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That Punk Kid You Love
12-04-2005, 08:03 PM
Ok There's a man and a young boy that doesn't know what sex is:


Man: So,little guy what do you want to be when you grow up?
Boy: I want to work in a theme park.
Man: As a carnie? You know that don't get paid right?
Boy: No,no I want to be a roller coaster.
Man: Um,kid you're a human not a roller coaster.
Boy: Well mommy told me Im part of her and part of my daddy and he's a roller coaster.
Man: Why do you say that?
Boy: I heard my mommy telling my aunt Marie that my daddy is big,long,and she rides him every weekend.

Drum Goddess
12-04-2005, 08:04 PM
I think it's time you left these boards permenately. No one finds you funny or cool. But some find you emo.

Revolver-2005?
12-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Ok There's a man and a young boy that doesn't know what sex is:


Man: So,little guy what do you want to be when you grow up?
Boy: I want to work in a theme park.
Man: As a carnie? You know that don't get paid right?
Boy: No,no I want to be a roller coaster.
Man: Um,kid you're a human not a roller coaster.
Boy: Well mommy told me Im part of her and part of my daddy and he's a roller coaster.
Man: Why do you say that?
Boy: I heard my mommy telling my aunt Marie that my daddy is big,long,and she rides him every weekend.

Ha, the only true story you ever told and you didn't put your name in it, or Micheal Jacksons.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 08:07 PM
Hey! I got a site full of jokes, No-dad!

Here:

Joke Site (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19400)

sKratch
12-04-2005, 08:07 PM
Just remember we can see IP addresses.

Human
12-04-2005, 08:11 PM
Ha! That's kind of funny.

Sunny
12-04-2005, 08:13 PM
that's some funny shit. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19400)

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 08:13 PM
Nimrod In Town']Hey! I got a site full of jokes, No-dad!

Here:

Joke Site (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19425)

NO, SUNNY! My site's better!

bd007h
12-04-2005, 08:14 PM
Hahah, the scumbag logged off

Sunny
12-04-2005, 08:16 PM
Nimrod In Town']NO, SUNNY! My site's better!

i suggest he checks out both. ;)

JohnnyNemesis
12-04-2005, 08:16 PM
Nimrod In Town']Hey! I got a site full of jokes, No-dad!

Here:

Joke Site (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19425)

Your best post ever, Lodat!!!

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 08:17 PM
Your best post ever, Lodat!!!
I don't get it. Is it supposed to go to that thread about websites?

Offspring7
12-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Click on it. See where it takes you.

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 08:24 PM
Yeah, I did. Lodat's link brought me to the thread that drum goddess made. I'm just asking, is that the intended result?

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 08:28 PM
Hahah! Oh yeah... Mistake.

Jebus
12-04-2005, 08:38 PM
I like how nobody bothered to check the link except orange.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-04-2005, 08:38 PM
I like how nobody bothered to check the link except orange.

Hah, me too .

0r4ng3
12-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Sunny's link went to the one you're all talking about, which is why I thought something didn't add up here.

Alec
12-04-2005, 08:39 PM
ahahah. funny