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Drummerguy123
12-19-2005, 05:07 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

Twinkle
12-19-2005, 05:12 PM
Oh I got that in an email....MEMORIES!!! My friend from Canada sent it. I was happy to get it, especially since it was from Sara.

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:40 AM
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Drummerguy123
12-20-2005, 09:05 AM
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
lol. Where is that from?

BATWT
12-20-2005, 10:00 AM
I think (don't hold me on this though) that it's Monty Python. It has a very Eric Idle feel about it.

0r4ng3
12-20-2005, 10:01 AM
I might be off-topic a bit here, but what does "bah humbug" mean anyway? What language is it?

BATWT
12-20-2005, 10:03 AM
it's what Ebeneezer Scrooge said, in Dickens's Christmas Carol. Well, Scrooge is known for it, wether it's from the book or just film I don't know.

Christmas? Bah Humbug

0r4ng3
12-20-2005, 10:04 AM
I know where it's from, but I don't know what it means. What's a humbug?

BATWT
12-20-2005, 10:07 AM
Well, a Humbug is a black and white striped boiled sweet. What it has to do with Christmas, and distain for the aforementioned holiday I couldn't say.

XYlophonetreeZ
12-20-2005, 10:28 AM
^
Oh, fuck. Just what we need.

Yatesy
12-20-2005, 10:49 AM
it's what Ebeneezer Scrooge said, in Dickens's Christmas Carol. Well, Scrooge is known for it, wether it's from the book or just film I don't know.

Christmas? Bah Humbug


Dickens didn't write that. Somone else did, I can't remember but I guessed Dickens in a quiz that day and got it wrong.

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:20 PM
Dickens didn't write that. Somone else did, I can't remember but I guessed Dickens in a quiz that day and got it wrong.

Really? I'm almost 100% certain it was Dickens. I'll search it up, I'm concerned now

EDIT: Yep, Charles Dickens. I'm sorry mate - you were cheated out of a point in that quiz.

TheUnholyNightbringer
12-20-2005, 06:02 PM
Charles Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol.. maybe the origins go back a bit further?

Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 07:18 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/DoNotFeedTroll.jpg

BATWT
12-21-2005, 05:43 AM
Charles Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol.. maybe the origins go back a bit further?

It does have the feel of an old fable or something. Maybe the question in the quiz was something like "who came up with the idea for the story" or some typical nonsense bollocks that quizzes tend to. I blame Communism.

Yatesy
12-21-2005, 02:16 PM
Really? I'm almost 100% certain it was Dickens. I'll search it up, I'm concerned now

EDIT: Yep, Charles Dickens. I'm sorry mate - you were cheated out of a point in that quiz.


ARGH!!! College sucks! =P Meh, I still won that quiz anyway. xD