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Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Just ask me a question relating to something that concerns you, and I'll tell you how Dictator Justin would address the issue. I'm quite certain you'd all vote for me by the end of this. A vote for Justin is a vote for never having to vote again.

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 01:06 PM
To address the peoples growing concerns over delusional psychotics like Maria, yes, I'd have them all forcibly institutionalised and if they cannot be rehabilitated into normal society with the use of medication and ECT, I would mandate euthenasia.

Next question?

the_GoDdEsS
12-13-2005, 01:07 PM
How would you solve the Slavic drinking problem?

*the subject just opened her bottle of vodka*

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 01:44 PM
Enforce dry zones in problem areas, where alcohol may not be publicly consumed outside of licensed propreitries and private residences, raise alcohol sales taxes just enough to pay for free counselling facilities available to alcoholics in all major population centres, institute harsh penalties for drink-driving, and apart from that ; leave people to their own devices.

Sinister
12-13-2005, 01:46 PM
would you have your thugs kill anyone who disagrees with you, even about the most trivial matters ?

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 01:49 PM
Of course not, all disagreements would be treated with respect, and forums would be made available for grievances to be discussed with members of local governments. When people started inciting protests and such over these disagreements is when the thugs would kill them. A stable government is a potent government.

JohnnyNemesis
12-13-2005, 02:24 PM
To address the peoples growing concerns over delusional psychotics like Maria, yes, I'd have them all forcibly institutionalised and if they cannot be rehabilitated into normal society with the use of medication and ECT, I would mandate euthenasia.

Next question?

FUCK I love this shit.

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 02:37 PM
Ricky, do you have any issues you're concerned about and wish to ask me my stance? If not, can I be assured of your vote?

Little_Miss_1565
12-13-2005, 02:44 PM
What will be the role of 1/4 gook slithead - 3/4 white intelligent wimmins in your society?

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 02:50 PM
Most of them would be afforded the same rights as any other person, but you'd be a personal concubine to the Dictator and as such have no rights whatsoever (but I'd still treat you nice..ish)

wheelchairman
12-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Would the death penalty be implemented?

And no strikes? tsk Justin, you are losing my vote :(

so what about black people?

And how would facilities of higher education and their students exist in society? Would it be tuitioned based, state supported, other?

Twinkle
12-13-2005, 06:26 PM
In the event of the next world war, would you keep your country out of it for as long as possible, or rush to the front line as soon as possible?

coke_a_holic
12-13-2005, 06:33 PM
Will there be mandatory conformation? If so, would this include both clothing AND other features (hair, etc)?

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 11:54 PM
Would the death penalty be implemented?

Yes. One appeal, then the rope.


And no strikes? tsk Justin, you are losing my vote

Strikes will be permitted when organised by government-sanctioned labour unions and relating to wage and work conditions. Unreasonable strikes will be ended by show of force, to make sure frivolous strikes aren't conducted. Official governmental sympathy will usually take the side of the strikers. Other forms of civil disobedience will be answered with lethal force.


so what about black people?

What about them? Race relations are dependent on the country in question, what works in the US won't work in South Africa, etc.


And how would facilities of higher education and their students exist in society? Would it be tuitioned based, state supported, other?

State-owned with subsidisation of tuition based on means and ability.


In the event of the next world war, would you keep your country out of it for as long as possible, or rush to the front line as soon as possible?

My country would be "Earth", so any world war would be a civil war.


Will there be mandatory conformation? If so, would this include both clothing AND other features (hair, etc)?

Only in local sovereignties in which it is a matter of great cultural importance and based on strong religious sentiment, (ie; Muslim majority countries).

Isolated Fury
12-13-2005, 11:55 PM
I know this is extremely off-topic, but Justin, what the fuck is your avatar?

Sin Studly
12-13-2005, 11:55 PM
It's the race war.

killer_queen
12-14-2005, 05:53 AM
Am I going to be your protégé?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 06:09 AM
Yes you are.

Paint_It_Black
12-14-2005, 07:03 AM
How would you deal with rich bastard pakis firing decent hard-working white folks like myself?

Back in Black
12-14-2005, 07:37 AM
Justin needs to suck a dick.

the_GoDdEsS
12-14-2005, 09:53 AM
Justin needs to suck a dick.

You need deletion.

Back in Black
12-14-2005, 09:57 AM
You need deletion.
you need your pussy fucked.

the_GoDdEsS
12-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Seriously, every attempt at an insult you make has to have a retarded and apparently offensive sexual undertone, yet it doesn't really reach the insult effect because it's coming from you, the person nobody respects.

Back in Black
12-14-2005, 10:17 AM
go suck a dick, slut.

Little_Miss_1565
12-14-2005, 10:28 AM
go suck a dick, slut.

Ahem. Sucking dick and getting a pussy full of cock are not, repeat NOT, activities only engaged in/enjoyed by sluts.

original_prankster
12-14-2005, 10:33 AM
I would NEVER want you to be any type of leader whatsoever. =)

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 12:19 PM
How would you deal with rich bastard pakis firing decent hard-working white folks like myself?

Depends on the country it happened in. In the US/UK, they'd be investigated for unfair dismissal, and possibly shot.

Dead Poetic
12-14-2005, 12:51 PM
I can't see whether it's me or my blood that drags me down, thoughts in my head tell me i'm not even around. I can't see no solution to the suffering of the weakest creature of all. One for me is the rope around my neck but i don't want the curtain to fall.

notoriousdoc
12-14-2005, 12:55 PM
I can't see whether it's me or my blood that drags me down, thoughts in my head tell me i'm not even around. I can't see no solution to the suffering of the weakest creature of all. One for me is the rope around my neck but i don't want the curtain to fall.
Is it only me that finds this ironic coming from the poster we all want lynch?

Dead Poetic
12-14-2005, 12:59 PM
Trapped in a nowhere land. Open my thoughts to the masses. The manticore is my illusion. Cant seem to open the door out of here.

Antigen
12-14-2005, 01:21 PM
If a person is accused of treason, will they get a fair trial?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:26 PM
Define "fair".

Antigen
12-14-2005, 01:27 PM
In this case, innocent until proven guilty.

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:28 PM
Yes, the burden of proof will always lie on the prosecution.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 01:33 PM
What happens if people try to overthrow you?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:35 PM
They dance the hempen jig.

Antigen
12-14-2005, 01:35 PM
How would you deal with foreign countries that promote the distribution and use of weapons of mass destruction?

Jebus
12-14-2005, 01:36 PM
abortions?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:36 PM
There would be no foreign countries in a One World Government, unless you mean aliens from space.

Italia311
12-14-2005, 01:37 PM
Will parents be allowed to beat their kids?

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 01:38 PM
There would be no foreign countries in a One World Government, unless you mean aliens from space.

Well, then how would you determine whats the US/UK? And what is the hempen jig?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:40 PM
The US and UK would be semi-autonomous protectorates, designated by their former sovereign borders. And the hempen jig is the Matilda waltz.

Antigen
12-14-2005, 01:40 PM
How would you deal with companies that promote the distribution and use of weapons of mass destruction?

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 01:42 PM
And the hempen jig is the Matilda waltz.

Ok, got it.

How would you deal with racism issues?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:44 PM
Will parents be allowed to beat their kids?

Of course ; but not too badly.


How would you deal with companies that promote the distribution and use of weapons of mass destruction?

Subject them to heavy regulations, allow only governmentally owned companies to manufacture them.


How would you deal with racism issues?

Racism issues where? That's dependant entirely on local culture.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 01:48 PM
If there aren't any wars since its all just one company, weapons of mass destruction would probably be best as banned.

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 01:50 PM
Chemical weapons like Fusariem and Sarin, as well as nuclear weapons would still be useful for quelling resistances. Zero tolerance ; nobodies gonna take to the jungles ala Castro and Co if they know they could get nuked for it. Biological weapons (ie ; man-made viruses) would be banned.

Antigen
12-14-2005, 01:56 PM
What is your take on gay marriage?

T-6005
12-14-2005, 02:00 PM
What can you offer that I can't already have?

And to what extent would you allow freedom of speech? If at all?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 02:21 PM
What is your take on gay marriage?

Fine for civil unions, up to the churches in question for religious services.


What can you offer that I can't already have?

And to what extent would you allow freedom of speech? If at all?

I'll give you $50 and a pretty badge if you vote for me. And freedom of speech would be officially unrestricted, until you start badmouthing the government. Then you get the 4am wake-up call some night, and get unpersoned.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 02:24 PM
In the nuking of the resistance participators, you might be nuking innocents. How do you feel about that?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 02:29 PM
Indifferent.

Blue_Dragon
12-14-2005, 02:32 PM
In the nuking of the resistance participators, you might be nuking innocents. How do you feel about that?
how is that sin studly's problem?

Antigen
12-14-2005, 02:42 PM
How would you deal with a hostile government takeover?

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 02:51 PM
Why is anyone concerned with government takeovers? No one who could take it over would know how to be a world dictator, and the few with the money and intelligence to are probably content anyways.

Every few years can we have a humor election just for the heck of it?

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 03:06 PM
Heh, sure you can have elections. But anyone pointing out that I recieved more votes than the current population of the earth will be shot.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 03:15 PM
You'd make such a great dictator, but not a great leader.

T-6005
12-14-2005, 03:21 PM
How's about taxes?

Sales tax? Progressive income tax? Would you have those?

And would you insure equal distribution of those taxes? If yes, how?