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Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 02:12 PM
I'm watching Maury while I'm finishing my exams, and there's a 17 year old on right now who was born without arms. And despite being born without arms, she was still able to have a baby. AT 16. So I guess that's totally rad, since clearly no matter what sort of physical deformity you're born with, you can fuck up just like anyone else.

I'm a bit cranky today.

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:23 PM
Imagine having sex with a woman with no arms, that would be a spectacle

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:34 PM
I guess she could be supported by pillows or something? Maybe perhaps you could stand up and hold her by her ankles, so she wouldn't have to use her arms anyway? OR, by one of those harnesses you can buy for nubs and turn it upside down, hmm I'll get investigating. There has to be a fetish site for this somewhere

Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 02:40 PM
She's a dub-nub? I bet she gives really awkward blowjobs. Not that actual sex would be any less awkward, but lying-down head? She'd be supporting herself with her mouth alone. Just picture that.

And a good strong pair of legs, which she clearly has since she does everything with her feet. Wow, she'd be a foot fetishist's dream come true.

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2005, 02:51 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/114520/2/training_arms.jpg

Maybe these things could help??? STUPIDS :p

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:53 PM
Nice to see racial equality there. Black and white (nearly) hand-in-hand

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2005, 02:55 PM
Nice to see racial equality there. Black and white (nearly) hand-in-hand

Hahahhahhahahahaha :D

BATWT
12-20-2005, 02:57 PM
But just look at them! How useless do they look, they could have at least chosen a matt finish so they don't look quite so fake. Kind of like Buster's fake hand in Arrested Development. I'd rather have no arms than a paid of them dangling uselessly by my side - things like that were obviously made by some guy with an evil sense of humour

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2005, 02:59 PM
But just look at them! How useless do they look, they could have at least chosen a matt finish so they don't look quite so fake. Kind of like Buster's fake hand in Arrested Development. I'd rather have no arms than a paid of them dangling uselessly by my side - things like that were obviously made by some guy with an evil sense of humour

There should be a better versions of something like that out here in this world I guess.

BATWT
12-20-2005, 03:01 PM
Oh yeah, you can get magnificent ones nowadays - even ones that actually look like real arms! :eek: Those arms look like they've been taken off a life-size Action Man.

Now that would be cool

Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 03:30 PM
...but do they *work* like real arms?

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2005, 03:31 PM
...but do they *work* like real arms?

I guess they wil grow on you, so you learn to let them work as real arms.

0r4ng3
12-20-2005, 03:31 PM
I guess they wil grow on you, so you learn to let them work as real arms.
No, they don't grow on you, that's the point. That's why you need prosthetic arms.

Also, I don't even think those are real prosthetic arms. They look like toys.

Little_Miss_1565
12-20-2005, 03:32 PM
But you can't exactly think "hey arm, grab that apple" and have it work.

offspringrammsteinfan
12-20-2005, 03:33 PM
But you can't exactly think "hey arm, grab that apple" and have it work.

Indirect you can, Direct you can't. :p

ninthlayer
12-20-2005, 08:39 PM
No fair, I want to secks an armless broad.

Endymion
12-20-2005, 08:43 PM
psh, supported by mouth alone? fuck that shit, just get a fist full of her hair. just because she doesn't have arms doesn't mean you don't.

ninthlayer
12-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Preach it.

BATWT
12-21-2005, 05:29 AM
I give an Amen to that