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Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 02:28 PM
I AM KING FEAR ME says:
hello

Amon Göth says:
who are you?

I AM KING FEAR ME says:
I AM MOTHER OF ALL KINGS
I AM KING FEAR ME says:
have a guess

Amon Göth says:
you'll be blocked in about 10 seconds if you don't tell me who you are

I AM KING FEAR ME says:
ok i am yay

Amon Göth says:
oh, okay
Amon Göth says:
welcome to my block list anyway

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 02:31 PM
Hahahaha!

Every post brings the question of yay's existence further and further into the foreground.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:32 PM
Hint: if you don't want people to add you on msn, remove the link from your profile.

Always yours.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 02:34 PM
Who said I didn't want people to add me to MSN? I do want people to add me to MSN. I like MSN-chatting with people. People, not yay.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:38 PM
There's maybe four or five people you speak on equal terms, and the rest you consider anywhere from a step to a thousand below you. Am I wrong? So who exactly are the "people" you're looking to talk to?


/Vlad brings the balance to the universe yet again

yay
12-06-2005, 02:39 PM
Who said I didn't want people to add me to MSN? I do want people to add me to MSN. I like MSN-chatting with people. People, not yay.Yay is just as much a person as anyone else.

Back in Black
12-06-2005, 02:40 PM
Yay is just as much a person as anyone else.
I agree.

yay
12-06-2005, 02:41 PM
I agree.Thankyou. You're one of the only people on this board who actually treats me with any respect.

Sinister
12-06-2005, 02:41 PM
Who said I didn't want people to add me to MSN? I do want people to add me to MSN. I like MSN-chatting with people. People, not yay.

I seriously wish I could be that funny and mean.

edit : yay doesnt deserve respect, it's using up precious oxygen we persons could breathe.

China Boy
12-06-2005, 02:42 PM
Yay is just as much a person as anyone else.
Are you serious? In case you are, that's just sad.

yay
12-06-2005, 02:45 PM
Are you serious? In case you are, that's just sad.Shutup China Boy. If I wanted an Asian opinion I'd go to the zoo.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:46 PM
I seriously wish I could be that funny and mean.



When you're going to be 21 years old, the mad skillz of pwning teenagers on the internet won't be high on your list of enviable assets.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 02:47 PM
There's maybe four or five people you speak on equal terms, and the rest you consider anywhere from a step to a thousand below you. Am I wrong? So who exactly are the "people" you're looking to talk to?

Oh, pfft, there are more than that. There's.... well.... that Patton guy is awesome. And that girl with the adorably russified english. And there was that relatively reasonable Irish republican who doesn't seem to post anymore. And that All About Eve guy seems cool. And uh.... well, there's... coke_a_holic and orange, I guess. And that talking pie dude. And then there's all the people who are potentially cool but haven't signed up for the board yet.

See? I'm a fucking paragon of tolerance.

China Boy
12-06-2005, 02:50 PM
Shutup China Boy. If I wanted an Asian opinion I'd go to the zoo.
You shouldn't clarify someone's nationality before you look at where they are currently located.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 02:52 PM
When you're going to be 21 years old, the mad skillz of pwning teenagers on the internet won't be high on your list of enviable assets.

Vlad, what's with your recent obsession with me trying to 'pwnz' people? I was simply replying to you, and explaining that ; yes, my MSN profile is up there because I'm not opposed to people messaging me, but not tards like yay or tom. I might have been abrasive, sure, but that's me. That's me in real life, that's me here. I don't sit around thinking "omgzoz this is so a pwnzorz!" and scoffing about it. I might do that for the absolute insane freaks like Maria, but that's only because I know I'm seriously seriously hurting her.

Seriously man, change your tampon and get over me.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:57 PM
You do realize that by calling you out I actually give you an excuse to explain yourself? Appriciate it, dick.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 03:08 PM
Is that it? I was never actually looking for an excuse to explain myself, never gave any hints that I might have been (that I know of), so it still doesn't quite sit right.

Look, man, If I've said or done something that upset you without realising it, damn, just let me know. I'll apologise, give you a little e-cuddle, and that'll be it. There's no need to get your vag all dry and make snide bitchy comments whenever you can like a spurned teenage girl. PM me if it's something you'd rather talk about in private, I'll show you my soft, sensitive side. Cause I'm getting the impression you've gotten yourself all menstruel about something and you're waiting for me to figure out what it is, and that's probably never gonna happen.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:11 PM
Is that it? I was never actually looking for an excuse to explain myself, never gave any hints that I might have been (that I know of), so it still doesn't quite sit right.

Look, man, If I've said or done something that upset you without realising it, damn, just let me know. I'll apologise, give you a little e-cuddle, and that'll be it. There's no need to get your vag all dry and make snide bitchy comments whenever you can like a spurned teenage girl. PM me if it's something you'd rather talk about in private, I'll show you my soft, sensitive side. Cause I'm getting the impression you've gotten yourself all menstruel about something and you're waiting for me to figure out what it is, and that's probably never gonna happen.I don't understand you. One day you're encouraging kids to commit suicide, the next you're showing signs of actually having a sensitive side. Do you suffer from Schizophrenia?

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 03:13 PM
See, what I mean. I help you create the impression that you have a very complex personality.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:13 PM
You shouldn't clarify someone's nationality before you look at where they are currently located.It doesn't make a difference wanker. You are Chinease, you're picture and username say so. The fact you are located in Sweden doesn't mean shit. My father is Kiwi, he lives here. My mother is Maltease she lives here. If you are chinease, you are chinease.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 03:14 PM
It doesn't make a difference wanker. You are Chinease, you're picture and username say so. The fact you are located in Sweden doesn't mean shit. My father is Kiwi, he lives here. My mother is Maltease she lives here. If you are chinease, you are chinease.

By that logic, I'm Scottish. Though my family haven't lived in Scotland since the sixth century AD.

Och. Aye?

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 03:15 PM
Yay shut the fuck up.

coke_a_holic
12-06-2005, 03:16 PM
Chinease sounds like a product to relieve your jaw of pressure.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:17 PM
By that logic, I'm Scottish. Though my family haven't lived in Scotland since the sixth century AD.

Och. Aye?No, I consider it to be the country you are born in/the type of culture you have been raised up in. There is no point saying China Boy is Swedish, when he takes proudly to being Chinease, and his family probably only speak Chinease at home and only eat Chinease food.

China Boy
12-06-2005, 03:19 PM
It doesn't make a difference wanker. You are Chinease, you're picture and username say so. The fact you are located in Sweden doesn't mean shit. My father is Kiwi, he lives here. My mother is Maltease she lives here. If you are chinease, you are chinease.
My picture?
What kind of "chinease" people have you been seeing?

yay
12-06-2005, 03:21 PM
My picture?
What kind of "chinease" people have you been seeing?Well, I'm trying not to sound racist, but you look like you're yellow skinned in that picture. And you have the round face.

China Boy
12-06-2005, 03:23 PM
Well, I'm trying not to sound racist, but you look like you're yellow skinned in that picture. And you have the round face.

In my country, we have an image-editing application called Photoshop.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:25 PM
In my country, we have an image-editing application called Photoshop.Yes, I happen to have that program. But that program is known to make very realistic images. How could I tell you used Photoshop?

wheelchairman
12-06-2005, 03:25 PM
Yay is not good at communicating.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:28 PM
Yay is not good at communicating.In real life I am. But yes I agree, I always say shit before thinking over phone and on internet.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 03:29 PM
It pisses me off how any association with a race, even as a joke, has now become a subject to insults.

China Boy
12-06-2005, 03:32 PM
There appears to be some confusion about my nationality. Therefore I will post a brief timeline of my life.

1991: Born in Sweden to Swedish Parents.
2001: Moved to China, since my Swedish father had business there. Developed a hatred for Chinese Food.
2004: Moved back to Sweden.
2005: Joined the Offspring BBS. Took the name China Boy, since my Swedish friends call me that because of my time in China.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 03:34 PM
See, what I mean. I help you create the impression that you have a very complex personality.

I don't. I respect you, I don't respect yay. It's that simple.


Oh, and yay ; stop emailing me.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:42 PM
I don't. I respect you, I don't respect yay. It's that simple.


Oh, and yay ; stop emailing me.Oh well Horny Pope should rejoice because you respect him. I feel saddened that I'm not respected by a racist druggo with no future.

You have no reason not to respect me. I am everything you want to be.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 03:44 PM
Oh well Horny Pope should rejoice because you respect him. I feel saddened that I'm not respected by a racist druggo with no future.

You have no reason not to respect me. I am everything you want to be.

You just made me snort Dr Pepper out of my nose.

WTF!

yay
12-06-2005, 03:49 PM
You just made me snort Dr Pepper out of my nose.

WTF!You should feel priviledged I helped you get that Dog Shit out of your mouth. Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting drink aside from Tomato Juice, in existance. They trialed it in Australia and it failed.

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Holy shit you switch your opinion about Justin more often than Maria.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 03:52 PM
You should feel priviledged I helped you get that Dog Shit out of your mouth. Dr. Pepper is the most disgusting drink aside from Tomato Juice, in existance. They trialed it in Australia and it failed.

I happen to like Dr Pepper. But thanks for sharing.

Offspring7
12-06-2005, 03:52 PM
Would you talk to me on MSN?

yay
12-06-2005, 03:53 PM
Holy shit you switch your opinion about Justin more often than Maria.Yeah I keep thinking he's changed into a better person, and then he just lets me down. I'm not madly in love with him like Maria either.

0r4ng3
12-06-2005, 03:56 PM
Yeah I keep thinking he's changed into a better person, and then he just lets me down. I'm not madly in love with him like Maria either.
Oh, c'mon, you totally are. Just admit it, and we'll leave you alone.

yay
12-06-2005, 03:58 PM
Oh, c'mon, you totally are. Just admit it, and we'll leave you alone.Ok, FINE!! I'm turned on by Sin Studly's boyish good looks and racist attitude.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 04:03 PM
Would you talk to me on MSN?

I'd give you a chance, sure.

bd007h
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
what about me? not saying I'd actually IM you though.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
You
Yay
Sin Studly

CHORUS:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 1:

Dear Sin Studly, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the
bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or
somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot
'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your
daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm out to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm-a call her? I'm-a
name her Bonnie.

I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't
want him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit that you did with
Scam.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures,
man.
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was
fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.


CHORUS:

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


VERSE 2:

Dear Sin Studly, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you
have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't
answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to
but you could have signed an autograph for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and ya just said no.
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write
you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither.
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em
on.
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush
for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Sin Studly, no one
does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us
growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should be together too.


CHORUS:

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 3:

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you
hear it.
I'm in the car right now. I'm doing 90 on the freeway.
Hey Sin Studly, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to
drive?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In
The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy
from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he
found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from drowning.
Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm
drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the
wall.
I love you Sin Studly, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you
dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you
scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't
breathe without me.
See Sin Studly, {screaming} shut up bitch, I'm trying to
talk
Hey Sin Studly, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk.
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see
I ain't like you.
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, and then
she'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
out?

{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into
the water}


CHORUS:

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

VERSE 4:

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just
been busy.
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along
is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your
daughter that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: I wrote it
on your Starter cap.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must have
missed you.
Don't think I did that shit intentionally, just to
diss you.
And what's this shit you said about you like to cut
your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin' dawg, c'mon, how fucked
up is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some
counselin'
To help your ass from bouncin' off the walls when you
get down some.

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each
other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each
other.
Or maybe you just need to treat her better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you,
but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want
you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit.
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was
pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape but it didn't say who
it was to
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you.
DAMN!




Our Friendship
Sin, I like you man why cant we be friends? I have never hated you, but merely always been overwhelmed by your success. I know we can be lifetime buddies if we put our minds to it. Just add me back on msn, and talk nicely to me on The Offspring forums, and we may have a chance.

I know your a good guy just crying out for attention, but as far as many can see your just a racist halfwit with no future, unlike me. I am willing to do anything for you Sin, your a good guy and I can see that.

So anyways thats all mate, and I take great pride in calling you that now. Know this anytime you want to spam Offspring Forums, just let me know and I'll only be to happy to give you instructions on the best way to do so.

Your Brother from another Mother,
King Yay.
BTW, I have already entered you into my exclusive club, YAYUS Christus. It is so exclusive, I had to give it a religious name. You will receive Automated periodic porn from me, free of charge, along with the latest monthly news on my life and how I'm going, as well as free gifts once in a while.

To leave this exclusive club at anytime send an email saying "STOP" to this email address.
Love your Pal without a Gal
King Yay.


Dude, he totally is in love.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-06-2005, 04:07 PM
I'd bet you block me the second you see "I'm Lo-".

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 04:09 PM
Ugh, you people. I state that there are a few people I wouldn't mind talking to and you all start clamouring to have your egos validated.

bd007h ; no chance
Lodat ; yeah, you seem to have improved

Rancid_Guyxxx
12-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Now you're going to get a mass amount of people adding you to MSN, ha. Not that it's a bad thing ofcourse.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-06-2005, 04:19 PM
Awesome .

bd007h
12-06-2005, 04:23 PM
bd007h ; no chance



didn't think so

T-6005
12-06-2005, 04:29 PM
You know, if you so badly need to be accepted by Sin Studly, PM him about it or something - it takes up valuable space on my screen to have you all jostling for his attention like semi-illiterate 10-year old girls who want a Good Charlotte autograph.

"EY, EY! LOOK ME LOOK ME!"
"NO NO LOOK ME TOO! I MEAN INSTEAD!"

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
12-06-2005, 04:37 PM
I just asked him-- 'cause i wanted to know.

T-6005
12-06-2005, 04:45 PM
Nimrod In Town']I just asked him-- 'cause i wanted to know.
I got that - you and everyone else.

JohnnyNemesis
12-06-2005, 04:52 PM
Funny things about this thread:

-Vlad's "don't put your MSN in your profile" thing. Putting one's contact information in a profile doesn't justify some idiot who knows they shouldn't be talking to you coming on and harassing you.

-yay calling Sin Studly a racist in the same thread where he makes derogatory statements about the Chinese is just beautiful.

-yay's continued sucktitude at all things life.

-Those e-mails. Holy shit, that's scary. Reminds me of a PM I once received:



Hey brother,
I really do wanna put our differences aside and become friends. I'm sick of fighting. You are a good man and as we all came from God, you are also my not so close brother. Hopefully though, since we are brothers, we can become closer. I have given up my spamming ways, and hope to make this a better community for everyone.

SInce we are trying to become closer, I give you this message to begin with, If we want to make this a better forum, PLEASE get Sin Studly banned. He has never done anything to me, but he is bad for the forum. Look I do like you man, so please don't let your brother from another mother down.

If you ever want anything in return from me, I will only be to happy to try and help you out. Anything from a picture of my ass (Not that you would want it, but i'm trying to make a point) to a thread devoted to you, I will do it all.

Lets make this a better place for everyone. By the way, Look out for my new Online book titled The secret Diaries of YAY: Into the mind of a spammer. It will be released around December 1st and will be mostly comedy, but contains some very serious stuff which you might want to know about spammers. Especially serial ones like myself, who have turned to the light side.

Cya

T-6005
12-06-2005, 04:57 PM
"turned to the light side"?

Being EIGHTEEN clouds the mind, young one. Being EIGHTEEN is difficult. Leads to fear, being EIGHTEEN does. To the dark side, to spamming, will being EIGHTEEN lead.

Sin Studly
12-06-2005, 04:58 PM
yay sent me a few pms like that a while ago, but I've since deleted them all. Shame, or I'd post them here too.

All About Eve
12-06-2005, 05:06 PM
I don't have mine up just because no one would message me anyways.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 05:07 PM
Actually, I'd message you. Dave message AAE long time.

All About Eve
12-06-2005, 05:08 PM
Then I must surely add it, for I crave for the messaging of the Dave.

0r4ng3
12-06-2005, 05:09 PM
I don't add people, I wait for them to add me. For example, I only have 5 people on my MSN, and I've been meaning to delete one.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-06-2005, 05:12 PM
Guinness Fish Campaign Manager says:
*messages most heartily*
My Name is Golden says:
*receives lovingly*

You know, I think this may be the start of something beautiful.

coke_a_holic
12-06-2005, 07:31 PM
Yeah, I only talk to people when I have a question or when they start a conversation. I'm terrible at making up random discussions to have with people when I'm bored. So yeah, if you have me added and wonder why I never speak to you, it's because I never speak to anyone.

Offspring7
12-06-2005, 07:37 PM
Do most people on the boards have MSN?

I think it would've been fun to try and talk to Justin, but my user is not administrative so it says I can't use MSN Messenger.

Jebus
12-06-2005, 07:43 PM
I'm scared of talking to new people on aim. I would love to talk to some of you guys there but I wouldn't know what to say. I only talk to one person here on aim a regular basis because I'm used to her already.


Yeah, I only talk to people when I have a question or when they start a conversation. I'm terrible at making up random discussions to have with people when I'm bored.
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Offspring7
12-06-2005, 07:45 PM
Well, whats your s/n? (oh and i automatically abbreviated it) screenname.

coke_a_holic
12-06-2005, 07:47 PM
I'm scared of talking to new people on aim. I would love to talk to some of you guys there but I wouldn't know what to say. I only talk to one person here on a regular basis because I'm used to her already.
I have the same trouble. I added a bunch of people to my AIM, only to end up deleting them after a month all because they didn't even know I had their screen name. It's really annoying.

bd007h
12-06-2005, 07:49 PM
from the bbs I talk to Rancid_Guyxxx and beautifulnightmare on a regular basis. The people that I talk to on the bbs outside the boards know that I'm not as annoying and closed minded as I may seem on the boards

yay
12-06-2005, 08:00 PM
from the bbs I talk to Rancid_Guyxxx and beautifulnightmare on a regular basis. The people that I talk to on the bbs outside the boards know that I'm not as annoying and closed minded as I may seem on the boardsNo-one thinks that besides Sin Studly.

bd007h
12-06-2005, 10:09 PM
actually, quite a few do

Nicole
12-06-2005, 10:39 PM
I swear I saw this coming a mile off.

Yay, are you on the east coast by any chance? You seem to have the right attitude.

Blue_Dragon
12-06-2005, 10:46 PM
from the bbs I talk to Rancid_Guyxxx and beautifulnightmare on a regular basis. The people that I talk to on the bbs outside the boards know that I'm not as annoying and closed minded as I may seem on the boards
this is true.

yay
12-07-2005, 01:47 AM
I swear I saw this coming a mile off.

Yay, are you on the east coast by any chance? You seem to have the right attitude.I live on the East coast of Australia.