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wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:36 PM
Per: I hate you!
Tizz: But I don't hate you.
Per: This is like a bad Olsen-twins film.
Tizz: How's that? Would I say I like you. And then leave, and die. Then you would realize how much you missed me. And kill yourself.
Per: Fuck tizz, way to plagiarize shakespeare. Did you think I wouldn't notice? You LODAT.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:37 PM
You totally fucked up the quotes. *hate* *kills self*

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:38 PM
Kills yourself? Is that a Hamlet reference? You toolbox! Stop copying shakespeare! People are going to notice!

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:39 PM
But I AM shakespeare!

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:40 PM
But I AM shakespeare!
No you're not Shakespeare is a guy from England!
http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/shakespeare.jpg

And this is a pic of Shakespeare that one of his friends posted. That looks nothing like you! Besides your IP address says Holland!

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:42 PM
I moved. And had surgery.

I would send you a birthcertificate, but my scanner broke. And photobucket, imageshack and tinypic don't work.

Jebus
12-09-2005, 07:42 PM
seriously, is all of this staged or spontaneous? because I'm laughing way too hard.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:43 PM
seriously, is all of this staged or spontaneous? because I'm laughing way too hard.

Lolz, you said hard.

We are just fucked up, and Per lies :(

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:43 PM
Funny how your scanner and photobucket accounts work other times!

Jebus, this is completely spontaneous.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:45 PM
I don't know why they don't work. Your e-mail address doesn't work either. I really AM shakespeare though. And did I tell you about my hot girlfriend?

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:46 PM
OMG Shakespeare in Love wasn't even written by Shakespeare you dummy! Why don't you give me your msn so I can see your picture.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:47 PM
Well, I'm not in love! (I just like ;)), so that story was bullshit anyway. Your MSN doesn't work. Or maybe it's mine. I could try on my dad's computer, but he just died :(:(:(

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Ouch :(
And if your dad is dead why doesn't his computer work? At least make a lie that makes sense! God I need a cappucino and a smoke at starbucks before I go to work with my 17'' penis.

0r4ng3
12-09-2005, 07:49 PM
I could try on my dad's computer, but he just died :(:(:(
This is the official point where I started lolzing.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:50 PM
I need his password. I used to have it, but then I made out with another EMO-guy, and he said: WHATTA HOMOS & EMOS! And changed his password.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:51 PM
God I need a cappucino and a smoke at starbucks before I go to work with my 17'' penis.

OMG, it's so big!

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:52 PM
I need his password. I used to have it, but then I made out with another EMO-guy, and he said: WHATTA HOMOS & EMOS! And changed his password.
Okay no-dad, then how did he die?

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:53 PM
Okay no-dad, then how did he die?

He hated my mom, then she said: well I love you, and left and died. And then he realised he missed her. And killed himself.

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:55 PM
He hated my mom, then she said: well I love you, and left and died. And then he realised he missed her. And killed himself.
You fucking liar. You're plagiarizing Shakespeare again! What is wrong with you? Seriously how pathetic is it, that you feel the need to compulsively lie about everything, and not even lie creatively.

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:56 PM
You fucking liar. You're plagiarizing Shakespeare again! What is wrong with you? Seriously how pathetic is it, that you feel the need to compulsively lie about everything, and not even lie creatively.

I AM shakespeare. I wrote that based on my parents. This was right after I made this chav cry.

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 07:58 PM
But you said you wrote it yourself! What the hell?

Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 07:58 PM
I did write that. GO FUCK YOUR DAD!!!!!

wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 08:00 PM
Well no-dad, I'd fuck your dad if you *had* one! And you so didn't write that, Juliet!

Offspring7
12-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Hahaha...this is great. Damn near brilliant.

T-6005
12-09-2005, 08:19 PM
This is definitely amusing.

Mythomania is not a good thing, though.

The_Hombre
12-09-2005, 08:28 PM
I think Per and Tizz have been at the happy juice.

http://angelsherbs.com/images/Products/721101.jpg

Sin Studly
12-09-2005, 08:33 PM
I think the Hombre should get into some of the Make-Everybody-Else-Happy Juice.

http://www.portfolio.mvm.ed.ac.uk/studentwebs/session2/group12/strybott.jpg

The_Hombre
12-09-2005, 08:47 PM
Haha! So funny!

http://www.rawpower.co.uk/acatalog/grover_nelsonhaha.gif

Homer
12-09-2005, 08:57 PM
^ That was t3h gayzzz!!111

The_Hombre
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
^ That was t3h gayzzz!!111

^^
^^
No, that was

Homer
12-09-2005, 09:04 PM
pwned .

The_Hombre
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
shit. sorry. i feel like a massive shit now.

I didn't mean to offend you!!!!!111 really, i want us to be matez!!!!!!11!!!!! lolz!!!

JohnnyNemesis
12-10-2005, 12:36 AM
I approve of this thread, though I must admit that The_Hombre was slightly lame in it. He gets a 2/10, while Per and Tizz earn a 9/10. Sin Studly earned a 10/10 in that last post.

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 04:46 AM
You're sillies.

wheelchairman
12-10-2005, 11:34 AM
Bumped. Because we're the funnies. And people should just ignore Ste. IGNORE STE. you peasants.

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 11:38 AM
you peasants.

*cackles* Don't insult my origins!

wheelchairman
12-10-2005, 11:41 AM
*cackles* Don't insult my origins!
I just finished reading of Ivanka. if only this bbs knew...

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 11:53 AM
I just finished reading of Ivanka. if only this bbs knew...

If Ivanka was real, I'd totally growl her out like a submissive bitch.

Sin Studly
12-10-2005, 11:56 AM
I've added more to Ivanka, go read the updates.

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 11:58 AM
Omgwtf *salivates*

wheelchairman
12-10-2005, 11:59 AM
If Ivanka was real, I'd totally growl her out like a submissive bitch.
Growl? wtf? You'd totally eat her (in the cannibal way you sick fuck :p) like the 1337 you are.

Sin Studly
12-10-2005, 11:59 AM
Bitch, read the Ivanka updates.

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 12:00 PM
Bahahaha, she's totally teh hawt sects! Eat her OUT.

Sin Studly
12-10-2005, 12:01 PM
Amon Göth says:
even though she's fictional, i kinda got a little crush on her

Mistress Bleak says:
hehehe
Mistress Bleak says:
me too
Mistress Bleak says:
she's like a role model



.... crazy fucking sick freak.

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 12:02 PM
Oh, shut the fuck up. Or I'll bite. Hard.

Sin Studly
12-10-2005, 12:05 PM
Or beat me into a permanantly vegetative state?

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2005, 12:06 PM
Punching bag wanted. Badly.

wheelchairman
12-10-2005, 12:08 PM
I want to see gray matter out the ears. That was so visual it was almost art. Christ.

Sin Studly
12-10-2005, 12:09 PM
Heh, art in triage reports. Who'd have thunk it?

HornyPope
12-10-2005, 02:49 PM
Well Per sure showed her! An inspiration to the rest of us men.

Tizzalicious
12-11-2005, 01:11 AM
Well Per sure showed her! An inspiration to the rest of us men.

I'm so pwn3d :(