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<<Angry Kid>>
12-08-2005, 12:04 PM
#1
Then the second one was Andy,
By God he was a dandy,
They crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumin' in the brandy!

#2
Heres a llama, theres a llama and another little llama,
Funny llama, fuzzy llama,
llama llama DUCK
I was once a treehouse and lived in a cake,
But I never found the way,
the orange slayed the rake....

your turn..

Megs
12-08-2005, 12:06 PM
i like the first one. mainly because it's my ex's name.

ruroken
12-08-2005, 12:08 PM
Why'd you post this crap?

<<Angry Kid>>
12-08-2005, 12:09 PM
Why'd you post this crap?
Why'd you reply to my crap?

ruroken
12-08-2005, 12:10 PM
To tell you it sucks. Duh.

Megs
12-08-2005, 12:10 PM
no offense ruroken, but that was a good comeback.

ruroken
12-08-2005, 12:13 PM
no offense ruroken, but that was a good comeback.
Why would that be offensive? :confused:

<<Angry Kid>>
12-08-2005, 12:17 PM
Rhymes anyone?

ruroken
12-08-2005, 12:18 PM
No. Stop trying. And get a job being a hooker.

<<Angry Kid>>
12-08-2005, 12:20 PM
No. Stop trying. And get a job being a hooker.
Haaa haa ha that was a great one!

ruroken
12-08-2005, 12:21 PM
I'm not kidding. You're completely useless otherwise.

<<Angry Kid>>
12-08-2005, 12:23 PM
So you're saying if I go and become a hooker my life will have meaning right?

ruroken
12-08-2005, 01:27 PM
No...I'm saying that's all you're good for.

Apathy
12-08-2005, 01:37 PM
You got that llama one from some stupid little flash on the internet. It was pretty funny the first time I saw it, i'll admit it.

Not sure what my point is here, but This topic is pretty much pointless too, so blah.

noodlesfan
12-08-2005, 04:19 PM
i have a poem that i wanted to share.


VAGINAL VIVISECTION


In for her check-up, her doctor's not here
She's seven months pregnant and starting to fear
A new doctor she's given, he's just out of school
The look in his eyes shows that he can be cruel
'Doctor, will everything be all right?", she asks
The doctor just smiles and turns on the gas
Now she's unconscious, the fun can begin
A serrated speculum is crudely shoved in
Vaginal vivisection begins...
Scalpel cuts away at the Labia Majoria
Blood begins to flow from the wound
Perineum is hacked, more blood runs out the gash
He slurps it up like soup with a sterling silver spoon
Clitoral hood is sliced and removed with a knife
The clitoris itself is burned away
A solution is injected that will make her cunt infected
Green discharge will spew forth every day
A razor sharp set of human false teeth
Inserted in his mouth
With carnivorous cunnilingus
He literally eats her out
He uses a drill, the baby he'll kill
Remains are expelled, jarred, labeled, and shelved
Torn to shreads, her insides bleed red
A blow from a hammer, her pubic bone shattered
He turns off the gas, she wakes from her sleep
The pain is tremendous, she lets out a shriek
The damage won't kill her; she'll live a long time
But pain will be with her till the day she dies

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-08-2005, 04:22 PM
I'm obsessed with this song right now.

Miiiiseeess...
Lander was a helper, she cooked food in a wok,
Mr harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the Rooster just wont quit,
And I dont want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shitzus make good housepets, they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys are not good to have cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his
Ballsan was a writer, he lived with Alan Front,
Mrs Roberts didn't like him, but that's cos she's a
Cunt-aminated water, can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, and it will bring you luck,
And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying fuck!

0r4ng3
12-08-2005, 05:29 PM
Once upon a time lived an orange...

...

...

oh, fuck.

WebDudette
12-08-2005, 07:13 PM
The first one is from a Sex Pistols song is it not.

0r4ng3
12-08-2005, 07:18 PM
I don't understand the point of this thread. If it's just song lyrics, then I completely made an idiot out of myself in the other post.

coke_a_holic
12-08-2005, 07:24 PM
The first one is from a Sex Pistols song is it not.
Yes, it is.

And, this song has been plaguing my mind for a loooong time:

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
The air is getting SLIPPERY and it's not to my surprise
My heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat it fills my eyes
I do not mind what I excrete 'cause
I'm here to make a buck
And those that cannot take the heat can take a flying...
Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here

The dogs are barking merrily as Jerry sits on high
If you've studied your Floyd PROPERLY, you'd know that pigs could fly
Now if you want an encore you might hear is at luck
But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...
Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here

Now, Fatty, he's a hell of a guy but he sweats like a dancing mule
He likes to hang out at Checker Gas with the Chets he knew from high school
He sold enough crystal meth to buy a stepside truck
But if you ask me twice I'd say the boy ain't worth a...
Forgive me if I hesitate
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here

The act of perspiration is far beyond control
If the heat compels to aspirate please try not to miss the bowl
If sweatiness makes you horny, well darlin' I think you're in luck
'Cause all this clever banter gives me the urge to FUCK

<<Angry Kid>>
12-09-2005, 09:35 AM
I don't understand the point of this thread. If it's just song lyrics, then I completely made an idiot out of myself in the other post.
It was meant to be funny rhymes but I don't know now, Its turned into random shit, ok maybe it started off as random shit....

JohnnyNemesis
12-09-2005, 09:40 AM
Shut the fuck up, Angry Kid. No insults, no debates, just shut the fuck up.

<<Angry Kid>>
12-09-2005, 09:55 AM
Shut the fuck up, Angry Kid. No insults, no debates, just shut the fuck up.
:D




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