View Full Version : My mum just threatened to deport me to Russia

Sin Studly
12-16-2005, 02:52 AM
For breakfast I had vodka and cigarettes.
For lunch I had beer, vodka and cigarettes.
For dinner I had beer, vodka, cigarettes, keilbasa and boiled cabbage and potato.
Plus, all day I've had the Soviet Red Army, Ivan Rebroff and tradition balalakai versions of Kalinka Malinka on repeat.

Who wants to talk about my honourary slavitude now?

12-16-2005, 03:05 AM
Your mum's right, filthy Slav wannabe. Klobasa is yum.

Sin Studly
12-16-2005, 03:08 AM
Can I beat you with sticks while you roll around in the snow?

Yes. Yes you can. Provided you get me drunk enough to forget you're a slithead chink.

Back in Black
12-16-2005, 06:34 AM