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endlesst0m
12-24-2005, 05:02 PM
happy jewish

0r4ng3
12-24-2005, 05:03 PM
Wow, you're ignorant towards Jews, if you don't know the name.

So, happy Kwanzaa.

endlesst0m
12-24-2005, 05:03 PM
yeah whatever

SkunkIt
12-24-2005, 05:06 PM
Happy Jewish Holiday to you, too!

endlesst0m
12-24-2005, 05:07 PM
so what did jewish for on chanukah?

wheelchairman
12-25-2005, 04:07 AM
I used to know the true meaning of chanukah. Growing up my best friend was jewish and we sort of split religions (not that I got any gifts though..) Although his parents were atheist so religion really was never very strong with them.

endlesst0m
12-25-2005, 11:20 AM
theres some good things about being jewish.

BATWT
12-25-2005, 11:59 AM
like cool hats

notoriousdoc
12-25-2005, 12:46 PM
The lack of a good foreskin kinda takes away from the cool hats though

BATWT
12-25-2005, 01:02 PM
lose a hood, gain a hat

notoriousdoc
12-25-2005, 02:03 PM
Become a jew

"Lose a hood, gain a hat"

Sowhat
12-26-2005, 04:33 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought growing their beards out and wearing stupidly long curls was about leaving the body the way God made it...

... but it's alright to CUT OFF A BIT OF A BABY'S PENIS.

wheelchairman
12-26-2005, 05:45 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought growing their beards out and wearing stupidly long curls was about leaving the body the way God made it...

... but it's alright to CUT OFF A BIT OF A BABY'S PENIS.
You're probably wrong.

I believe circumcision is a practice meant to cleanse the male. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all have weird practices with regards to sexuality. Baptism is meant to cleanse the baby from the sin of sex. wtf?

notoriousdoc
12-26-2005, 05:49 AM
Time for the old joke, I guess

Why do jews have such big noses?

Because air is FREE

killer_queen
12-26-2005, 07:05 AM
You're probably wrong.

I believe circumcision is a practice meant to cleanse the male. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all have weird practices with regards to sexuality. Baptism is meant to cleanse the baby from the sin of sex. wtf?
People here believe that it's for health.

JoY
12-26-2005, 11:46 AM
Baptism is meant to cleanse the baby from the sin of sex. wtf?
*bursts into wild laughter* my grandfather at least gave it a try, when he baptised me.

notoriousdoc
12-26-2005, 11:53 AM
People here believe that it's for health.
They also eat the female children they give birth to

JoY
12-26-2005, 02:54 PM
People here believe that it's for health.
if your foreskin has a slightly abnormal size, you do have a greater risk to get infections & shit like that. at least, that's how the medical story goes & everybody believes in medicine. *vomits around a corner* either way, it can be done for health, like you said. my brother almost had to live his life without a whole foreskin, the poor motherfucker, because he was born with a tiny infection. you can wonder, though, how much medicine should interrupt normal life & should intervene. blah blah blah, I'm pro foreskin. *Jew*

Sowhat
12-26-2005, 06:24 PM
I think beards are filthy too.

0r4ng3
12-26-2005, 07:02 PM
So, happy second night of Jewish everyone!