shipped the thing you use for masturbation.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 07:58 AM
I'll send it to you only after you have shipped the thing you use for masturbation.

I'm not shipping my hand, also.

Vera
12-04-2005, 08:02 AM
I'm not even trying to sound witty here, but how do you masturbate without a cock?

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 10:30 AM
Someone needs to ban noodlesfan already. And quick.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 10:54 AM
Actually, I would vote for Vera, but I just remembered that time she got really drunk and tried to pwn me... and failed so horribly that I actually had to back her up, against myself.

It was a sad and humiliating day for Vera, but I'll always offer my shoulder for her to cry on.

T-6005
12-04-2005, 10:57 AM
I've actually changed my mind. To Vera. And apparently I missed what Justin's talking about.

lost_nvrfound
12-06-2005, 07:06 PM
Hahaha. I think your city spends about half its money on looking good to the commuters on I-40. All those nice hotels, restaurants, and lit-up buildings, you know. If someone who didn't know any better was driving by, they might think Greensboro gets a lot of tourism. But once you actually get into the city it's not like that at all.
yeah... i agree... if i ever ran into a tourist on the streets of downtown greensboro, i'd probably fall over dead from shock... the last time i was in the downtown area, me and my buds got stopped by two complete freaks... one of which reminded me of herbert the pedofile from family guy... he goes " i like them pants... did you make them yourself? or did you buy them that way?... have ya'll been into my shop yet? you should check it out... its kinda neat..." ... *shudders*

...

ughhh!... i'm still creeped out by it all... *rocking back and forth* less than 2 more years in greensboro... less than two...

lost_nvrfound
12-06-2005, 07:08 PM
Heh. What on earth would you do with a borrowed penis? Just slap it about, I guess.

Swish swish, shlock shlock.
ow! my eye!

yay
12-06-2005, 07:27 PM
I'm the most underrated one, mainly because whenever I PWN wankers they change the subject. You know what I'm saying Lodat?

0r4ng3
12-06-2005, 07:32 PM
Did I not already say that self-pwnage does not count?

All About Eve
12-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Did I not already say that self-pwnage does not count?

Points for Or4ng3. Yay's gotten to the point where just posting is self pwnage.

Jebus
12-06-2005, 08:16 PM
AAE, I'm still sadden about your whole penis situation. I thought we he a future together. :(

ruroken
12-06-2005, 08:19 PM
Didn't I do this once? Only...really badly?

T-6005
12-06-2005, 09:06 PM
I'm the most underrated one, mainly because whenever I PWN wankers they change the subject. You know what I'm saying Lodat?
Are we talking about the same forums here?

Vera
12-06-2005, 11:36 PM
Actually, I would vote for Vera, but I just remembered that time she got really drunk and tried to pwn me... and failed so horribly that I actually had to back her up, against myself.

It was a sad and humiliating day for Vera, but I'll always offer my shoulder for her to cry on.
ONE TIME, dammit. ONE TIME.

Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 12:17 AM
*hugs Vera*

Because it was only one time, I still love you. We've all gotten drunk and posted shit we've regretted. Let's just pretend it never even happened, yeah?

Now.... how's that offer of the shoulder-to-cry-on sound?

JohnnyNemesis
12-07-2005, 09:20 AM
You two better be sexing within five minutes.

Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 10:11 AM
This is a purely emotional moment between us, beaner. Y'know, emotions? Those 'feeling' things that mudskins don't have?

Vera
12-07-2005, 10:18 AM
Ricky's Latin, he can't help thinking about sex because he's too damn good at it. As they say in his people's language, Carpe diem!

Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 10:25 AM
It's not that Latinos are good at sex, it's just that their women are burrafucking sluts with uniformly good birthing hips, and they're all too catholic to use contraception. Damn breeders.

Anyways, hurry up and get the tears out. I want to know you're over it, so I can go bump that thread you made.

Vera
12-07-2005, 10:30 AM
Hmm, where did I put that divorce attorney's number...

Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 10:32 AM
Ashley and Kim will probably post theirs within six months, so relax.

StayInTheHouseCarl
12-07-2005, 10:41 AM
I'm letting one of my less blessed friends borrow it at the moment.
just remember, if you ever lose your detachable penis...be sure to check the medicine cabinet.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-07-2005, 11:12 AM
It's not that Latinos are good at sex, it's just that their women are burrafucking sluts with uniformly good birthing hips, and they're all too catholic to use contraception. Damn breeders.

I <3 Latina women. Mainly because I'm disturbingly turned on by the sounds they make during sex scenes in movies. They always make exagerrated sexual moans and scream out a bunch of shit in hot accents that makes them sound like helpless, weak, submissive women. Hot hot hot.

Seriously though, there are a lot of hot Latina women.

GBH2
12-07-2005, 01:52 PM
What you just did to yourself.
OHHH pwn3d

lost_nvrfound
12-11-2005, 03:05 PM
Didn't I do this once? Only...really badly?
the story of your life