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TheUnholyNightbringer
12-11-2005, 07:23 PM
"The World's Strangest UFO Stories", it was called. I thought it looked interesting (well, it was 2am and there wasn't much else on), so I watched it. Know what it was about? People who said they've had sex with aliens.

Sometimes I really worry about the Discovery Channel.

PS. Aliens obviously haven't had sex with humans because the humans who claim they have invariably look really odd. If aliens could kidnap any female and sleep with them, it wouldn't be the people I saw on that show.

nieh
12-11-2005, 07:28 PM
Maybe the aliens have different concepts of beauty?

That_Guy91
12-11-2005, 07:28 PM
Or maybe they have no concept of beauty?

Italia311
12-11-2005, 07:29 PM
There are no aliens...you guys a cracked...

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-11-2005, 07:30 PM
Or maybe they have no concept of beauty?

That must be it. Maybe the wimminz back at Rigel 7 are all wrinkly or something.

coke_a_holic
12-11-2005, 07:32 PM
That must be it. Maybe the wimminz back at Rigel 7 are all wrinkly or something.
Or maybe they all have the alien equivalent of penises?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-11-2005, 07:34 PM
Or maybe they all have the alien equivalent of penises?

... I'm confused. Why would that make 'em want ugly women?

coke_a_holic
12-11-2005, 07:34 PM
... I'm confused. Why would that make 'em want ugly women?
Because they'll take what they can get? Maybe the villages they stopped by don't have lookers?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-11-2005, 07:35 PM
I refuse to believe that in all their scanning they couldn't find ONE decent looking woman.

Offspring7
12-11-2005, 07:37 PM
Aliens. Yeah, right.

coke_a_holic
12-11-2005, 07:40 PM
Tiph, I just noticed your sig. It used to be 99.1 HFS, but it got cancelled here. Lucky you, you get to listen to it regularly, whereas I have to be on a drive towards north just to listen. *hates the Mexicans that took over the only other rock station in DC*

Italia311
12-11-2005, 07:40 PM
Aliens. Yeah, right.

Yeah thats what I'm sayin...

That_Guy91
12-11-2005, 07:41 PM
Quit ruining our fun.

All About Eve
12-11-2005, 08:26 PM
Or maybe they were models before they were sucked up.

......

Human
12-11-2005, 08:31 PM
I think I may have seen what you are talking about before but it was like, two years ago.

Drummerguy123
12-11-2005, 08:53 PM
Now for a quote from Calvin and Hobes:

"The surest sign of intellegent life in outer space is that they haven't visited us yet."