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Back in Black
12-10-2005, 08:33 AM
I'm jump starting my car right now. And then I'm going to get insurance on it and then I'll be driving my car instead of always having to use my mom's car. Because sometimes she goes places and I have to walk to work. So now I can go whereever, whenever I want. I'm so excited. I'm going to whack off in celebration.

Sinister
12-10-2005, 08:37 AM
and he can't get anyone else to whack him off.

Idiot
12-10-2005, 09:49 AM
But that he can get someone to whack him.

Back in Black
12-10-2005, 12:59 PM
and he can't get anyone else to whack him off.
My right hand is all I need.

0r4ng3
12-10-2005, 02:50 PM
That's bullshit. How are you gonna type/navigate a mouse, in that case?

pretty fly 88
12-10-2005, 04:33 PM
I had to jump start my car on Thursday. But it's okay now.

H1T_That
12-10-2005, 06:04 PM
I'm jump starting my car right now.


how the fuck are you typing then..

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 07:56 PM
I'm jump starting my car right now. And then I'm going to get insurance on it and then I'll be driving my car instead of always having to use my mom's car. Because sometimes she goes places and I have to walk to work. So now I can go whereever, whenever I want. I'm so excited. I'm going to whack off in celebration.

Quick hand count:

Who cares?

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 07:56 PM
How is this not spam?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 07:58 PM
Because it's kind of a discussion. I suppose.

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 07:59 PM
This is basically a thread saying "I'm going to jack off 672974 times today instead of 672973," basically. Could I make one just saying that and get away with it?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:02 PM
Oh, the other mods can decide. I've had a long day and I really don't care enough right now.

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:03 PM
Awwz for Dave. How bout some good ol' buttsecks before bed?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:11 PM
Awwz for Dave. How bout some good ol' buttsecks before bed?

As long as it involves you doing most of it and me watching a good TV show.

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:12 PM
As long as it involves you doing most of it and me watching a good TV show.

In that case it's over. I think I'm coming down with a stomach virus anyways, so we'll pass on that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:13 PM
Well that's just *folds arms* great.

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:15 PM
Soz. = (

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:16 PM
*Clicks fingers* BITCH?

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:16 PM
You tryin' to say somethin', hoe?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:17 PM
Oh no you di'nt!

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:20 PM
I think I jes did, bia! *overexaggerated anime scene of All About Eve morphing into overweight middle-aged black woman* You better watch yo'self!

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:21 PM
LOL, ur a woman!!

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:21 PM
LOL, ur a woman!!

Read the edits and then say that to my face.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-10-2005, 08:22 PM
You're a scarily good overweight black woman.

*giggles*

All About Eve
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
*loses 457 pounds and an extra 17 pounds of melanin and returns to normal*

Glad that's over.

Back in Black
12-11-2005, 08:12 AM
how the fuck are you typing then..
because I was charging it, dumbass.