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Human
12-22-2005, 06:02 PM
I've been trying to log in since 12 today and it's said "we'll be back shortly" and a whole bunch of other crap. It won't let me log in same as pretty much everybody else. I had no fucking idea 5 hours was a short amount of time, now I'm bored and pissed.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-22-2005, 06:04 PM
Life's cruel when you're 12 years old isn't it Leah.

That_Guy91
12-22-2005, 06:07 PM
Was that realy nessacary, monkey?

Tijs
12-22-2005, 06:07 PM
I have no problems logging in...

Human
12-22-2005, 06:07 PM
Life's cruel when you're 12 years old isn't it Leah.
Actually I'm 11 but whatever.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:08 PM
I have no problems logging in...
That's odd...my damn computer/myspace

Paint_It_Black
12-22-2005, 06:13 PM
Life's cruel when you're 12 years old isn't it Leah.

Excuse me sir, can I see your sarcasm license please? What's that? You don't have a sarcasm license? I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to refrain from using the sarcasm, and while I'm at it I'll suggest you not attempt to pick fights with 11 year old girls.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 06:14 PM
Actually I'm 11 but whatever.

Dude you're 11, and on MySpace?

Isn't that kinda dangerous?

Human
12-22-2005, 06:18 PM
um, no, it isn't. Tons of my friends have myspace.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 06:20 PM
And no one's been molested yet?

Human
12-22-2005, 06:23 PM
Erm, no .

the_offsprings_monkey
12-22-2005, 06:23 PM
Excuse me sir, can I see your sarcasm license please? What's that? You don't have a sarcasm license? I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to refrain from using the sarcasm, and while I'm at it I'll suggest you not attempt to pick fights with 11 year old girls.
I can't fight the bigger girls :( they use there tits and ass to distract me. So it's back to kicking flat chested 11 year old girls around.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-22-2005, 06:24 PM
you're teh pwnz0rz.
You sir wouldn't know a pwn if it came up and kicked you in your bollocks.

That_Guy91
12-22-2005, 06:24 PM
You know, it's probably not an insult to call an 11 year old flat-chested.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:25 PM
I can't fight the bigger girls :( they use there tits and ass to distract me. So it's back to kicking flat chested 11 year old girls around.
You're an ass, you know that? Not all of us look the same and oops, I'm sorry your just such a pathetic loser. You're totally just calling yourself pathetic. Is that the only thing you care about? Breasts? If that's all, you must be one sad fuck.

Sinister
12-22-2005, 06:25 PM
You sir wouldn't know a pwn if it came up and kicked you in your bollocks.

I guess I'll retract my statement then.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:26 PM
You know, it's probably not an insult to call an 11 year old flat-chested.
Even though she isn't.

That_Guy91
12-22-2005, 06:27 PM
Even though she isn't.
I really didn't need to know that.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:27 PM
I really didn't need to know that.
Yes you did.

The Talking Pie
12-22-2005, 06:28 PM
Dude you're 11, and on MySpace?

Isn't that kinda dangerous?

um, no, it isn't. Tons of my friends have myspace.
Ah, I see; everyone else is doing it so it must be okay.

Jesus, you're eleven, stop trying to be grown up. Someone who isn't a spammer needs to say that.

dain84
12-22-2005, 06:29 PM
Yes you did.
Haha that was pretty funny.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:30 PM
Haha that was pretty funny.
Well you know what they say...people with funny asses grow up to have funny brains...wtf? I'm sorry, that wasn't funny at all...

Human
12-22-2005, 06:31 PM
Ah, I see; everyone else is doing it so it must be okay.

Jesus, you're eleven, stop trying to be grown up. Someone who isn't a spammer needs to say that.
I'm not trying to be grown up, and it's not that everybody else is doing it. It's that it's an easy way to keep in touch with my friends that live really far away from me instead of having to waste the money to call long distance or write a letter.

Sowhat
12-22-2005, 06:35 PM
And no one's been molested yet?
Why would having a myspace account get you molested? And why would your age change that?

Oh, and I just got Myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/kateaclysmic

The Talking Pie
12-22-2005, 06:35 PM
You were challenged with the problem of young children (especially girls) using something as potentially dangerous as MySpace (which it is), and your defence was, to paraphrase, "it isn't; all my friends use it". And if your friends can use MySpace, they all need e-mail addresses. A far better way to keep in contact with someone. There's a reason 16- profiles are marked as private, you know, and it's largely to do with the fact that MySpace is so synonymous with teenage sluttery and the perverts that thus attracts.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:37 PM
I only talk to people that I know and afew people from here, that's all, oh yeah, and one person that I don't know. But I'd never give any info out or anything.

All About Eve
12-22-2005, 06:41 PM
You missed his point, if all you do on myspace is talk to people, everyone on there has to have email adresses, which is a better, easier, and more private way to talk to people.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:43 PM
For some odd reason I prefer myspace though.

Little_Miss_1565
12-22-2005, 06:44 PM
I didn't mean it as an insult, Human. But there's a reason the phrase "myspace whore" was invented. A lot of girls 11-16 have self-esteem troubles due to a whole bunch of environmental bullshit that comes along with adolesence, and it can be really flattering if someone with a hot userpicture starts messaging to say you're beautiful. And then a person can feel like they trust this guy, and then he proposes a meet-up....Young people on a service like MySpace can be like throwing a snack to perverts. Just be careful?

JohnnyNemesis
12-22-2005, 06:46 PM
TOM is never afraid to reach new lows. The fact that he's going toe-to-toe with an 11 year old in this thread and is LOSING is absolutely priceless. That, and the fact that said 11 year old has a better grasp of the English language is hilarious.

Human
12-22-2005, 06:48 PM
yeah, I'll be careful, oh yeah, and thanks rick.

All About Eve
12-22-2005, 06:48 PM
TOM = 10 year old girl?! :eek:

That_Guy91
12-22-2005, 06:48 PM
Rick, my friend's 4 year old sister has a better grasp of the english language than him.

the_offsprings_monkey
12-22-2005, 06:50 PM
I ain't going toe to toe with her, I'm pissing about and having a laugh, god I'm tired of this palaver, I'm going to watch Holby.

Mentally_Challenged
12-23-2005, 04:35 AM
" Site will be down for maintenance from 2:15AM PST to around 5:00AM PST. December 23, 2005."



Y'know, just getting back to the point.

notoriousdoc
12-23-2005, 05:23 AM
Actually I'm 11 but whatever.

Nicely done, I commend you on that comeback

Also, is it just me or has Luceh got really angsty lately?