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Little_Miss_1565
12-04-2005, 03:34 PM
I was a senior in high school, hanging out before classes with my fellow gothy/"freak" compatriots in our corner of the cafeteria. At the time, I was the editor-in-chief of my high school's newspaper. One of the other kids I knew from our corner of the caf wrote a very annoying letter to the editor of the paper, complaining about how the "freaks" (as we were called by the 2,950 other kids in our high school) were so ostracized, and how wonderful it was that there was a store like Hot Topic that catered to us. One morning, I walked up to him and said: "Dude, don't you know? Hot Topic is a branch of the GAP, just like Old Navy and Banana Republic!" It was a well-deserved yelling at. Even though I hate to see boys crying at my own words, I felt good this time.

[And unlike some other stories, this actually happened.]

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:38 PM
That wasn't funny.

T-6005
12-04-2005, 03:42 PM
Speak for yourself.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:43 PM
I know im not funny, but that wasn't funny.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 03:44 PM
Nimrod In Town']I know im not funny, but that wasn't funny.
If you know you're not funny, and you didn't find this funny, wouldn't it mean that this is, in fact, funny?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Nope .

T-6005
12-04-2005, 03:45 PM
If you know you're not funny, and you didn't find this funny, wouldn't it mean that this is, in fact, funny?
ah-HA! A paradox, Watson!

bd007h
12-04-2005, 03:46 PM
If you know you're not funny, and you didn't find this funny, wouldn't it mean that this is, in fact, funny?

not necessarilly, but I'm not going to go in detail to explain it.

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 03:46 PM
1565 and I need to have HOMOSabortions.

Human
12-04-2005, 03:51 PM
If you know you're not funny, and you didn't find this funny, wouldn't it mean that this is, in fact, funny?
It may not be. You see if he knows funny from unfunny meaning that he was unfunny but funny but he knew he was unfunny, he would know that he wasn't funny as we all do so therefore, this thread may be unfunny n a certain person's mind even if they are unfunny because they know funny from not funny, so in a way, it is unfunny but just in his mind that can tell the difference between funny and not. You know what I'm saying?

T-6005
12-04-2005, 03:52 PM
It may not be. You see if he knows funny from unfunny meaning that he was unfunny but funny but he knew he was unfunny, he would know that he wasn't funny as we all do so therefore, this thread may be unfunny n a certain person's mind even if they are unfunny because they know funny from not funny, so in a way, it is unfunny but just in his mind that can tell the difference between funny and not. You know what I'm saying?
Near the beginning you slip up. So the rest makes no sense. Sorry.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 03:52 PM
It may not be. You see if he knows funny from unfunny meaning that he was unfunny but funny but he knew he was unfunny, he would know that he wasn't funny as we all do so therefore, this thread may be unfunny n a certain person's mind even if they are unfunny because they know funny from not funny, so in a way, it is unfunny but just in his mind that can tell the difference between funny and not. You know what I'm saying?
No sense .

Conspiracy of One
12-04-2005, 03:53 PM
You know what I'm saying?
Man, nobody ever knows what you're saying.

bd007h
12-04-2005, 03:53 PM
jesus, has this thread turned into "who can use the word "funny" the most in one post"?

Human
12-04-2005, 03:53 PM
Yeah, I think I'm the only one who ever really understands what I'm saying.

bd007h
12-04-2005, 03:54 PM
welcome to the bbs.

T-6005
12-04-2005, 03:54 PM
Nimrod In Town']No sense .
Aside from the fuckup, it makes sense. It's just annoying and pointless.

Of course, there is the mistake. So you're right. It makes no sense.

Human
12-04-2005, 03:54 PM
jesus, has this thread turned into "who can use the word "funny" the most in one post"?
yeah brett, it sure has. I out of 16 posts sure is alot. :rolleyes:

Drum Goddess
12-04-2005, 03:54 PM
These threads about making people cry are getting a little old.

Human
12-04-2005, 03:55 PM
These threads about making people cry are getting a little old.
I kind of agree.

bd007h
12-04-2005, 03:55 PM
yeah brett, it sure has. I out of 16 posts sure is alot. :rolleyes:

you obviously didn't get it.

SkunkIt
12-04-2005, 04:10 PM
Bwahahaha!

Little_Miss_1565
12-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Nimrod In Town']That wasn't funny.

You're assuming I was trying to be funny.

Which I was not.

Alec
12-04-2005, 07:46 PM
Nimrod In Town']I know im not funny, but that wasn't funny.
same here.

The Goth Guy
12-04-2005, 08:18 PM
[QUOTE=Little_Miss_1565]I was a senior in high school, hanging out before classes with my fellow gothy/"freak" compatriots in our corner of the cafeteria. At the time, I was the editor-in-chief of my high school's newspaper. One of the other kids I knew from our corner of the caf wrote a very annoying letter to the editor of the paper, complaining about how the "freaks" (as we were called by the 2,950 other kids in our high school) were so ostracized, and how wonderful it was that there was a store like Hot Topic that catered to us. One morning, I walked up to him and said: "Dude, don't you know? Hot Topic is a branch of the GAP, just like Old Navy and Banana Republic!" It was a well-deserved yelling at. Even though I hate to see boys crying at my own words, I felt good this time.

[And unlike some other stories, this actually happened.][/QUOTE


I could just stab you with my penis for doing this great deed. Girls making guys cry is just...Whooppeee!

wheelchairman
12-04-2005, 08:26 PM
I could just stab you with my penis for doing this great deed. Girls making guys cry is just...Whooppeee!
So how's Charlotte North Carolina? No-dad.

Little_Miss_1565
12-04-2005, 10:09 PM
I could just stab you with my penis for doing this great deed. Girls making guys cry is just...Whooppeee!

I could just stab you with a baseball bat for posting this waste of space.

Drum Goddess
12-04-2005, 10:11 PM
I could just stab you with a baseball bat for posting this waste of space.
How do you stab a person with a baseball bat? It has a dull blunt end. You can hit a person with a baseball bat, but you can't stab them with one.

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 10:13 PM
How do you stab a person with a baseball bat? It has a dull blunt end. You can hit a person with a baseball bat, but you can't stab them with one.

Stop being worthless. [/TUNB]

XYlophonetreeZ
12-04-2005, 10:13 PM
:eek: I forgot to include that on my catchphrases list!

All About Eve
12-04-2005, 10:14 PM
:eek: I forgot to include that on my catchphrases list!

I was just about to post that as you said it.

Little_Miss_1565
12-04-2005, 10:27 PM
How do you stab a person with a baseball bat? It has a dull blunt end. You can hit a person with a baseball bat, but you can't stab them with one.

You can if you try hard enough. Think about it.

Drum Goddess
12-04-2005, 10:30 PM
You can if you try hard enough. Think about it.
*thinking very hard* Yeah you can. You would have to try really hard though. That would be kind of interesting to watch someone get stabbed with a baseball bat.