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TheUnholyNightbringer
12-15-2005, 08:15 PM
OK, quite often funny things happen on MSN and AIM that I'd like to document somewhere. I don't really want to put them in my sig, but I'd like them somewhere. I'm sure this has happened to you.

So, here we have Conversational Tidbits, for all those little conversational hilarities. I'll start us off.

(Btw if there's a context to make it funny, PLEASE explain it first. Thanks.)


Fetisha says:
quick question.....would you be annoyed if i ended up calling you all drunk tomorrow..?

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
heh, that one swig of Hpnotq can really knock you out, eh

Fetisha says:
haha, it takes more than that with that stuff ;p.

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
two swigs?

Telekinesis
12-15-2005, 08:40 PM
This is a pretty cool idea, for some reason I've kept a word document of all the funny, or meaningful conversations I've had with people, this ones funny, I had it with one of my friends, Rosheen or Sheeny as I call her, were pretty much just talking about euphanisms (sp?) for swearing



Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
I found out people hate my constant swearing

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
nah I just say it normally

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
ugh, swearing fucking rocks

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
hahaha

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
I know

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
they say it's annoying

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
what do they know?

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
fuck the fucking fuckers

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
ahahaha

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
I mean fudge the fudging fudgers

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
or fruitcake the fruitcaking fruitcakes

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
fruit tingle the fruit tingling fruit tingles

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
ahahahahah!

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
you're crazy!

Have you ever got the urge to rip your clothes off and run naked in the street? c'mon you can tell me says:
yes indeed I am

Ghost stories handed down, reached secret tunnels below says:
yup



I dunno if that's what your looking for but yeah

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:43 PM
Allow me to contribute some chat room/IM tidbits:


MoparDawggg: thats worse than Pauly Shore
ILPRedHotChic007: is he dead?
Chickmagnet202: isnt he the leadsinger for incubus?


DryIcedTea: "i like punk"
DryIcedTea: "what bands?"
DryIcedTea: "insertbandhere"
DryIcedTea: "what? insertbandhere is not punk"
DryIcedTea: "yes they are"
DryIcedTea: "dude, listen to real punk like insertbandhere and insertbandhere"


YouKldKnny: "merry christmas, honey."
YouKldKnny: "fuck christmas, mom, god is a joke. Slipknot told me so"
YouKldKnny: ::smiles weakly:: "aren't you gonna open your presents, honey?"
YouKldKnny: ::unwraps::"Wow, a studded arm band and a guide on how to use self-mutilation to garner attention! I guess I should take that poem about how you've ruined my life off my livejournal for a week or so"


ZACH333ITS: ITS HARD 2 TYPE WITH A BABY IN YOUR HAND
RlGHT COAST PUNK: try typing with 1000 possible babies in your hand


And ending with a quote


As the day is long. Want to find out how long my.. erm.. day is? ;)

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:45 PM
And one more (outonpatroi is my old SN):


MARYBETH ODIO [12:47 PM]: Haha.
MARYBETH ODIO [12:47 PM]: Wow.
OutOnPatroI [12:47 PM]: Don't you Wow me
OutOnPatroI [12:47 PM]: Unless it's a positive wow. No negative wows.
OutOnPatroI [12:47 PM]: Bow wow wow.
MARYBETH ODIO [12:47 PM]: hahahaha.
OutOnPatroI [12:47 PM]: IIII want candy.
MARYBETH ODIO [12:47 PM]: What the ?!

ruroken
12-15-2005, 08:46 PM
MoparDawggg: thats worse than Pauly Shore
ILPRedHotChic007: is he dead?
Chickmagnet202: isnt he the leadsinger for incubus?
Not funny .

Isolated Fury
12-15-2005, 08:47 PM
ruroken
Not funny.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:49 PM
Not funny .

Extremely funny, since they look so much alike and are both so incredibly untalented. Ha ha fucking HA, in fact.

ruroken
12-15-2005, 08:49 PM
Fuck you .

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:50 PM
Thanks! I agree, the truth does hurt, y'know?

Mota Boy
12-15-2005, 08:51 PM
Mine's my sig. Perhaps I'll dig up some more in a bit.

ruroken
12-15-2005, 08:51 PM
It's your opinion. Now shut up. Incubus kick ass and Brandon Boyd fucking rules.

Isolated Fury
12-15-2005, 08:53 PM
Alex: i've made a discovery tonight!
Andy: what's that?!
Alex: don't EVER use soap as lubricant
Andy: ....
Andy: what?!?!

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:53 PM
Yes, they do kick ass if you like whiny faggots who fit way too many syllables into each line and have ridiculous haircuts and a DJ for no apparent reason and horrifically unoriginal lyrics.

Enough of this, back to the topic.

ruroken
12-15-2005, 08:54 PM
That's bullshit, you bastard.

ruroken
12-15-2005, 08:56 PM
No one's talking to you and I never said I was mature.

Telekinesis
12-15-2005, 08:57 PM
This just happened now between one of my friends, she is very weird, her names Vivian but for some reason her nickname is Andi


~ V V Ŋ ~ says:
people that play saxaphones are saxophonists

you've been scammed, telephone scammed says:
thank you Captian obvious

That_Guy91
12-15-2005, 08:57 PM
Wow you are so mature... NOT!
^the most ironic statement of the day.

JohnnyNemesis
12-15-2005, 08:58 PM
*ahem*

Enough of this, back to the topic.
Enough of your RWR bullshit.


the worry rock: I made my friend a gay mix CD once
SecrtAgentPants: Was it called A Crow Left Of the Murder?


Abrokenneedle: so I realize, I can tell you to die, because we're online right? but if I tell my sister to die when we're talking, all hell breaks loose.. calling her a n00b doesnt go over well either

Blue_Dragon
12-15-2005, 09:23 PM
Yes, they do kick ass if you like whiny faggots who fit way too many syllables into each line and have ridiculous haircuts and a DJ for no apparent reason and horrifically unoriginal lyrics.

Enough of this, back to the topic.

its comments like these that make you just wanna shake johnny's hand...

That_Guy91
12-15-2005, 09:24 PM
its comments like these that make you just wanna shake johnny's hand...
among other things.

Rag Doll
12-15-2005, 09:31 PM
i amuse Dave!

and, um, yeah...


i kill kittens: what do michael jackson and escargot have in common
xxxonly a kiss: ....what?
i kill kittens: they both come on little crackers

most other stuff i have wouldn't be even half as amusing to any of you as it is to me.

Drummerguy123
12-15-2005, 09:34 PM
ruroken

Not funny.

Very funny

arak0r
12-15-2005, 10:28 PM
id add my sig.. but well it is already my sig

btw, its funny how ruro is following JN now

JohnnyNemesis
12-16-2005, 11:11 AM
Indeed it is.

Anyway, let me bump this thread up with some on topic shit:


BurnItBlackAsSin: Andrew WK has surely written a song called "party all the time" for his next album
BurnItBlackAsSin: which should, by the AWK clock, be in december
TheLast1Alive: Along with songs called Let's Party, Party Party Party, Party Down, Party Up, We're Partying Now, I Like Parties (They're Fun), Party Forever, Long Live The Party, Party Hearty, And I Feel Like Party Tonight, Like Party Tonight

ruroken
12-16-2005, 11:14 AM
Fuck you Rick. I mean it, bitch. Don't fucking get on Incubus' case. They are far more creative than you could ever be, and making fun of them really pisses me off. I'm not going to go on subject until you stop.

JohnnyNemesis
12-16-2005, 11:19 AM
Fuck you Rick. I mean it, bitch. Don't fucking get on Incubus' case. They are far more creative than you could ever be, and making fun of them really pisses me off. I'm not going to go on subject until you stop.

Er, if you hadn't noticed, I aleady stopped. But now you're making me start again. Smart move, kid.

And dude, seriously, this is fucking hilarious, how you get so serious when people make fun of Incubus. I'm not gettin' on their case though, I'm simply telling the truth. You haven't been able to refute anything I've said either.

They're unoriginal. Brandon Boyd looks like a more feminine version of Pauly Shore. They're NOT creative; they just string words together with no sense of logic or song structure. Their drummer is thoroughly AVERAGE and he's their most talented member. Then they had that shift where they tried to be politically conscious, when all they did was come off looking like major label corporate bitches whining about the same government that put them in the position to be signed on to a MAJOR label in the first place. They are a fucking pathetic joke.

GET OFF IT. YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC FOR TAKING THIS OR THEM SO SERIOUSLY.

ruroken
12-16-2005, 11:25 AM
Holy shit, I accomplished a goal I stop caring about.

Anyway, that's an OPINION you faggot. It's not the TRUTH, nor is it a FACT. Or maybe you're just too fucking dumb to get his lyrics. Unless you're only talking about A Crow Left Of The Murder...then yeah, that album's lyrics don't really make much sense, but Morning View and Make Yourself kick ass. I love Incubus. They were my first favorite band, and am personally offended when you make fun of them.

Megs
12-16-2005, 11:27 AM
I don't save MSN conversations. :(

Question, how the fuck do i get my message history? i know how to access it, but how the hell do i make it save my message history? :(

JohnnyNemesis
12-16-2005, 11:28 AM
They were my first favorite band, and am personally offended when you make fun of them.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/RickStallion/Miscellaneous/kleenex.jpg

ruroken
12-16-2005, 11:29 AM
Okay now I'm bored.

0r4ng3
12-16-2005, 08:11 PM
Holy shit, I accomplished a goal I stop caring about.

Anyway, that's an OPINION you faggot. It's not the TRUTH, nor is it a FACT. Or maybe you're just too fucking dumb to get his lyrics. Unless you're only talking about A Crow Left Of The Murder...then yeah, that album's lyrics don't really make much sense, but Morning View and Make Yourself kick ass. I love Incubus. They were my first favorite band, and am personally offended when you make fun of them.
I'd say you're being extremely hypocritical right now. When he says they're bad, it's opinion, but when you say they're good, it's fact? Someone explain this to me.

ruroken
12-16-2005, 08:30 PM
No, he's acting like it's a fact. The faggot should just respect my fucking opinion and shut the fuck up about it.

0r4ng3
12-16-2005, 08:32 PM
All I'm saying is that if you want him to respect your opinion, you should try respecting his first.

T-6005
12-16-2005, 08:32 PM
No, he's acting like it's a fact. The faggot should just respect my fucking opinion and shut the fuck up about it.
Temper, termper.

I remember that getting you into trouble not long ago.

All About Eve
12-16-2005, 08:35 PM
I would post Dave and my emo conversation, but I doubt it'd be funny to many people. Basically it consisted of many emo/manly hugs.

JohnnyNemesis
12-17-2005, 01:32 AM
No, he's acting like it's a fact. The faggot should just respect my fucking opinion and shut the fuck up about it.

I never did disrespect your opinion. I just stated mine. Just because you're a whiny pussy who can't accept that your favorite band is full of untalented faggots doesn't mean I'm not respecting your opinion.

Hehe.

Mentally_Challenged
12-17-2005, 01:52 AM
This is more 'Wtf?' than 'Lolz!!!!1', but still.

[21:31:02] Alex: I aim to make it snow on crimbo day
[21:31:27] [Moosey] : haha, and how are you going to do that...?
[21:31:29] [Moosey] : :|
[21:32:11] Alex: Well...(heh)...I am going to invent this superb WMD
that doubles as a cool, snow-creating machine...
[21:32:32] [Moosey] : ::O oooh
[21:32:35] [Moosey] : :O
[21:32:41] Alex: the WMD part would either -incinerate- the people that
must die OR freeze them solid...


He has a strange immagination. Bless...


aaaaaaaaaaaand another one:

[18:53:09] (*)Ǯz k: yea
[18:53:13] (*)Ǯz k: im listing ti the used..
[18:53:15] (*)Ǯz k: its a band
[18:53:17] (*)Ǯz k: =]
[18:54:18] [Moosey] : I would've never guessed

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 07:38 AM
I would post Dave and my emo conversation, but I doubt it'd be funny to many people. Basically it consisted of many emo/manly hugs.

Hahaha! Aw. Back in the day.

Everyone, shut up the bitchy whining. Ruroken, you especially. Stop bringing it up. Get over it.

Anyway..


Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
Imagine if you could have a buffet of all the rare creatures in the world

Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
just think, you could put a flamingo on a spit and have a pre-built turner

Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
haha, give the giant turtle 30 seconds to escape before you put it in the deep fryer

Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
give the old sea lion a 50m course to flop over in 10 seconds

Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
go, goosie, GALLOP!

Fetisha says:
*tries not to giggle*

Fetisha says:
you are so bad.

Manatee Buffet Co-ordinator says:
-honk- *flop* -honk- *flop*

Sorry AAE, gotta do it. AAE's the Overweight middle-aged black woman. I'm the Not A Goth.


Overweight middle-aged black woman says:
emo hug time?

It's Official: Not A Goth says:
*emo hug*

Overweight middle-aged black woman says:
*emo hug*

JohnnyNemesis
12-17-2005, 01:07 PM
Everyone, shut up the bitchy whining.

I know I should have stopped my bitchy whining too, but come on, I was having TOO much fun! :D

Besides, I was contributing some hot shit at the same time! That Andrew W.K. thing and the 'insertbandhere' punk thing were awesomely hilarious.

Oh, and I loved the Incubus jokes. *grin*

Not Ozymandias
12-17-2005, 04:06 PM
What a fucking woman ruroken is. It's a fact that Incubus fucking sucks. It's music for little girls.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 04:11 PM
ok ozy, calm down

All About Eve
12-17-2005, 04:24 PM
...They were manly hugs, I swear.

Rag Doll
12-17-2005, 06:04 PM
The "-honk- *flop* -honk- *flop*" just kills me. I can't read it without laughing.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 06:14 PM
what an insane conversation. who the hell doesn't know what shun means?

All About Eve
12-17-2005, 06:37 PM
TOM, I think the convos were supposed to be funny.

0r4ng3
12-17-2005, 06:53 PM
TOM, I think the convos were supposed to be funny.
Damn, beat me to it, word for word.

All About Eve
12-17-2005, 07:03 PM
They was just random, but for some reason I laugh at them. :rolleyes:

That's why you fail and no one likes you: you're sense of humor sucks more than you do.

0r4ng3: I'm just that good.

SkunkIt
12-17-2005, 08:27 PM
This guy thought I was serious:


HoopsPimp9: SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM
BakedGd: Greece.
HoopsPimp9: LOL
BakedGd: what's so funny about that?
HoopsPimp9: I AM FROM THE USA
HoopsPimp9: HOW IS IT OVER THERE
BakedGd: Really? Is that in Canada?
HoopsPimp9: NO
BakedGd: so, where is it?
HoopsPimp9: BY IT BUT NOT IN IT
BakedGd: oh, so that's in Europe, right?
HoopsPimp9: NO
BakedGd: yes it is.
HoopsPimp9: NO IT IS NOT
BakedGd: yeah, because Canada is European.
HoopsPimp9: NO IT IS NOT

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-18-2005, 09:22 AM
Conversation with my friend Jo.


Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
everyone loves me

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly... ~JC~ says:
*taps foot* i dont

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
sure you do

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
you wants my ass

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly... ~JC~ says:
no!

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
I'll take that as a yes

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-22-2005, 06:10 AM
I found an awesome new greeting to use.


Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
ello sex

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
sex?

Davriel, Angel of the Gays says:
*sex*

the_offsprings_monkey
01-08-2006, 03:27 PM
* says:
im a piece of shit
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
i know
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
but hay
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
somebody's gotta do it
* says:
yeah
* says:
o rLy?
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
YA RLY!!!
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
btw why havn't you got an msn name you whore?
* says:
i dont want one you slut
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
fucking have one you cunt or i'll kick ten tons of shit outta you
* says:
i am ten tuns of shit
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
I know
* says:
fuck you
* says:
your just mean all the time
* says:
im gonna block you
* says:
how you like that?
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
I'd love that
AyKay! ["ZOMFG ASHLEYS GOT BIRD FLU!!!!! "] says:
bye

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-08-2006, 03:28 PM
That's the least funny thing I've ever read.

Andy
01-08-2006, 03:30 PM
How intruiging. Hmm. Yes, it's like an Eminem album or something.

ruroken
01-08-2006, 03:33 PM
Same here.
Lemme guess, it's Kim?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-08-2006, 03:42 PM
Same here.
Lemme guess, it's Kim?
It's Buffy.

ruroken
01-08-2006, 07:48 PM
Morgan says:
*kills your goldfish*
Ima Bitch says:
Touche, i dont have a gold fish!
Morgan says:
Not anymore you dont, cuz I killed it!
Ima Bitch says:
YOU MEANIE POOP!!!!!!!
Morgan says:
I NO I SMELZ LYK SHITZ
Ima Bitch says:
LYKzomG IAZ GNNA SAYDAT!!!!!!111111
Morgan says:
ZOMG WANA TAEK TEH SHWR WIT ME?!?!?!/11/1/1/1
Ima Bitch says:
TEH YESNES!1111
Morgan says:
WWOOOOOOOOOOot
Ima Bitch says:
*gets naked* first you have to DO ME a favor
Morgan says:
*gets naked* oky wat?
Ima Bitch says:
*raises eyebrow and points to the bed*
Morgan says:
oky
Morgan says:
*does you hard*
Ima Bitch says:
ZOMG!!! i wanted you to make my bed you pervert!!

Jakebert
01-08-2006, 07:57 PM
Holy shit, I accomplished a goal I stop caring about.

Anyway, that's an OPINION you faggot. It's not the TRUTH, nor is it a FACT. Or maybe you're just too fucking dumb to get his lyrics. Unless you're only talking about A Crow Left Of The Murder...then yeah, that album's lyrics don't really make much sense, but Morning View and Make Yourself kick ass. I love Incubus. They were my first favorite band, and am personally offended when you make fun of them.

I'm sure that the thread has gotten off of this by this point, but Incubus is generic and boring and Brandon Boyd is a pretentious asshole who trys too hard to write intelligent and artsy lyrics.

Anyway, as for the topic:

DanielleB215: heey, my bra matches my shirt
Jakebert86: awesome
Jakebert86: did you plan this?
DanielleB215: not at all
Jakebert86: suure
DanielleB215: hey man, i didnt
Jakebert86: you stood in front of your mirror for like an hour seeing which bra matched
Jakebert86: i can't prove it, but i know you did
DanielleB215: ...i dont understand how you're right about things like this

ruroken
01-08-2006, 07:58 PM
I never asked for your opinion on them.

All About Eve
01-08-2006, 07:59 PM
Ruroken, that was just as unfunny as TOM's.

Jakebert
01-08-2006, 08:01 PM
I never asked for your opinion on them.

Where did I say you did?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-08-2006, 08:04 PM
Ruroken, that was just as unfunny as TOM's.
We spoken to the same person, Buffy just isn't funny to you people.

ruroken
01-09-2006, 01:15 PM
Ruroken, that was just as unfunny as TOM's.
Uh, mine actually had a joke...sorta. I found the end funny, because he's always being ghey and he's like "ZOMG" and shit. That was great. Like "oh...whoops..." haha


We spoken to the same person, Buffy just isn't funny to you people.
Yeah. But Buffy's like a retarded Roger.

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 09:06 PM
On AIM:

bshirtsrugly (best girl friend Ella): okay
bshirtsrugly: or ill call you
bshirtsrugly: okay peace out
bshirtsrugly: svu is back & someone just got shot

Super Econ Dude (me): I love her, she's seriously more of a sister than my real one
Meowmix9010 (best guy friend, also named Alex): well
Meowmix9010: a frying pan is more of a sister than your real one at times.

All About Eve
01-10-2006, 09:58 PM
Meowmix9010: ive been playing video games too long
Meowmix9010: i scraped my ankle and like let out an exaggerated "uaaagh!"

Meowmix9010: i meant like out of all the idols
Meowmix9010: theres one good one
Meowmix9010: and she picks Reuben Studdard
SuperEconDude: ooh
SuperEconDude: the one good one being Kelly?
Meowmix9010: actually i was gonna say Clay Aiken
Meowmix9010: ..
SuperEconDude: he's only good in bed
SuperEconDude: ..

Edit: bolding the names

Andy
01-10-2006, 10:01 PM
"Meowmix9010: i scraped my ankle and like let out and exaggerated "uaaagh!""

A mighty guffaw to that

the_offsprings_monkey
01-12-2006, 05:49 PM
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
I'm thinking KFC and a gangbang

[Shinobi] 案山子【かかし】 Reno "Uoryaa!"*Smacks rude*"This is.." Rude: "It's no use" Reno:*Runs* {Pin is my Nee-chan =3} has left the conversation.

AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
oh buhbye
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
Goodbye, i hope you get aids.
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:

AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
lol
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
aids is to good for him
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
I hop he gets cancer of the aids
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
hope*
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
i hope it explodes.
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
-end-
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
_
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
WEZ?
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
*ahem* Wez... you can fuck off if you like
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
OH WEZZZZ!!

You have just sent a Nudge!

x X WeZ X x says:
wot
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
Teh nudges
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
who is she?
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
wez who are you
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
maybe another of kims dyke crew
x X WeZ X x says:
hu he fuk r u gimps
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
ohh gimps
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
.. hang on
x X WeZ X x says:
fuk u priks i aint no girl
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
yes I do walk around the streets with bondage gear on
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
hu he fuk r u gimps?
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
i cant work it outtt
x X WeZ X x says:
u r gimps
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:

SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
lol iz we? wel thx lolz
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
OI PRIK u iz hurtin me m8s feeling ya
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
u best bk of be4 u get a slap
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
cuz u iz wel hard 2 2alk lyk dis
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
init
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
i bet you have a moustache.
x X WeZ X x says:
u lot pussys
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
lol well she may have one
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
but I have a penis
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
a rather sexual one
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
like i said, i bet you have facial hair
x X WeZ X x says:
cum dwn 2 cralwey an giv it 2 me
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
up the ass?
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
she seems the tyoe >_>
x X WeZ X x says:
thought not
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
haha
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:

SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
shes hilarious!
x X WeZ X x says:
2 pussy
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
can we keep her?
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
yes
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
please!
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
yaay
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
as long as it stays in the garden
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says:
I don't think it's house trained
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
alright then
SoxMe ... ["I aim to be your eyes..."] says:
haha

ruroken
01-12-2006, 06:00 PM
The only one I think was funny (that wasn't mine) is Adriann's.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-12-2006, 07:03 PM
Mooing Menace says:
*waits for it to show up*







*whistles while he waits*
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says: says:
.........
Mooing Menace says:
It isn't comin up
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says: says:
what your penis?
AyKay! [yay I'm gonna be emz kinky love slave ;o] says: says:
that's because you haven't hit puberty yet kiddo

T-6005
01-12-2006, 07:08 PM
Ash, you have got to be the lamest poster on this board. Everyone knows you try really hard, but you just don't have it. You're lame and stupid. You should face that sometime.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-12-2006, 07:09 PM
Ash, you have got to be the lamest poster on this board. Everyone knows you try really hard, but you just don't have it. You're lame and stupid. You should face that sometime.
TEH FUCK OFFS!!!!

All About Eve
01-13-2006, 12:15 AM
Meowmix9010: wolverine could have looked at cyclops and killed him
Meowmix9010: haha
Meowmix9010: did you catch the extreme irony of that

All About Eve
01-13-2006, 12:52 AM
I feel sick... like really sick says:
slipdog's signature makes me want to jump out in traffic
Fetisha says:
i didnt even notice it. it's that bad?
I feel sick... like really sick says:
look for yourself
Fetisha says:
oh my.


And one last MSN moment for the night.

ruroken
01-13-2006, 08:27 AM
Yours aren't funny either.

JohnnyNemesis
01-13-2006, 08:31 AM
His were way better than yours. Mine were the best, of course.

ruroken
01-13-2006, 08:33 AM
I admit that the ACLOTM thing was actually funny. I chuckled then went "bastard" as usual.
Seriously, listen to Morning View.

Adriann's were the best.

Finally, just because his were better than mine, doesn't change the fact that his still sucked.

JoY
01-13-2006, 08:35 AM
holy fuck, Joey's signature is the BOMB. hahahaha.

Vera
01-13-2006, 12:28 PM
I went through my convo archives. I was way lame back in 2003, but Mota Boy rocked back then as well so I'll showcase his brilliance here.

This is one of the earliest talks I ever had with him, Mota was being himse-- God, I mean.

(nicks changed to maintain integrity)


Vera: okay "god"
Mota Boy: Do not bear false witness, my child.
Vera: eww you're not my dad
Vera: !!!!!1!
Vera: that's gross
Mota Boy: You are all my children.
Mota Boy: You know, in an allegorical since.
Mota Boy:*sense.
Vera: i'mma go file a complaint about you suggesting incest to me
Vera: YOUR GOING 2 HEL
Mota Boy: I CREATED HELL!!!

This convo pretty much rocked.

Vera: so, anything you suck at?
Mota Boy: Uh... boobs?
Vera: um, i'll take that as a nose.
Vera: no*
Vera: god i hate typos like that

Paint_It_Black
01-13-2006, 07:11 PM
Andy/BATWT

andy - says:
i'm 5'10" and can safely say my penis is moderate

Andy
01-13-2006, 07:24 PM
Andy/BATWT

andy - says:
i'm 5'10" and can safely say my penis is moderate

If course, I am a very modest man....

Omni
01-13-2006, 07:33 PM
Me, too. My dick is only like 20 inches long.

Andy
01-13-2006, 07:37 PM
Me, too. My dick is only like 20 inches long.

Exactly; it's so inconvenient

JohnnyNemesis
01-13-2006, 07:44 PM
Mine is bigger than all of yours combined. I can piss in YOUR toilet from here if I wanted to.

Omni
01-13-2006, 07:49 PM
You piss in my toilet and I swear to God I'll slam the lid on it.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-13-2006, 08:05 PM
Andy/BATWT

andy - says:
i'm 5'10" and can safely say my penis is moderate
wot abt the bit ware i zed i wuz 2 gd 4 maria (lolz doing this to look silly)

T-6005
01-15-2006, 05:36 PM
Thibault says:
I was going for the stadium sound with the guitar drive
Holly says:
haha
Thibault says:
except mine doesn't have people yelling to me
Holly says:
you should add in some cheering fans
Thibault says:
I would
Thibault says:
but I don't know how to make that sound on the guitar

Andy
01-15-2006, 05:38 PM
(lolz doing this to look silly)
Well done, :cool:

Igniton
01-15-2006, 05:57 PM
SummerSun20667: we should make out w/ pop rocks in our mouth
SummerSun20667: hehe
enjoipandawk: what????
SummerSun20667: or w/ sugar on our lips
enjoipandawk: kool

i just met her that day, she lives in a town close to mine and it was the most unexpected thing ever... she kept going on too so i just acted like w/e, kool, interesting... and then she got sad and stuff

Igniton
01-15-2006, 06:02 PM
there was this girl that choked herself and told me the day earlier, she also really liked my best friend, but he didnt know she choked (he did know she liked him though), so he came over to my house, i was on aim, i was talking to her, i told my best friend i found something interesting about her, he kept on bugging me and asking me but i insisted not to tell him, it was a secret, the day before, me and her were debating on if she should tell him, so when he was over she asked who was over, i told her who and then 5 minutes later, he is watching the screen and she types, "should i tell him that i choke? because i dont tihnk i should". me and my friend burst out laughing. and for the record, she is blonde

Omni
01-15-2006, 06:36 PM
What, they have "choking" now? God. I think I'll be the first person to invent shoving a rusty nail into my urethra. If I'm gonna pain myself to get attention, I might as well be a badass.

Igniton
01-15-2006, 06:47 PM
What, they have "choking" now? God. I think I'll be the first person to invent shoving a rusty nail into my urethra. If I'm gonna pain myself to get attention, I might as well be a badass.

i have never heard of that one... yeah the choking game, you choke yourself till you open this new backup supply of oxygen or something and you get knocked out and its like a new "high"... it is supposed to feel good when you wake up or something, my friend told me

Tizzalicious
01-16-2006, 01:53 AM
That choking thing sounds really lame and stupid. Wow.

And hardly any of the convo's in this thread are funny.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-16-2006, 02:28 AM
That choking thing sounds really lame and stupid. Wow.

And hardly any of the convo's in this thread are funny.
But loads of people have differnt views on what is or what isn't funny, the immature ones managed to make me laugh, just like you wouldn't find them funny.

Igniton
01-20-2006, 02:28 PM
today, i was talking to these two girls and they were talking about how their conversation was earlier... i didnt know what to think... girls say the dumbest things to me

Amy: my period is late
Sam: maybe you are pregant
Amy: i haven't had sex, you retard
Sam: you know you can get it from toilet seats?
Amy: no you cant... can you?
Sam: yeah i heard about it
Amy: well i am not pregnant
Sam: well you never know
Amy: im not, sam
10 minutes later:
Amy: what do you think i should do if i am?
Sam: hahaha
Amy: this isnt funny... well i dont beleive it but i kind of do...
Sam: it was a joke
Amy: you suck

they also told me about a time later that day at lunch, you should know what they are talking about

Sam: i like the ones with the wings
Amy: yeah they are pretty good
Nina: what is?
Amy: the ones with the wings
Nina: oo... I like them too
Kaitlin: yeah so do i
Sam: ha
Chelsea: haha i do like them though
Haley: yeahhh
Sam: wow, we are freaks
Kaitlin: this shouldnt be brought up again
all: *giggles*

but 4 hours after that they ended up telling me and my friend and then begged us not to talk to them so whenever we walked by them we would go.. i went to buffalo wild WINGS! the other day, so did you see those red WINGS!? it was fun

the_offsprings_monkey
01-20-2006, 02:37 PM
ASHURII [ Copyright 1989 ] says:
like my dp
ASHURII [ Copyright 1989 ] says:
Ashley luffs maths
O, if the world stopped spinnin wud I still feel dizzy? u no who u r hehe says:
lmao its funny...
O, if the world stopped spinnin wud I still feel dizzy? u no who u r hehe says:
ur a clever one
ASHURII [ Copyright 1989 ] says:
oh yea, totally
ASHURII [ Copyright 1989 ] says:
you know me, I was top of our english class
O, if the world stopped spinnin wud I still feel dizzy? u no who u r hehe says:
yeh u always knew wat miss was on about...even tho u spent all ur time either callin people ginger twats or stealin peoples stuff
ASHURII [ Copyright 1989 ] says:
lmfao, oh that's fucking funnah

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-20-2006, 06:49 PM
And hardly any of the convo's in this thread are funny.

I generally agree.

Omni
01-20-2006, 07:10 PM
I thought the one about the emo kid at Christmas time was spectacular.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-20-2006, 07:14 PM
Almost everything on the first page and most of the second page is great. (That's if you're running 40 replies like me). Almost everything after that is shit.

And I must repost this, 'cos it cracks me up every time. Originally posted by Rick.


BurnItBlackAsSin: Andrew WK has surely written a song called "party all the time" for his next album
BurnItBlackAsSin: which should, by the AWK clock, be in december
TheLast1Alive: Along with songs called Let's Party, Party Party Party, Party Down, Party Up, We're Partying Now, I Like Parties (They're Fun), Party Forever, Long Live The Party, Party Hearty, And I Feel Like Party Tonight, Like Party Tonight

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-20-2006, 07:15 PM
I have all the funny conversations with Sam.


Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
I was offended that sKratch reckoned breasts can be -too- big
Fetisha says:
haha. i was a bit like "what? no =("...but ah well.
Fetisha says:
at least you dun agree with him ;p
Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
I've not yet seen a pair of breasts that I would consider too big for my purposes

And another with my best friend Lee:


... Unstable says:
could you pass on a message for tomorrow please?
Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
sure
... Unstable says:
i'm not in because... i have Ze Flu!
... Unstable says:
...said literally with 'Ze'
Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
ah, it's German Flu
Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
like German measles but with flu *shakes fists*
... Unstable says:
Damn those Deutsch Bastards, and their big German diseases

Omni
01-20-2006, 07:18 PM
Lol. I found the Andrew WK thing amusing just from what I can gather about him from the convo. I may or may not find it hilarious if I knew who he was :(

JohnnyNemesis
01-20-2006, 08:48 PM
Almost everything on the first page and most of the second page is great. (That's if you're running 40 replies like me). Almost everything after that is shit.

And I must repost this, 'cos it cracks me up every time. Originally posted by Rick.

*bows humbly* I too thought it was brilliant.

Rag Doll
01-20-2006, 08:49 PM
I have all the funny conversations with Sam.


our conversations fucking rock.

All About Eve
01-20-2006, 08:50 PM
Almost everything on the first page and most of the second page is great. (That's if you're running 40 replies like me). Almost everything after that is shit.

You have to admit mine are somewhat decent.


I have all the funny conversations with Sam.


We've had some funny ones, but they wouldn't be funny if posted. Don't think you're special. You're just a Brit. (lolzomgpwnt)

ruroken
01-20-2006, 09:16 PM
All of yours sucked ass for one reason or another, except that Andrew WK one was great, and like I said before, I laughed at Rick's ACLOTM diss, but then got pissed.

ruroken
01-20-2006, 09:34 PM
Tetsuo Shima says:
i wanna hump your new bass
Bubblez says:
My new bass is getting a restraining order
Tetsuo Shima says:
=(

All About Eve
01-20-2006, 09:35 PM
Tetsuo Shima says:
i wanna hump your new bass
Bubblez says:
My new bass is getting a restraining order
Tetsuo Shima says:
=(


All of yours sucked ass for one reason or another, except that Andrew WK one was great, and like I said before, I laughed at Rick's ACLOTM diss, but then got pissed.

Kettle, much?

ruroken
01-20-2006, 09:38 PM
When did I praise mine? Never? That's what I thought.
Now shut up.

All About Eve
01-20-2006, 09:39 PM
You might want to consider getting off that bedpost sometime or another.

ruroken
01-20-2006, 09:42 PM
Say what now?

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 06:46 AM
We've had some funny ones, but they wouldn't be funny if posted. Don't think you're special. You're just a Brit. (lolzomgpwnt)

They'd only be funny to us, not to everyone else.

Ruroken, your conversations aren't funny. There's not a single one in here that is. Ours are.

Sit and shut.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:25 AM
Just because you find your faggoted convos funny doesn't mean the whole fucking world does.

I'm contributing to your faggoted thread, so fuck off.

Faggot.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:28 AM
Gay men get more action than you.

LOL!

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:41 AM
Hahaha, my reply kicked ass. Did anybody get to see it before I deleted it?

It was size7; "Irrelevent Statement." like 50 times.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:43 AM
I can see deleted posts. And it wasn't. It was lame.

By the way, it was this:

Irrelevant statement.

Over and over again.

And it's not irrelevant. You seem to use the insult "faggot" loads, yet gay men get way more action then you ever have or ever will.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 07:44 AM
What the fuck? I thought it was only if you deleted it...shit, I'm sorry.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-21-2006, 07:45 AM
Nope. I can view all deleted posts in this forum.

wheelchairman
01-21-2006, 01:59 PM
Iz. Hi, hello!
Tizz: Hi, hello!
Per: How are you?
Sim: Fuck you I'm a slob!

the_GoDdEsS
01-21-2006, 02:00 PM
Iz. Hi, hello!
Tizz: Hi, hello!
Per: How are you?
Sim: Fuck you I'm a slob!


It is not what I said!

Izie
01-21-2006, 02:08 PM
Iz. Hi, hello!
Tizz: Hi, hello!
Per: How are you?
Sim: Fuck you I'm a slob!

Lolz we win!

Simona, you SLOB!

wheelchairman
01-21-2006, 04:03 PM
Iz: Alright I'm gone
Per: Is she gone yet? I think she's gone. We can talk bad about her now.
Tizz: Yay!

ruroken
01-21-2006, 06:01 PM
Bubblez says:
http://tinypic.com/mbhegz.jpg
Bubblez says:
MY MATH HOMEWORK
Ghetto Blasta says:
OH GOD NO!!!!!!!1111111
Ghetto Blasta says:
Hahaha, that's fucking awesome though
Ghetto Blasta says:
I do that too
Ghetto Blasta says:
Draw all over my work
Bubblez says:
Drawing > Working
Ghetto Blasta says:
100%
Bubblez says:
I drew a millincolin monkey too
Bubblez says:
http://tinypic.com/mbhglg.jpg
Bubblez says:
the kewl one
Ghetto Blasta says:
wow, that drawing sucks bad, it hurts...
Bubblez says:
let's see you do better, noob
Bubblez says:
and don't Jap it up either
Ghetto Blasta says:
thats my style, fagwad
Bubblez says:
I'm sorry
Ghetto Blasta says:
wtf...?
Bubblez says:
(that your style is Japping up good pictures)
Ghetto Blasta says:
oh, fuck you
Ghetto Blasta says:
my work is better
Bubblez says:
Your work = my ass
Bubblez says:
when was the last someone that wasn't kissing your ass complimented any of your drawings
Ghetto Blasta says:
ur mom
Ghetto Blasta says:
today, actually
Ghetto Blasta says:
hav u seen my new shit?
Bubblez says:
yeah, it was beautiful! what did you eat?

the_offsprings_monkey
01-21-2006, 06:13 PM
Yea me and rodger had some form of pwnage fight yesterday, I won by linking him to your forums.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 06:19 PM
You know, there's no 'd' in Roger.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-21-2006, 06:22 PM
You know, there's no 'd' in Roger.
It depends.

ruroken
01-21-2006, 06:29 PM
No, it doesn't. Names dont change. Ever. Unless they change it themselves.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-21-2006, 07:34 PM
No, it doesn't. Names dont change. Ever. Unless they change it themselves.
There is more then one way of spelling it.

wheelchairman
01-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Tizz: I smelled my dad's thing.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-22-2006, 07:26 PM
On forums, etc. Once again proving Sam and I rock.


Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
bah, I hate Lemon on that goddamn politics forum

Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
700 odd posts and not one worth reading

Fetisha says:
haha

Fetisha says:
yeah, i thought that too. too many people like that, in every forum i've ever been on.

Scratchings From The Sickle http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
I think you should have a 10 post trial. if you pass that, you get 100 post trial. if you pass that, you're accepted. if you fail, you're shot.

the_offsprings_monkey
01-22-2006, 07:27 PM
On forums, etc. Once again proving Sam and I rock.
Rock... fock... fuck... Ahh FUCK OFF!!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-22-2006, 07:28 PM
'Scuse me?

Andy
01-22-2006, 07:58 PM
Ash is slowly turning into Ruro :eek:

the_offsprings_monkey
01-22-2006, 08:00 PM
Ash is slowly turning into Ruro :eek:
Take that back

Andy
01-22-2006, 08:04 PM
Too painful :eek:

the_offsprings_monkey
01-22-2006, 08:06 PM
Too painful :eek:
*looks at MSN* Hey my msn lacks Andy, come online

Andy
01-22-2006, 08:07 PM
soon, soon, I'm trying to do some work atm

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-23-2006, 01:37 PM
Lazar says:
yo

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
it's the HERETIC!

Lazar says:
eh?

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
LEAVING THE BOARD

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
*hate*

Lazar says:
Atleast I can.

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
what do you mean?

Lazar says:
What don't I mean?

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
....

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
GHEY!

0r4ng3
01-23-2006, 01:38 PM
I finally decided to post one. I know it's lame. However, it could be worse. It could be TOM.


Lazar says:
hello
The Thnikkaman says:
hey
Lazar says:
Do the boards suck without me
Lazar says:
?
The Thnikkaman says:
it's...the same
The Thnikkaman says:
as in, boring
Lazar says:
glad you feel as though I spiced things up a bit
Lazar says:
</sarcasm>

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-23-2006, 01:40 PM
More Lazar!


Lazar says:
I downloaded a British porno not too long ago

Lazar says:
it had too chicks, and I'm a straght guy, but it didn't help me get off whatsoever

Lazar says:
You got sum fugly wimin folk I recons

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
oh, too true

Lazar says:
how do you manage?

Lazar says:
I bet you prey on imigrants

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
we do have some hawk chicks

Lazar says:
I know, they do kind of resemble hawks with those ugly beak-like noses

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
oh, fuck

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
hahahaha

ruroken
01-23-2006, 05:05 PM
/\ Oh shit, that one is the best.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Learning To Live says:
oh fuck

Learning To Live says:
drinking milk after lemonade fails

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
HAHAHAHA

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
like, duh!

Learning To Live says:
I feel so stupid now

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
dude, so obvious.

Learning To Live says:
but I just got a chocolate bar!

Learning To Live says:
I had to get milk!

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
laaame excuse.

Learning To Live says:
=(

Learning To Live says:
heh, that would probably be actually funny in the conversational tidbits thread

Learning To Live says:
but everytime it's erected

Learning To Live says:
TOM and ruroken post

Learning To Live says:
and I don't like that

Save The Whales - Eat More Penguins http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
LOL, ERECTED

Learning To Live says:
LOLZOMFG!

All About Eve
01-23-2006, 07:33 PM
The taste is still in my mouth :(

All About Eve
01-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Evil Virus917: you get a baked good of some sort, whats your favorite?
Evil Virus917: that was very big of you

I love ubernice pacifists.

wheelchairman
01-24-2006, 11:32 AM
Tizz: The Brits are worse than the blacks.

wheelchairman
01-30-2006, 12:53 PM
[8:51:40 PM] maartje says: pancake monkety <3
[8:51:49 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: pancake monkey? :P
[8:51:58 PM] maartje says: yes :P
[8:52:01 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: that's you!
[8:52:06 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: you're as flat as Holland!

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-30-2006, 05:03 PM
Just recently at the dinner table, my little sister Kali invited her friend, Brooke, to dinner. My sister was missing her Catholic Chatechism class at the time and she insisted to bring Brooke. So my Dad asked her what her religion was.

Dad: What religon are you, Brookey?
Brooke: Well my mom is Catholic just like you guys.
Dad: Like very Catholic, low Catholic, what?
Brooke: I don't know, just Catholic I guess.
Dad: Then what is your mom?
Brooke: Left-handed.

TheUnholyNightbringer
01-30-2006, 06:04 PM
allergic reaction will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? says:
im putting on my badger balm

100% Natural Fibres http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
your what now?

allergic reaction will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? says:
lol badger sleep balm

allergic reaction will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? says:
it's sposed to aid sleep

100% Natural Fibres http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
ah.

100% Natural Fibres http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
nothing like dead badger to drift you off to sleep, eh

allergic reaction will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close? says:
lol! it's just the brand name lol

100% Natural Fibres http://swpflix.blogspot.com/ says:
sure it is.

arak0r
01-30-2006, 11:42 PM
Becky (3:41:28 PM): like..seriously i went on a date with derek zoolander
Becky (3:42:24 PM): i refuse to date a guy that thinks hes prettier than me

just a bit of a conversation between myself and my sister

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 05:18 PM
i thought it was a funny conversation but you ... i am not so sure

hellht8: do you love me??
hellht8: jk
EnjoiPandaWK: sure
hellht8: lol
hellht8: i was asken every 1 that today
EnjoiPandaWK: i dont even need to ask
EnjoiPandaWK: everyone just goes up to me
EnjoiPandaWK: "i love you, wally"
EnjoiPandaWK: i get that alot
EnjoiPandaWK: do you love me?
(long pause)
EnjoiPandaWK: I will just consider that a yes considering I didn't even need to ask.

nieh
01-31-2006, 05:35 PM
The taste is still in my mouth :(

You = Learning to Live? I almost blocked you when you added me cause I had no idea who you were.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 08:02 PM
You = Learning to Live? I almost blocked you when you added me cause I had no idea who you were.

I have probably blocked 4 people that I gave my screen name to somewhere but forgot I gave them away.

JohnnyNemesis
01-31-2006, 08:04 PM
I have probably blocked 4 people that I gave my screen name to somewhere but forgot I gave them away.

Yeah, but the difference here is that AAE is actually a relevant human being.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 08:07 PM
Yeah, but the difference here is that AAE is actually a relevant human being.

well there is a strong chance they were saying stupid stuff or asking stupid questions

kamikaze
01-31-2006, 08:30 PM
Me - Hey, who do you think would win in a race between Abraham Lincoln and FDR?
Andy - Heh, okay, who?
Me - Lincoln would. FDR, though a beloved president, was confined to a wheelchair. He had polio. I'm surprised you didn't know that, Andy.
Andy - I... I did know that! I thought you were, y'know, telling a joke or something!
Me - Polio's no joke, Andy.

(me = so stellar)
(mick = HeartlessAngel)
so stellar x: if you just brb-ed & didn't say "brb" i'm gonna kick you in the throat
HeartlessAngel01: :-)
so stellar x: ... asshole.
HeartlessAngel01: you can't kick that high.
HeartlessAngel01: :-*
so stellar x: if you're laying down i can.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-31-2006, 08:35 PM
Me - Hey, who do you think would win in a race between Abraham Lincoln and FDR?
Andy - Heh, okay, who?
Me - Lincoln would. FDR, though a beloved president, was confined to a wheelchair. He had polio. I'm surprised you didn't know that, Andy.
Andy - I... I did know that! I thought you were, y'know, telling a joke or something!
Me - Polio's no joke, Andy.

(me = so stellar)
(mick = HeartlessAngel)
so stellar x: if you just brb-ed & didn't say "brb" i'm gonna kick you in the throat
HeartlessAngel01: :-)
so stellar x: ... asshole.
HeartlessAngel01: you can't kick that high.
HeartlessAngel01: :-*
so stellar x: if you're laying down i can.


those are definetly one of the best conversations posted on the site, i especially loved the the first one... 2nd one wasnt that bad either.

Telekinesis
02-01-2006, 01:46 AM
here's a weird conversation I had with my friend Francis, please don't get insulted about what I said about American football if your a fan, I mean no offense



I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
grrrr

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
yarrrrgh

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
stupid pirates lol

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
ha ha

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
go pirates!

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
lol yeah

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
pirates are cool

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
that would be a cool football team name

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
but not when they rob you

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
instead we have animals like magpies and lighting bolt people

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
mmmmm...

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
lightning bolt people

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
I think they are calle

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
the port adelaide power...?

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
port power

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
adelaide are the crows

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
it's sad that I know anything about footy

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
such a pathetic game

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
lol

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
ahahahaha

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
lol yeah well

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
that'll happen

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
it's safer than American football though

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
and Americans have lame names for their teams

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
like the 49ers, what kinda name is that?

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
ahahahaha

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
well

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
its not quit a 69er

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
and its not quit a 39er

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
but maaan!

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
ha ha

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
LMFAO

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
the conversations you have late at night

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
oh to answer your question I don't know

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
lol yeah I know

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
oh, lol

I hear their setting off a bomb like 1 kilometre from here, we should probably shut the windows or something says:
it was a rhetorical question

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
oh nuts

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
well

Someday, I will be I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream, because I will, I may at best be floating as you feel says:
they say I have an answer for everything

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-01-2006, 12:56 PM
^ telekenisis .... haha... the 49ers is a dumb name but it is because they called the gold miners in early california 49ers.

JohnnyNemesis
02-01-2006, 12:57 PM
Holy shit. That wasn't the least bit funny.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-01-2006, 01:03 PM
It is so weird to talk to someone outside your country about your country. I learned what Canadians called us Americans and some stereotypes I actually haven't heard before. So I had to make fun of the Canadian girl too. And really though, if I was in the conversation by telekenesis and I wasn't from the US and didn't like football.. I would of found the conversation very funny. Just funny. Maybe. Doubtful. No.

Telekinesis
02-01-2006, 11:34 PM
here's another conversation between me and Francis, now don't blame me if you don't find it funny, I'm very easily amused and laugh at almost anything

my nickname in this one is You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down and Francis is the other guy,saying he wants to fuck my dog, lol


You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
Jackie is so cute!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I love her

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
lol sexy

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
you zoophile get the fuck away from my Dog! *hugs jackie*

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
ha ha

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
...

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
hahahahaha

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
zoophile, i like that one

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
it's a real word...I think

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
well zoophilia is when you fuck animals

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
so I dunno

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
is it...whoa thats crazy

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he he

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
so you wanna fuck my dog eh?

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I don't see why not

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
...well...actually I do

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
she'd like that

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
ha ha!

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
...what the fuck?!?

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
your dog would like it?!?

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
yeah she told me

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
she thinks your dogs are sexier though

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
yeah i don't blame her

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
the hot bitch

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
ha ha

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
you sick little fuck

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he he

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
ahahahaha

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
well she is really adorable

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
man...you said it

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
whooooo

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he he

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
oh yeah she's so horny now

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I can see her, panting for joy

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
...uhhhhhh...

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
woah she looks like she's struggling to stay alive

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
she's a fat dog

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
ah right

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
oh poor Jackie

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
yeah so are my dogs

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I'm gunna apologise for saying that to her

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
OK she's forgiven me

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
all is well

0r4ng3
02-02-2006, 04:30 PM
I had trouble reading it becuause, holy crap, you guys use very long usernames. What is that? It's like a whole paragraph.

ruroken
02-05-2006, 11:40 AM
Shadrac4 (10:16:20 AM): i saw them live! awesome
MooingMenaceMojo (10:16:24 AM): Lucky
MooingMenaceMojo (10:16:42 AM): You shoulda taken me!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:16:46 AM): Grrzorz
Shadrac4 (10:16:55 AM): no doubt!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:17:13 AM): That'd've been uber sweet
Shadrac4 (10:17:31 AM): yea no kidding! they played with MSI
MooingMenaceMojo (10:17:54 AM): *cries* I wanna *sniff* see
Shadrac4 (10:18:05 AM): so it was double awesome!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:18:10 AM): I bet
Shadrac4 (10:18:10 AM): hahaha!
Shadrac4 (10:18:36 AM): on their web site for tub ring...i drew pics that go along with their songs...and they use them! they are so cool!


Suiduj: i am currently playing a game. leave a message.
MooingMenaceMojo (10:17:33 AM): *leaves a message*
Auto Response from Suiduj (10:18:05 AM): i am currently playing a game. leave a message.
MooingMenaceMojo (10:18:31 AM): I just did you sonuvabitch

MooingMenaceMojo (10:19:36 AM): It says that thing BEFORE I left the message
MooingMenaceMojo (10:19:40 AM): Then said it again
MooingMenaceMojo (10:19:54 AM): HOLY SHIT
MooingMenaceMojo (10:19:57 AM): They did?!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:19:59 AM): LUCKY
Shadrac4 (10:20:15 AM): yeah they are the best guys...
Shadrac4 (10:20:31 AM): if you email them they email you back...they are a great couple of guys
MooingMenaceMojo (10:20:49 AM): yeah well I talk to the guys from UPD so there! :P
MooingMenaceMojo (10:20:54 AM): *jealous*
Shadrac4 (10:21:07 AM): Kevin plays in Tub Ring as well

UPD?
MooingMenaceMojo (10:22:03 AM): Unconventionally Psychologically Disturbed
Shadrac4 (10:22:16 AM): dont know them
Shadrac4 (10:22:20 AM): ::cries::
MooingMenaceMojo (10:22:41 AM): Yeah, you better cry you...um...uh...SOMETHING!! Yeah!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:22:52 AM): just a sec Ill find a link to them
Shadrac4 (10:23:01 AM): ::SOBBING::
Shadrac4 (10:23:04 AM): ok
MooingMenaceMojo (10:28:57 AM): http://www.myspace.com/unconventionallypsychologicallydisturbed
Shadrac4 (10:29:53 AM): you are on their top 8?!
Shadrac4 (10:29:58 AM): that is awesome
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:02 AM): Yuo
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:04 AM): *p
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:12 AM): *cool smiley*
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:19 AM): Im also in Em's top 8
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:23 AM): he's in the band
Shadrac4 (10:30:27 AM): that is the bestest!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:32 AM): He's the guy I messaged that's playign the game
Shadrac4 (10:30:34 AM): i am jealous
Shadrac4 (10:30:51 AM): oi
Shadrac4 (10:30:51 AM): c
MooingMenaceMojo (10:30:52 AM): heheheh
Shadrac4 (10:31:07 AM): i wish invader zim was on in the day time!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:31:15 AM): yeah
MooingMenaceMojo (10:31:24 AM): I have both volumes on DVD tho
MooingMenaceMojo (10:31:27 AM): :p
MooingMenaceMojo (10:31:29 AM): PWN
Shadrac4 (10:31:34 AM): sweet to the beat!
Shadrac4 (10:31:51 AM): you are makin me super jealous!
Shadrac4 (10:31:56 AM): all over the place
MooingMenaceMojo (10:32:40 AM): hehehehe My penis is bigger than yours :P
Shadrac4 (10:32:55 AM): i bet it is!
MooingMenaceMojo (10:32:59 AM): hahaha

ruroken
02-06-2006, 09:44 PM
MooingMenaceMojo (8:38:43 PM): Tom = retarded
MooingMenaceMojo (8:38:54 PM): He needs to go back to Special Ed
Shadrac4 (8:39:29 PM): no doubt! Tom
Shadrac4 (8:39:29 PM): is
Shadrac4 (8:39:37 PM): loser
Shadrac4 (8:39:37 PM): man
MooingMenaceMojo (8:39:57 PM): lez hav sekz on hiz mamaz bed
Shadrac4 (8:40:58 PM): woop woop! im on my way...move over tom and mom...

Vera
02-07-2006, 01:54 PM
[22:51] Vera: haha, i'm splintering to splinter
[22:51] Goddess: hahahahahaaha
[22:51] Vera: er
[22:51] Vera: listening*
[22:52] Vera: WTF
[22:52] Goddess: hahaha
[22:52] Vera: stupidest typo EVER
[22:52] Goddess: that was brilliant, actually
[22:52] Vera: FACT: listening to the offspring makes you stupid.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-07-2006, 07:07 PM
Swapflicks says:
brb, need Pepsi

coke_a_holic says:
FUCK YOU

All About Eve
02-07-2006, 07:09 PM
Part of last night's chat had to be funny, I just don't remember.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-07-2006, 07:11 PM
Oh man, I was out for most of that. I can hardly remember any of it.

All About Eve
02-07-2006, 07:12 PM
Well half of it was just Make and I talking about Romeo and Juliet.

Consort? Dost thou make us minstrels?

Andy
02-07-2006, 07:13 PM
Don't start that again.

Macbeth was better.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-07-2006, 07:13 PM
Most highly, varlot!

All About Eve
02-07-2006, 07:13 PM
The potato thing was pretty funny.

Andy
02-07-2006, 07:15 PM
Not for me!

Man, it was disgusting. Note to self: if a potato is growing life, do not eat.

coke_a_holic
02-07-2006, 07:18 PM
I personally enjoyed the talk of devil math problems that look a lot harder than they actually are.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-07-2006, 07:19 PM
The correct answer is always 8, remember.

Andy
02-07-2006, 07:19 PM
I personally enjoyed the talk of devil math problems that look a lot harder than they actually are.
They were hard!!

All About Eve
02-07-2006, 07:21 PM
The correct answer is always 8, remember.

Fuck you, it's 6.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-08-2006, 03:40 PM
Swapflicks says:
brb, need Pepsi

coke_a_holic says:
FUCK YOU

that is the greatest
--
my conversations are always dull... this is one of my best ones in a while

seadslove: aww nugget
EnjoiPandaWK: nugget?
EnjoiPandaWK: haha
EnjoiPandaWK: nugget
seadslove: better than muffin
EnjoiPandaWK: hahahahha
EnjoiPandaWK: muffin?
EnjoiPandaWK: thats a good one too
EnjoiPandaWK: hahahaha
seadslove: youve never heard "awww muffin"
seadslove: it annoys the crap outta me
EnjoiPandaWK: never
EnjoiPandaWK: i have never heard nugget or muffin
seadslove: o dear, you are very out of the cool circle
EnjoiPandaWK: I have heard FuC|< and $#!T and |)@|\/|N though
EnjoiPandaWK: I might of of thought you canadians would say damn
EnjoiPandaWK: because of all the beavers
seadslove: hahaha

All About Eve
02-08-2006, 06:19 PM
Dave, post the whole convo where we were talking ghetto because punkangel was in although she never actually said anything.

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-08-2006, 06:22 PM
I can't post all of it, it's too long.

Sinister
02-08-2006, 06:23 PM
EnjoiPandaWK: I might of of thought you canadians would say damn
EnjoiPandaWK: because of all the beavers
seadslove: hahaha

I hate you. Die. Now.

All About Eve
02-08-2006, 06:23 PM
Yeah, I just realized that. And it wouldn't really be funny seeing as how she never reacted.

Edit: @ Dave.

Sinister
02-08-2006, 06:24 PM
EnjoiPandaWK: I might of of thought you canadians would say damn
EnjoiPandaWK: because of all the beavers
seadslove: hahaha

I hate you. Die. Now.

(re-posting to be noticed.)

0r4ng3
02-08-2006, 06:34 PM
How about the one in my sig? I'll re-post, in case I ever change it again.
Swapflicks says:
do you reckon there's a colour called Dave? I reckon there is. and I reckon it PWNZ

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-08-2006, 06:35 PM
The colour Dave is 1337.

coke_a_holic
02-08-2006, 06:35 PM
the color Dave enjoys getting PWNT up the ass by metallic rods.

0r4ng3
02-08-2006, 06:36 PM
the color Dave enjoys getting PWNT up the ass by metallic rods.
metallic rods which are the color Mike.

All About Eve
02-08-2006, 06:36 PM
lolz, Adriann is limp and gray, but Mike's not!

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-08-2006, 07:32 PM
I hate you. Die. Now.

we make fun of eachother all the time...

0r4ng3
02-08-2006, 07:42 PM
nuh uh! And someone needs to post more of the conversation. It r0xx0red.
omg lyme 4 tru punx nly!!

That's about all I remember.

Vera
02-09-2006, 02:07 AM
[22:51] Vera: haha, i'm splintering to splinter
[22:51] Goddess: hahahahahaaha
[22:51] Vera: er
[22:51] Vera: listening*
[22:52] Vera: WTF
[22:52] Goddess: hahaha
[22:52] Vera: stupidest typo EVER
[22:52] Goddess: that was brilliant, actually
[22:52] Vera: FACT: listening to the offspring makes you stupid.
Some appreciation, plz. If only because me & Sim are hot.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
02-11-2006, 02:33 PM
W1A9L7L9Y says:
Hey Andy?
Andy - I U Sarah More Than Anything says:
blood clot

Isolated Fury
02-15-2006, 05:03 PM
A wonderful conversation with my dear Alexandria.

Bahraindweller: it's working!
Bahraindweller: babe...you didn't have to do that, you know?
so stellar x: um.. it's not like you're asking me to have butt sex or anything

Andy
02-15-2006, 05:15 PM
I'll add nothing to this thread, as MSN is being homo.

GreenTerror
02-16-2006, 10:59 PM
Me and Thomas (Aka Drummerguy123) discussing the stupidity and pointlessness of vegetarianism.

Beheaded27: Yeah and apparantly it's the cool thing to be a vegetarian now
Yliecoyote: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain over millions of years to eat tofu
Yliecoyote: GODDAMMIT! MY EFFORTS ARE TO BE REWARDED!

Thomas = :cool:

Jebus
02-16-2006, 11:03 PM
I see you have replaced me, Shelby.

GreenTerror
02-16-2006, 11:06 PM
Maybe if you were on AIM every now and then, Edwin. :(

I still love you. *hugs* :D

JohnnyNemesis
02-16-2006, 11:06 PM
Tofu is good. And I'm the most hardcore carnivore (lolz hardcornivore) around. Stop hatin'.

GreenTerror
02-16-2006, 11:11 PM
Haha, I'm not hating on anyone. I just don't see the point of it. However, I have muchos respect for Vegans, because they go all out for the whole thing.

Jebus
02-16-2006, 11:45 PM
Maybe if you were on AIM every now and then, Edwin. :(

I still love you. *hugs* :D
no, that's fine. I could see when I'm not wanted anymore. Drummerguy, you could have her. Just don't make fun of her for her teenage punk angst because that was our special thing! *sniffle*

GreenTerror
02-16-2006, 11:50 PM
Dammit, Edwin, don't be such an emo bitch.

You know I can't ever replace my Silly mooing goosecow! Not even with a Tacoheadpimp!

Now get on AIM so we can discuss this in private ;)

Drummerguy123
02-18-2006, 12:13 AM
no, that's fine. I could see when I'm not wanted anymore. Drummerguy, you could have her. Just don't make fun of her for her teenage punk angst because that was our special thing! *sniffle*

Sheesh, I'm not THAT mean. We can so totally share her! ;)

Drummerguy123
02-18-2006, 12:17 AM
Now for a bit more IMing weirdness from *Shelby and I.


Beheaded27: I felt like an aarg
Yliecoyote: wow
Yliecoyote: I bet it feels a bit like Jell-O
Beheaded27: What?
Yliecoyote: I bet feeling Aarg feels like Jell-O
Beheaded27: Oooh
Beheaded27: You're weird
Yliecoyote: but am I right?
Beheaded27: I don't know!!!
Yliecoyote: hmmmmmmmmm...........

:confused:

GreenTerror
02-18-2006, 12:20 AM
I'll show you Jell-O...

I feel like such an AIM whore now... Being "shared" and what not...

Drummerguy123
02-18-2006, 12:22 AM
If you are the whore, which one of us would be the pimp and which one of us would be the customer? Obviously, both have their benefits.

GreenTerror
02-18-2006, 12:25 AM
I dunno, I guess you guys can like take turns or something... Wait... WHAT?

Drummerguy123
02-18-2006, 12:27 AM
I dunno, I guess you guys can like take turns or something... Wait... WHAT?

Even better. *gives Jebus a high five*

GreenTerror
02-18-2006, 12:29 AM
This calls for another aarg. Aaarg. I'm done here.

All About Eve
02-20-2006, 08:11 PM
Jesse says:
my penis+infinity=infinity
Jesse says:
no, wait, i take that back
Jesse says:
i typed it wrong
Jesse says:
NOEZ!


Lolololololz.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-03-2006, 11:27 AM
Cute lil Freak says:
I cut my hair the other day

Cute lil Freak says:
it be shorter, but still pretty long

Swapflicks says:
how long?

Cute lil Freak says:
I've cut it twice recently, it was butt crack long, then lower back long, now mid back long

Swapflicks says:
lolz, crack

Cute lil Freak says:
lolz, butt

Swapflicks says:
LOLZ, BUTT CRACK

I have a stupid sense of humour.

TheHulaChick
03-03-2006, 11:58 AM
I have a stupid sense of humour.
Lolz, me too =p

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-04-2006, 10:50 PM
Swapflicks says:
TEENAGE MUTANT HERO PWNZORZ

Common Denominator says:
ORLY?

Swapflicks says:
PWNZFORMERS, PWNZORZ IN DISGUISE

Lolz, with AAE.


Swapflicks says:
"Take THAT, public transportation! I got me some WHEELS now, bitch!"

Common Denominator says:
Aw, I want to be a transformer!

All About Eve
03-04-2006, 10:51 PM
We so pwn.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-05-2006, 06:05 PM
Okay this is a real good friend of mine that gets all emo and cut herself crap when she talks to me on AIM. If you notice, there is this one phrase that I said from here on the boards (I really should log on less). When she says shots, she means needles like shots.

"Lindsey": shots are my fav.
EnjoiPandaWK: really?!
EnjoiPandaWK: mine too!
"Lindsey": i think they are fun
"Lindsey": no seriously
EnjoiPandaWK: indeed
"Lindsey": ppl are so lame
EnjoiPandaWK: examples?
"Lindsey": they like cry about them and liek pass out
"Lindsey": what teh hell
"Lindsey": they arnt like even scarry
"Lindsey": hha
EnjoiPandaWK: wahs teh fcuk
"Lindsey": i just sit there and laugh when i get shots
EnjoiPandaWK: lol
"Lindsey": i'm not kidding
EnjoiPandaWK: i believe you
"Lindsey": i like getting stitches too. i think they hurt but ion a good way
"Lindsey": like a needle going threw you like skin
"Lindsey": its so amazing
EnjoiPandaWK: stitches aren't that interesting
EnjoiPandaWK: and shots are fun
"Lindsey": i got stitches.. they didnt even knock me out
"Lindsey": ha
EnjoiPandaWK: stitches are so overrated
"Lindsey": i love stitches

GreenTerror
03-05-2006, 07:15 PM
Me and my mom trying to get a decent description together for a listing on eBay:

Me: Theres like a bunch of different shapes on it. Do we just list them all?
Mom: I don't know, there's circles, and uuum...
Me: The shapes with the four sides?
Mom: Yeah, a pentagram

Haha, I'm never going to let her live that one down.

Drummerguy123
03-05-2006, 07:18 PM
Me and my mom trying to get a decent description together for a listing on eBay:

Me: Theres like a bunch of different shapes on it. Do we just list them all?
Mom: I don't know, there's circles, and uuum...
Me: The shapes with the four sides?
Mom: Yeah, a pentagram

Haha, I'm never going to let her live that one down.

lol. OMG! That is awesome!

Flexing Wings
03-05-2006, 07:39 PM
This one is long, and not all will appreciate it, but I just wish more people could here how funny my mate Martyn is, and how great some of our conversations get.



Martyn: i'm also going to do a 70 minute instrumental about concorde. kinda like a film score or something
Martyn: then there's the album about the life of a garden gnome
(v)xy(v)oron: sounds like it will be interesting to listen to, and i already know one person who would buy that
Martyn: the concorde one?
(v)xy(v)oron: yeah
(v)xy(v)oron: oh i didn't see the gnome bit
Martyn: hehe awesome, well on my way to stardom. i doubt there'll be anyone else after one. any idea what the legalities behind using real ATC recordings are? i guess it doesn't matter if it doesn't sell any
(v)xy(v)oron: i don't know, it's not technically 'written' or 'composed' by someone... though you might have to ask permission of those involved? if it's recording people talking that is?
Martyn: yeah i have some recordings of the pilots talking to air traffic control that i want to use
(v)xy(v)oron: well yeah then you may have to ask them if it's ok, but i can't see why they'd say no, i mean they let you have it in the first place...
Martyn: yeah i'm sure it'll be fine. no money made as well so it's not commercial. if not i'll bury it in the mix or fuck with it some way
Martyn: though i'm sure it'll become huge and sell 15 million copies and i'll get in trouble
(v)xy(v)oron: haha
(v)xy(v)oron: you never know, there are a lot of concorde fans out there
Martyn: haha, yeah. and this'll be a whole album about it. i could try and get it sold at all the museums that have a concorde and at airports around the world :D
(v)xy(v)oron: that could definitely be a good market
(v)xy(v)oron: and they could sell it in the museums
Martyn: next to the dinosaurs?
(v)xy(v)oron: they sell dinosaurs ?
real ones?
Martyn: yeah, you not got one?
Martyn: mine eats cats and small children
(v)xy(v)oron: I like cats
Martyn: yeah but you have to shave them before you cook them, with a small child you can just bung it straight in the oven
(v)xy(v)oron: :'(
Martyn: sorry, i'll just feed it the small children from now on if you like?
(v)xy(v)oron: *sniff sniff* ok
Martyn: cool. my stegosaurus will be pleased
(v)xy(v)oron: hehe you shouldn't feed one of them meat
Martyn: ah, are they vegemetarians then?
(v)xy(v)oron: yeah i think so
Martyn: hmm, well mine seems to be doing ok on eating children. to be fair to him he eats his greens as well. must just eat the kids for fun.

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 07:41 PM
People need to recognize how much Dave and I pwn more.

0r4ng3
03-05-2006, 08:01 PM
No one can recongnize it if it's in disguise.

pwnzformers, assemble!

All About Eve
03-05-2006, 08:02 PM
ZOMG! Power Pwnzors!

coke_a_holic
03-05-2006, 08:21 PM
Here's a conversation I had today with my good friend Ryan. Screen names have been censored. I only fixed a few mistakes from his awful pecking (it's technically not typing if you're staring at the 2 fingers you're using to type out words).

Ryan: i would have sex with any girl without any STDs if i got it for free
Me: that's because you're desperate
Ryan: as long as theyre not fat
Ryan: ugly
Me: ah
Me: there's what I was looking for
Ryan: or black
Me: you're so fucked up
Ryan: i know
Ryan: would you fuck a black lady tho?
Me: probably not
Ryan: lol there ya go
Ryan: see everyone's a little bit racist
Me: for me, it's because they'd be too loud, I'd prefer not to go deaf during sex
Ryan: i would be freaked out by the pink/black contrast


I love the conversations I have with my friends.

Telekinesis
03-06-2006, 01:05 AM
Francis acting all macho

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
who the hell says I've cried before?!?!?

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I might give him a talking to

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I never said you cried

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
ok, good!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
well you told me you did

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
because I don't cry!!!

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
No I didn't!!!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
you did!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
look

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I don't care

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I don't cry!!!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
it's nice to see you have emotions like a normal human being

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
Look, I dunno what your on about, but I don't cry!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
you told me and Sammy you cried once coz you broke up with Sheeny

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I cry

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
no I didn't!

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I used to be called a cry baby in primary school

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
everyone was so mean!

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I DON'T CRY

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
fuck

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I just scratched myself

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
anyway...don't take this the wrong way, but your a girl

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
and girls are more emotional than guys

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
so that doesn't matter

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I sharpened my nails yesterday

Telekinesis
03-06-2006, 01:11 AM
another conversation with me and Francis, in this one he told me how once he played kisschasy in primary school


You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
have you ever kissed a guy?

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
seems weird asking a guy that

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
uhhhhh no

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
but a guy has kissed me

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
it was possibly

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
the most scary moment

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
of my entire life

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
people ask me if I've kissed a guy before

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
uhhhhh why

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
i don't really see a reason to care

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
and I always feel embarassed coz I've olny kissed my dad

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
I dunno

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
girls are nosey

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
well I kissed a guy on the shoulder once

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
and boring

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he was scared of me after that

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I guess you never played kisschasy when you were young

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
hmmm...

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
well I did

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
and thats how I got my first kiss from a girl

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
once we played chasy were people dacked each other

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I was left lying on the ground...emotionally traumatized

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
oh

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
she like

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
poor Francis

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
kissed me

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
straight on the lips

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
for like...5 seconds or somethin

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
which was pretty big

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
what grade was this in?

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
considering this was prep

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
oh Ok

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
but...yeah

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
prep

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
I was really traumatized

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he he

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
and the thing that scared me the most, was that I wanted more of it

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
were you like gay then?

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
a GIRL kissed me

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
fucking hell

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
on the last day of grade 6 a guy who I really hated, well it was a love hate relationship, at some point I had a crush on him

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
but yeah

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
he hugged me

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
like a big bear hug

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
lol how cute

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
and he was like "I'm gonna miss ya Francesca"

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
but at that point I hated him

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
so it was scary

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
but he was hugging all the girls

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down says:
lol

When I get your blood I rip your throat, your blood I rip your throat, I want your blood, I rip your throat to drink some blood says:
lol what a player

Telekinesis
03-06-2006, 01:19 AM
weird conversation I had with Fletcher about watermelon

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
mmm yum, I just got given some watermelon

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
mmmmm

It'll all collapse tonight, the fullmoon is here again, In sickness and in health, understanding so demanding says:
whoa nice

It'll all collapse tonight, the fullmoon is here again, In sickness and in health, understanding so demanding says:
gimme some

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
how?

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
OK I'll magickally pass it to you through the screen

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
*mushes watermelon on to screen*

don't set yourself on fire (it kinda hurts) says:
dammit!

It'll all collapse tonight, the fullmoon is here again, In sickness and in health, understanding so demanding says:
yessssssssss

wheelchairman
03-07-2006, 12:53 PM
[8:48:43 PM] maartje says: :(
[8:48:49 PM] maartje says: why are you so mean to me?
[8:48:55 PM] maartje says: do you want me to cute myself?
[8:49:00 PM] maartje says: a little too deep?
[8:49:04 PM] maartje says: do yoooou?
[8:49:29 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: yes!
[8:49:33 PM] maartje says: oh.
[8:49:34 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: no more tizzie!
[8:49:35 PM] maartje says: :(
[8:49:46 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: no more tizzie makes Per a happje!
[8:49:47 PM] maartje says: there's an easier way to get rid of me you know!
[8:49:55 PM] maartje says: it's called block & ignore list
[8:50:06 PM] maartje says: per is a suckje 4evaaaaaaaaa
[8:50:38 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: yes but I want to get rid of Tizzie, 4evaaaaaaa
[8:50:45 PM] maartje says: suckaaaa
[8:50:49 PM] Per Ulrich Deverell Peders... says: crackaaaa
[8:50:50 PM] maartje says: h8 u

T-6005
03-07-2006, 12:59 PM
Tiniest excerpt from a conversation with Iz

Iz - we rarely talk about anything of any relevance unless it's potatoes.

In reference to a previous conversation we had where this was said (names have been removed for my own amusement)

X - We have no peasants
Y - Let's buy some, and make them grow us potatoes!
X - Do we have to give them potatoes?
Y - wtf
Y - I don't care
Y - peasants grow potatoes

kamikaze
03-16-2006, 11:00 PM
Me: Andy, you're the biggest fag I know.
Andy: How do you figure?
Me: You're favorite color is purple and you wore a dress before.
Andy: Yeah? You're the one that does chicks.
Me: ... Tou-fucking-che.


I love when people get so owned in the easiest ways possible.
And I love when people can graciously accept them.

kamikaze
03-16-2006, 11:01 PM
Me: Andy, you're the biggest fag I know.
Andy: How do you figure?
Me: You're favorite color is purple and you wore a dress before.
Andy: Yeah? You're the one that does chicks.
Me: ... Tou-fucking-che.


I love when people get so owned in the easiest ways possible.
And I love when people can graciously accept them.

kamikaze
03-16-2006, 11:01 PM
Me: Andy, you're the biggest fag I know.
Andy: How do you figure?
Me: Your favorite color is purple and you wore a dress before.
Andy: Yeah? You're the one that does chicks.
Me: ... Tou-fucking-che.


I love when people get so owned in the easiest ways possible.
And I love when people can graciously accept them.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:33 PM
Sister: Dad! I hate square pizza!
Me: Yeah, dad. I only like the pizza shaped like a triangle at obtuse angles.

Edit: I just had another fun moment online with this blonde friend of mine arguing over whose the blondest.

"Ashleigh": no ones dumber than ashleigh

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 05:35 PM
Uh? How was that funny?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:36 PM
Uh? How was that funny?

It was enjoyable and really made my day. Square pizza really isn't any different than regular round pizza besides shape.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 05:37 PM
I still don't see why what you said was funny.

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 05:37 PM
Only Dave and I should be allowed to post in this thread. And others on rare occasions.

That_Guy91
03-20-2006, 05:37 PM
It was enjoyable and really made my day. Square pizza really isn't any different than regular round pizza besides shape.
Was that really worth posting though? Couldn't you tell that nobody else would find it funny?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:41 PM
Was that really worth posting though? Couldn't you tell that nobody else would find it funny?

I guess it was one of those "had to be there" jokes.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 05:41 PM
.. but we weren't there.

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 05:41 PM
Actually, I probably would have just hit you, rolled my eyes, eaten the pizza, then walked off had I been there. Actually, that was so lame I don't think I'd even stay for the pizza.

Duskygrin
03-20-2006, 05:43 PM
I don't like pizza unless it doesn't have cheese on it.

double negative = positive

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:47 PM
.. but we weren't there.

Hence the deletion.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 05:48 PM
Ohhh, no. You're not deleting it and making us look like idiots. Anyway, you posted it, don't be a vag.

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 05:48 PM
Hence you making us all look like idiots talking about nothing. Thanks.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:52 PM
Hence you making us all look like idiots talking about nothing. Thanks.

Oh don't worry, That Guy quoted me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 05:53 PM
So what's the point in deleting it?

I undeleted it anyway.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 05:58 PM
So what's the point in deleting it?

I undeleted it anyway.

Why thank you, buddy.

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 07:49 PM
So what's the point in deleting it?

I undeleted it anyway.
liek omg moderatOWNED!!

Yeah, I'll stop.

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 08:21 PM
Adriann says:
wait, is germany around europe?

Is China around Asia?!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 08:27 PM
You love us because we're true.


Swapflicks -GIN IN A CAN!- says:
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JohnnyNemesis
03-20-2006, 08:51 PM
Only Dave and I should be allowed to post in this thread. And others on rare occasions.

That's kinda what's been happening, yo.

Here's one from a few months ago between a friend 'round here and I:

"Kat": i miss art school where i could live in filth and it was perfectly logical
"Kat": i just like how messes ARE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF SORTS
"Kat": ARENT I SMART

"Kat": yeah
"Kat": someone should sell her body toacdc*
SecrtAgentPants: mmm
SecrtAgentPants: then we'd get more meatloaf!
"Kat": YES!
SecrtAgentPants: BRILLIANT!

*ACDC is the All Campus Dining Center here at Vassar.

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Lolz.

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 08:53 PM
I have a new one. It's in my sig.

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 08:56 PM
Anyone ever heard of that book, LEAVE?!

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 08:58 PM
Yeah, I think it's written by LEAVE. Right?

All About Eve
03-20-2006, 09:00 PM
Yeah, he wrote the sequels LEAVE NOW and LEAVE EVEN MORE. Great guy.