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XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 02:45 PM
PunkerThanYou
"I generally agree."
"Because, the car."
"Ozymandias."

Ozymandias
"Fucking clownshoes"
"This message is hidden because X is on your ignore list."
"The correct answer is..."

Sin Studly
"Stop posting."
"Stop making threads."
"Does your garage have rafters?"
"Your father's dead."
"What's your opinion on abortions?"
"Consider suicide."
"Ticho, mutant-tvar."
"Ashkim"

EROS
"Whatta homos!"
"Big an sensitive clitoris"
"Rules are like vaginas, they're meant to be broken"
"Latinos speak Latin"

This Thread is Gay.
"This thread is gay."

Chris Sneed
"Oh shit, let me file that in the archives of blah blah blah fucking blah!"

MOTA BOY
"NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS! :mad: :mad: :mad: "
"Eeeeeeeem..."

You
"Piss."

HornyPope
"My penis is the size of a cigar."
"Piemel in de kont"

JohnnyNemesis
"Stop crying."
"Fucking die."
"Less talk, more death."
"Your mother? She's a whore."
"lawzulltov"

Betty
"I wanna rub your bum with soap."

sKratch
"LOL that's where the poops comes from!"
"Chug bleach"

ninthlayer
"ass2mouf"
"PRNK ON U(SA)
"BORN2DIE"

TheUnholyNightbringer
"Shut up, mutant-face."
"Stop being worthless."

0r4ng3 and T-6005
"(Random verb) off."

the_GoDdEsS
"Frigid vagina."
"I'm wetter than New Orleans!"

Thucydides
"Poles are Nordic!"

the_offsprings_monkey and Crazy_Offspring_Gal
"We are not a BBS couple!"

dexsgirl
"grrruufies"

Sunny
"&&"

JoY
"Paris is a city in France."

T-6005
"Le sad"

Endymion
"Fail."

Jojan
"How much does you pile of nails weight?"
"Poo is the color of brown!"

wishomie
"X is for faggots."

KuRt_CoBaiN
"There isn't any virgin girl in Istanbul."

Rakeem
"LOL!"

I'm forgetting way, way, way too many. Feel free to add some. And I never actually noticed this PunkerThanYou character back in the day. I know him only because of his current status as a legend.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Eros has way more phrases.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 02:49 PM
Then name some and I'll add them to the list.

coke_a_holic
12-04-2005, 02:49 PM
EROS: Big an sensitive clitoris

EDIT: It's not really a quote, but the asterisks thing.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 02:50 PM
Eros: "Rules are like Vaginas, they're meant to be broken!"

Eros The War Machine.

Conspiracy of One
12-04-2005, 02:50 PM
What about Justin's "Consider Suicide."?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 02:52 PM
Eros: Latinos speak Latin

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 02:52 PM
Co1: I can't believe I forgot that one!

All of those suggestions are quite good. All added.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 02:56 PM
Bella: Paris is a city in France.

Vlad: Wearing sandals may change your life.

My penis is the size of a cigar.

Tizz: They told me I puked!

and that's all I can think of.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 02:59 PM
EROS:


Sin Stupid


I am talking to the 'owner of this circus' NOT to 'the clown' !


I already said 'sorry' ! stop abusing me!!


He also forgot to put "clitoris" ,some women are proud of their big an sensitive 'clitoris' that I'm sure they woulda voted for (that).What about you ~*Adriann*~ ???


when im gone, i'll say "I LEFT"


OH HONEY,YOU CAN'T BE AGAINST ME!
(SPECIALLY WHEN I'M OFFLINE)



You make me feel bad!

[QUOTE]

Drummerguy123
12-04-2005, 02:59 PM
What about Justin's "Hello, no-dad"

EDIT: oops. Already done.

Betty
12-04-2005, 02:59 PM
None of these are mine and I'm not entirely sure where they originated...

No more hope for better days *ridiculous amounts of sad smilies*

You made my mood go from :( to :)

I tried so hard and got so far...

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:00 PM
The British are faggotted and can't spell.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:00 PM
Lodat: It pisses the Jesus Laserbeams out of me!

coke_a_holic
12-04-2005, 03:01 PM
I'm not sure who said it first (Sim?), but *cutes vains* should be added.

Drummerguy123
12-04-2005, 03:02 PM
No, it's "Ashkim," Remember?

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 03:03 PM
"Craaaawling iiiiin my peeeeeeeelllllll, these woooooooouunds, they wiiiiiiiill not heeeeeaaalllll"

- Me, about the Emo Orange.

Edit: Perhaps not a catchphrase, as it's only been said once.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:04 PM
I think I used them together for the first time but am not the author of them.

And "Shut up, mutantface."

Drummerguy123
12-04-2005, 03:04 PM
"Craaaawling iiiiin my peeeeeeeelllllll, these woooooooouunds, they wiiiiiiiill not heeeeeaaalllll"

- Me, about the Emo Orange.

Ah, the good 'ol emo orange.

Drummerguy123
12-04-2005, 03:05 PM
Oh and there was that one by RancidGuyXXX: "To infinity and Beyond, bitch!"

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 03:05 PM
Betty: I like your suggestion. Surprised I forgot it.

WCM: I only remember "My penis is the size of a cigar" out of those. Can I get some stories behind the other ones?

Nimrod: Let's not overdo the EROS quotes. Just because he said them once and they're amusingly stupid doesn't make them catchphrases.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 03:06 PM
"LOL!"

- The Adventures of EROS

Linda
12-04-2005, 03:06 PM
"You're an idiot."

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 03:06 PM
And "Shut up, mutantface."

Who gets credit for that? Justin or ninthlayer? I've seen both say it a lot.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Betty: I like your suggestion. Surprised I forgot it.

WCM: I only remember "My penis is the size of a cigar" out of those. Can I get some stories behind the other ones?

Nimrod: Let's not overdo the EROS quotes. Just because he said them once and they're amusingly stupid doesn't make them catchphrases.

But "Sin Stupid", and "When im gone, i'll say i left" are good.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 03:07 PM
One of the first posts I ever saw was by The Goddess, "frigid vagina". It made me giggle.

Betty
12-04-2005, 03:08 PM
... what Tizz told Dave on the phone when she was very drunk ...

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 03:10 PM
If Justin and Ninth are attributed to it, just put it under Pain, Incorporated.

bella's paris quote is her pretending to be blonde.

Tizz's puke quote is something she literally yelled at Dave on the phone right after she puked.

Vlad's sandals quote is something he said under certain influences.

And this isn't a catchphrase per se, but it's haunting me, and I only have Betty to blame:

Betty: Perrywinkle.

arak0r
12-04-2005, 03:16 PM
PunkerThanYou
"I generally agree."


i thought misha (tigger army) on the old bbs used it first..

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:18 PM
Who gets credit for that? Justin or ninthlayer? I've seen both say it a lot.

I think it was actually Dave.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 03:21 PM
WCM: I once pissed off the Goddess and she ate my children. :(

Which led to:

Sim eats 1337.

Although I think Vera said that first.

HornyPope
12-04-2005, 03:39 PM
Sandals is not a catch phrase. Piemel in de kont is. Which lead to one of the greatest BBS catch phrases in recent history (attributed to Skratch) : "lolz thats where the poop comes from".

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 03:43 PM
"Shut up, mutant-face" was actually Dave's. But you can put me down for "Ticho, mutant-tvar".

edit ; and "You're an idiot."

HornyPope
12-04-2005, 03:44 PM
Shouldn't there be a belonging (fuck dunno the proper term in grammar) in the adjective like mutantskiy-tvar ?

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 03:50 PM
It could be zmutovana tvar if you wanted it way correct but I think mutant-tvar sounds better.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 03:52 PM
Shouldn't there be a belonging (fuck dunno the proper term in grammar) in the adjective like mutantskiy-tvar ?

Possessive. And yeah, there should, but I wanted the English-speakers to recognise exactly what I was saying.

Anyways, add sim's "frigid vagina" and "I'm wetter than New Orleans" And how could you forget Ricky's "Stop crying."

edit l And Betty's "I want to rub your bum with soap"

T-6005
12-04-2005, 03:54 PM
Possessive. And yeah, there should, but I wanted the English-speakers to recognise exactly what I was saying.

Anyways, add sim's "frigid vagina" and "I'm wetter than New Orleans" And how could you forget Ricky's "Stop crying."

edit l And Betty's "I want to rub your bum with soap"
Definitely frigid vagina.

Betty
12-04-2005, 03:58 PM
The bum rubbing was surprisingly so popular it might have to make a come back at some point.

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 04:00 PM
Dammit, where the fuck is JohnnyNemesis and "Stop crying" ? That little catchphrase propelled me to legendary status. I'd like, be nothing without it. Also, once Justin hooked us all up with the now classic Anthony Michael Hall gif, the phrase was immortalized:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/StopCrying.gif

EDIT: Okay, so I got a mention while I was typing this post up.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 04:01 PM
Dammit, where the fuck is JohnnyNemesis and "Stop crying" ? That little catchphrase propelled me to legendary status. I'd like, be nothing without it. Also, once Justin hooked us all up with the now classic Anthony Michael Hall gif, the phrase was immortalized:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/StopCrying.gif

Justin mentioned it in this thread .

HornyPope
12-04-2005, 04:01 PM
Actually that was my gif. Well... I stole it from the internets, of course... and introduced it here.

the_GoDdEsS
12-04-2005, 04:04 PM
Poles are Nordics

*cackles*

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:04 PM
"(random verb) off"

- T-6005/0r4ng3

T-6005
12-04-2005, 04:05 PM
"(random verb) off"

- T-6005/0r4ng3
Yes - we definitely deserve that one. And for our cool number-inclusive names. Which are numberinclusively cool.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:07 PM
Yes - we definitely deserve that one. And for our cool number-inclusive names. Which are numberinclusively cool.
Yeah, t0t4lly.

Also, numberinclude off.

T-6005
12-04-2005, 04:09 PM
Yeah, t0t4lly.

Also, numberinclude off.
How dare you? Floccinaucinihilipilificate off.

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Poles are Nordics

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SkunkIt
12-04-2005, 04:11 PM
JohnnyNemesis said, "Your mother is a whore."

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:13 PM
JohnnyNemesis said, "Your mother is a whore."
It's more like "Your mother? She's a whore."

Either way, it always makes me laugh.

Izie
12-04-2005, 04:22 PM
"fat kills" should be there, it's too stupid to miss.

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Haha, yeah that was another one of my phrases. You're both right. I used Sonia's version for a while, then switched it up with your version, 0r4ng3. Either way I am teh lolz.

Oh and that reminds me! I also started the "teh yumz" catchphrase.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:24 PM
Who invented "exsanguinate yourself"?

Sin Studly
12-04-2005, 04:45 PM
All those 'verb off' things are stupid, and not funny.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 04:46 PM
Who invented "exsanguinate yourself"?
Davey Havoc?

zing!

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:49 PM
All those 'verb off' things are stupid, and not funny.
Yeah, I know. It actually wasn't supposed to last this long. I just pointed out once how the British do that a lot, and used my own exaggerated example. The rest is history.

T-6005
12-04-2005, 04:50 PM
All those 'verb off' things are stupid, and not funny.
They're not really meant to be funny in themselves. More of a reference to TOM's use of it. Which I found amusing.

I think he said "cunt off". But I'm unsure.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 04:53 PM
I think he said "cunt off". But I'm unsure.
Yep, that's the exact line where it started.

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 05:04 PM
They're not really meant to be funny in themselves. More of a reference to TOM's use of it. Which I found amusing.

I think he said "cunt off". But I'm unsure.

I would have agreed with Justin before, but now that I know where it came from I think I can appreciate it.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 05:10 PM
Tizz and I are pretty sick, but we quote TOM and COG all the time, things like:

We are NOT a BBS RELATIONSHIP!


Shut the FUCK UP and calm the FUCK down!

Lesbians are all cunts and pussy eaters!

Rag Doll
12-04-2005, 05:10 PM
I don't think it's really a catchphrase....but i invented the whole *grrrrrrrrrrruffies* thing and a bunch of the girls here use it now (or used to..i dont pay attention).

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Tizz and I are pretty sick, but we quote TOM and COG all the time, things like:

We are NOT a BBS RELATIONSHIP!


Shut the FUCK UP and calm the FUCK down!

Lesbians are all cunts and pussy eaters!


Hahaha. The funniest thing is that "pussy eater" is more of a compliment than anything.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 05:11 PM
I don't think it's really a catchphrase....but i invented the whole *grrrrrrrrrrruffies* thing and a bunch of the girls here use it now (or used to..i dont pay attention).
oh it is! and everyone used it 4 years ago too!

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Hahaha. The funniest thing is that "pussy eater" is more of a compliment than anything.
Yeah I thought so too. Kinda odd for a guy to say.... maybe if TOM was gay it would be an insult.

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Meh, either way we should all feel bad for COG and the fact that there will likely be limited moisture down there if she sticks with him.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 05:15 PM
Well it's not like the British have sex very often. Both genders are hideous and only come together because the man needs food (since he naturally can't cook anything) and the woman needs cash (since she'll never do any work that earns higher than minimum wage. Speaking of minimum wage, that's pretty new for the British.)

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 06:10 PM
Meh, either way we should all feel bad for COG and the fact that there will likely be limited moisture down there if she sticks with him.
I'm just homophobic, I hate gay people ALOT. straight loving is all good tho.

Sunny
12-04-2005, 06:11 PM
"fat kills :cool: ", dammit!

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 06:12 PM
Cunt off
SLAGS!!!
FUCK OFF!!!

My three favorite.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-04-2005, 06:17 PM
I'm just homophobic, I hate gay people ALOT. straight loving is all good tho.

That's alright, gay people and straight people join together to hate you.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 06:23 PM
Cunt off
SLAGS!!!
FUCK OFF!!!

My three favorite.
They really aren't BBS catchphrases, though the first and last did inspire quite a few.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-04-2005, 06:25 PM
That's alright, gay people and straight people join together to hate you.
Heh that's just great.

Rancid_Guyxxx
12-04-2005, 06:36 PM
I don't know if it's been posted but..

Sin Studly - Ashkimming
Ninthlayer - Teen Scene Faggot

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 07:02 PM
"Fat Kills? So does ugly."

Not Ozymandias
12-04-2005, 08:56 PM
PunkerThanYou
"The correct answer is..."
That was mine, unless it wasn't.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 09:16 PM
That was mine, unless it wasn't.
Like I said, I don't really remember PunkerThanYou. I thought I'd heard people mention that being one of his. I do remember you saying that a lot, but the first time I saw "I generally agree" it was posted by you. And the first "Ozymandias." thread I recall was started by none other than Ozymandias himself. So I thought maybe you'd adopted "The correct answer is" as well. But I'll take your word for it. Consider it edited.

Not Ozymandias
12-04-2005, 09:18 PM
The Ozymandias threads were his, I (and everyone else) co-opted it.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 10:25 PM
It's there, look again. It was one of my originals.

Little_Miss_1565
12-04-2005, 11:10 PM
Once upon a time, my favorite threat concerned beating people's heads in wtih a baseball bat. Oh, I remember the days when just a "*grabs bat*" could send 'em running. Oh, days lost....

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 11:19 PM
"Stop being worthless." - TUNB

First post I saw by him, but I found it quite funny.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 11:28 PM
Once upon a time, my favorite threat concerned beating people's heads in wtih a baseball bat. Oh, I remember the days when just a "*grabs bat*" could send 'em running. Oh, days lost....
Indeed that is old skool right there. Except back in the day it would've been

**grabs bat** with the double stars.

bd007h
12-04-2005, 11:37 PM
was wishomie's ".... Is for faggots" just too insignificant for people to want to remember?

sKratch
12-05-2005, 12:06 AM
Indeed that is old skool right there. Except back in the day it would've been

**grabs bat** with the double stars.
That just reminded me, for some reason, how much I hated bella's use of ampersands when she used them a lot.

Vera
12-05-2005, 12:31 AM
Bella's Paris quote was actually: "Did you know Paris is a city?"

Tizzalicious
12-05-2005, 12:55 AM
Tizz and I are pretty sick, but we quote TOM and COG all the time, things like:

We are NOT a BBS RELATIONSHIP!


Shut the FUCK UP and calm the FUCK down!

Lesbians are all cunts and pussy eaters!

It's "WE ARE NOT A BBS COUPLE!". hunni.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-05-2005, 12:57 AM
It's "WE ARE NOT A BBS COUPLE!". hunni.
Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sin Studly
12-05-2005, 03:27 AM
Dave's "Discontinue having a pulse"

Back in Black
12-05-2005, 11:01 AM
was wishomie's ".... Is for faggots" just too insignificant for people to want to remember?
That wasn't really a catch phrase. That was just a 1 week thing.

Kerr
12-05-2005, 01:16 PM
Who invented "exsanguinate yourself"?
I swear down I saw ninthlayer post it to mutant-face somewhere.

Sin Studly
12-05-2005, 01:49 PM
*makes out with (X) in a hot tub*

Not Ozymandias
12-05-2005, 10:00 PM
That wasn't really a catch phrase. That was just a 1 week thing.
How'd it work out for you again?

Not Ozymandias
12-05-2005, 10:01 PM
Dexsgirl: "Grrruufies"
I remember there was the biggest fucking brouhaha over who started that.

Sunny
12-05-2005, 10:11 PM
*makes out with (X) in a hot tub*

hahah yes! yes!

Anya82
12-06-2005, 01:47 AM
don't forget: "let's make babies"
i think it was Tizz the one who started it... or at least the first one i noticed.

Tizzalicious
12-06-2005, 01:49 AM
Nah, it was sKratch asking me to make babies first I think...I don't just offer ;)

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 03:58 AM
hahah yes! yes!

*makes out with Sunny in a hot tub*

Oh wait, that one was reserved for same-sex couples only, right?

Vera
12-06-2005, 05:04 AM
I remember there was the biggest fucking brouhaha over who started that.
A bitchfight over a fucking word. Those were the days.

ninthlayer
12-06-2005, 05:30 AM
Who invented "exsanguinate yourself"?
That would be me, fixation on the words asphyxiate and exsanguinate.

Davey Havok?
oh nos!

calichix
12-06-2005, 10:54 PM
"I generally agree" and sunny's "&&"

Sunny
12-06-2005, 11:11 PM
dude, the &&'s are totally Bella's. ;p

JohnnyNemesis
12-06-2005, 11:16 PM
My "zomg un-PC!!! lolz amirite? i am so rite." has become a hit elsewhere, but not on this particular BBS.

It's especially popular with the youngins.

ninthlayer
12-07-2005, 04:11 AM
Better than words, the frogpic and burnyourEYES deserve mentions.
(And yes, it is lame that I'm bringing up one of my own creations.)

calichix
12-08-2005, 11:10 PM
okay well sunny I remember all your tiger tangents. and "eep". and the hello kitty dildo thang with sanni. <3<3<3

Dead Poetic
12-09-2005, 08:53 AM
Time can kill the greatest of men. Even the strongest find themselves on the floor.Time keeps moving on and on. Fragile time can not waste again. Fragile time can't be laid to rest. Fragile time can lead you to the grave or fragile time can start eternity.

JohnnyNemesis
12-09-2005, 10:32 AM
Time can kill the greatest of men. Even the strongest find themselves on the floor.Time keeps moving on and on. Fragile time can not waste again. Fragile time can't be laid to rest. Fragile time can lead you to the grave or fragile time can start eternity.

Shut the fuck up and change your goddamn avatar. Did you HAVE to pick an image where you look just as retarded as you sound in your posts?! Oh fucking hell.

Dead Poetic
12-09-2005, 12:44 PM
Shut the fuck up and change your goddamn avatar. Did you HAVE to pick an image where you look just as retarded as you sound in your posts?! Oh fucking hell.

Rick, u need to calm the fuck down. I changed my avatar just for u :)

JohnnyNemesis
12-09-2005, 12:50 PM
Thank you.

Dead Poetic
12-09-2005, 01:03 PM
Rick, how bout them Mets? Looks like there is a new, best baseball team in New York.

XYlophonetreeZ
11-01-2006, 12:50 AM
Dunno why, but I thought of this thread and I've edited some more things into it. Anyone got any more ideas?

killer_queen
11-01-2006, 04:55 AM
What about someoneisMYsomething? Like, dexterisMYman, rickyisMYcock, izaisMYwoman, richardisMYslut, gülşahisEVERYONE'Ssweetheart? I don't know who first used it as a joke but the creater of the phrase is lovely dexterisMYman (of course).

Vera
11-01-2006, 04:59 AM
Think it was among those Amsterdam meet-up jokes that spread among the BBS more widely.

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2006, 05:12 AM
Boo, you need Jenny's Poles are Nordic and angsty is not a word.

Tizzalicious
11-01-2006, 05:13 AM
wheelchairmanisMYman

It started out with Per reading the BBS out loud, and pronouncing dexterisMYman in a funny way. So we all said it all week. Then I used it on MSN for a long time.

JohnnyNemesis
11-01-2006, 09:19 AM
Boo, you need Jenny's Poles are Nordic

Agreed. I've been (over)using that one a lot lately and it fills me with the greatest of lolz.

EDIT: Speaking of me overusing things, where are MY catchphrases? "Chug bleach", "Less talk, more death", "lawzulltov", "Your mother? She's a whore.", "Go away, no one likes you", and sooooooo many more that I beat into the ground and some I've even forgot bout... Heck, they've been sigged by the masses repeatedly!

sKratch
11-01-2006, 09:44 AM
I've been saying chug bleach since my counter-strike days some 3-4 years ago ;[

DeAtHsTaR
11-01-2006, 09:48 AM
add my band www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers

the_GoDdEsS
11-01-2006, 09:49 AM
EDIT: Speaking of me overusing things, where are MY catchphrases? "Chug bleach", "Less talk, more death", "lawzulltov", "Your mother? She's a whore.", "Go away, no one likes you", and sooooooo many more that I beat into the ground and some I've even forgot bout... Heck, they've been sigged by the masses repeatedly!

I approve!

H1T_That
11-01-2006, 10:22 AM
ninth's ass2mouf?

XYlophonetreeZ
11-01-2006, 12:59 PM
Oh yeah! Aaaand PRNK ON U and BORN 2 DIEEE and all those things. I'm adding them, as well as Rick's aforementioned catchphrases.

JohnnyNemesis
11-01-2006, 01:48 PM
Yaaaaaaaay! Also add my "Fucking die".

Sinister
11-01-2006, 01:50 PM
How much does you pile of catchphrase weigh ?
Daniel and I were at Starbucks today doing our casual smoke and drink a cappuchino bit before work...

... or maybe not.


edit : this thread needs to be wikipedized, or something.

Apathy
11-01-2006, 02:24 PM
I don't know who started it exactly, but....


Never Happened.

JohnnyNemesis
11-01-2006, 03:33 PM
Yeah, I love the "never happened" posts. I know Jesse uses it a lot, but did he come up with it?

Sinister
11-01-2006, 03:36 PM
They're the result of some Holocaust thread, which I think might be Justin's work.

Yatesy
11-01-2006, 03:38 PM
It started off with Justin making the Holocaust never happened thread and it was about 6-7 people who carried it on.

Apathy
11-01-2006, 03:43 PM
I was actually waiting for someone to respond with "Never happened? Never Happened.".


But yeah, I loved them too. I don't remember who, but at the peak of it, I actually remember someone posting "This Post? Never Happened." Then when I looked again they had deleted it.
I wish I remember who did it, because I want to secks them now.

All About Eve
11-01-2006, 05:28 PM
I think it was Richard that did the, "This post? Never happened.", and then deleted it.

Lizzocked and lololololz Go Jets are good, but not many would get them.

0r4ng3
11-01-2006, 06:49 PM
I played a part in coming up with the long-forgotten "wahs teh fcuk?".

coke_a_holic
11-01-2006, 07:19 PM
That was in one of our awesome chats that don't happen anymore for whatever reason! We need Dave to complete the circle.

0r4ng3
11-01-2006, 07:27 PM
I should also mention that almost every single catchphrase of this BBS has been "documented" in this nifty Last.fm thread.

ALL YOUR BUTTSEX ARE BELONG TO ME. (http://www.last.fm/group/The+Offspring+BBS/forum/22965/_/104960)

All About Eve
11-01-2006, 10:27 PM
I agree, no_way is fucking annoying.

mrconeman
11-01-2006, 10:57 PM
I agree, no_way is fucking annoying.

I knew there was one I was thinking of but couldn't quite remember.

wheelchairman
11-01-2006, 11:31 PM
You guys ain't got nothing. Here is a classic from Sim!

Hi, Hello!
How are you?
It's nice to be in class today
now we're ready to learn and play!

Betty
11-01-2006, 11:34 PM
Hi, hello.

wheelchairman
11-01-2006, 11:43 PM
how are you?

Izie
11-01-2006, 11:54 PM
You guys ain't got nothing. Here is a classic from Sim!

Hi, Hello!
How are you?
It's nice to be in class today
now we're ready to learn and play!

<333333333333333333333

PS I swear I cant's type the jews one now, mr moderator got me drunk, you do it plz? kthxbi.

Tizzalicious
11-02-2006, 12:17 AM
Sim: "I'm not a jew!!!!"

Drunk Iza = Sticky Love

ninthlayer
11-02-2006, 02:41 AM
The correct quote is "ass2mouf plz"

Vera
11-02-2006, 03:26 AM
Last.fm owns.

up da repz

Check out my band at [url I've forgotten :(]

NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :(




Of course it's always a bit questionable, what is just a cliché and what is actually a catch-phrase...

JoY
11-02-2006, 05:22 AM
Bella: Paris is a city in France.


I just said it was city!

& I don't know if Sunny ever used the "&&", but I know did for a long while. I used to type lots of things twice, like "/", "()", "[]" & also "&". after I got comments on it somewhere else, I thought about it & decided I had to stop doing that. that didn't exactly happen overnight, though. I was so used to it.

JoY
11-02-2006, 05:25 AM
Oh and that reminds me! I also started the "teh yumz" catchphrase.

no man, "teh yumz" has existed since the beginning of time, ever since we ended tons of things with -z & typed "the" as "teh".


I don't think it's really a catchphrase....but i invented the whole *grrrrrrrrrrruffies* thing and a bunch of the girls here use it now (or used to..i dont pay attention).

Sunny definitely did. I loved *grrrrruffies*<33, but I was always afraid to steal it.


dude, the &&'s are totally Bella's. ;p

so are the two stars Per mentioned. oh my god, THOSE days... dude. I can't believe you guys still remember that. I don't even know why the fuck I did that (totally silly), but either way it's nice to be confused with Mags & not with.. Vicky, or whatever.

killer_queen
11-02-2006, 05:45 AM
Bella you also do that "heartthreethree" a lot. When I first saw that I thought you were a pervert. <333

Nina
11-02-2006, 06:10 AM
"This post needs more salt"

!!!

Tizzalicious
11-02-2006, 06:13 AM
I just said it was city!

& I don't know if Sunny ever used the "&&", but I know did for a long while. I used to type lots of things twice, like "/", "()", "[]" & also "&". after I got comments on it somewhere else, I thought about it & decided I had to stop doing that. that didn't exactly happen overnight, though. I was so used to it.

The && really annoyed me. I kept reading it as "and and", which made you sound very excited. I did this and and then this and and!!!!!!111"

I use the // myself though, I think only one of them looks weird.

JoY
11-02-2006, 06:30 AM
"This post needs more salt"

!!!

I just wanted to say that!!

Needs more salt.

I love it!

Tizz, "&&" looked better to me, as did "//" & as "//" looks better to you too. I see you use it & then I wonder where that weird habit of mine to type things double entered the bbs & caught on. especially only after I stopped doing it.

Gulsah, I knows! some people/posts just deserve muchos of luv & hearts.<33

DeAtHsTaR
11-02-2006, 08:22 AM
Last.fm owns.

up da repz

Check out my band at [url I've forgotten :(]


I already did that.

JohnnyNemesis
11-02-2006, 08:34 AM
Lizzocked and lololololz Go Jets are good, but not many would get them.

Vintage JohnnyNemesis! Except "Go Jets" is supposed to be serious why does my favorite team have to be so mediocre or just plain bad every year, life is eternal pain! :(

That reminds me; "Life is eternal pain" is one of my RL catchphrases. Also, My mood went from :) to :mad: is a CLASSIC (from offspring kid) that MUST be documented <3


ALL YOUR BUTTSEX ARE BELONG TO ME. (http://www.last.fm/group/The+Offspring+BBS/forum/22965/_/104960)

I adore that thread.


Hi, Hello!

*approves*


up da repz

YES YES YES YES YES.


I agree, no_way is fucking annoying.

One of my better ones, even though me and no_way are friends now.

Izie
11-02-2006, 09:09 AM
Sim: "I'm not a jew!!!!"

Drunk Iza = Sticky Love

Come stickylove me.

Buttsex makes blowjobs taste better?

sKratch
11-02-2006, 09:15 AM
This thread smells vaguely of masturbation.

Izie
11-02-2006, 09:16 AM
I thought the masturbation was obvious by now :(

Tizzalicious
11-02-2006, 09:18 AM
Come stickylove me.

Buttsex makes blowjobs taste better?

I'll stickylove you forever!

calichix
11-02-2006, 10:05 AM
"My penis is the size of a cigar" is defintitely my favorite of all these. Closely followed by "I'm wetter than New Orleans".

JohnnyNemesis
11-02-2006, 11:01 AM
This thread smells vaguely of masturbation.

It aint vague. I pump my meat in this thread almost as much as I do in RL.

sKratch
11-02-2006, 11:42 AM
Pumping meat is one of the most amazing mental images I've had in the recent past.

bd007h
11-02-2006, 02:24 PM
Except "Go Jets" is supposed to be serious why does my favorite team have to be so mediocre or just plain bad every year, life is eternal pain! :(



Well, it's probably better than being a Bills fan :(

XYlophonetreeZ
11-02-2006, 03:32 PM
I'm definitely adding "Needs more salt" and "Buttsex makes blowjobs taste better," but who started those 2 gems?

0r4ng3
11-02-2006, 06:32 PM
I don't know, but you should add "what a hell!" from your signature.

*looks at first post*

Oh, right, I made up "(random verb) off". Good times.

wheelchairman
11-03-2006, 02:27 AM
Iz was in a weird mood. So I asked her to say
"Buttsex makes blow jobs taste better"

and it rhymed with other inappropriate things. But it was hilarious!

Paint_It_Black
11-06-2006, 02:19 AM
I think it was Richard that did the, "This post? Never happened.", and then deleted it.


Wow, I wasn't aware anyone ever noticed that. That's a gold star for you, Alec.

H1T_That
11-06-2006, 10:35 AM
MB420 should get a mention, fo his classics such as "weed is good for you" "i play with toys" "i wash dishes for a living" "i haven't had sex" "i'm 36"

Yatesy
11-06-2006, 10:40 AM
What about his "Being pure doesn't make me gay" statement?

JoY
11-06-2006, 12:31 PM
*points at signature* yup, gotta love it.

ninthlayer
11-06-2006, 11:23 PM
I came out as a virgin.