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Sunny
12-14-2005, 07:51 PM
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

haha god. i love people.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 07:53 PM
Sometimes, I wonder how that could happen if we're the supposed "intelligent" beings scientists claim we are. Then again, they're French.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 07:53 PM
Oh. My. God. That is just.. just.. wow.

Sunny
12-14-2005, 07:55 PM
amazing isn't it?

it made me think of ruro and his lady friend... not sure why.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 07:55 PM
Who, Sophie? Actually, I can kind of see what you mean.

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 07:55 PM
I love people. So, so much. And that's my line, Sunny, but I suppose you can use it.

Sunny
12-14-2005, 07:57 PM
Who, Sophie? Actually, I can kind of see what you mean.

nah, the "ITS CALLED RAPE YOU DUMBFUCK" one he's supposed to meet next summer. :P

Mota Boy
12-14-2005, 07:59 PM
Heh heh, beware of news off entertainment.tv.yahoo.com. It often carries stories from the Weekly World News.

WebDudette
12-14-2005, 07:59 PM
Wow.



I'am Speechless.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 08:00 PM
nah, the "ITS CALLED RAPE YOU DUMBFUCK" one he's supposed to meet next summer. :P

Beh? I've missed this. Who's this?

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:00 PM
mota, stop crushing my dreams! :[

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:02 PM
Beh? I've missed this. Who's this?


http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 08:03 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686

Wait.. he hadn't met her yet?!

WebDudette
12-14-2005, 08:04 PM
Haha. Holy shit thats even worse I thought they actually knew each other and were good friends or something.

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:06 PM
he hasn't indeed.


I have no idea why I'd be wanting to get her attention with this. She said she doesn't hate me, so I could've just gone about without ever showing this to her and maybe have met her in real life. So, I can't see your logic at all...

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 08:06 PM
...Whatta tool.

lost_nvrfound
12-14-2005, 08:08 PM
(grins)...(giggles)...(laughs hysterically)...(passes out from lack of oxygen)... (regains conciousness)...(fins self in strange place)

... some people just have all the luck, ay?

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 08:17 PM
I didn't find that thread funny at all. I found it absolutely sickening and it's gonna take me a long time to see ruroken in any other light than in the one that thread shows him in.

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 08:19 PM
I find HIM funny, just not his thread.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 08:22 PM
I used to find his hormoneness funny. I don't now. Honestly, you all might think I'm over-reacting but that thread really just made me sick.

ninthlayer
12-14-2005, 08:24 PM
It's okay Dave, you've never really had good taste anyway.

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:26 PM
i guess i should've never brought the rurothread back from the depths of hell where it belongs. :/

now lets all focus on french people and their e-incest!

Sinister
12-14-2005, 08:27 PM
i guess i should've never brought the rurothread back from the depths of hell where it belongs. :/

now lets all focus on french people and their e-incest!

roflmfao, that story IS hardcore pwnage.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-14-2005, 08:27 PM
Yeah, sorry Mags. Everyone should read that news item and not worry about that conversation ^.

Seriously though, how do you let that happen? Talk to your Mom for SIX MONTHS and not realise it's her?

ninthlayer
12-14-2005, 08:28 PM
I wonder what the cybersecks was like between the two of them.

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 08:29 PM
I wonder if they like, had sectzors! LOLZ!

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:31 PM
i'm willing to bet they did.

ewwe. they probably will never be able to look each other in the eye.

Twinkle
12-14-2005, 08:32 PM
Their conversations sometimes were racy, according to the article. Racy is a nicer way to put "cybersex." That is so weird!!! Incomprehensible.

ninthlayer
12-14-2005, 08:38 PM
Oh, they probably got down in real life too. Afterwards, ya know? Obviously the lying whore (photog from a men's magazine AND married?) and the pathetic frog prince (trolling for broads on the internet?) have a love deeper than cultural taboos.

Sunny
12-14-2005, 08:39 PM
prince of pleasure bwahahah.

i really hope this modern e-Oedipus story is real.

All About Eve
12-14-2005, 08:42 PM
If we see a maternal suicide in France soon, we'll know.

the_GoDdEsS
12-14-2005, 11:15 PM
Ugh, stupid retards.

T-6005
12-14-2005, 11:38 PM
i guess i should've never brought the rurothread back from the depths of hell where it belongs. :/

now lets all focus on french people and their e-incest!
I definitely am embarrassed enough for all french people when I read things like this.

First the pedophile trial in Angers, then the riots in Paris, and now this in Marseilles.

God, I have to admit I'm embarrassed and ashamed on behalf of some of my countrymen - but it definitely doesn't represent all of us. I mean, since when do good stories make the news?

Still. Ugh. Definitely an embarrassing slice of France.

Sin Studly
12-14-2005, 11:52 PM
This one's for Thibault. The true definition of 'pwned' is....

RACE WAR!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/race%20riot/pic11.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 12:29 AM
I used to find his hormoneness funny. I don't now. Honestly, you all might think I'm over-reacting but that thread really just made me sick.

You're not overreacting at all, and if you are, so am I. I had the same sickened reaction when I read that shit. He is fucking pathetic.

platinumpt
12-15-2005, 05:24 AM
This is amazing! It might be truth, it's on other languages besides english as well. I've been trying to google images, but I got nada.

ninthlayer
12-15-2005, 05:27 AM
So dotheadedmumblemouthedspearchucking niggers get off to french incest?

I did not know.

platinumpt
12-15-2005, 05:30 AM
Are you mentally disturbed or just bored? Stay the fuck out of my back, you disgust me.

Nirushika6789
12-15-2005, 06:28 AM
haha thats hilarious

Its hard to believe that that is actually happening to people

Idiots....

Back in Black
12-15-2005, 06:46 AM
I pwned the boards with my quiz thread. Now everyone is flooding with a whole bunch of quiz thread.

Nina
12-15-2005, 09:45 AM
i really hope this modern e-Oedipus story is real.

Actually, I really hope it's NOT real! I'm so disgusted :E

darko
12-15-2005, 10:37 AM
hahaha you gotta laugh.....feel sorry for his da though!

lost_nvrfound
12-15-2005, 11:15 AM
You're not overreacting at all, and if you are, so am I. I had the same sickened reaction when I read that shit. He is fucking pathetic.smae here... thats one of those things where you just want to hunt the motherfucker down and kick his ass ten ways from sunday... sick bastard

Kerr
12-15-2005, 04:48 PM
Oh fucking dear.... man dates an internet girl and finds out, of all things, that he came out of her?! Argh! Funny and bad!

coke_a_holic
12-15-2005, 04:58 PM
I can only guess what you were searching for when you found this. =P

BATWT
12-15-2005, 05:02 PM
if you had sex with your mother, and she had a child.. what would that make you? on the birth cetificate?

0r4ng3
12-15-2005, 05:04 PM
Brother and father, I guess. In some wierd way, doesn't that make you the uncle, as well?

Honestly, I don't think they include siblings, so you'd probably just be the father.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-15-2005, 05:04 PM
Aaaag! I just had a thought of her sending him naked pics and he looks at her genetalia and thinks "hey, that looks kinda familiar.."

Oh man, I'm just sick.

0r4ng3
12-15-2005, 05:05 PM
Yeah, that just occured to me. In half a year of e-dating, wouldn't they have sent pics, at one point or another?

BATWT
12-15-2005, 05:06 PM
Brother and father, I guess. In some wierd way, doesn't that make you the uncle, as well?

Honestly, I don't think they include siblings, so you'd probably just be the father.

in prison as well, actually. i'm pretty sure incest is illegal

Conspiracy of One
12-15-2005, 05:09 PM
Yeah, that just occured to me. In half a year of e-dating, wouldn't they have sent pics, at one point or another?

"Hey baby, could you send me a picture or something?"

"No, my son borrowed my digital camera last week for a graduation party."

"Hmm, strange I borrowed my moms camera last week for my grad party."

"Strange indeed *Shrugs*."

You'd think after a month of stuff similar to that it would give it away.

Sin Studly
12-15-2005, 05:41 PM
She sent him a pic she cut out of a magazine. Read the article, stooge.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-15-2005, 05:43 PM
I don't think anyone quite understood what I said.

Because he came out of her genetalia, see.

T-6005
12-15-2005, 05:46 PM
I don't think anyone quite understood what I said.

Because he came out of her genetalia, see.
I got it. Tried to forget it. Thanks for bringing that pleasant image back.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-15-2005, 05:46 PM
I got it. Tried to forget it. Thanks for bringing that pleasant image back.

You know me, I love recurring hideousness.

T-6005
12-15-2005, 05:50 PM
You know me, I love recurring hideousness.
If I didn't before, I certainly do now.

SkunkIt
12-15-2005, 06:39 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha!