View Full Version : Salim, the jewish millionaire.

12-12-2005, 03:02 AM
Salim is a millionaire who didn’t get married so that he wouldn’t waste any of his loads of money. His one and only luxury was his housewife, Jacira, a very hot brazilian brunette. Every single day, for many years, when Salim arrived, Jacira served him supper, and then she went for a hot bath before going to bed… until one day, Salim was dining, and kept listening to the water sound, thinking about Jacira on the shower…

He went to the bathroom door.

Salim knocks on the door:
- Jacira, are you on the shower?
- Yes, Mr. Salim.
- Jacira, open the door for Salim.
- But Mr. Salim, I’m NACKED!
- Jacira, open the door for Salim.
- But Mr. Salim...
- Jacira, OPEN THE DOOR.

… and Jacira opens the door.

Salim goes in, he sees Jacira’s nacked body and he asks:
- Jacira, do you want to fuck Salim?
- Mr. Salim..., I don’t know if I sho...
- Jacira, do you want to fuck Salim or not?
- Yes I do, Mr. Salim...

Salim jumps over her... turns off the water faucet and says:
- Well, you WON’T fuck Salim! Stop wasting water.

12-12-2005, 03:09 AM
I especially loved the "NACKED"-part.

12-12-2005, 06:05 AM
This is ridiculous.

12-12-2005, 06:17 AM
Actually I see it more as "stupid", that's why I found it rather funny and wanted to share it with people here.