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dain84
12-22-2005, 04:14 PM
HAHAHAH (http://theshizz.org/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=8&t=16313&) Tthis is some dirt!

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 04:48 PM
goddammit I was just about to make a topic about this!

I can't believe it!! I've had a crush on him for all these years and I coulda had a chance! ;)

Homer
12-22-2005, 06:26 PM
Oh man... now it's just gonna be awkward when I see pictures of him... but I don't know wether to believe it or not. Never the less, it's funny.

JohnnyNemesis
12-22-2005, 06:34 PM
I wonder what he said when he splooged, the long winded pretentious bastard.

"Ah! I am inching ever closer to the point of climax! The seed of life will now be expelled from my being! Ejaculation of semen, whoa ohh ohhhhh"

I love Bad Religion, but that whole thing does creep me out.

icklebabygremlin
12-22-2005, 06:36 PM
Eww..
But i still love bad religion

bouncingcoles
12-22-2005, 06:37 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i dont know what to think. i want it to be fake!!! but maybe its not!!! ahhhhh

dain84
12-22-2005, 07:01 PM
I wonder what he said when he splooged, the long winded pretentious bastard.

"Ah! I am inching ever closer to the point of climax! The seed of life will now be expelled from my being! Ejaculation of semen, whoa ohh ohhhhh"

I love Bad Religion, but that whole thing does creep me out.
L0LLIN!!!!!!

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 07:01 PM
Eww..
But i still love bad religion

I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE NOW


"Ah! I am inching ever closer to the point of climax! The seed of life will now be expelled from my being! Ejaculation of semen, whoa ohh ohhhhh"

You do not possibly understand the high velocity with which the laughter is erupting from my face at this statement what you have said. WHOA-OH-OH-OH

icklebabygremlin
12-22-2005, 07:02 PM
I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE NOW
lol, can u tell me y that whould make u like them more? :D

Twinkle
12-22-2005, 07:02 PM
Is that really Greg Graffin though? I'm skeptical.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 07:06 PM
lol, can u tell me y that whould make u like them more? :D

Because I would start buying BR albums again if there was a real Greg Graffin sexcam.

Jebus
12-22-2005, 07:06 PM
I'd pretend to be a girl to see some Graffin penis.

alistair13
12-22-2005, 07:10 PM
ok that scars. i'll never be able to listen to bad religion in the same way again

dain84
12-22-2005, 07:12 PM
Is that really Greg Graffin though? I'm skeptical.
Trust me, it's him.

Twinkle
12-22-2005, 07:14 PM
I'd pretend to be a girl to see some Graffin penis.
Hahaha. Pretend to be a guy and see what happens. He might two both sexes.

T-6005
12-22-2005, 07:22 PM
I don't find that this humanizes him - just makes him a weirdo.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 07:40 PM
I don't find that this humanizes him - just makes him a weirdo.

Oh come on. You don't choke the bishop?

Human
12-22-2005, 07:41 PM
lyke, ew, ugh

That_Guy91
12-22-2005, 07:42 PM
Oh come on. You don't choke the bishop?
Probably not on camera.

lolz, i'm listening to "come join us" right now.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 07:43 PM
lolz, i'm listening to "come join us" right now.

omg. Come Join Us on webcam on yahoo messenger!

T-6005
12-22-2005, 07:44 PM
Oh come on. You don't choke the bishop?
Definitely not on camera.

dain84
12-22-2005, 07:49 PM
It's not at all weird that he masturbates, but it's weird that he does it on camera.
But we all masturbate. Except for 3% of us. Those are the 3% that lie. :D

Human
12-22-2005, 07:50 PM
lol dain, true that.

Apathy
12-22-2005, 07:59 PM
goddammit I was just about to make a topic about this!

I can't believe it!! I've had a crush on him for all these years and I coulda had a chance! ;)


I was considering making the topic yesterday, but I made it in the unofficial forums instead. :rolleyes:


I believe it was him. Kinda sick.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 08:01 PM
LOLZ. What are they saying on the BR forums about it?

Homer
12-22-2005, 08:03 PM
Ahhh, the BR forums are gone to hell. All it is is just spam.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 08:05 PM
Jeez, too bad they don't have the 16 best moderators on teh entiar intarweb!

Sinister
12-22-2005, 08:08 PM
Jeez, too bad they don't have the 16 best moderators on teh entiar intarweb!

lolz, you mods rawk.

Homer
12-22-2005, 08:10 PM
Actually, it's not even a forum. It's more like a well organized, flash chat room.

JohnnyNemesis
12-22-2005, 08:27 PM
This does humanize him, despite the creepiness. Lighten up, folks!

Jakebert
12-22-2005, 08:43 PM
I'm surprise no one has made an "I Love My Computer" joke.

JohnnyNemesis
12-22-2005, 09:01 PM
I'm surprise no one has made an "I Love My Computer" joke.

GodDAMN, how'd I miss it? :(

Homer
12-22-2005, 09:08 PM
Yeah... how the hell did we miss that? Oh, right, we're trying to forget about The New America.

JohnnyNemesis
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
Yeah... how the hell did we miss that? Oh, right, we're trying to forget about The New America.

Hahaha, exactly, and well said. Fucking horrific album.

Except for Tracks 1 and 5.

Homer
12-22-2005, 09:11 PM
I actually liked Don't Sell Me Short, and Let It Burn (that's actually the song that made me buy the album, but I was soon dissapointed), and yeah, the first song was good.

dain84
12-22-2005, 09:16 PM
lol dain, true that.
lol nice to see a girl that's not like "eewww gross I would never do that!!!!!!11one"

Mota Boy
12-22-2005, 09:18 PM
The real question is, what would your reaction be if the guy jackin' the beanstalk on camera was the guy who you talk to occasionally in science class? Someone you know just enough about to have a vague opinion, but not nearly enough to claim to know them.

Me? I'd say it's kinda creepy on one hand, but the bitch went along with it and thus has no reason to claim to be so shocked. Fuck her.

All About Eve
12-22-2005, 09:21 PM
Did anyone else find her subliminaly calling herself fat hilarious?

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
I don't think it was subliminal--she really called herself fat.



Me? I'd say it's kinda creepy on one hand, but the bitch went along with it and thus has no reason to claim to be so shocked. Fuck her.

I didn't get the impression that she was shocked. I thought she thought it was as friggin' awesome as I do.

All About Eve
12-22-2005, 09:24 PM
I think she was shocked at the fact that it was him, not at what he was doing.

Betty
12-23-2005, 12:08 AM
I'm very entertained.

And I agree it's not too weird of an act, you'd just think he might be more worried about reputation? Although I'm obviously remaining immensely skeptical, still entertaining.

Sowhat
12-23-2005, 12:21 AM
It's not at all weird that he masturbates, but it's weird that he does it on camera.
Why? It's not unusual to find someone hot online and send nude pics or webcam and stuff. I hardly see how it's creepy.

dain84
12-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Why? It's not unusual to find someone hot online and send nude pics or webcam and stuff. I hardly see how it's creepy.
The chick confessed to being fat.

HornyPope
12-23-2005, 12:36 AM
I love it how that story went around the internet. I see at every music forum practictly.

Izie
12-23-2005, 12:37 AM
Good, at least I got a morning giggle. Of some sort.

Sowhat
12-23-2005, 02:08 AM
The chick confessed to being fat.
Ah, my bad.

Little_Miss_1565
12-23-2005, 02:09 AM
I love it how that story went around the internet. I see at every music forum practictly.

Loads of my friends have been posting it to MySpace, too. I had no idea Greg Graffin was such a well-loved internet pr0n star.

Mota Boy
12-23-2005, 02:10 AM
I didn't get the impression that she was shocked. I thought she thought it was as friggin' awesome as I do.

Ah, OK. After re-reading it (the first post was kinda rushed, being made in the middle of my madcrazywild Christmas party while I was a bit drunk - [it's both an excuse and an opportunity to use the BBS as my own personal blog!]) I realized the "EWEWEWEW!!! Fuckin' GROSS!!! " comment was added by the poster, who was seperate from the LJ girl.

Still, I think it was classless to post something like this. If I posted naked pictures of some girl I met online taken in confidentiality on a public internrt forum I'd be a sleazeball. This just ain't cool, even if done in a positive light.

Edit - 1565, whatchoo doin' up so late?

JohnnyNemesis
12-23-2005, 02:12 AM
Why? It's not unusual to find someone hot online and send nude pics or webcam and stuff. I hardly see how it's creepy.

On that note:

lolz wanna chat? 22/m/ny/nudez

Little_Miss_1565
12-23-2005, 02:16 AM
Johnny, you are a neverending supply of LOLZ.


Edit - 1565, whatchoo doin' up so late?

Alright, I'll give that it wasn't cool for the chick to post the pictures of Graffin whacking it. But damn it's still awesome he did it!

Up late 'cuz I'm having sleep troubles 'cuz I hurt. :(

LOLZ YOU WERE ON TEH BBS AT A PARTY

Sowhat
12-23-2005, 02:17 AM
On that note:

lolz wanna chat? 22/m/ny/nudez
sUrE, i want 2 sX u!!111 l0l!!111

JohnnyNemesis
12-23-2005, 02:20 AM
Johnny, you are a neverending supply of LOLZ.

Ha! Love it! I hope it's enough to soothe your pains though :(


sUrE, i want 2 sX u!!111 l0l!!111

lolz u swet talker, dat makes me blush!

Mota Boy
12-23-2005, 02:23 AM
What's really embarassing is that I was talking to people while thinking "Man, I really wish I could get away to post on the bbs". However, the main reason I was online was to check out scores on my school's basketball game tonight, so it was actually totally manly and legit.

Also, I'd totally kick your back's ass if it wasn't, like, attached to you and would only compound the problem. Rest assured, if there was a physical entity whose ass I could kick to make things better, I'd attempt it in this state.

Also, I noticed ol' JN is stayin' up as well. BBS layt kru in full effect.

Final fun fact - tonight I discovered that I can take a shock from a dog collar at the highest setting and laugh. Originally I was trying it as a joke, then it was more or less forcibly strapped on to me and became the entertainment for the night... before we snuck back to my place to grab tamales or were mesmerized by the fact that a mini-trampoline was remarketed as an "urban rebounder" fitness machine worth $120. Oh, I'm sorry, am I derailing a thread about a middle-aged man who scrimages a little five on one? I'm oh so sorry.

Vera
12-23-2005, 02:24 AM
So ..when's Noodles following the trend?

Little_Miss_1565
12-23-2005, 02:26 AM
So ..when's Noodles following the trend?

oh snap you did not just go there omg omg omg!!!!!shift+1!!!

Thanx, Mota, but it's actually my legs that are bothering me today. I think I might go outside and pay a squirrel to gnaw them off

Mota Boy
12-23-2005, 02:35 AM
Thanx, Mota, but it's actually my legs that are bothering me today. I think I might go outside and pay a squirrel to gnaw them off
Awwwwww...

On the bright side, this is the age of the internet. Just go to craigslist and I'm sure within ten minutes after posting a pic of those fantastic gams of yours you'll find a large group of [German] men willing to pay YOU large sums of money for the pleasure of gnawing 'em off.

Mota Boy
12-23-2005, 02:37 AM
And finally, I'd like to be the first person on this message boards to say that Greg Gaffin is such a jerk.

Vera
12-23-2005, 03:21 AM
oh snap you did not just go there omg omg omg!!!!!shift+1!!!
Fangirl! *points and laughs*

sitdyneshelagh
12-23-2005, 04:16 AM
Oh, but we didn't even see any cock!

voodoomagik
12-23-2005, 06:47 AM
at least we know he's not gay...

0r4ng3
12-23-2005, 02:58 PM
I'm surprise no one has made an "I Love My Computer" joke.Too bad I was late to this topic, or I would've made a joke along the lines of "Forbidden Beat".

I first saw this on the NN2S website yesterday, where I got that joke from. Basically...

I know a lot of you are probably waiting for me to do a strip (PUN) in response to those Greg Graffin webcam pictures that have been floating around the web (if you don't know what I'm talking about, there's a link somewhere in the forum). Trust me, I'm waiting to do one too. Unfortunately, I picked NOW to be in the middle of an arc. By the time this story's over, it probably won't be topical enough to warrant a comic anyhow, which sucks. Oh well, just assume I would have made some tasteless joke on "Forbidden Beat" or something. Maybe "I Love My Computer". The possibilities are endless!

Sowhat
12-23-2005, 07:47 PM
at least we know he's not gay...
Yes, because that would be terrible...

offspringis the best band
05-30-2006, 08:30 PM
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There is a God. OHHHH BOY.

0r4ng3
05-30-2006, 08:41 PM
We could have predicted this, many years ago...


It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,
Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

Edit: Oh damn, I didn't realize I already made this "joke".

DeAtHsTaR
05-30-2006, 09:02 PM
We could have predicted this, many years ago...



Edit: Oh damn, I didn't realize I already made this "joke".
Haha, awesome.

I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get turned on
when I turn on you