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BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:33 PM
This apology is for my last thread; in which i suggested a game take place where people would comment on the person who posted before them.

It was made in the best of intentions, and, as i have not been involved in the movements of the board for a long while now, did not realise and appreciate the full feelings such a thread would provoke.

So because of that i offer my fullest and most whole-hearted apology to everyone who was affected by my most haenius(sp) of mistakes. I hope you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

I feel so ashamed, i am so sorry. And i promised myself i wouldnt cry...

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:34 PM
*prepares for any potential overreaction to latch onto*

coke_a_holic
12-11-2005, 03:35 PM
It's fine, it's just that we have worked hard to get rid of that thread and we don't want it back. Ever.

T-6005
12-11-2005, 03:35 PM
Hmm. Alright then. Moving on.

H1T_That
12-11-2005, 03:35 PM
your thread werent going too badly until the pensioner blow-job session started....it kinda went downhill from there..

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:36 PM
...but i feel i have let you all down :( ok enough of that

Rag Doll
12-11-2005, 03:38 PM
You didn't know. Now you did. You didn't whine and bitch when it was deleted. All is fine.

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 03:40 PM
I still don't get the colossal board sensitivity over the existence of that thread. Christ.

ruroken
12-11-2005, 03:41 PM
I don't know who you are, or what the hell you did [at least, not perfectly]. Nor do I care. This thread wasn't necessary anyway.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:42 PM
Rag Doll - exactly.

Dusky - unfortunately, no. It will be condoned to BBS folklore

Wheelchairman - i agree totally

Rag Doll
12-11-2005, 03:42 PM
Per, for me, it's that within a page or 2 it devolves into SWOYM version 2.0. Sooo....why not just use SWOYM? Instead of 2 threads for the same thing, it'll just be 1.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:43 PM
I don't know who you are, or what the hell you did [at least, not perfectly]. Nor do I care. This thread wasn't necessary anyway.

bless you, you almost qualify for my "no sense of humour" list

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Because SWATPAY (or whatever) isn't on the thread and is hard to find.

ruroken
12-11-2005, 03:46 PM
Since when are faggoted threads funny?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:47 PM
since now babes, get with the times

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:49 PM
:eek: :eek:

ruroken
12-11-2005, 03:49 PM
But you're just boring, man! leave the room. *stamps foot* I repeat: do me the pleasure of leaving. You have no sense how... galling you are.
Who the hell are you talking to and WHY haven't you gotten any psychiatric help yet?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:50 PM
Who the hell are you talking to and WHY haven't you gotten any psychiatric help yet?

out of office hours

Rag Doll
12-11-2005, 03:50 PM
Because SWATPAY (or whatever) isn't on the thread and is hard to find.


I know what you're saying....but if they want it, they can search/bump it. or not.

But yeah, this discussion has been done to death on this board, and we'll never agree...so I'll just leave it at that, m'dear =)

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 03:50 PM
Because SWATPAY (or whatever) isn't on the thread and is hard to find.
Say Whatever About The Person Above You

I honestly don't know what SWOYM stands for.

Rag Doll
12-11-2005, 03:51 PM
swoym - say whatevers on your mind

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:51 PM
Say Whatever About The Person Above You


i was going to ask what that meant, but thought i'd look stupid

ruroken
12-11-2005, 03:51 PM
out of office hours
I don't get it.


Oh, and I read the last part of the first post. NOW I get that it's a joke. I didn't read that part yet.

All About Eve
12-11-2005, 03:51 PM
I honestly don't know what SWOYM stands for.

Say What/Whatever's On Your Mind, if I'm not mistaken. Took me a while to get it too.

Edit: Beat me to it:(.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 03:53 PM
I don't get it.


Oh, and I read the last part of the first post. NOW I get that it's a joke. I didn't read that part yet.


haha dude i like you, you're great

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:36 PM
I still don't get the colossal board sensitivity over the existence of that thread. Christ.
I still don't get why you have to object every time people complain about jackass threads.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:37 PM
i make jackass threads? :eek: :eek:

actually, fair enough, its true

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:38 PM
This message is hidden because BATWT is on your ignore list.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:39 PM
you're really cool

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:41 PM
This message is hidden because BATWT is on your ignore list .

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:41 PM
what guy? and whats a spam-crapper? its a hell of a name!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:43 PM
This message is hidden because BATWT is on your ignore list .

i like the fact that even though you have someone on your "ignore list" (as if you're sad enough to do that!?), you can still see a message that says the above. that rocks.

and i really couldn't care less if i am being "ignored". the people who don't like me bore me anyway

Sunny
12-11-2005, 04:43 PM
i have absolutely NO idea what the fuck is going on.

beep. ;

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:44 PM
The tears stand in my eyes... spam-crapper that's a phrase i coined on the spur of the mo I just thought that described Not Ozymandias to a T.

i like it, but i could think of better things to call him, lol.

no, he's doing what he thinks is appropriate, i should leave him be

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 04:44 PM
I still don't get why you have to object every time people complain about jackass threads.
I don't, when actions are taken against such threads, is when I voice my opinion.

I don't know why you even think your opinion should matter though, all you've done on this board is literally


this post cannot be read because insert username is on your ignore list
and Lemonparty.

You used to be like...productive, interesting, not a troll. What happened?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:44 PM
i have absolutely NO idea what the fuck is going on.

beep. ;

welcome! neither do we!

Conspiracy of One
12-11-2005, 04:45 PM
BATWAT, he's ignore listed half of the users on this forum. And he actually posts that message, heh.

ruroken
12-11-2005, 04:47 PM
BATWAT, he's ignore listed half of the users on this forum. And he actually posts that message, heh.
How the hell come I've NEVER heard of this person, and you know this?

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:48 PM
I don't, when actions are taken against such threads, is when I voice my opinion.

I don't know why you even think your opinion should matter though, all you've done on this board is literally


and Lemonparty.

You used to be like...productive, interesting, not a troll. What happened?
You do it near-constantly, when people are complaining about shit threads and/or requesting deletion it seems like you're always there criticizing people for complaining, asking why we care. It makes you sound like a total asshole which sucks because you never sound like that otherwise.


I make myself laugh, I'm all that counts.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:50 PM
BATWAT, he's ignore listed half of the users on this forum. And he actually posts that message, heh.

i take it you mean me? only you were being "funny" and turning BATWT into "BATWAT" because it is offensive?

problem is, i havent ignore listed anyone :eek: and don't intend to. it's much more fun reading your little posts

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 04:51 PM
You do it near-constantly, when people are complaining about shit threads and/or requesting deletion it seems like you're always there criticizing people for complaining, asking why we care. It makes you sound like a total asshole which sucks because you never sound like that otherwise.


I make myself laugh, I'm all that counts.
Indeed, I just don't understand why it bothers most people. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that it only bothers some people because certain others are bothered by it and people do so enjoy copycatting to gain favor.

And touché, that's good enough for me.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:51 PM
go maria! go maria!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:52 PM
I make myself laugh, I'm all that counts.

for that comment alone, i now like you

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:52 PM
:cool: hah

Conspiracy of One
12-11-2005, 04:52 PM
Oh, i'm sorry. Seriously, whenever I read your username I don't spell out your username in my head I put it together into "Bat twat." My apologies.

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:53 PM
that guy! hahhaha *slaps thigh* he's the bestest spam-crapper of the board imo...

The tears stand in my eyes... spam-crapper that's a phrase i coined on the spur of the mo I just thought that described Not Ozymandias to a T.

yeah, he does the appropriate, he's spam-crapping. we agree.

his wife left him. took to drinking. He's got bitter on bitter.

Not Ozymandias, you know where you can shove your opinions. Why don't you dig yourself a hole & thrust your head in it?vjust rid ourselves of your presence for good. you smell.
That's 5 posts about me without a single word about you on my part in this thread.
Can I take this as a sign that I should expect to start getting psychotic emails?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:54 PM
Oh, i'm sorry. Seriously, whenever I read your username I don't spell out your username in my head I put it together into "Bat twat." My apologies.

i accept your apology my friend, you are indeed forgiven. i am happy to know i have indeed, won. :cool:

Not Ozymandias
12-11-2005, 04:55 PM
Indeed, I just don't understand why it bothers most people. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that it only bothers some people because certain others are bothered by it and people do so enjoy copycatting to gain favor.

And touché, that's good enough for me.
Idiotic threads bother mainly us because we're not idiots ourselves. There are always hangers-on here, that's nothing new.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:55 PM
That's 5 posts about me without a single word about you on my part in this thread.
Can I take this as a sign that I should expect to start getting psychotic emails?

not yet my friend, not yet..

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:56 PM
Idiotic threads bother mainly us because we're not idiots ourselves. There are always hangers-on here, that's nothing new.

i'm a hanger-on then. ok, ok.

Conspiracy of One
12-11-2005, 04:56 PM
i am happy to know i have indeed, won. :cool:
Whatever floats your boat, pal.

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 04:57 PM
Idiotic threads bother mainly us because we're not idiots ourselves. There are always hangers-on here, that's nothing new.
But as long as a portion of this bbs is idiots, we can expect idiotic threads. Until one of us gets admin rights, that's simply the way it will be. Why get worked up?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:57 PM
i like you, you make me laugh. whats your name? (to co1)

BATWT
12-11-2005, 04:59 PM
But as long as a portion of this bbs is idiots, we can expect idiotic threads. Until one of us gets admin rights, that's simply the way it will be. Why get worked up?

i have to say i really enjoy the way everyone seems to think i'm an idiot

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 05:02 PM
i have to say i really enjoy the way everyone seems to think i'm an idiot
I never called you an idiot.

Sinister
12-11-2005, 05:03 PM
Dear Bat Twat,

I'm taking this opportunity to propose to you. Publicly. Love me & the world shall be my oyster for all eternity. All you have to do is change sexes -that should not prove of insurmountable difficulty- & elope to France, where a hansom cab shall take us right into the midst of Transylvania. There lies my castle, a mansion flanked by two gruesome turrets. I'll make it snug for you, sweetheart.

Love,
Miss Dracula

holy shit, I almost pissed myself reading this.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:05 PM
I never called you an idiot.

no, you didn't actually. and i appreciate that. it wouldn't really matter either way as i know fully well i am not.

i remember you from the old board, but the only information i can recall is you are a socialist? or am i incredibly wrong?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:06 PM
holy shit, I almost pissed myself reading this.

who are you, anyway?

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 05:08 PM
i remember you from the old board, but the only information i can recall is you are a socialist? or am i incredibly wrong?
Indeed that is correct, albeit a more informed one today.

Sinister
12-11-2005, 05:08 PM
who are you, anyway?

why do you ask ?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:09 PM
of course not, i'm plotting my replies very carefully, haha.

i am particularily(sp) enjoying your replies to some of the hatemail.

this is far too entertaining to sleep through!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:10 PM
why do you ask ?

i am afraid i havent come across you before. i like to know who is trying to insult me lol

T-6005
12-11-2005, 05:10 PM
this is far too entertaining to sleep through!
Oh, I don't know.

Reunions aren't always entertaining for those not involved.

Ah well - I'll deal.

Conspiracy of One
12-11-2005, 05:11 PM
Why am I not on your ignore list? batwt is; why not me, I want to be on it. Put me on it, dash it! by all the saints in heaven, i shall not sleep if you don't put me on your ignore list

I doubt he'll have a problem complying with your request.

T-6005
12-11-2005, 05:14 PM
shut up, you pile of shit.

Now you're in! join the fun :)
Indeed - being called a pile of shit does have that catalystic effect.

But unfortunately, insulting you back is far too easy, so I'll just take my leave and stroll off to wherever the noise is coming from.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:14 PM
yeah, everyone join in! it's the world v andy and maria!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:16 PM
dude, chill out

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:20 PM
hoity-toity lah-de-dah?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:25 PM
i know exactly what you mean... but the question i must now ask is: where is everyone?

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:26 PM
Reunions aren't always entertaining for those not involved.


but surely this has been entertainment for all? surely!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:34 PM
yes, yes i do

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:37 PM
for some reason whenever i first read your name i see "dustygroin" :eek:

and who does have a life at 1.30am who isn't a whore or a politician!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:40 PM
if i knew what that meant i would comment

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:41 PM
thankyou, i'm english and a french person knows the language better than me, lol. nothing against the french; but everything against the english

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:45 PM
yep. well, it's that or the crack :eek:

BATWT
12-11-2005, 05:51 PM
haha damn.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 06:22 PM
oh yes, i am all man :D

haha

BATWT
12-11-2005, 06:50 PM
you gotta love the fact that Maria didn't know I was male.. Oh, the suprise she got! haha

not as much of a suprise i got though :D :D

ruroken
12-11-2005, 07:20 PM
Just so you know, Maria is a pedophile. Seriously.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:22 PM
seriously? you seem pretty sure

nieh
12-11-2005, 07:23 PM
you gotta love the fact that Maria didn't know I was male.. Oh, the suprise she got! haha

not as much of a suprise i got though :D :D

Did she send you topless photos?

ruroken
12-11-2005, 07:24 PM
haha

But I'm not joking.

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 07:24 PM
seriously? you seem pretty sure
She posted an image of her breasts on this board, apparently that's pedophilia. Then again, Ruroken once praid for his mother's death because she limited his internet access.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:25 PM
i am now sober, and feel very very rough. yes! topless photo's were sent. oeurgh i feel so dirty. that could be the beginnings of the hangover though

T-6005
12-11-2005, 07:25 PM
She posted an image of her breasts on this board, apparently that's pedophilia. Then again, Ruroken once praid for his mother's death because she limited his internet access.
I remember one of those two things.

His mother's death, seriously? Harsh, man, harsh.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:26 PM
She posted an image of her breasts on this board, apparently that's pedophilia. Then again, Ruroken once praid for his mother's death because she limited his internet access.

that's pretty mean dude, but yet, quite funny. but still, mean!

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:33 PM
mean = the talk about the praying for the death of the mother that is.

i'm still waiting for a definiate answer on the paedo front though lol

ruroken
12-11-2005, 07:35 PM
I was rabid. Shit, it's not like I meant it.

Also, it's because she wants to FUCK Notdoc.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:36 PM
who'se notdoc? i am really out the loop here, :confused:

wheelchairman
12-11-2005, 07:38 PM
NotoriousDoc, a person Maria has done some rather ...dubious flirting with. However I don't think she ever said that.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:39 PM
haha, i have missed out on some .. interesting happenings in my absence havent i?

nieh
12-11-2005, 07:39 PM
i'm still waiting for a definiate answer on the paedo front though lol

She posted topless photos of herself on here specifically so notoriousdoc (12-13 years old, I forget which) could see that. It's not pedophilia, but it is a bit...odd...


Also, it's because she wants to FUCK Notdoc.

I'm pretty sure that's not actually the case.

BATWT
12-11-2005, 07:41 PM
that certainly is a little odd it's true. good thing im not 14 though :eek: lol. jeez when you said paedo i thought you meant a 58 year old hairy man from Northampton, using pictures of an unknown female to allure unknowing young'uns into his lair of deceit. haha. i paint a pretty picture, dont i

wheelchairman
12-12-2005, 06:03 AM
& wheelchy, i know you're expecting some kind of explanation for this behaviour of mine; i can see it baffles you well i don't view breasts as sexual or flirtatious, just beautiful, like eyes or snowwhite round shoulders... I would never DREAM of posting my butt in a g-string, that's sexual & no mistake -& it disgusts me. & bless notdoc, he's a gf & is the funniest bunny on earth since the glorious days of groucho marx.


It's a Greek thing perhaps. I have no problem with you showing your breasts. Although as an outsider I was worried about NotDoc, simply because at some points he did seem infatuated with you (as young guys have a tendency to do), so obviously as a target group, he would make a poor choice. However my memory is not good enough to take anyone's word on whether or not you even showed to them (except when you posted them on the bbs of course.) So it's rather moot.

Not Ozymandias
12-12-2005, 09:01 AM
But as long as a portion of this bbs is idiots, we can expect idiotic threads. Until one of us gets admin rights, that's simply the way it will be. Why get worked up?
Because it's the interweb, that's what people do - get worked up about shit. Plus, you need standards or else the board becomes a total hell.

Not Ozymandias
12-12-2005, 09:02 AM
Why am I not on your ignore list? batwt is; why not me, I want to be on it. Put me on it, dash it! by all the saints in heaven, i shall not sleep if you don't put me on your ignore list
It's too much fun to laugh at you.

Back in Black
12-12-2005, 09:47 AM
Apology accepted.

Tizzalicious
12-12-2005, 10:37 AM
Because it's the interweb, that's what people do - get worked up about shit. Plus, you need standards or else the board becomes a total hell.

I'm sure all your ignore-list messages help make this place better...

BATWT
12-12-2005, 07:20 PM
looks like i missed some interesting posting today

BATWT
12-12-2005, 08:07 PM
& andy, i still don't buy your being a guy, you nurse. does that make me a lesbo paedo?

haha, how can i prove to the world that i'm a guy?? you're even making me doubtful now..

peado's bad... but lesbo's good. technically men should resent lesbians, but we fucking love them really

Not Ozymandias
12-12-2005, 08:47 PM
I'm sure all your ignore-list messages help make this place better...
I'm sure too, it helps people to know where they stand; whether they're the type of people to wind up on my ignore list or not.

Am I not entertaining you? :(

Tizzalicious
12-12-2005, 11:30 PM
I'm sure too, it helps people to know where they stand; whether they're the type of people to wind up on my ignore list or not.

Am I not entertaining you? :(

And they should care why?

Not Ozymandias
12-12-2005, 11:48 PM
Because nothing else is more important.

ninthlayer
12-13-2005, 12:11 AM
It begs the question, does Ozy have a buddy list?
If so, who's on it?

Not Ozymandias
12-13-2005, 12:21 AM
Nobody, I don't think it does anything.

ninthlayer
12-13-2005, 12:25 AM
It puts a little plus symbol next to your buddies' names for easy reference on the main page, so it's like the most useful thing ever.
Yeah, way gay.