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wheelchairman
12-06-2005, 02:46 PM
There are 3 candidates:

Candidate A: Has anal sex, and is renowned for her bad taste in the arts. Has never left the continent she lives on. Drinks regularly and often embarrasses herself while drunk in public. Lives off of welfare and has never held a job. Has been known to smoke hash.

Candidate B: Joined the Republican Youth. Doesn't take responsibility seriously, with regards to education and work. And the internet is a host to his many homosexual experiences. He also psychologically tortures his fat half brother.

Candidate C: Speaks several languages. Travels often, and is quite intelligent. He still studies and has aims at going towards the top. He has been active for quite some time in politics, and is well-known in the politics forum. Not to mention he is quite good looking and charming.

Who do you vote for, for President?

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:48 PM
Tizz. Fo sho'.

wheelchairman
12-06-2005, 02:49 PM
Why these are fictional candidates!

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:50 PM
Of course they are.

The third candidate has a very small penis. Smaller than mine, even. True story... about a fictional character.

wheelchairman
12-06-2005, 02:50 PM
Yeah, it's like a cigarette. :(

HornyPope
12-06-2005, 02:52 PM
Cigarette < cigar

Tizzalicious
12-06-2005, 03:52 PM
A! She sounds so perfect <3

T-6005
12-06-2005, 03:53 PM
I'm going to stick with A or B - I know exactly what happened last time the world saw a leader as capable as C. You can't let the people leading you be capable or things might get done right. Who wants that?

0r4ng3
12-06-2005, 03:56 PM
After voting for all the choices, I realized something. Why do we need a multiple-choice poll for president?

Tizzalicious
12-06-2005, 04:09 PM
Because Per is teh stupidz.

Also, I'd totally be candidate C's Monica Lewinski.

Revolver-2005?
12-06-2005, 04:12 PM
a...i mean why not right?

Betty
12-06-2005, 06:26 PM
More votes for sexy candidate B!

That_Guy91
12-06-2005, 06:27 PM
The first time i read this thread's title, i thought it sad "erection".

wheelchairman
12-06-2005, 10:46 PM
Also, I'd totally be candidate C's Monica Lewinski.
I don't know, I think Candidate C knows better than to get involved with social scum like you!

(asl plz?)

Vera
12-06-2005, 11:20 PM
I VOTE TIZZ CUZ I GET TEH JOKE.

Whee.

*drinks tea&Baileys*

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 12:56 AM
I don't know, I think Candidate C knows better than to get involved with social scum like you!

(asl plz?)

14/f/USA

Or maybe 41/f/USA would be more your thing?

Izie
12-07-2005, 01:01 AM
Hello, Tizz has buttsex, it's no contest.

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 01:02 AM
Only with you though!

Izie
12-07-2005, 01:05 AM
Buttsex is buttsex.

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 01:06 AM
If it's a reason to vor for me (Candidate A, I mean) it all works for me.

Izie
12-07-2005, 01:09 AM
Yups, works.

Promise to be nice when you win?

(wtf is this election for anyway?)

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 01:14 AM
I have no idea.

And of course I'll be nice, you can be my personal buttslut then. Not much will change.

Izie
12-07-2005, 01:16 AM
...mostly because it's an election for nothing :p

And youareMYbuttslut!

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 01:17 AM
buttbuddies 4-eva remember?

It's an election for president it says above the poll. So I'll be presidentalicious.

Izie
12-07-2005, 01:30 AM
...president of what? :p

And weeeeeee buttbuddies :D

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 01:35 AM
I have no idea :( Ask Per.

wheelchairman
12-07-2005, 03:08 AM
It's because Voodoomagik last night made a similar topic, that was just gay. So I made a better version. YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT PAYING ATTENTION!

Tizzalicious
12-07-2005, 03:11 AM
I knew that! I read everything because I have no life :(

Yatesy
12-07-2005, 06:20 AM
I voted C, I read the original one and it wasn't that good seeing as I've heard it so many times.

wheelchairman
12-07-2005, 07:06 AM
Lolz Yatesy got the correct answer.

C is albert Einstein, B is Dexter Holland and A is Gwen Stefani.