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wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 10:31 AM
Okay, I believe the 'smiley per post'-maximum is much lower than the last BBS. So bear with me.

Location: Local Butcher
Characters:
Butch the Butcher
Sophie, customer/just turned 18 high school graduate.

:p Sophie: Hi Mister! I sure would like to be some of your meat!
;) Butch: Some of my meat eh? how much were you looking to buy sweetheart?
:D Sophie: Enough to satisfy me....
:cool: Butch: alright hmm perhaps we should discuss this out back....

Don't reply until the story is finished please.
I will be adding the rest very soon in form of replies to this topic.

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 10:36 AM
:cool: Butch: So how much were you willing to pay?
*Sophie unzips his pants and starts performing a blowjob on his large cock*
:eek: Sophie: I thought I'd pay you in the form of a blowjob.
:D Butch: *instert moaning noises for a few min.*
*Butch picks Sophie ups and removes her pants revealing panties, he proceed to start rubbing her vaginal area. Then he removes her panties and eats her out*
:p Butch: you like that don't you? *lickity lick lick*

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 10:39 AM
:eek: Sophie: *loud moaning and squirming*
*Butch stops and stands up*
:) Butch: I think it's time to start mixing the beef and tuna. *at which point he starts pounding Sophie*
:o Sophie: Oh you're so big, mmmm it's sooo good.
:cool: Butch: *grunts and other manly noises* *several changes of positions over the next few min.*

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 10:42 AM
:cool: Butch: Alright time to try something new....
*sticks his cock into Sophie's ass and proceeds to 'pork' her*
:( Sophie: ouch...it hurts a little... ooh ahhhh
:mad: Butch: grr... anal sex....harder .... faster...
:o Sophie: the little pain feels nice ooh ahh

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 10:45 AM
*butch then withdraws and positions his cock above Sophie's head*
:rolleyes: Butch: I'm cumming soon!
*something primal inside Sophie makes her realize, like so many other porn stars, that she must now try and catch the sperm with her face*
;) Sophie: oh it's so warm and gooey *rubs it all over her face*

Fin!

Dante
12-03-2004, 10:52 AM
*butch then withdraws and positions his cock above Sophie's head*
:rolleyes: Butch: I'm cumming soon!
*something primal inside Sophie makes her realize, like so many other porn stars, that she must now try and catch the sperm with her face*
;) Sophie: oh it's so warm and gooey *rubs it all over her face*

Fin!


You have some problems that you need to work out.

You also should go outside more often.

sKratch
12-03-2004, 10:54 AM
You're stupid. Go away.

*claps for smiley porn*

BREAK
12-03-2004, 10:57 AM
I wish there was a "jacking off" smiley to express the way WCM has made me feel.

Vera
12-03-2004, 10:59 AM
That's more boring than real porn and that's saying A LOT.

Tijs
12-03-2004, 11:06 AM
I found it quite amusing.

HornyPope
12-03-2004, 11:18 AM
I so got off to this.

sKratch
12-03-2004, 11:19 AM
Vera is more accustomed to extreme porn, with flames and bears and dangerous weather conditions.

wliethof
12-03-2004, 11:43 AM
that was quite lame.

lousyskater
12-03-2004, 11:47 AM
aww man, anal is the worst.

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 11:51 AM
You have some problems that you need to work out.

You also should go outside more often.
This is porn! You are only like 13-14 years old, you obviously weren't meant to read this you little perv. Now be gone!

18 and up!

Mota Boy
12-03-2004, 12:05 PM
Hahahaha. Nice work with the limited selection.

Vera
12-03-2004, 12:08 PM
Vera is more accustomed to extreme porn, with flames and bears and dangerous weather conditions.
Naw, I prefer vampire porn with gay action.

Which is why I really hope Anne Rice starts writing porn scripts one of these days.

sKratch
12-03-2004, 02:14 PM
aww man, anal is the worst.
You get dick in the butt a lot?

wheelchairman
12-03-2004, 02:16 PM
well he is a rather lousy skater.... *oh that was a good one wheelchairman!*

DirtyMagical
12-03-2004, 07:51 PM
*applauds*
*looks around and realized that no one could hear the applause*
*feels stupid*

lousyskater
12-03-2004, 07:58 PM
You get dick in the butt a lot?
naw, just the though of turning an exit into an entrance just doesn't seem right.

DUKESTER76
12-03-2004, 08:48 PM
you made me bust up laughing WCM, i give you much props *applauses senselessly* thats how much cheesy ass porn actually is, do you watch a lot of porn or did you just make it up.

i tried anal sex before and damn it takes a hole lot of time and lube trying to loosen them up back there. you cant just got and think you are going to give them the whole meat stick there and then. you got to start with a lubed up finger and then you try two, after a while you give them the tip and then slowly proceed with the whole shaft. it feels all warm and stuff (just make sure they shower before sex) but if feels pretty good.

wheelchairman
12-04-2004, 04:56 AM
well thank you. And I have seen my fair share of porn. This is basically the typical formula of the creepy porn they show here after 12 pm.

ThrashedThrasher
12-04-2004, 01:45 PM
Do you have any form of a life at all? Or does the term "having a life" only apply to those of us who don't waste time on making smiley porn?

Nina
12-04-2004, 01:55 PM
this whole "you dont have a life" thing is so
unbelievably annoying. think of a better phrase
already.

and wcm - sexy. :P

ThrashedThrasher
12-04-2004, 01:58 PM
this whole "you dont have a life" thing is so
unbelievably annoying. think of a better phrase
already.

and wcm - sexy. :P


But I'm an annoying person, haven't you figured that out yet?

DUKESTER76
12-04-2004, 03:12 PM
http://tinypic.com/ua4ih
heres a sign for WCM

Eccentric Sara
12-04-2004, 03:44 PM
Lmao!!!!!! :D

nitropenguin!
12-04-2004, 03:54 PM
Well seems like WCM didn't put any thought into this, it sucks. Vera's still the king of porn. lol

Nina
12-05-2004, 01:09 AM
But I'm an annoying person, haven't you figured that out yet?

i dont really sit down and think about you, nope.

Linda
12-05-2004, 01:10 AM
Niiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nina
12-05-2004, 01:10 AM
WAAAAHHHHH!
email.

Linda
12-05-2004, 01:20 AM
OK, done!!!!!

ihatechrissneed
12-05-2004, 04:29 AM
http://67.18.37.17/2138/41/emo/badger.gif http://67.18.37.17/2138/41/emo/badger.gif http://67.18.37.17/2138/41/emo/badger.gif http://67.18.37.17/2138/41/emo/badger.gif

wheelchairman
12-05-2004, 04:55 AM
Do you have any form of a life at all? Or does the term "having a life" only apply to those of us who don't waste time on making smiley porn?
I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you a thousand times, you sound like an idiot when you use 'arguments' from the Ricki Lake Show.

Please, your next response should be 'whatever, whatever, I can do what I want to.'

Vera
12-05-2004, 05:01 AM
Ricki Lake? Good one!

But really, Mota, your troll is becoming quite repetitive.

wheelchairman
12-05-2004, 07:23 AM
ah so this is that 'killboy person'. I'm beside myself in pleasure.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
12-05-2004, 07:29 AM
Great porn, though theres nothing wrong with ricki Lake.

slayer/metallicafan661
12-06-2004, 02:26 PM
hey dukester u suck a dickburn

UgLy_eLf
12-06-2004, 03:17 PM
Psh you guys are prude........ Hi-la-ri-ous :D

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 11:05 AM
You ran a search for "porn", didn't you?

platinumpt
10-26-2005, 11:07 AM
anyway, it was a good bump. Thanks wishomie.

Izie
10-26-2005, 11:11 AM
I spit my cookie all over my screen :(

But I am very glad I finally got to see this, hahahah, I can't believe I missed it!

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 11:26 AM
You missed it? It's sooooo old.

I saw it sometime ago when we were talking about the old smiley porn.

coke_a_holic
10-26-2005, 01:25 PM
I was such a n00b when this thread was made that I didn't even know there were forums here.

Shobo
10-26-2005, 01:37 PM
haha, that's funny. and weird. but also funny.

Lithuanian Offspring
10-26-2005, 01:37 PM
How do you come up with this stuff, WCM? You must be either very creative or you just have too much time on your hands. But much props for the intriguing dialogue between Butch and Sophie.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 01:39 PM
He is just sick in the head. A fucked up sleaze who needs to get laid.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:27 PM
All the smilies on the red and white bbs reminded me of sexual facial expressions. So eventually I made a story out of what I saw.

Tizz is an uptight virgin who needs to be anally-deflowered in front of her Hanson posters.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:28 PM
See, frustrated.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:29 PM
Please...don't make me laugh. ;)

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:31 PM
Haha. Fuck you. Damn.

<3

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:33 PM
lolz so pwn3d. remember "fuck my ass!"

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:38 PM
Hahahahaha, I can't believe I said that.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:41 PM
Nor could I. Nor could Phil.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town
10-26-2005, 02:43 PM
...

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:44 PM
Nor could I. Nor could Phil.

It was cold...It just needed to be warmed up? Or something?

:(

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:52 PM
It was cold...It just needed to be warmed up? Or something?

:(
It was a cold night, cold enough to make someone cry.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:53 PM
It was a cold night, cold enough to make someone cry.

Lolz. I loved that. Hahaha.

I had had so much fun that night.

Original prankstA
10-26-2005, 02:56 PM
that story was retarded but i couldnt help but laugh

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:57 PM
We'll definitely have to do it again in December. I'm pretty sure Phil would be up for it. He wants to go to bars again.

JoY
10-26-2005, 02:57 PM
to get back on the subject of smiley-porn...
that wasn't so bad. in fact, with a bit of imagination, it was quite sexy. in a very odd, disturbing way.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 02:57 PM
to get back on the subject of smiley-porn...
that wasn't so bad. in fact, with a bit of imagination, it was quite sexy. in a very odd, disturbing way.
Please say that you're tipsy.

Izie
10-26-2005, 02:58 PM
She has to be. She's never online when sober.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 02:59 PM
We'll definitely have to do it again in December. I'm pretty sure Phil would be up for it. He wants to go to bars again.

Sounds like a great idea. I'll make sure I'll insult you again. And I'll think of some girly drinks for Phil to drink.

And Bella...WTF?

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:07 PM
Sounds like a great idea. I'll make sure I'll insult you again. And I'll think of some girly drinks for Phil to drink.

And Bella...WTF?
Well I've heard that Gin and Tonic is pretty girly. And you can insult me all you want, but I'll just start saying 'don't make me laugh.' pwn3d.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:12 PM
I can say things too. But they would be too insulting to post. I wouldn't wanna hurt your feelings.

<3xxx

Edit: WTF? I didn't type those "xxx" they just showed up. Creepy.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:20 PM
I can say things too. But they would be too insulting to post. I wouldn't wanna hurt your feelings.

<3xxx

Edit: WTF? I didn't type those "xxx" they just showed up. Creepy.
Hmm did you post anymore hearts than that?

And you got nothing but lies to spread about me.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:24 PM
Hmm did you post anymore hearts than that?

And you got nothing but lies to spread about me.

Nah, I think I just hit the x when I posted with alt-s.

And you just think I was joking. But I was serious. Which is sad :(

JoY
10-26-2005, 03:25 PM
She has to be. She's never online when sober.
I sometimes am!

*angry little girl's stare*

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:26 PM
...all lies.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:26 PM
Nah, I think I just hit the x when I posted with alt-s.

And you just think I was joking. But I was serious. Which is sad :(
awww you making threats is cute. Like Hanson playing serious music. :p

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:28 PM
awww you making threats is cute. Like Hanson playing serious music. :p

That one is getting old.

I think I'll get out some other pics I took last week.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:31 PM
That one is getting old.

I think I'll get out some other pics I took last week.
oh yeah? I got some good ones of you too. And some less good ones of your neck looking pretty bruised.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:32 PM
oh yeah? I got some good ones of you too. And some less good ones of your neck looking pretty bruised.

At least I don't look gay.

And I just fell on the bus.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:33 PM
At least I don't look gay.

And I just fell on the bus.
Not gay, just pretty.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:35 PM
Pretty gay, you mean.

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:36 PM
pretty = gay

...most of the time anyway. And obviously with boys.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:37 PM
Nah they just got a good fashion sense. Nothing gay about that. It's not like I can interior decorate or anything.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:39 PM
Uhuh. The clothes, the red lips, the expression, the pose. It just screams gay...pretty boy.

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:40 PM
I'm with Tizz on this one. Sorry.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:42 PM
Vlad and I need to make out more.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/Vlad.jpg

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:43 PM
I generally agree.

JoY
10-26-2005, 03:43 PM
it's just too bad you didn't grab each other's ass in the picture on the left. well, you know what I mean.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:44 PM
As long as you don't run off with him, I agree too.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:44 PM
it's just too bad you didn't grab each other's ass in the picture on the left. well, you know what I mean.

OMG SLASH?

...

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:45 PM
Ahahahahaha BBS slash.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/paranoid.gif

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:46 PM
Now that is hawt.

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Reciprocity isn't just a 5-syllable word you know.

Sanni will hate me.

I apologize.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Hahaha.

I love Sanni.

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:49 PM
We all do.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 03:50 PM
The guys don't. They are too gay.

JoY
10-26-2005, 03:50 PM
don't we all?

Edit; LATE.

Izie
10-26-2005, 03:51 PM
Everyone likes Sanni, shuddap Tizz!

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 03:52 PM
Huh? What's this about Sanni? Reciprocity?

yay
10-26-2005, 04:19 PM
Okay, I believe the 'smiley per post'-maximum is much lower than the last BBS. So bear with me.

Location: Local Butcher
Characters:
Butch the Butcher
Sophie, customer/just turned 18 high school graduate.

:p Sophie: Hi Mister! I sure would like to be some of your meat!
;) Butch: Some of my meat eh? how much were you looking to buy sweetheart?
:D Sophie: Enough to satisfy me....
:cool: Butch: alright hmm perhaps we should discuss this out back....

Don't reply until the story is finished please.
I will be adding the rest very soon in form of replies to this topic.And you say I spam.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:22 PM
This is not spam. You don't get it. Don't reply.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:24 PM
I feel embarrassed on Yay's behalf.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:24 PM
This is not spam. You don't get it. Don't reply.No? well maybe when you pull your dick out of Wheelchairman's ass, you'll notice that this is worse than anything I ever did.

JoY
10-26-2005, 04:24 PM
thank god someone does.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:25 PM
He considers himself an expert on spam too. It's sad :(

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:27 PM
That's 3 people embarrassed. Seriously yay, quit the ad-hominem logical fallacies, and give it a rest. Everyone knows you have a personal vendetta against me, and quite frankly. You're existence and replies just give us a little 'aww poor thing' feeling when you post.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:28 PM
He considers himself an expert on spam too. It's sad :(Um no, it's just people realise your double standards. It's ok for Wheelchairman to make a thread with nearly a whole first page of replies from himself about porn, but when I go and make a joke thread about a book being released, Wheelchairman has to come save the day and declare it spam even though EVERY other user who posted said it was hilarious.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:31 PM
That's 3 people embarrassed. Seriously yay, quit the ad-hominem logical fallacies, and give it a rest. Everyone knows you have a personal vendetta against me, and quite frankly. You're existence and replies just give us a little 'aww poor thing' feeling when you post.For the last few days I actually decided to get over all that. If you think about it, I haven;t meantioned you, TTIG or Johnny Nemesis for days now. I even went into one of TTIG's threads and complemented him. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, realise there must be a reason you get up my nerves. I don't want to fight with you, but when you go making threads about how your better than everyone else and you will delete whatever you want, yet you behave in the same childish ways as everyone else, it really fucking pisses me off.

0r4ng3
10-26-2005, 04:31 PM
The difference is, no one cares about your damn book (which by the way doesn't exist).

yay
10-26-2005, 04:36 PM
The difference is, no one cares about your damn book (which by the way doesn't exist).You didn't reply in my thread so I don't want anyone to think that people didn't find it funny at the time. Anyway, yeah of course it didn't exist, that was the whole point of it. I was never gonna waste my time writing a book on a culture of spamming, how pathetic would that have been? It was a joke thread. Now, this is also a joke thread, but this contains much more adult content than mine did, which means that if you call me talking about a joke release of a book spam, then this truly is spam.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Exactly, your thread wasn't funny. No one thought it was. And also, you spammed the entire board numerous times, you are a spammer. WCM isn't. This has nothing to do with having my dick up his ass.

However, if I would have it up there, I would definitely not take it out, I would push it in a little further, as he has one fine ass.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:44 PM
Exactly, your thread wasn't funny. No one thought it was. And also, you spammed the entire board numerous times, you are a spammer. WCM isn't. This has nothing to do with having my dick up his ass.

However, if I would have it up there, I would definitely not take it out, I would push it in a little further, as he has one fine ass.Correction, a few MONTHS ago I was a spammer. And if you go to the thread I made have a look dipshit, many people found it funny at the time. TTIG said I was an attention whore but he never said it was spam. Wheelchairman was the one person who ran in and called it spam, and everyone disagreed with.

And if it wasn't funny, then why take the time to post in it? This thread is pretty funny, but considering if what Wheelchairman classifies is spam is true, then this is very hardcore.

Check it out. The whole 1st page besides the post by Wheelchairman claim it's funny: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16313

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:45 PM
Except you made yours just to get more attention to yourself. It's always been obvious that you've lusted after that.

I made mine because it's a 6 year old classic on this forum that the members have always liked.

You = worthless, not funny, and obsessed with yourself and a handful of other members.

Me = awesome.

the_offsprings_monkey
10-26-2005, 04:45 PM
My respect fot WCM is fucking shot up now, thats da bomb WCM yo iz gangsta.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:47 PM
Also, why would I consider this spam? You're just angry because I call you a spammer for actually being one. For making thread after thread about your spamming adventures, and for never letting us forget about it, when no one cared.

And who disagreed with me? Even PIB eventually agreed with me.

And Tizz, your penis wouldn't go very far up my ass.

JoY
10-26-2005, 04:47 PM
yay -I've never disagreed with you being a spammer. overal I just never read your posts & I think that goes for many people. you'd be amazed about how many people have you on their ignore-lists.

& you don't evolve from absolute & terribly annoying spammer to regular poster in a few months.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:48 PM
Except you made yours just to get more attention to yourself. It's always been obvious that you've lusted after that.

I made mine because it's a 6 year old classic on this forum that the members have always liked.

You = worthless, not funny, and obsessed with yourself and a handful of other members.

Me = awesome.
You = Power Hungry Asshole, who will get removed by admin once they get off their asses and realise your double standards.

Me = Not awesome cause I'm not so far up my own ass. But am an intelligent person.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Also, why would I consider this spam? You're just angry because I call you a spammer for actually being one. For making thread after thread about your spamming adventures, and for never letting us forget about it, when no one cared.

And who disagreed with me? Even PIB eventually agreed with me.

And Tizz, your penis wouldn't go very far up my ass.

That's because you have such a huge fat american ass.

And w0rd to this and what JoY said. It's not just that thread, it's just that you (yay) were/are a spammer in general.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Intelligent people can argue on a higher level than you do.

You call me power hungry.

Yet you are fuck me! and you've had like 2 attempts at becoming a mod. You hate my abuse of power (of which I've never edited anything you've said, what you hate me for is the fact that I called you a spammer and no one defended you.)

So let's see, I'm a power-hungry fool.

And you, the person who twice attempted to be a mod, and contradicts yourself at every turn, are the intelligent one. Way to go.

yay
10-26-2005, 04:50 PM
That's because you have such a huge fat american ass.

And w0rd to this and what JoY said. It's not just that thread, it's just that you (yay) were/are a spammer in general.Not anymore.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 04:51 PM
That's because you have such a huge fat american ass.

And w0rd to this and what JoY said. It's not just that thread, it's just that you (yay) were/are a spammer in general.
Go eat a thigh-master.

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:53 PM
Go eat a thigh-master.

<3 my fattie.

yay, you make me laugh. It's like Bella said, you don't just change overnight, you still don't post anything useful, funny, interesting, ever. You are still the spammer you were.

JoY
10-26-2005, 04:55 PM
thank you Tizz now I don't have to say it again and can go to sleep peacefully. =)

Tizzalicious
10-26-2005, 04:56 PM
You're welcome. This guy is stupid.

Original prankstA
10-26-2005, 04:56 PM
thank you Tizz now I don't have to say it again and can go to sleep peacefully. =)
hey your chocolate penis is a gigantic monster!

JoY
10-26-2005, 04:57 PM
hey your chocolate penis is a gigantic monster!
:eek:

\m/ AWESOME!! \m/

yay
10-26-2005, 05:15 PM
<3 my fattie.

yay, you make me laugh. It's like Bella said, you don't just change overnight, you still don't post anything useful, funny, interesting, ever. You are still the spammer you were. Have I posted useful things? Yes. I made a thread a few days ago, where I'm willing to upload any programs people want. It's been pretty popular.

Have I posed anything funny? Well if you looked at my book thread, many users found that funny, but if you want to see something more recent, how about checking out this thread: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16090&page=3&pp=10. It's still on the same page. Org4n3 (Who by the way as you could see from his post above, doesn't like me) said I posted my 1st funny thing just today. So suck Wheelchairman's knob cause I've proved you wrong twice now.

Well I don't think I've ever posted anything interesting, but neither have many users on this forum. How does that make me a spammer? And people can change you know. I was a spammer when I used to fill the front page of the forums up with mindless, stupid topics. Nowadays, that doesn't happen.

yay
10-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Intelligent people can argue on a higher level than you do.

You call me power hungry.

Yet you are fuck me! and you've had like 2 attempts at becoming a mod. You hate my abuse of power (of which I've never edited anything you've said, what you hate me for is the fact that I called you a spammer and no one defended you.)

So let's see, I'm a power-hungry fool.

And you, the person who twice attempted to be a mod, and contradicts yourself at every turn, are the intelligent one. Way to go.This sums up everything I've ever said about you, all in one thread, (which you made by the way) on how your a corrupt asshole who is power hungry.

You want to feel powerful so you make a thread like this: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14267. In which a few people challenge you, and you knock then straight back down. Now, I am not a fan of Johnny Nemesis but I've NEVER seen him make such an arrogant thread like that. All in all, yes your popular on this forum, that's why you became mod, but anywhere else you'd be done for. Your a prick and I don't have to like you. As much as you want to control me, you wont. I have more respect for Wishomie than I do you, and that's saying something really bad about you.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 05:25 PM
You flatter yourself, as a spammer you were highly forgettable. Almost moreso than you are now.

And honestly, it's pathetic to believe that Tizz's statement should be taken literally. Of course someone somewhere will say you were funny at some time. The general opinion is that you aren't. In fact, generally you post self-absorbed crap, and when people point this out, you freak-out and make-up replies.

Finally, if your thread was popular, why did most people ignore it?

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 05:27 PM
Yeah, that's a thread I made. Except there is no proof of me acting on any of those rules I made. The forum is generally pretty lax. You do know that Johnny has closed more threads than I have, right?

yay
10-26-2005, 05:28 PM
You flatter yourself, as a spammer you were highly forgettable. Almost moreso than you are now.

And honestly, it's pathetic to believe that Tizz's statement should be taken literally. Of course someone somewhere will say you were funny at some time. The general opinion is that you aren't. In fact, generally you post self-absorbed crap, and when people point this out, you freak-out and make-up replies.

Finally, if your thread was popular, why did most people ignore it?Did they now, check out the first 3-4 pages. And why's it pathetic to take Tizz literally, she's a popular user here, her opinion is valid, I was just proving her wrong. Whether most users like me or not doesn't really bother me. What I'm saying is the ones that don't like me, don't like me because of the way I used to behave. They don't have me ignore listed for posts like this.

yay
10-26-2005, 05:29 PM
Yeah, that's a thread I made. Except there is no proof of me acting on any of those rules I made. The forum is generally pretty lax. You do know that Johnny has closed more threads than I have, right?Well why did you bother writing up the thread then? Simple, you want to look powerful.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 05:31 PM
Give me a link, and I'll check out the 1st 3 pages, I still won't be impressed.

You missed my point completely. Of course you should take Tizz seriously, just not literally. Because her point was NOT literal. There is a difference. You are not proving her wrong by saying that someone somewhere once contradicted her, because her point obviously took into account the fact that someone might say something to you nicely once in a while, however the GENERAL opinion is that you are an idiot. And that still hasn't changed. And she still is right.

People don't like you because you still say stupid things, can't argue, and act like an ass all the time.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 05:33 PM
I wrote the thread because I wanted to keep the quality of discussion at a high level. It's merely a guideline.

There is a difference between a guideline and a strict set of rules. One being that I don't mod that much. You idiot.

If I was power hungry I would've deleted your posts long ago, because you disagree with me, and I think you are a really stupid. I haven't. Explain that?

yay
10-26-2005, 05:36 PM
Give me a link, and I'll check out the 1st 3 pages, I still won't be impressed.

You missed my point completely. Of course you should take Tizz seriously, just not literally. Because her point was NOT literal. There is a difference. You are not proving her wrong by saying that someone somewhere once contradicted her, because her point obviously took into account the fact that someone might say something to you nicely once in a while, however the GENERAL opinion is that you are an idiot. And that still hasn't changed. And she still is right.

People don't like you because you still say stupid things, can't argue, and act like an ass all the time. Heres the link: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16313. Also MOST users seem to be treating me with more respect, than they ever did previously.


I wrote the thread because I wanted to keep the quality of discussion at a high level. It's merely a guideline.

There is a difference between a guideline and a strict set of rules. One being that I don't mod that much. You idiot.

If I was power hungry I would've deleted your posts long ago, because you disagree with me, and I think you are a really stupid. I haven't. Explain that? Well that thread doesn't give the impression you don't mod much. Also if I'm such an idiot, then why aren't you deleting my posts? Because you know what I'm saying isn't that stupid. You know there are worse users than me on this forum. I used to be a problem, nowdays I just like voicing my opinion.

Also to tell you the truth WCM I never ever posted against you or argued against you, until you made that thread, and declared my thread spam, even though most users were arguing in my favour.

wheelchairman
10-26-2005, 05:42 PM
The majority of that thread is you replying to yourself. and people telling you to shutup. Only the beginning is the joke funny. You dragged it out too long.

Answer the rest of my points fool.

And no, I don't think what you say is actually not stupid. I think everything you say is stupid. I think you are a self-absorbed (which probably means fragile self-esteem) little idiot, who wants people to respect him, and can't handle it when they don't.

On that note, adios. You no longer are able to respond to my points without either ignoring them, or telling me what I think.

yay
10-26-2005, 05:45 PM
The majority of that thread is you replying to yourself. and people telling you to shutup. Only the beginning is the joke funny. You dragged it out too long.

Answer the rest of my points fool.

And no, I don't think what you say is actually not stupid. I think everything you say is stupid. I think you are a self-absorbed (which probably means fragile self-esteem) little idiot, who wants people to respect him, and can't handle it when they don't.

On that note, adios. You no longer are able to respond to my points without either ignoring them, or telling me what I think. What points? Also you are the one acting immaturely, I'm saying I'm sick of arguing but you wanna drag it out. And if you bothered to read the thread, it's bullshit that people are telling me to shutup on the first few pages. It is later on in the thread when I keep reviving the same joke, and I only did that so the thread would stay on the front page.

yay
10-26-2005, 05:48 PM
I wrote the thread because I wanted to keep the quality of discussion at a high level. It's merely a guideline.

There is a difference between a guideline and a strict set of rules. One being that I don't mod that much. You idiot.

If I was power hungry I would've deleted your posts long ago, because you disagree with me, and I think you are a really stupid. I haven't. Explain that? If this is what you want me to explain. I'll give the very simple answer to you, to try and find any stupid threads I've made in your forum. I HAVEN'T!! I rarely ever post in your forum, so you don't have the power to delete my posts. Also besides two threads I made which TUNB moved to your forum, I have never even created a thread in your forum. If I had have made one, you more than certainly would have removed it.

EDIT: See it's funny when I manage to answer a post you never thought I'd be able to. Just run away WCM. When you've been proven wrong as many times as you have here, I understand you don't want to show your face again.

Here are some lyrics by Green day (86) which I think right now relate to you more than anyone:
What brings you around?
Did you lose something the last time you were here?

You'll never find it now
It's buried deep with your identity

So stand aside and let the next one pass
Don't let the door kick you in the ass

There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try

Exit out the back
And never show your head around again

Purchase your ticket
And quickly take the last train
Out of town

An stand aside and let the next one pass
Don't let the door kick you in the ass

There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try

There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
There's no return from 86
Don't even try

Tizzalicious
10-27-2005, 03:41 AM
Well that thread doesn't give the impression you don't mod much. Also if I'm such an idiot, then why aren't you deleting my posts? Because you know what I'm saying isn't that stupid. You know there are worse users than me on this forum. I used to be a problem, nowdays I just like voicing my opinion.



This is exactly what makes you stupid. And what makes everything you said in this thread completely untrue. If he WAS a powerhungry mod he would have deleted your posts because he thinks your an idiot. However, mods don't just delete posts because they think people are idiots, so he doesn't.

You are an idiot though. And my opion is valid. (Thanks for letting me know by the way.)

platinumpt
10-27-2005, 07:48 AM
Stop it yay, you're making a fool out of yourself. It's really not necessary.