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Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 01:10 AM
- Taste in music
- A father
- A brother
- A healthy liver
- Sex appeal
- Intelligence
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits
- Pure, non-slavic blood
- Honesty
- A foreskin
- A house in the harsh ghetto
- A reason not to hang themself

Betty
12-04-2005, 01:29 AM
Oooohh... best game ever!

I'm not doing any research though...

- Taste in music: TPKYL
- A father: TPKYL
- A brother: Forget!
- A healthy liver: ?
- Sex appeal: bd007h, HAU
- Intelligence: TOM
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: Maria!
- Pure, non-slavic blood: Simona!
- Honesty: TPKYL
- A foreskin: sKratch?
- A house in the harsh ghetto: Certainly NOT punkangel
- A reason not to hang themself

HornyPope
12-04-2005, 01:37 AM
HAh that's pretty creative.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 01:48 AM
This is fun.

-Taste in music: TPKYL, bd007h, anyone with "Offspring," in their username.
- A father: TPKYL
- A brother: UnityMinersrulz
- A healthy liver: The_Goddess, Noodles (lolz)
- Sex appeal: Lodat, HeadaroundU, Linda
- Intelligence: You seriously expect me to name all of them?
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: Maria
- Pure, non-slavic blood: Jenny, HeadaroundU
- Honesty: TPKYL
- A foreskin: Me. But I'll assume, for the purpose of my own content, that you didn't know that, and assume you meant one of many, many others.
- A house in the harsh ghetto: I was going to say punkangel, but then I remembered this was things they DON'T have. Of course she lives in the ghetto. DRUGS!!1
- A reason not to hang themself: Ashley and SMASHley, ruf, wishomie, TPKYL, DexterisMYman, others that are too insignificant for me to remember.

Izie
12-04-2005, 01:49 AM
Hahaha, let's try!

- Taste in music: too many
- A father: TPKYL
- A brother: uhm no idea
- A healthy liver: Sim!
- Sex appeal: HAU
- Intelligence: too many. WAY too many.
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: Maria
- Pure, non-slavic blood: Me, Sim, Mags...
- Honesty: Haha, a LOT of them again
- A foreskin: JEWS
- A house in the harsh ghetto: lolz PUNKANGEL for sure!
- A reason not to hang themself: wait, yeah, screwed up. ash and kim?

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 01:52 AM
XYlophonetreeZ did well.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:37 AM
- Taste in music: Most of the people in General Offspring Discussion
- A father: TPKYL loves to lie about it
- A brother: UnityMinersrulz. Lolz, pwned by teh Katrina.
- A healthy liver: Sim Stupidly & Sin Stupidly, some of the 1337
- Sex appeal: HAU, bdh007, notdoc
- Intelligence: Most of the board does not have it, the rest might grow some brains when they grow up
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: froggylegs
- Pure, non-slavic blood: The Four Slavic Mistresses (Iz, Mags, Kate and I)
- Honesty: TPKYL wins in this department and half of the people in the Photo Album thread who compliment people
- A foreskin: Jews, duh. And Jenny's family.
- A house in the harsh ghetto: punkangel
- A reason not to hang themself: Ashkimmers, EROS, wishomie

Izie
12-04-2005, 03:49 AM
- Pure, non-slavic blood: The Four Slavic Mistresses (Iz, Mags, Kate and I)

Off topic, but what I like best is that we're all from different Slavic countries.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 03:54 AM
It'd be like multicultural slav pwnage.

Izie
12-04-2005, 03:56 AM
I'm in for some multicultural Slav pwnage *grin*

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:57 AM
Hell yes, you got two Western Slavs, one Southern Slav and one Eastern Slav. You got fucking all of them. Hardcore pwnage.

Izie
12-04-2005, 04:01 AM
You're a dirty westerner!

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:07 AM
Our friends from the North!

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:09 AM
What if I politely decline to be pwnt?

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 04:11 AM
Not accepted. And you begging for mercy will be the sweetest music in our ears.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:12 AM
Pfft, Ivana, Mags and Kate will respect my right to say 'no'.

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:13 AM
Who's Kate?

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:14 AM
The dirty Rooski.

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:15 AM
Is she on the BBS?

Izie
12-04-2005, 04:17 AM
It's DM.

And we don't respect dirty westerners.

Vera
12-04-2005, 04:17 AM
Me > Justin, in that case.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 04:18 AM
It's DM.

And we don't respect dirty westerners.

Exactly. Pffft, proud white man? Proud white man will lose his pride soon.

Izie
12-04-2005, 04:18 AM
Exactly. Pffft, proud white man? Proud white man will lose his pride soon.

...along with other things *coughanalvirginitycoug*

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:36 AM
..... no means no. And I said no. So that means no. Sorry, but no.

Izie
12-04-2005, 04:40 AM
No is not an option.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 04:41 AM
Pfffft, like he has any say in this.

The_Hombre
12-04-2005, 05:01 AM
Pffft, yes he does. Because it's the - pffft - Internet.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 05:11 AM
We're all talking about the future, Ste. Fix your tampon, looks like it's getting uncomfortable.

Rocky-girl
12-04-2005, 07:11 AM
Who's Kate?

The dirty Rooski.
Why have you decided that I'm Kate. You aren't right. I have more difficult name Tanya
;)

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 07:13 AM
Kate is DirtyMagical, there are more Rooskis on the board than just you. I wouldn't want to be pwnt by you anyway, I don't even know whether you're attractive or not.

Rocky-girl
12-04-2005, 07:17 AM
Excuse me. Now I feel like a real loser... :confused:

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 07:20 AM
Awwwww, don't. If you're good-looking enough the other mistresses might vote to include you. But I doubt it. Wait till they reject you, then you can feel like a real loser.

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:26 AM
i have foreskin!!!! does that make me special?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:29 AM
i have foreskin!!!! does that make me special?

Why the hell would it?

Rocky-girl
12-04-2005, 07:29 AM
Thank you dear Sin. You made me calm :rolleyes:

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:36 AM
Why the hell would it?
that's three strikes, you had better lock your god damned door because i'm getting all my friends and a gang bangin' monkey to come to your house, yeah, that's right, my monkey can shoot a Thomson, whatcha gonna do aboot it?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:36 AM
that's three strikes, you had better lock your god damned door because i'm getting all my friends and a gang bangin' monkey to come to your house, yeah, that's right, my monkey can shoot a Thomson, whatcha gonna do aboot it?

Not be a retee, which is obviously more than you managed.

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:38 AM
Not be a retee, which is obviously more than you managed.
I'm sorry, can i please have a cookie :o

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:39 AM
Go away and stop addressing me directly.

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:39 AM
Go away and stop addressing me directly.
I was talking to Sin.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 07:40 AM
Wait, what the fuck just happened here?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 07:40 AM
I was talking to Sin.

Even though you QUOTED me?!

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 07:51 AM
Too much retardation :(

Somebody do the stupid matching the BBS users thing - a mindless forum game seems superior to this shitty conversation, which is depressing.

noodlesfan
12-04-2005, 07:55 AM
Sin, I'm going to hide behind your huge cock until the heat dies down, hope you don't mind.

Vera
12-04-2005, 07:56 AM
- Taste in music: Anyone who asks, "Who're The Clash?"
- A father: I'm taking a chance here but ..No-dad?
- A brother: No-brother?
- A healthy liver: No-healthy-liver?
- Sex appeal: TOO MANY
- Intelligence: TOO MANY
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: Mariiiiaaa
- Pure, non-slavic blood: Jenny Jewinska
- Honesty: pass
- A foreskin: pass
- A house in the harsh ghetto: JohnnyNemesis
- A reason not to hang themself: pass

Offspring7
12-04-2005, 07:58 AM
-Taste in music: anyone with "Offspring," in their username.

Not necessarily.

- Taste in music: TPKYL
- A father:TPKYL
- A brother: UnityMinersRulz
- A healthy liver: Anyone who posts in the "If you're drunk, post here" thread
- Sex appeal: A lot.
- Intelligence: TOM, TPKYL, COG, apparently noodlesfan as well; and many, many more.
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits: Maria/Duskygrin
- Pure, non-slavic blood: The Goddess, Izie, Jews.
- Honesty:TPKYL in general, but I'm sure theres many many others who lack honesty.
- A foreskin: The Jewish?
- A house in the harsh ghetto: punkangel
- A reason not to hang themself: This one is mean so I'm not answering it.

Vera
12-04-2005, 08:00 AM
So the fact you drink means you have an unhealthy liver? Er. Not being 100% sober =/= being an alcoholic.

Offspring7
12-04-2005, 08:01 AM
I know, but any alcohol can ruin the liver, right? Nevermind.

HeadAroundU
12-04-2005, 08:21 AM
bdh007, notdoc[/B]

ohohoooo
Dear Simona!
Don't mess me with these hobgoblins!

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BENEHES&key=KDB

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 08:32 AM
I have zero respect for people who put themselves up on that site. It's full of ugliness anyway.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 08:33 AM
ohohoooo
Dear Simona!
Don't mess me with these hobgoblins!

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BENEHES&key=KDB

Not! Not!! NOT!!!

Conspiracy of One
12-04-2005, 08:37 AM
His average rating is 7.5?! What's wrong with this world?

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 08:42 AM
His average rating is 7.5?! What's wrong with this world?

Nothing. That's not a high score at all, considering the fact that all ugly people get relatively high scores there. I think he just wanted to brag with 7.5 but it came across as completely ridiculous because it's on THAT site so there's absolutely nothing, I repeat nothing to brag about. Only insecure people who need an ego stroke post there, only insecure people who are not good looking themselves check that site and feel obliged to masturbate each other with giving each other a higher score, maybe out of pity, maybe because they know they themselves will never get anyone hotter. And generally to make the world seem better. And with that, I hate hotornot.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 08:46 AM
a) Any amount of alcohol doesn't damage the liver. The liver regenerates itself, which is why people with hepatic failure can have somebody donate half their liver to them, and both livers grow back. I drink shitloads, and my liver is more-or-less fine. The only person with an unhealthy liver is the stupid drunken slavic Simona.

b) The vast majority of hot-or-not voters vote inversely ; they think it's funny to vote 10 for the ugliest pieces of shit on the planet, and 0 for the hot chicks.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 09:27 AM
The only person with an unhealthy liver is the stupid drunken slavic Simona.


Because I drink illegal alcohol? :( :( :( Can I have a bit of your Aryan liver, please?

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 09:28 AM
Fuck you, lush.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 09:30 AM
Fuck you with a bottle.

_ߥ_vil_
12-04-2005, 09:30 AM
- Taste in music - Pass
- A father - TPKYL
- A brother - Forgotten
- A healthy liver - Anyone who is a alcoholic
- Sex appeal - HAU
- Intelligence - Most people on here
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits - Maria?
- Pure, non-slavic blood - Sim?
- Honesty - TPKYL
- A foreskin - TPKYL/Ash
- A house in the harsh ghetto - Ash aka TOM
- A reason not to hang themself - Ash!!!

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 10:02 AM
- Taste in music - Pass
- A father - TPKYL
- A brother - Forgotten
- A healthy liver - Anyone who is a alcoholic
- Sex appeal - HAU
- Intelligence - Most people on here
- Moral qualms about showing 12-year olds their tits - Maria?
- Pure, non-slavic blood - Sim?
- Honesty - TPKYL
- A foreskin - TPKYL/Ash
- A house in the harsh ghetto - Ash aka TOM
- A reason not to hang themself - Ash!!!
:eek: Who told you?

_ߥ_vil_
12-04-2005, 01:19 PM
:eek: Who told you?
You...you...DIRTY JEW!!!

Hahaha.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 01:20 PM
You...you...DIRTY JEW!!!

Hahaha.
ME... A JEW... FUCK OFF!!! I have my whole penis and I'm proud.

_ߥ_vil_
12-04-2005, 01:21 PM
ME... A JEW... FUCK OFF!!! I have my whole vagina and I'm proud.


What???

:eek:
;)

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 01:22 PM
What???

:eek:
;)

OMFG!!11!oneone!!1!sixsixten!!1 My secret is out. *cuts wrist*
EDIT: Sorry Sin I ment to say *ashkims wrist*

sKratch
12-04-2005, 02:26 PM
wtf i so totally have foreskin fuck you betty :( :( :(

Trippy
12-04-2005, 03:24 PM
ohohoooo
Dear Simona!
Don't mess me with these hobgoblins!

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BENEHES&key=KDB

I'm highly disappointed at you, Ljubomir.

The_Hombre
12-04-2005, 03:26 PM
I'm highly disappointed at you, Ljubomir.

Aren't you the same person or something gay like that?

HeadAroundU
12-04-2005, 05:45 PM
Nothing. That's not a high score at all, considering the fact that all ugly people get relatively high scores there. I think he just wanted to brag with 7.5 but it came across as completely ridiculous because it's on THAT site so there's absolutely nothing, I repeat nothing to brag about. Only insecure people who need an ego stroke post there, only insecure people who are not good looking themselves check that site and feel obliged to masturbate each other with giving each other a higher score, maybe out of pity, maybe because they know they themselves will never get anyone hotter. And generally to make the world seem better. And with that, I hate hotornot.
Oh,Dear Young lady!
calm down
well...you should know that phrase "I'm sexy & intelligent" is just for fun:)
as well as my hotornot account....
I'm happy with my body,mutant-face....etc

*you are damn sexy when you are angry*
keep it up my slavic teacher!

HeadAroundU
12-04-2005, 05:48 PM
Aren't you the same person or something gay like that?
No.
He is fat American ass < I'm Slovakian nigga!