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Back in Black
12-16-2005, 04:29 PM
What did santa claus say to mrs. clause when he looked out the window and saw rain?

It looks like rain dear.

Why does sant have three gardens?

because he likes to HO HO HO

Sin Studly
12-16-2005, 04:30 PM
Why the fuck haven't you stupid mods deleted wishomie yet? It was supposed to be my going away present.

Conspiracy of One
12-16-2005, 04:31 PM
What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?


Unemployed.

OKay, fun is over, delete or lock it.

BATWT
12-16-2005, 04:32 PM
what does a bassist use for contraception?

his personality ;)

BATWT
12-16-2005, 04:33 PM
what does a bassist use for contraception?

his personality ;)

muh hahaha the fun is never over!

Sinister
12-16-2005, 04:37 PM
Why the fuck haven't you stupid mods deleted wishomie yet? It was supposed to be my going away present.

the news that you're going away is both my Christmas and birthday (january fourth) present.

Nirushika6789
12-16-2005, 04:42 PM
Prepare for extreme cheesiness


What do you call a goldfish that goes bankrupt?





A Bronzefish

I got that off Spongebob

BATWT
12-16-2005, 04:44 PM
(disclaimer: this is fucking lame, but if you're english and a little wasted its great)

why was hitler such a bad golfer?

he spent too much time in the bunker looking for his lost ball

Italia311
12-16-2005, 04:48 PM
What did santa claus say to mrs. clause when he looked out the window and saw rain?

It looks like rain dear.

Why does sant have three gardens?

because he likes to HO HO HO

YOU my friend...ARE THE JOKE.

The Talking Pie
12-16-2005, 04:53 PM
(disclaimer: this is fucking lame, but if you're english and a little wasted its great)

why was hitler such a bad golfer?

he spent too much time in the bunker looking for his lost ball
It wasn't funny when The Sun printed it today and it's not funny now.

BATWT
12-16-2005, 04:55 PM
It wasn't funny when The Sun printed it today and it's not funny now.

i am sorry that you feel so strongly about that

Twinkle
12-16-2005, 06:12 PM
Why the fuck haven't you stupid mods deleted wishomie yet? It was supposed to be my going away present.

hahah. I almost thought you were Linda and was about to ask why she hadn't been deleted, when I saw your name. Master of Deception.

asperagus182
12-16-2005, 06:56 PM
YOU my friend...ARE THE JOKE.


now that was fuckin funny

SkunkIt
12-16-2005, 07:03 PM
I actually laughed at the first joke, because it was crappy.

Why does Santa wear that red suit?
Because if he doesn't, miss clause won't blow him.

Why the angel is on top of the Christmas tree:

It was Christmas eve one day and Santa was tired. The angel kept going back and forth with things and kept asking, "Santa, where should I put this?"
A few things later, she came with the christmas tree and said, "Santa, where should I put this?" Santa was tired and angry and he said, "Put it up your ass."

0r4ng3
12-16-2005, 07:54 PM
Here's a joke: everyone who posted an actual joke in this thread.

Actually, that's more sad then funny, sorry.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
12-16-2005, 11:53 PM
Prepare for a really bad one. Oh well

How did the word women come into the world?




Because when Adam saw Eve he said WOUGH MAN!

calichix
12-17-2005, 12:30 AM
hey, have you guys heard about the new cordoroy pillows? ...they're really making headlines. :]

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-17-2005, 07:50 AM
It wasn't funny when The Sun printed it today and it's not funny now.

Hahahaha, you read The Sun.

;)

Aimeht
12-17-2005, 01:39 PM
The American says: We’ve got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
The Swedish says: We’ve got Göran Persson, no cash and no hope.

The Talking Pie
12-17-2005, 01:56 PM
Hahahaha, you read The Sun.

;)
Yeah right. My family read it. There was something about Clarkson and the Germans on the front page, so I flipped to it (I like reading him so I get wound up and remember why I hate the people of this country). Then I saw a picture of Hitler. Well, I couldn't not read that. Then came the German jokes. And the disgust I so bitterly desired.

Jebus
12-17-2005, 01:58 PM
Am I a bad person for laughing at wishomie's jokes?

shnooble
12-17-2005, 02:02 PM
Why does it take 3 women with PMT to change a light bulb?



IT JUST DOES!! :mad:

(Bad joke, i know, but I wanted to join in the fun ;) )

BATWT
12-17-2005, 02:03 PM
how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?





none - they'd just sit in the dark and cry

0r4ng3
12-17-2005, 02:06 PM
How many Soviet Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because lightbulb change you!

BATWT
12-17-2005, 02:07 PM
How many Soviet Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because lightbulb change you!

haha, i genuinely 'lol'd at that

Jebus
12-17-2005, 02:15 PM
I like 0r4ng3's Russia jokes.

In Russia, band listen to you!

Omni
12-17-2005, 07:07 PM
What's better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 08:01 PM
What's better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

as Louis Walsh would say:
"I liked it"

or:
"hui Luiked It" (in an irish accent)

Sunny
12-17-2005, 08:08 PM
following the horrible unfunny joke theme...


what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

...

nacho cheese.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 08:13 PM
where have i heard that before?

Rag Doll
12-17-2005, 08:14 PM
is that on like....bags of cheetos or something? i know it from somewhere.

Sunny
12-17-2005, 08:15 PM
i have no idea actually. hah.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 08:16 PM
it's "one of those" jokes, that people know, but don't know why

to be honest (and honest is one thing i am tonight); i don't get it lol

SkunkIt
12-17-2005, 08:40 PM
what do Greeks eat with pita?
Hommos.

Sunny
12-17-2005, 08:41 PM
it's "one of those" jokes, that people know, but don't know why

to be honest (and honest is one thing i am tonight); i don't get it lol

cuz.. "nacho" sounds like "not your".. if you say it right. so cheese that doesnt belong to you = not your cheese.. oh god.

BATWT
12-17-2005, 08:47 PM
aaah i get it

and no, im not that damn stupid, i just didnt immediately see the link (before people fucking stone me or whatever)